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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here to clap Dr. Pavel's cheeks.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to post on /FTL/

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've lost control of my life and I'm just drinking alone.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to get litty

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having a really bad day and hoping someone mentions my favorite movie so I can talk about how much I want the main character carnally so it distracts me from weeping.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you pronounce that goblin's last name? Keegan? Cogan?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        kee-oh-gan. he was good in chernobyl and love/hate(irish breaking bad but not cape shit ending)

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) No longer have friends
    2) No longer live near family
    3) No longer drink alcohol
    Just another night. I had McDonald's, watched King of the Hill and played Red Dead Redemption 2.
    Kinda sad that that's my life but I enjoyed myself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >played Red Dead Redemption 2.
      which part?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which part, Black person? I hate moronic fricking homosexuals like you who leave threads after posting. You said you don't drink anymore. What's your excuse, wienersucker?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does it matter to you which part he's playing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I asked him a fricking question. What does it matter to you, gay? Were you a part of this conversation?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the guy you were asking. let me tell you, I was playing the gayest, most homosexual part of the game

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're in the game?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to tell you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but subway. I also want a milkshake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Jeff

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to go out downtown to a club
    >Realize I have no one to go to and would just be awkward as frick standing around by myself

    In my early 20s I didn't give a frick but past 25 I'd rather just chat on Discord with my friends across the country.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discord
      >friends
      They're not friends

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, no charge for them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And why would I want them?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have absolutely no idea how to continue the meme in a way that is relevant to New Years. You'll just have to imagine the fire.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have an excuse.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a loser and I'm a weirdo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too
      that cat looks like i feel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell am I doing here?
      I dont belong here

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna get high af today bros, maybe watch DUNC kino again.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have a lot of friends and i no longer care about being up at 12 for the new year

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no longer care about being up at 12 for the new year
      getting old innit

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been searching all day for something to watch: 0 results.
    I've been searching all day for something to play (videogame) to distract myself: 0 results.
    Just a couple of hours of refreshing the catalog left. Then shower and sleep to wake up in 2024.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been searching all day for something to play (videogame) to distract myself
      Get GOG if you don't have it and buy Warcraft 2 for $5.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a friendless KHV who has lost control of his life, and I live too far from my parents. Where else would I go other than the place with all my frens?

      >I've been searching all day for something to watch: 0 results.
      I just rewatched Oppenheimer. I disliked it the first time, but I want to end the year with something from said year, and I couldn't come up with something better. I'm still watching, and I have it on 3.0x speed. It's still tiresome.

      5 years until wizardhood. Rolling for my powers
      0 - arcane magic
      1 - fire magic
      2 - frost magic
      3 - air magic
      4 - earth magic
      5 - necro magic
      6 - blood magic
      7 - void magic
      8 - nature magic
      9 - chaos magic
      dubs - eldritch magic
      trips - homosexual magic

      ~4 left for me. Rolling.

      My dog died. He was my best friend and gave me affection like no human ever has, and probably ever will. Not that anyone cares, but I feel the need commemorate his life.

      F

      Sorry anon.

      >didnt really make any plans
      >thought someone else would plan it
      >best friend rather hung out with his bpd girlfriend than with me
      >my other "friends" are at a party, asked them if i can come, they said its """full"""
      >everyone else would just say no
      and now im here, browsing Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile, truly alone
      at least my brother is in the other room who i can at least visit at midnight

      >and now im here, browsing Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile, truly alone
      Why would you visit Cinemaphile at this day and age? It's literally nothing but twittertrannies and tumblrinas. They took over the entire board back when they banned porn on Tumblr and they came here. It's unusable. I haven't been able to get a proper comic thread for months, if not a year+.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>and now im here, browsing Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile, truly alone
        >Why would you visit Cinemaphile at this day and age? It's literally nothing but twittertrannies and tumblrinas. They took over the entire board back when they banned porn on Tumblr and they came here. It's unusable. I haven't been able to get a proper comic thread for months, if not a year+.
        it has its gems just like everything else. Plus the fanart dumps are cute and i sometimes discover comics that are extremly good(the secret was so fricking good jfc, too bad the maker never made something like it or a sequel again)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't found anything worthwhile there in God knows how long. moronic namegays, nobody knows what they're talking about, the writing style is the same as the normalgays I see on movie news articles; it's just a rotten corpse being puppeteered by deranged mongrels.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just rewatch star wars or something

