New waifu just dropped

From the "IF" trailer

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1920s style "pacman" eyes
      >3D CGI

      Sorry, but that clashes really badly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pacman 'mouth' turned away from sources of light
        OH SHIT Black person

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this fricking sonic reject?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a monochrome israeliteel the Beetle.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she cgi though?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe you’re this stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, I believe you're stupid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but that looks like it could have been done with some puppetry and animatronics

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Motherfu-

          You want some Five Nights at Freddy's bullshit?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, why not

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know what?
              I respect that.

              You have noble goals anon.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was cool though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          so then you could b***h and moan that it looks janky and cheap?

          why do you people hate 3DCG so much? you realize that the "shitty cg" you hate is because studios don't want to pay their animators, right?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just foster's home
    but it doesn't look a a bad foster's

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, I meant to say like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      realistic cgi cartoons are always creepy to me. Even the fixed Sonic model is a little hair-raising. She's not even cute, she's br*tish.

      sorry, I meant to say like

      I'm lost on what you're trying to say.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like foster's home but not in a bad way

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's saying that it looks like foster's, except that it doesn't look like shit

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if they were 2d animated though. I don't know if any child who'd make a friend this grotesque looking.
      She's a cute design of she wasn't so over rendered.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >of she wasn't so over rendered
        to be fair I did cook

        a little with waifu2x

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. She definitely looks like some kind of OC a kid would think up and have as their imaginary friend or waifu. Especially some ADHD addled millennial or zoomer who only liked two things growing up, old cartoons and Sonic.

        None of the rest of them do though, that's kind of my problem. I can see big blue guy maybe. Those are the only two that stand out to me. The rest are random foods or objects. Kids don't make imaginary friends of bananas.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She definitely looks like some kind of OC a kid would think up and have as their imaginary friend
          Oh yeah but I wouldn't see her as a 3d version of herself. She'd be 2d, ala Betty boop in Roger rabbit.
          She's the most appealing of these characters though. Glory to two tone bugs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        now im imagining how sick another attempt at a who framed roger rabbit style would be

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      smug

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I approve.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my donkey dick in between those legs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flaccid even.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New waifu
    That is not how it works. There is no NEW waifu. Waifu is lifeu. God I hate cartoongays. You just latch onto everything for a few months.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conceptually, I love it. There's a lot that can be done. I think it's very sweet, cute, and potentially emotional.

    But this looks so ugly, the acting is so corny, the jokes are terrible, and none of the characters actually look like they're in the scene. Roger Rabbit was exponentially more convincing than this.

    And I don't think I can sit through an entire movie of that purple character. I lost my patience with him just from this 2 minute trailer.

    And I think I hate the term "IF."

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of israeliteel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What franchise is she from?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        IDW Sonic

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only female IDW Sonic character that is feminine in any regard. A gem hidden in a huge pile of Californian shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jewel was the best addition IDW's Sonic could muster in terms of making a female character. All the others are just "strong c**t is strong because it's mandated.".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Belle The Tinkerer was the best addition IDW's Sonic could muster in terms of making a female character.
        ftfy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But better

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at work. But I hope you guys started the timer on this one. We should actually get a record on how long it usually takes for this stuff to happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoarding it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely surprised. No breasts, nothing.
      There was full on penetration porn of the first pokemon shown back within THREE MINUTES of the Pearl/Diamond era, per the response to the announcement stream.

      (or gen 7, i can't remember which)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seriously surprised this literally who movie doesn't get the same treatment as one of the most popular franchises of all time?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it got a thread on co, but it has until may to build traction. We'll see how it goes.

          most people dunking on it because foster's exists and this pretends to NOT know that Foster's exists.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just give me a bit of time https://files.catbox.moe/bemqg6.png

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your time.

        hopefully she'll get better stuff in the future. in the meantime, here you go https://files.catbox.moe/18q9jg.png

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute animated waifu
    >Cute real human waifu

    It's a win-win!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swimsuit body doubles

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thing looks like if Ivy Pepper from Lackadaisy and israeliteel from IDW Sonic had a baby

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You drew this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Just a quick sketch for fun.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to bed now and when I wake up in 6-10 hours there better be some fricking porn of Blossom.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you try your luck in the drawgay thread?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let him say it or his head will explode
    >IIIIIIFFFFFFFFSSSS
    Why is it that whenever they get a genuinely cool concept, they have to make it stupid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's what they think audiences want

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, because the target audience are kids.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The target audience is Ryan Reynolds going by the “damn” in the trailer.

          If it was made by Disney this movie would’ve had its balls cut off.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of insect is she?
    is she a cricket?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also think she's looks like cricket

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty much an Amazing World of Gumball movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for that shit to happen and no its not canned

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she needs to be gaped. I volunteer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which hole?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I'm awake, where's the porn?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of bug is she?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like either a beetle or a cricket to me

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So cute and tiny!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice fricktoy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect height

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      walking onahole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, she’s perfect…

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks absolutely cringe

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Sonic OC.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off and die, zoomer Sonicbab.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're making them this hot on purpose, aren't they?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HER, theyre making HERE that hot on purpose

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow that took long enough
    https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6089577

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So no bush after all?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        People have terrible taste and porno brain rot. Smooth pussy is for pedophiles.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          obsessed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, go touch some grass.
          You're typing nonsense

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she’s a big part of the film.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what bug is she supposed to be?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A beetle maybe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could've made her a moth and called her "Motha"

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not for me but I'm glad you found some happiness in this world op. Enjoy!

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bumo

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rubberhose character looks a wooden puppet or animatronic

    Would've been so much better if she was 2D, or at least cartoony CGI

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girl actor seems flat as shit.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is basically "Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends"
    Captcha: DOGJO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      With a touch of Drop Dead Fred

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "No its different because we stole the idea that they are all living underground in a carnival like in the movie US"

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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