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>Van Harlem
Van Hellnawdawg
Van Homo
>Van Theft Auto
underrated
At least it's a black man this time.
We wuz hunting vampirezz and shieetzz
blackula
yeah thats just moronic and asking for it
Van HelKang
wtf WMAF bros...I thought Chloe was our ally
The memes got her too much exposure. She's now completely in the hands of Disney and will have to follow their diversity quota
>Count Dreads
If this was the 90s-early 2000s, sure. Now it’ll be a pozzed woke saccharine trash dump. It’ll make the other Van Helsing movie look like The Godfather
Shit I actually thought that was the other guy who’s playing blade. Nah this guy sucks. Get Chewbacca Ellenfort or Big Drizzy to do it and I’m in
The guy playing Blade (Mahershala Ali) is actually a good actor
The dude in OP is terrible in everything he's in and basically feels like Ali's dollar store equivalent for 'fortysomething black male' casting calls.
Dude is just too old, Blade doesn't age past his prime, they should have cast a young black actor, someone that can be in the franchise for a decade at least. Even John "birthing hips" Boyega would be better.
They de-age everyone in these fricking movies with shitty CGI, so it doesnt matter. They could cast Danny Glover.
I like him too but figure since he’s blade already maybe they can get one of the other guys I mentioned.
OP pic guy? You’re correct, he is a fricking snooze to watch.
Wasn't it Wesley Snipes?
Wonder what made that decision
some mothafrickas always tryina ice skate uphill
Frick. Beat me to it.
unironically based
been there done that
It's a work of fiction, so I don't see any problem.
I agree and genuinely think Sebastian Stan should also be the new Black Panther
Maybe in 50 years. That is taking away a black man's role.
That black man died though.
being black is essential for Black Panther. Being white isn't essential for van helsing.
I say this about Schindler's List
Dracula was a real person
Technically the character is based on Tepes but is not actually him
Sure, it's european folklore. Let's exchange black folklore with white people and see what happens. Other then that, i hope they make Dracula black too. I hope they exchange every white character that is loved by white people over generations into blacks or raging homos/trannies. Accelerate all this. I can't wait for the NPC's to finally lose their shit too.
might as well increase the hilariously miscastings with the blackest and ugliest--i'm talking with the biggest flared nostrils, angular prognathism, purplest gums, and yellowest eyes--until people stop watching media, and take up less conSOOMer forms of hobbies and entertainment.
Aren't they doing that already? I mean just have a look at most of the diversity hires they made for the movies in the last decade. If they at least would cast some of their best looking ones then normies probably wouldn't even care but most of the time they take either normal looking ones or the ugly ones just to rub it in your face. "Look nazi not only are we replacing your favorite characters and changing all of your history but we actually do it with those you can't identify with in the slightest and it will even be hard to look at!"
ACCELERATE FURTHER
Crashing this industry, with NO SURVIVORS
Van Helsing is Dutch in the novel.
YWNBAW.
So is Alistair Overeem so the casting is fine
exquisite bait
>IT'S A BAIT!
>still responds
We will never get a straight adaption of the novel. Everybody thinks they have a new spin on things and fricks it up.
> A quest for revenge against the vampire that Buck Broke him!
Bravo Zao, this is even better than the first sex scene in the MCU being WMAF.
Only if it was all all black cast. If there is even one white person in the film it will be ruined
>medieval europe
>darkies in any sort of power position
He won't have a power position at first, he'll be the badass guy every peasant is racist towards before proving they need him to take on dracula, he'll most likely have a romance with a white woman, since people gave Zao shit for having an asian woman be in a relationship with white men in the eternals.
Isn't it supposed to be in sci fi futuristic settings?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Petrovich_Gannibal
that’s a white man
>Russian
>European
>Mideval
>1781
you’re moronic
KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
HOL UP
There has been like 12 bad dracula movies over the last decade so there's no real reason to say blackula won't be good but go ahead and give it a shot. Like, frick it.
