Meh, Cinemaphile's about the only lace left where I'm not bombarded wih commercials or ads. Next year, I'll start using youtube as a tool, there's no point to wasting time on there anymore. Tv,movies, internet: All the mainstream has turned to shit.
Same as me pretty much… as you get older it starts to become clear how pathetic and sad the whole thing really is. Not saying being on an internet board is great but I’ve seen enough nye to know that most people are just pretending to have fun
Paid a 150 euros for a New Year's part once, like two decades ago. The food was big kitchen stuff and you had to wear a suit. Everyone got drunk af because you wanted to get your money's worth. Terrible lukewarm food. Two small servings. Going out on New Year's sucks, always.
is just a simple night you fricking homosexual, nothing will change, is not like someone woke up today and said >hmm, from today i should stop drinking, smoking and browing Cinemaphile/reddit and make my life better
they are like the normal gays who say they would start going to the gym next year and being better, that very rarely happen
I'm sick :[ ear infection I think, got a fever, sore throat, headache and my left ear's all blocked up. Plus I have to be up for a poker game at 4:30am anyway. 1st prize is 2.5k :]
When the server asks what you want to order, stand up, take off your shirt and rub your nipples while moaning "GIVE ME THE BIG ORDER DADDY UNFFF" over and over in a high pitched voice until he hits you
Make them feel bad for you that you're there alone. After everything you order, mention it's for one. If you need to go to the bathroom ask the server to watch your seat for you. At the end ask for the bill split twice and pay for them both yourself.
Make sure to wear the most elaborate tuxedo you can afford. No one will laugh at you for going alone if you dress sharp. Ask for their second most expensive Don Perignon so you appear to have great taste but you're not too elitist so they respect you even more. If they don't have wine, ask for it anyways.
Flirt with the waitress, excessively. Tell her that her skin looks great and you'd love to take her home. She needs to know that even though you're alone, you're still on the prowl for tonight. Don't tip.
After your meal, stand up and loudly announce to the restaurant "AAAH, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT MEAL, BUT I SHAN'T BE LATE TO MY GOINGS-ON". Walk to the exit as quickly as possible so no one can question you, walk at least 3 blocks before calling the Uber.
I have no friends anymore and most of my family lives interstate. I'm just thinking about what to get for dinner. It's already 9pm and I have a headache.
I enjoy life solo. Though it gets a little lonesome at times I have become my best friend. I get stoned every night and go on little adventures in my own mind and on my pc.
I'm waiting for my mother to go to sleep and then I'll get really fricked up
>why you here?
It’s just after 6am I have to be at work all day, but im basically by myself so I’m going to shitpost and cook myself something for breakfast.
because i have to go to work tomorrow morning. i'm still going to get wasted but probably go to bed before the year even changes. gonna watch Tokyo Godfathers now since it's my christmas tradition that got kinda delayed this year and then start the LOTR trilogy.
>be me a few years ago >too embarrassed to admit to parents that I don't have anywhere to go NYE >walk the streets for 5 hours before coming back home
Horrific night, got started on like ten times by random groups drunks and I got bronchitis.
I used to go to the movies every friday/Saturday to convince my mom I had friends. Eventually I broke down and confessed. That was 7 years ago and my situation has barely improved.
homie it's 11 am here. I got together with friends on Friday, I got together with friends yesterday, I'm getting together with my family tonight, and tomorrow with either friends or family. I honestly just want to go back to work.
I'm at home with the flu. Got a fever and a bad cough, muscle aches and it hurts moving my eyes left to right. So I'll be home alone, sober. My mom came over with some chicken soup and a microwave diner. Probably gonna watch the annual overview and fall asleep.
December 31 is my birthday. Every year a few people are like "oh man it's your birthday, I'm sorry but we have plans already, want to hang out next weekend?" or "hey want to do something before that other thing?". It sucks when your birthday only ever comes up in the context of "hey bro that sucks I'm sorry for you".