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I asked a girl out, but she turned me down. b***hes

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was waiting for this thread. Because I have no friends and family btw.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only have a brother living in another country, no friends because I don't go outside and I'm a tard.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cant your communicate with him?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 years until wizardhood. Rolling for my powers
    0 - arcane magic
    1 - fire magic
    2 - frost magic
    3 - air magic
    4 - earth magic
    5 - necro magic
    6 - blood magic
    7 - void magic
    8 - nature magic
    9 - chaos magic
    dubs - eldritch magic
    trips - homosexual magic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      chaos get

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      chaos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s fricking go

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 3 years to go.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      necro roll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's fricking gooooooooooo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A little over two years to go

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminded me that I'm gonna be a real wizard this year
      only 6 months to go, pray for me bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not rolling, so don't ban me, janny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wizard is at 40 right?
      29 is still safe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        30 anon, its 30

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's 30. 40 is grandwizard

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 30. 40 is grandwizard

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting a power up after only 10 levels
          what a shit game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, shitting now

      Rolling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four months for me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rooling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 years for me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take what I can get

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Five months left, so rolling.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bowling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a smalltown that I hate in England, I will be posting on /ftl/ from across the seas and getting /druk/

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For you

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a damaged individual who doesn't want to be around real people, especially drunk people

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have to work tonight. Plus, New Year's Eve is February 9th this year.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate annoying noisy people. I drink beer with my dad instead.

      Chink?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that'd be 新“春”快乐 instead if he was one.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog died. He was my best friend and gave me affection like no human ever has, and probably ever will. Not that anyone cares, but I feel the need commemorate his life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like a good boy.
      rip

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

        RIP doggo. Dogs dying is proof God hates us.

        I'm sorry about your dog, anon. I miss my dog too.

        Thanks guys. Sorry your loss.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP doggo. Dogs dying is proof God hates us.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry about your dog, anon. I miss my dog too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      F to your little shitmachine anon.

      The F stands for furry.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry about your dog, I bet he was a good boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      F
      I miss my dogs too, been 8 and nearly 12 years since mine passed away.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Careful posting stuff like that here where homosexuals and trolls lurk. But my condolences, hopefully he's waiting for you in the next life.
      F

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP friend of anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why even get a dog like this that cant fight off a home intruder

      fricking pointless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person-tier mentality

        My dog died. He was my best friend and gave me affection like no human ever has, and probably ever will. Not that anyone cares, but I feel the need commemorate his life.

        F, I'm sorry anon 🙁

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for download

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will be drinking. Alone in front of the computer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    NFL Sunday

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate normies and I hate myself

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a friendless loser, you know that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      /

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a random urge to buy a new pc since my old one died about a year ago, then I looked through my steam library and realised I barely have the desire to play any of them so I think I'm just bored and looking for something to buy just for the sake of it.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in this thread and every Bane thread because the rest of Cinemaphile (and other boards) are just bait. Bait bait bait. Pathetic stupid incendiary bullshit. I can only imagine that an extreme minority of anons are capable of shame, otherwise they would reconsider this "hobby" of theirs and do something with their lives.

