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>Super Nintendo World
>Harry Potter - Ministry of Magic
>Dark Universe (Universal Monsters)
>How To Train Your Dragon: Isle of Berk
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Cool. Is Simpsons going to die?
Either that or Lost Continent
Rumor around the street is Pokémon taking over Simpsons.
Simpsons has to be out by 2028 anyway given the 20 year license is expiring and Disney obviously isn’t renewing it now that they own the show
Really wanting something Pokémon in that section would make it make sense why they are trying to expedite Simpsons out of the park even though they have 4 years remaining
What would a Pokemon simulator ride be about?
>Dark Universe
I thought they'd given up on that?
And where's Pokemon?
Pokémon is already everywhere, a theme park is unnecessary. A safari would be better. Anyway we're getting DK in Orlando
>Build a DK ride
>Use the shitty Tikis instead of the Kremlings
Why does Nintendo hate the Rare-era characters so much?
Rights issues.
Microsoft owns Rare.
Why do people still propagate this lie?
Shut the frick up Boco
Nintendo traded Banjo Kazooie to Microsoft in order to get back any DK stuff Rare held and even then, it was pretty much exclusively the DK64 OCs.
They're keeping the Dark Universe branding for future projects but early leaks indicated the theme park stuff was going to be based on classic Universal Monsters.
YES! I love the classic Universal Monsters.
Zelda's likely happening as well
Dark Universe
I want to go to the spooky castle please
Premise is Victor's descendant Victoria Frankenstein cashing in on the family legacy and bringing all the monsters together for a castle tourist attraction.
Is How To Train Your Dragon really that popular?
Has more content than Avatar and that got a land.
I wonder what they’ll do from Super Nintendo World during Halloween Horror Nights season?
Not Epic Universe, but still Orlando, Shrek's swamp looks almost ready for paint at former Kidzone.
>Disney’s response is “uh we’re going to put in Tiana’s restaurant because Pecos Bill is problematic and maybe 10 years down the road add Encanto”
Kek it’s so fricking over for Disney, expect the panic button Journey into Imagination revamp announcement in the next 6 months
How can Nintendo compete with this?
well that just looks sad I wouldn't wanna sleep in those cuck pods like they do in osaka japan
>Lost so much money they closed it after like 2 years
To be fair Universal might not be able to do better
Uni wouldn't charge 5k for something so subpar
Why no Jurassic Park/World land? You'd think, it being a franchise with the basis of "theme park w/ real dinosaurs, it would be a no-brainer for Universal...
Isn't there already a land at Islands of Adventure?
Anon where have you been? They've already had a Jurassic Park land for over 20 years.
i wonder how many trannies JKR gets to kill with her check.
I thought those frickers already got genocided when that game came out. How are there still any left?
You all excited for the Harry Potter Trampling Trannies ride at Universal Epic Universe?
rent free
No one asked for your pronouns.
Imagine the response development Disney could have made to this new park if they didn’t hyper focus on making a Star Wars prison hotel and retheming one of the most popular rides to a mid-tier 2000s film because 6000 people signed a petition crying about it
I don't like the designs. Frankenstein('s Monster's) face just looks odd, like a high school football coach or something and Drac's jacket is awkward and tacky. Wolf Man is ok.
Hey Drac, Starfleet called, they want their uniform back.
Oooh, I hope the Gillman gets something.
My second favorite movie monster.
From original rumors he was supposed to get a phase 2 expansion where he would get a water boat ride ala Jaws but we don't know if that's still in the plans
if they're gonna do the stitched together look why is it all the same color of skin instead of patchwork? Gimme some blues and browning leathery flesh instead of pale green.
If they were gonna try to modernize Dracula why not go for something that's sexy like uhhhh Gary Oldman Dracula instead of edgy frickboy.
Wolfman looks kinda like a hobo. Hopefully the animatronics look cooler in motion or with better lighting?
Why is Berk so fricking huge? You'd think they'd want to give that amount of space to Nintendo considering that this is the first park it's going into where they can use as much space as they want without having to tear something down first.
More space for something they own.
nintendo was designed for the shitty cramped confines of California and Japan. Theres nearby expansion plots though if they wanna continue building it up.
And allegedly Luigi's Mansion is already in development as a Mario expansion.
>not Donkey Kong
SHENANIGANS!
Donkey Kong is already being built dw.
They have a HtTYD live action adaptation coming out, they decided to lean into that ip for some reason.
Take theme park threads to
Sorry chud, a HTTYD themed land is objective Cinemaphile territory
You work for Disney and you get to decide what they built to counter this new park
What are you going with?
Hard mode: sincerely answer and not something to try and end the company because you hate them
Can they do a Marvel Land yet?
Then again, the MCU is dying, so...