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have people who want to spend time with me at all. But I dread new years eve.
Sissy. You don't have to celebrate your birthday on it's exact date. I'm always working. The family celebrating New Year's in the spring or summer because that's the earliest everyone can get together happens often too. Why would you cling to a date like that. I can see why it would bother a kid maybe.
watching ftl : )
Where else would I be?
Why does his belt need to be so big?
It's not for everyone.
he's a big guy
Here to discuss Sarah Gadon kino.
Nobody c-c-c-cared who I wus 'till I g-g-g-got a gud brain!
Forgot link.
It's only early am still. I'll be buzzed with friends in about 15 hours.
you don't get to bring friends
Why are (You) here?
For you
You're a sweet guy (nohomo)
Why is anyone "here"... What does it mean to be anywhere at all?
as a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are."
i'm not going to post here from tomorrow
This
By next year I leave this place
Meh, Cinemaphile's about the only lace left where I'm not bombarded wih commercials or ads. Next year, I'll start using youtube as a tool, there's no point to wasting time on there anymore. Tv,movies, internet: All the mainstream has turned to shit.
>Bashing With Bane... With no survivors!
Was this the name of a new game show segment Bane was workshopping?
Party starts at night, big guy.
What's everyone going to watch today? For me it's black panther
to get litty
Just finishing fricking a femboy, don't mad.
did you give him a prolapsed anus when you were done with him?
yes
I haven't had any friends since 2015
damn, did they all die that year?
Where else would I be?
I'm going to go out raping later tonight when all the drunk roasties are looking for ubers home.
That's illegal
If there was one night out of the whole year you homosexuals should be out of the house, away from a computer, celebrating with anyone tonight's it.
I plan on going to church, that's it.
My buddy's party is tonight
no i don't think i will
If someone's life is so shit that they're not going out why do you have to rub it in? Why can't you just enjoy your own night?
Because his life is shit and the only way he can realize himself is to imagine a relation between himself and someone else.
I went out or away every new year's ever from 15 to about 31. Aside from one year it was always a fricking massive disappointment.
Same as me pretty much… as you get older it starts to become clear how pathetic and sad the whole thing really is. Not saying being on an internet board is great but I’ve seen enough nye to know that most people are just pretending to have fun
It is. Overpriced and too crowded. Christmas markets can be fun, but yeah, overpriced too.
Paid a 150 euros for a New Year's part once, like two decades ago. The food was big kitchen stuff and you had to wear a suit. Everyone got drunk af because you wanted to get your money's worth. Terrible lukewarm food. Two small servings. Going out on New Year's sucks, always.
I ain't frickin' leaving.
>celebrating
Celebrating what, exactly? And don't you fricking say "the new year."
is just a simple night you fricking homosexual, nothing will change, is not like someone woke up today and said
>hmm, from today i should stop drinking, smoking and browing Cinemaphile/reddit and make my life better
they are like the normal gays who say they would start going to the gym next year and being better, that very rarely happen
It's -20°C or -4.000000°F outside.
I'll be staying inside.
Celebrating what exactly
I'm sick :[ ear infection I think, got a fever, sore throat, headache and my left ear's all blocked up. Plus I have to be up for a poker game at 4:30am anyway. 1st prize is 2.5k :]
I want to go to a restaurant alone, any tips?
When the server asks what you want to order, stand up, take off your shirt and rub your nipples while moaning "GIVE ME THE BIG ORDER DADDY UNFFF" over and over in a high pitched voice until he hits you
Make them feel bad for you that you're there alone. After everything you order, mention it's for one. If you need to go to the bathroom ask the server to watch your seat for you. At the end ask for the bill split twice and pay for them both yourself.
life is not a Kieślowski film
Make sure to wear the most elaborate tuxedo you can afford. No one will laugh at you for going alone if you dress sharp. Ask for their second most expensive Don Perignon so you appear to have great taste but you're not too elitist so they respect you even more. If they don't have wine, ask for it anyways.