    But Bane is based.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm a femcel

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about M, why does she wear the mask

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of dumbass documentarian records himself like that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femcel
      doesnt exist

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        femcel just means she can't get chads attention

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CBC
      Those are my tax dollars at work. Thank me for my service Cinemaphile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen 300lbs women get fricked by avg looking guys (me)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat women of that weight can hold it well and still look sexy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femcel
      So women that want hotter men to hit on them?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's not obese which means she has a lot of options. So do you unless you're obese in which case stop being fat. Go out tonight and find a nice guy to talk to, exchange numbers, set up a date.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOTS of guys love obese women

        my girlfriend has a double chin and built like a small fridge. shes basically unemployed and if she was a man she would be a virgin manchild for life.

        but shes a woman, so has had 100 beta orbitters, trying to get into her pants, and a 10/10 chad like me giving her the time of day

        hard blackpill to swallow

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obese women are fine, they hold the fat well. It's morbidly obese freaks you've gotta avoid.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a cringy fetishest. There are more obese women than there are pathetic fetishests like you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ why do these posts make little k pop listening dweeby bugmen seethe so hard?

            just frick off and go jerk off to your NPC tier blonde skinny bimbo porn. or some insect looking b***h.

            lmfao.

            >fetishist

            no. its normal for real humans to be attracted to fat soft women instead of disgusting skeletons or manly muscle. Cope more

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the blog post

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d unironically rather go prison gay than lower myself to fricking a fatty
        Have some self respect JFL

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just to suffer

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My city is so broke that they permanently cancelled New Year's Eve fireworks show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My city is so broke its never even had any official celebrations like that.
      Our council has also been charged with members stealing money that was supposed to be put towards the city, everyone is aware of this yet nothing has changed.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only friend is hanging out with his girlfriend and my brother is going to one of his friend's home for the after party. I'll spend midnight with my family but I doubt there will be a party for me after that. I could try to force it but it seems like such a pain to go out when it's gonna be crowded all the way to hell and everything's expensive as shit. If I had any other friends I might consider joining them for a night out but as it stands I don't think I do. There are some people I could call but they probably have plans of their own and I don't want to be a tag-along.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand people without alcohol and I don't want to drink any more.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm home detoxing and have the shits

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care for any of the people who exist.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the chink flu got me, it's over

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same...been coughing a lot...chills...unvaxxed.
      feels just like the flu but somehow a little more communist, fake and gay...not kino at all.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It gave me a sore bladder that wont go away. Weirdest fricking symptoms

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoulda got that 4th booster

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too much of a big guy.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not allowed to kill myself until my parents are dead.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate parties. The only reason I go to parties is the chance I might get laid but I'm too much of an ugly sperg to get laid.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo. I feel guilty every opportunity I waste, because on paper I shouldn't be a virgin. Feels like I'm wasting my potential or something, so I suffer through them. Eases my conscience; "can't say I didn't try", sort of thing when we end up like pic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go find a prostitute. Jesus. Just start fricking prostitutes and you'll get to a point where you don't respect/fear women anymore.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but it doesn't help, you just realise it's prostitutes or nothing for you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw went from nerf or nothin
            >to prostitutes or nothing
            Wish I had stayed in neverland

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For you

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got COVID from Xmas out in the pubs etc.
    Also got mad diarrhea, never had that with COVID it's always just been the cough

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am about to down a bottle of wine, a couple glasses of black label, and when I am done I will go out to drink rum with my friends before going into the disco
    I am buying time by staying here before dinner

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and when I am done I will go out to drink rum with my friends before going into the disco

      It is okay anon, you are among friends, you don't have to lie here.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am not lying, it's a miracle, first new years eve I manage to go out in years
        Last year I drank black label but playing total war alone and crying about it on the general so this is an improvement

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the disco
      in what c**try is this a term still?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        La discoteca, spain and italy that I know of

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the disco
      What year is it where you're from?