Blacula IS good anon
Looks like Kevin Hart after an acid attack.
Why do they all have those voluptuous dick sucking lips
Generations of selective breeding to create the perfect race to Buck Break.
I wish he’d make a sequel just for the memes
>Wuz Helsing: The curse of Hoodsylvania
Van Helrap
Ah, yes, finally a Black is playing a Dutchman. All what we've been waiting for.
Why didn't they make Van Helsing a Mexican or a Taiwanese man? It's always Black folk.
It's not about muh diversity because else all races would be represented equally. Instead 90% of the time it's joggers. Even in europe. Normies are waking up to this though. They are placed everywhere, on ads in the streets, catalogues, commercials, shows etc.!
I wonder how it'll shoehorn in slavery and white guilt.
You mean Van Hennessy
lol his name is Yahya
Does he only hunt blackulas?
A wee little baby
I don't have a problem with this. Does it really matter? Not really.
Yes it matters. If it were whites constantly appropriating other people's characters and culture, then you'd have a problem with it.
this Black person does not displease me. he will be the zoomer version of denzel
Shut the frick up
I love black people and this guy is a terrible actor. Laughably bad doctor Manhattan. I don't know why he's being forced so much.
>I love black people
Just like Zendaya, low value actors are forced into everything as long as they are brown enough
These fricking parasites are enver gonna create shit on their own, huh? It's all racist appropriation so they don't even have to fricking try? And the weird part is they're totally proud of being this way.
Why always rehash Dracula a hundred times? Why not just make a new fricking vampire story? You want black vampires, set it in the bayou or africa. That would be a kino.
I thought Eggers was doing a Dracula movie?
Van Helsing is a vampire hunter. In the last movie Dracula was the final boss.
>The Northman flops hard
>morons still believe that Eggers will ever direct a movie again
He will, just not anything big. He seems like he can't handle being a big boy director.
>I guess i’ll check the area for Blackulas
I'm so tired, bros.
>not an angry schlubby white guy living in a van who reluctantly joins the fight to take down a vampire
No, I don't watch films with Black folk
Literally can't find anything to suggest this is real. Is Universal really going to trust Zhao to helm a supposed franchise maker?
> Can't do basic research
> that means it's fake
https://www.instagram.com/empiremagazine/
https://twitter.com/empiremagazine
Zhao was working on a Dracula movie, but that was before Eternals flopped.
Dark Universal is doing their own version. Nic Cage is supposed to be Bela Lugosi of their universe. They even got 1930s Dracula font. Zhao is doing some shitty sci fi mashup. Or maybe they even cancelled it because I remember reading something about cancellation of Dracula movie from Mina point of view.
Who cares. We are all humans.
Let’s get mad about a shitty movie absolutely no one will watch because muh Black person
>Woke-ula.
Frick off.
*sigh* at least we get the interview with the vampire reboot soon
Van hellsang
Da vampire thug hunter.
Holy water> lean
Crossbow> mac10
Hat> doo rag
Cross >play mixtape and they die from the ear bleed.
>Sheeeeiit, homie so you be sayin dey be sum blud sukkas in dat trap house and da pimp's name is the count?
Crip fo lyf homie, lets show dem bluds we own da streets of troonycelvania
>Sheeeeeit dis muhfricka finna be after my bluuuud, come git it sucka!
>Ah ah! Now I vill drain you of your zuperior black essence! Finally, my vampeer powers will be enhanced by your incredible melanated blut!
>Sheeeit, you wanna eat me homie? You white mo frickas need to learn to season yo' food!
*covers himself in ground garlic and starts flexing*
>Aaaaahhhhhheeeiii noooooooo! Curse you Van Helsing!
*turns into vampire bat and flies out the window past 8 foot portrait of Donald Trump on the wall*
Kino.
he's literally designated remake/reboot/sequel guy lol
Abunga-Bunga Gabuhga
>Chloe Zao
Lmao she's gonna get to keep making movies after Eternals bombed?