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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody beats the chess dragon
    not even me, and I'm moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Second by second, you waste my time."

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big fat guy

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 30 or 40 years old, and I do not need this right now

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Master Your Finances and $HAKE IT UP!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you want him to repeat that?
    >>no, I heard it.
    >well, thanks for joining us now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look, I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this, I wrap my rascal TWO times, because I like it to be joyless and without sensation. As a way of punishing supermodels.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Okay, when and where?”

    “I will answer each question as it comes up.”

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I knew chicken was never president!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >truly, they were an aqua teen hunger force
    The sudden violin music just ties it up so well. This show was something else. Filtered me hard as a kid

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANNA PLAY RACECAR

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *after shake committed suicide in his pool, filling it with piranhas and chunks of his decomposing body*

    Fryman, I am so sorry… that I can’t press charges against you.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I have banged hundreds of BROADS...internationally but know THIS - I always wrap my rascal TWO times because I want it to be joyless and without sensation, as a punishment to the supermodels

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite shake moment alongside “YOURE GOING TO PLUG HIM IN?”

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how in the Russian dub instead of a Polish/Slavic accent he has Armenian accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXNNwJV0eRo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armenians are the Polacks of Russia, Polacks are the Mexicans of Europe, life goes on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whadja say about Polacks, friend?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't you read you filthy toilet declogger?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gee willikers, it must be obvious day on camp stupid

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't NEED instructions to know how to ROCK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you pay?
      >>we can do this.
      Starts spinning rapidly
      >Yeah but can you pay?
      >>We can do this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of this is now ours!

      *camera pans across carls room showing all his porn mags and dirty underwear*

      Ewwww, I don’t want any of this.

      Let us burn it so that no one else may have it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all i know about foreigner comes from this episode.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s not the foreigner episode. That clip is from Moonajuana after they broke Frylocks window.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that from the '83 tour?! I saw them in Madison Square with Bryan Adams! That was a kick-ass show! I totally copped a feel off of this passed out broad while they were playing Urgent. Every time I hear Urgent I think of that broad's boobs covered in vomit.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you know about soccer?

    >uh besides it’s gay?

    Yeah besides that

    >it is also boring. It is that too

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that a bank statement?
    >No, this is a counter-offer on a yacht that Don Henley once slept on.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's your lucky day fruit cup!
    >Then how come I lost all them damned bets huh? You dumb guinea?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we trying to cash a bill, err?
    >hell i dunno i kept telling you on the way down here, you know, 'this is a bill'. i just figured you knew something i didn't
    I did know something I didn't.
    ...
    But it wasn't that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these pennies? You’re just giving them away? Imma buy me some gum.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *standing over the smoldering cinders of carls incinerated house*

    Meatwad: Yeah it was either “you really really should play with matches” or “you really really shouldn’t play with matches”

    Carl: Yeah! One o dem!

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