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    spending the holidays in my hometown and i have no friends here anymore
    i have to go back to university on the 2nd so going to my gf's hometown was out of the question too

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just care about pelts.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because tv is my friends and family and there's no one else left in the world.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for posting best girl to lighten the mood

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Looks like a woman to me

      Gross

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This image is beautiful. Women can't stand to see men having fun. Look at the troony
        >happy
        >enjoying life
        Meanwhile the foid is seething just being in the presence of the superior sex.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one here likes you you discord troony freak. i hope you get run over by a 16 wheeler.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting to see what kino the Ukrainians dish out to the vatniks.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's a man with a boob job and makeup

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a woman to me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looks like a woman to me

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to a house party with friends but it's not for several hours so I'm scrolling Cinemaphile in between rounds of Counter-Strike

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a stomach ulcer and sprained ankle and quite literally have 3 diff girls drunk texting me to meet and 2 diff friend groups wanting to meet but blegh

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of my friends even bothered wishing me a merry christmas so i doubt i'm going anywhere today
    getting druk at home as usual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you wish any of them a merry christmas?

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for u

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no friends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 32 and to my recollection I have literally never done any sort of event for New Year's Eve. No party, no club, not even gathering with people at a house. I've been a loser for my entire life. I hope this is the last New Year's that I experience on this planet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hang in there it's gonna get better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope this is the last New Year's that I experience on this planet.

      same. pls god make it happen.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staying in with the kids

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in 2024.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Work as a Retail Sales Rep
    >Meet a cute girl at one of the stores
    >Been dating for two years now & we live together
    >Finally asks me when she'll meet my family
    >Decide to visit them for Christmas this year
    >Weeks before going, find out my brothers are dating a doctor, Engineer, and CPA
    >Not that weird since they work in those fields
    >Big day arrives
    >They talk about scientific shit that I barely know about and my GF doesn't know anything about
    >I try to pivot the conversation to sports
    >They don't watch so they continue talking
    >I just talk to my parents while she remain quiet
    >After dinner we had some time alone
    >She was upset and wanted to fly back ASAP
    >We end up flying back on the 26th
    >Now she's been quiet the past day and today

    Now she just wants to stay home for new years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her to stop being such a wimp. She didn't see them for 2 years with you, she won't see them much at all.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you know you're the loser of the family, it's hard to take that off your mind

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have stood up to your parents and communicated that they should talk about something more accessible

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like sports

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz I'm old and the idea of anything bigger than an 8 person gathering sounds like a mild form of torture. Might go to my brothers and visit my nephew but I'll probably be asleep before midnight

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a lonely guy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new year's eve
    >Why are you here?
    No one or no place else would have me

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didnt really make any plans
    >thought someone else would plan it
    >best friend rather hung out with his bpd girlfriend than with me
    >my other "friends" are at a party, asked them if i can come, they said its """full"""
    >everyone else would just say no
    and now im here, browsing Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile, truly alone
    at least my brother is in the other room who i can at least visit at midnight

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >browsing Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile
      There's your problem.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dont enter ragebait threads, only ones that are genuantly interesting to me
        its literally that simple

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ragebait is inside the threads

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only Cinemaphile is bad at the minute, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile vary

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile is the worst of them bro, its the board with the least amount of topic knowledge

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never spent it with anyone and have no friends

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 28 years old and never even kissed a girl

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 21st century is kicking my ass. In before the next lifestyle-crushing global crisis

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom is the only person I spend holidays with but she's going out with her friends. I'm finishing the final draft of my novel.

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/new-years-eve-tv-specials-to-watch-while-ringing-in-2024-from-home/ar-AA1mcpgL

    https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/what-to-watch-on-new-years-eve-2023-1235846247/

    Which special should we watch tonight?
    (i like the one where a guy named DICK gets drunk)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait it wasn't dick who gets drunk, i guess i just think most people living good are dicks.
      Man i need to get drunk....

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait it wasn't dick who gets drunk, i guess i just think most people living good are dicks.
      Man i need to get drunk....

      He died years ago

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really celebrate holidays outside of Thanksgiving and Christmas.