Uhhhh
there's several
>get Tony Baxter and build an original park that leans into some original shit instead of Disney shit IP
>make a villains park like they've been saying for years now
>revamp Epcot with multiple pavilions (probably not israel or russia though) in the world showcase and new rides as well
>obliterate new fantasy land and storybook circus to build literally anything else that isn't just completely worthless
>start trying weirder shit like VR parlors themed around Tron
>do shit themed around the the whole Society of Adventurers and Explorers with coasters and lands themed around unknown civilizations and far off locations
like there's so much potential there
Can't do shit in Florida with the word "Marvel" in it but they can work with Doctor Strange and the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Tokyo Disney Sea US edition.
Fifth Gate: Disney Legends, with the following lands:
>Ancient Greece - central hub of the park, with a Mount Olympus centerpiece and a Greek restaurant with character meet-and-greets for Herc, Hades, Pain & Panic, and Megara
>Beastly Kingdom - just import the BK ideas over here, since Pandora took over the spot previously held for BK at Animal Kingdom
>Final Frontier - bring back the ExtraTERRORestrial but with a proper Xenomorph, since Disney now owns the Aliens IP and is starting to make more movies and TV shows with it. For a ride, a Predator dark ride in the vein of Dinosaur.
>Marvel Legends - the MCU shit that Universal still can't use can go here, namely Shang-Chi and Eternals. Sure, Eternals bombed, but who cares. Do a Jungle Cruise-style safari ride through Ta-Lo with different mythical creature animatronics throughout. Eternals can have, like, Gilgamesh's Restaurant or some shit, IDK.
>Springfield - Disney just does Universal Springfield but at Disney.
Xbox partnership. Sea of Thieves facade for POTC, Blizzard World like how it's seen in Overwatch, Master Chief stage show and Crash Bandicoot walkaround character.
It's a Made in America dream collab. Only Walt would be prouder.
Walt's death never stopped Disneyland from prospering.
You're stupid.
He's not wrong. Nintendo has full rights to the Kremlings.
They need to fix the fricking Jurassic park ride already
>People saying Simpsons land will be removed
For real? I never went but always saw pictures of it. Should I visit it this year or is it nothing special?
Its on borrowed time. Go before 2028, thats when Disney will take it away.
Yes, it's 100% out by 2028 and there's rumors they might expedite closing it to this year, so if you ever wanted to go you should this year.
Disney might make their own Simpsons land by the end of the decade
Wonder if they'll take out MiB too. That's a huge amount of land they could do a shitload with.
Warner Bros. should bring back the Magic Caster Wands and have them be usable for the Harry Potter exhibits
>shanghai disney gets a really cool zootopia land and ride
>USA gets some minor shit in animal kingdom
it fricking sucks that a billion dollar movie gets treated like shit
While both of the Blue Sky plans they've presented for Animal Kingdom are antithetical to Rohde's mission statement for the park and its fricking stupid to get rid of dinosaurs outright, the Latin America plan was slightly more coherent then the "Let's just ducktape Moana and Zootopia" together one.
Studios would be a great place for the Shanghai land.
You act like the new Latin American area isn't just going to be Coco, Encanto, and Wish stitched together. The only reason Dinoland USA is closing is because Disney only cares about tie-ins.
>Wish
You mean Indy.
I'm surprised that Up isn't a part of this plan, but then again, this seems to be the fulfillment of all the half-baked "They should put Brown People Movie into Animal Kingdom" ideas that idiots keep pitching on Twitter.
Disney just looks at the US demographics, sees a bunch of Hispanic children, and then says to itself "You know what they would really like? Pandering."
Then the Hispanic kids watch DBZ instead.
>You act like the new Latin American area isn't just going to be Coco, Encanto, and Wish
>Not moving Three Cabs there when they are birds from Latin America
Seethe, nobody gives a shit about that. Disney itself buried it.
They have a ride in Epcot bro this isn’t remotely the burn you think it is
I feel like the sensible thing to do would be to build Brazil at Epcot, move the Caballeros there and then let Coco take over Mexico.
Also replace the ancient BatB show at Studios with Encanto since I just think that movie is better suited for the stage no matter how much people keep suggesting "Just do a Casita version of Mystic Manor".
Funny this is that "minor shit" is in the centerpiece attraction/building of the entire park
Also Tokyo Disney said "Frick you we're keeping Splash Mountain."
This the parks thread?
Youtube algo showed me this, thoughts?
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Cool revolutionary tech. And currently Disney won't do frick all with something like that. Heck Disney has cheaped out on the Tiana Swap Adventure severely since the initial production stuff.
HTTYD is already dated
Dragons will always be cool and they're doing a live action
Pandora will mog dragonshit
I got older if they are going to have classic Imhotep, 90’s Imhotep, kharis, or the lady mummy from the awful Tom Cruise movie walking around the park.
Probably a new interpretation of it