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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    meet your new Legolas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like Blacklas

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont recognise the rings of power as being anything to do with the Lord of the rings so this isnt a slap in the face to all europeans as far as I am concerned.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your damage control isn't working, Sheckelberg

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would the cast simply all being white (at least assuming there werent Easterlings etc) immediately make this a better product?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but not drastically.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The core problem of RoP being made by people who don't understand Tolkien's values and would actively fight against them if they did wouldn't go away. It's Amazon remember, by definition they can't make a good Lord of the Rings because they abhor the local and exult the global.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so did warner bros and new line cinema

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          True, but those companies effectively handed matters off to Jackson.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tolkien's values
        What do you think those are?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What do you think those are?
          Being a chud.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love how leftists can't just call people gays on account of literally being gays themselves, and the best they can come up with is a hipster movie reference.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tradition, mutual understanding of others cultures and to honor one’s own, Catholic morality, perseverance in hardship, love of community, respect of lineage, God and Country

          If they made his works into faithful adaptations most leftists would be very upset

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Letting your oldest son be molested

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but it would at least show that they cared about basic fidelity. I have zero issue with black people in Middle Earth, but explain it and make it make sense. Have a group come from the south. Or have an isolated village that's all black because they were settled ages ago. It's the same issue with all this new stuff where every village is somehow both isolated and filled with every race imaginable. It strains belief, even in a fantasy world, that this could exist since any mixed population, whatever the initial reason, would intermix and become a homogenous race after a few generations. The key to any fantasy worldbuilding is to establish the fantasy elements (dragons, dwarves, whatever) and make it feel as real as possible by making everything else as believable as possible. Otherwise there's no immersion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if they were you typical tatted up piercings everywhere fat b***hface typical white women or scrawny fake hair to cover up their bakding whispy thin facial hair chinlet average white boy.

      The problem isn't skin color. It's that they're not casting beautiful people in their escapist fantasy show, but "real" people who nobody wants to be friends with and who don't fit the character concept in the slightest. If Aragorn had been portrayed by Kevin Hart or Adam Sandler or Ethan Suplee Hackson wouldn't have won 378 Academy Awards.

      This is a ubiquitous problem across Hollywood. The casting choices for most media post 2005 have been fricking garbage and is getting worse and worse. Chuds focus on race but the problem is much deeper than that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful people is oppressive to the mixed-race ogres infesting HR and social media departments, you ableist meanie!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey I would love a Liam Neeson Gandarf

        Maybe in another 10 years, though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I realise that you're merely asking a hypothetical but the answer is that the casting of Rings of Power can only be as good as the show itself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimately it's the writing that makes or breaks these shows but politically motivated casting choices are always gonna be massive warning sign when it comes to the quality of a series like this. Whenever the publicity and advertising of something is more focused about the diversity of the cast or their sexual orientations than the actual plot I almost immediately assume it's gonna be a shit product.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not at all, the stunning and brave diverse actors were by far the least evil in ROPE, the abhorrent, execrable writing (on all levels, plotting, characters, dialogue) is what killed it stone-dead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they have normal hair

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How else would they signal their sexual preference?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is a sexual preference? If you're a man you like woman and if you're a woman you prefer man. Everything else is a disease

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A sane post in a sea of insanity.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s dey cultcha
      It’s insane how much their identity is tied to their hair and clothes. They’re literal children.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hair is part of their indentity because every other race on the planet has similar hair except them

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAWD

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rats need homes too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I'm glad I don't live in nig infested country

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a pile of turds

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cultural enrichment

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ. this would be illegal here in my country

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those nostrils

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking monkey

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon doesn't need the approval of chuds like Cinemaphile

    No one wants this second series but they're making it anyway. 200million is PEANUTS to Amazon

    They'll go through the motions, shit out this slop, they know it's a net negative in terms of profit, but they don't care. They can afford to lose the money

    They will cast black actors and Cinemaphile will seethe and shit themselves, but still lack power, influence and money

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the insight mr singh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > S02 directed entirely by women

      What could possibly go wrong?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for some reason this image always gets 200+ replies whenever its reposted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its because Cinemaphile is utterly obsessed with black kweens.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way thats real

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its real.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SIR
      SIR DO NOT REDEEM RING INTO MORDOR
      GALADRIEL PLZ REMOVE CLOTHS TO SHOW PLEASE BOB N VAGENE b***h

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Siron

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black people?!
    >in my fantasy film about elves, orcs, goblins and talking trees?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white people?!
      >in my capeshit movie based on a comic created by a white man?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHHHH LAWWWWDD DEM RANGZ

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GROND
    GROND
    GROND

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy, more hood-elves and dwiggers

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Trilogy came at the perfect time, and ~~*they*~~ can never corrupt it
    >CGI was advanced enough to be impressive and believable
    >but not so advanced it totally replaced everything, still a lot of high quality practical effects and sets and costumes
    >woke mind virus wasn't around yet to ruin casting and the storyline

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moodie is a moolie
    Bravo Nolan

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like they cast the first person they saw working at the DMV

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Token

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHH DA LAAAWD OF DEM RANGZ
    FROM DEM ELVEN homieS
    TO DEM HUMAN homieS

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao that's so frickin grim and dystopian. they already talk like slave-cattle pod dwellers. i know they're being "le ironic", but irony is only a step away from reality
      >anyone else in fan pen 4 i love you all we will survive i believe in us
      >godspeed fan pen 4
      >more than worth the perils of fan pen 4
      i don't know how a person can unironically talk/type like this and not want to immediately shove a gun in their mouth.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH LAWD

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tanya Moolie

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next year Eärien bros

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ KANGS WITH DEM RANGZ!!!

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm strangely comfortable in the knowledge that The Rings of Power is non-canon trash.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All LOTR adaptions are 'non-canon', which is a near meaningless buzzword anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how it works. Let me explain. The things I like (the books, the Peter Jackson films) are canon, and the things I don't like (everything else, especially this show) are not.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Peter Jackson films are canon because I like them
          You can label them however the frick you want but the Jackson movies are officially in the exact same league as the Bakshi animated movie and Rings of Power - authorised Lord of the Rings fanfic

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't even finish the first season and I'm a huge HUGE Tolkien nerd. So this mean nothing to me. Let Amazon keep losing money off this garbage.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it just keeps getting worse
    have AI elf butt for eye bleach anons

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's "people" in this thread defending this shit lol reddit wants you back, go back

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