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is always at its grimmest around new year's

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no friends and am forever alone. But it's ok.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because my wife is having a tantrum in the trailer while I sit by the lake and shitpost while looking for divorce attorneys.

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m about to take a nap so I can party all night.

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women so much bros.

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alone, posting on Cinemaphile (formerly Cinemaphile) on nye
    It would be extremely lonely

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Went out for nye meal with him and his chink wife
    >she gets drunk in like 40 minutes
    >repeatedly says she wants to go out to a club or out to the city while my friend wants to go home
    >repeatedly says she wants someone in my family to get her drugs
    >ignore and humor her
    >was semi-up for going out to a bar or something but all of the other friends present are boring and want to go home at like 9pm
    >we end up going home
    >get lift back to friends house
    >tell them im not staying for a drink and am going home
    >friends wife says i can stay at their house because she is obviously bored and wants to continue the night instead of going home
    >go anyway
    >have seen her continuously whine and complain that they never 'do anything' aka go out drinking and have seen her disrespect him multiple times in front of me

    How over is it here for him? I feel like its way past the point that i can outright say that im getting bad feelings that she is acting like this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She probably would have fricked any of his friends that night or even you. You need to talk to your friend and make sure he understands the shit he's in and works with his wife to get it taken care of.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think shes that blatant. Theyve been together for like 3 years at this point. But it definently is behaviour i would associate with cheating. The immature partygirl mindset matched with her complaining that she is missing out on partying and disrespecting him/arguing with him in front of others. She also showed everyone her 'look back at the year' insta story and he was in like 2 photos on it despite them being married this year. The rest is just her posing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are women such vapid c**ts

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where else would I be?

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and gf have covid, so we can't go anywhere, but we don't feel good enough to drink or do drugs, so we're just sitting here on the couch.

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >less than 5 minutes left
    Whelp. See you guys in 2024

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work tomorrow at 7 am so no point in drinking. Don't even want to stay up later than 10.

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAPPY NEW YEAR BONGOIDS

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I walked down the road to get something to drink and spoke to no one. Why'd god have to make me an autistic moron?

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To post with my buddies on Cinemaphile ofcourse

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some new years' I'm drinking with friends. Most new years' I'm here. Happy big year guys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen this one before. Merry Big Year, Anon.

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to wish you and the rest of the gays here a happy new year.

    happy new year homosexuals

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm here but at a bar IRL. Everyone around me is fat and moronic. Just waiting for my burger. NC, over and out

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all my friends are spread out over north america. we have a party vc ready for laughs, booze, and games. so until then i shitpost

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fell for the wageslave meme

    now im an empty husk of a human. I only exist to live and work, i stopped hanging out with anyone. Im like a robot on autopilot

    i dont even look forward to sex and that kind of stuff any more. i equate sex and "hot women" fat asses, breasts etc with wageslaving and having to compromise and be around NPC's which = your soul slowly dying

    its over. this website is and has always been the only thing anchoring my soul somewhat in this hellish realm

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mom is still cooking dinner, i'll go when it's ready

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody loves me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love you, Anon. You are valid and important.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus man dont lie to the poor kid, say Jesus loves him instead

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >say Jesus loves him instead
          But you just said not to lie?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I love you, Anon
        Give me your ass as proof

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a time traveler from 2024.....it's not looking good. Enjoy it while it lasts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every consecutive year of my life has been worse than the last
      Story checks out

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend is licking my wiener as I type this. Afterwards we’re getting ready to go to a party. Need a quickie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because your dog is female doesn't make her your "girlfriend"

      and use a knife next time you want to use the peanut butter instead of fricking the jar.

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only 5ish. We are getting together closer to 8.

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >HEY BRO JUST DO THE THING!!
    >OMG YOU HAVE TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE BRO JUST SAY YES TO ANYTHING ITS SO FUN TALKING TO NPCS IN CLOWN WORLD HELLSCAPE!!