Flirt with the waitress, excessively. Tell her that her skin looks great and you'd love to take her home. She needs to know that even though you're alone, you're still on the prowl for tonight. Don't tip.
After your meal, stand up and loudly announce to the restaurant "AAAH, THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT MEAL, BUT I SHAN'T BE LATE TO MY GOINGS-ON". Walk to the exit as quickly as possible so no one can question you, walk at least 3 blocks before calling the Uber.
I kneel
Finally, a man of quality.
>hello can i have your second most expension dom perryon and also your skin to take home with me. i'm alone but a predator
No, it's essential you call it DON Perignon, not Dom.
I have no friends anymore and most of my family lives interstate. I'm just thinking about what to get for dinner. It's already 9pm and I have a headache.
going to watch Frozen tonight, NYE with Elsa
Looking for Milla threads
Just waiting until the day is over. My body aches and my mind is tired. I just want to sleep but I cannot relax.
I'm working the night shift.
Talking about our crushes.
So you love Sarah Gadon too eh?
How did you guys enjoy second Christmas day?
I enjoy life solo. Though it gets a little lonesome at times I have become my best friend. I get stoned every night and go on little adventures in my own mind and on my pc.
I'm waiting for my mother to go to sleep and then I'll get really fricked up
>living with his mom
>thinks hes living solo
KEK
I speak to her like twice a day. She's pretty chill
nice shirt bro
Pretty much this too, I got 2 friends I hang out with every two weeks and thats good enough for me
>why you here?
It’s just after 6am I have to be at work all day, but im basically by myself so I’m going to shitpost and cook myself something for breakfast.
What you gonna make?
It's noon you gaylord, no one's gonna party until evening
Because every New Year's Eve party I've ever been to has been shit
because i have to go to work tomorrow morning. i'm still going to get wasted but probably go to bed before the year even changes. gonna watch Tokyo Godfathers now since it's my christmas tradition that got kinda delayed this year and then start the LOTR trilogy.
>New years eve, why you here?
Cuz you anons are my friends, where else should I be? You mean you guys don’t want me here? 🙁
You are welcomed =D
Thank you anon <3
I've never spent new years' with friends because I never had any.
I want to kill myself but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.
It's fricking 7 AM
Don't think the parties have started yet lol
>be me a few years ago
>too embarrassed to admit to parents that I don't have anywhere to go NYE
>walk the streets for 5 hours before coming back home
Horrific night, got started on like ten times by random groups drunks and I got bronchitis.
Well you got a funny story out of it
I used to go to the movies every friday/Saturday to convince my mom I had friends. Eventually I broke down and confessed. That was 7 years ago and my situation has barely improved.
For you.
homie it's 11 am here. I got together with friends on Friday, I got together with friends yesterday, I'm getting together with my family tonight, and tomorrow with either friends or family. I honestly just want to go back to work.
I'm at home with the flu. Got a fever and a bad cough, muscle aches and it hurts moving my eyes left to right. So I'll be home alone, sober. My mom came over with some chicken soup and a microwave diner. Probably gonna watch the annual overview and fall asleep.
You do realize this entire thing is a psyop we do to ourselves? There's no years or days. The year doesn't ''change''.
*social construct
December 31 is my birthday. Every year a few people are like "oh man it's your birthday, I'm sorry but we have plans already, want to hang out next weekend?" or "hey want to do something before that other thing?". It sucks when your birthday only ever comes up in the context of "hey bro that sucks I'm sorry for you".
Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have people who want to spend time with me at all. But I dread new years eve.
Sissy. You don't have to celebrate your birthday on it's exact date. I'm always working. The family celebrating New Year's in the spring or summer because that's the earliest everyone can get together happens often too. Why would you cling to a date like that. I can see why it would bother a kid maybe.
for mew