    LMFAO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm too good for other people
      Predictable, because narcissism and self-loathing are two sides of the same coin.
      Do you seriously think that every single human being you'd interact with (if you put yourself out there) would turn out to be an uninteresting, moronic waste of space?

      [...]
      >say yes to everything
      Bold of you to assume people ask me to do things that I could even say yes to, get fricked c**t.

      The first person you need to say yes to is yourself, Black person.
      Once you're out there, others WILL turn up eventually.
      Nobody is a ghost unless that's what they're trying to be.

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >say yes to everything
    Bold of you to assume people ask me to do things that I could even say yes to, get fricked c**t.

  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I spent my NY in a church with good people,praying and listening to preaching and Christian singing instead of getting wasted and screaming at people online and dwelling in misery

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you come right back after church.

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting ready to watch the Vikings disappoint me one last time this year.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so far so good anon (:

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon not disappointed with his expectation for disappointment.

  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause of Vax I don't want to get it from some random woman

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to shit molten peanut butter sandwiches out my ass with my bros on Cinemaphile

    In fact I'm going to take my laptop with me. Brb

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No frens
    Just /druk/king on my own

  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because out of here is way worse.

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where else would I be? Reddit?

  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took the philosophy pill, you couldn't pay me to emotionally invest my self-worth in my odometer number rolling over and a calendar is no different. even when I was a college normie new year's sucked ass and is no different than any other Friday night. no reason to mentally agonize and torture yourself like you're a special snowflake in a grand movie adventure

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a gay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is the price of taking the philosophy pill yes
        the affect, not actually being gay like the greeks

  103. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghosted my friends, deep in dept, had an awful year, and decided to spend the New Year's eve with my family just eating, drinking, and talking. Quiet night and hoping the year pass soon. What a fricking horrible year.

  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm an unemployed zero-prospects loser moron I've had incredible shit-you-wouldn't-believe experiences

    Let me guess, you're under 30. Hell, probably under 25 if you still think being around other burnouts and losers is interesting.

  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta go 2 work at 7am tomorrow

  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because today and tomorrow are the last holiday days I get until Thanksgiving

  107. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    im just gonna listen to old 2000s songs, drink, smoke some cigs and pass the night just like any other. ill probably watch the ball drop at 12. it makes me feel happy even if im alone. idk. i always have a weird feeling on new years eve

  108. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This year I'm far too broke to purchase so much as a single beer at any bar or nightclub.

  109. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna be 24 on wednesday bros. khhv. never had a gf. girl i like at work doesn't care about me / is already with a guy or at least talking. i remember when i was a teenager i thought 24 would be the year i killed myself. it seemed far away but close enough to be real. and now it's here. and i'm still a teenager.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait who asked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I turned 24 last month. Time is going too fricking fast.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try living away from your mother if possible. You'd be surprised how quickly you mature out of being a teenager
      t. also 24 and realized it late

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean teenager as in lack of life experience outside of working etc.
        no gf, no growing, nothing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a mid 30s anon that remembers being in your place, your brain will continue tricking you with just far enough out spans of time for fantastical transformation without actually doing anything-(yeah x+3 years from now, I'll have gotten it together for sure) far enough out you can ascribe the responsibility and impetus to whoever the frick that future "you" is

  110. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are you here?
    >no friends anymore
    >no money
    >no honey
    >live at home with mommy so no fun ever

  111. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not cool enough to mingle with normalgays
    >too cool to hang out with losers
    it's a special kind of suffering

  112. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canadagays, CBC has no new year's eve programming tonight. Our joke of a country has NO new year's eve programming. Think about that

  113. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, frick. My head hurts. Megan the stallion is playing on the tv and I feel like killing myself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is your tv on, anonkunsenpai?

  114. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it feels good to be free

  115. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same as any other day
    Taking a shit so I might as well shitpost

  116. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *tink tink*
    *ahem*
    i propose a toast, a toast to Cinemaphile - Television & Film!

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