Nick Fury fricking dies
>movie starts off with Carol off doing Carol shit, in contact with Fury but not taking orders from him
>they really hammer home her "lone wolf" shit and how she thinks she can do everything alone, insinuating he's trying to groom her as a replacement whenever he retires
>this is why she inexplicably shows up at the end of Shang-chi and "just so happens" to be readily familiar with his magic Rings and treated as an authority figure
>nonsense with the changing places powers ensue
>Rambeau and her "abandonment shit is only hinting at at this point
>the "plot" kicks off when the Accuser goes to punish Carol
>the Skrulls never found a home because Accuser b***h, specifically, went and killed them every time she thought she had one
>Carol is unaware of what's going on -again playing up how her "lone wolf" shift has effectively made her useless for a decade due to being unable to do much covering so much space solo
>are you getting what the "theme" of the movie is yet
>Caro, being "OP" is directly addressed, with the Accuser making a point that she would kill Carols friends and loved ones as revenge for being a fricking traitor
>none of "The Marvels" can be touched because they very quickly synchronize their powers
>Fury, however, has no powers and is left a sitting duck
>the Accuser fricking kills Nick Fury
>Carol sad
>remember that Prince and the Singing Planet that everyone talked about and then suddenly stopped mentioning?
>the Prince has more or less a truce with the Accusers and says if she marries him she's effectively safe from her
>Carol, now all PTSD'd out, goes for it because frick it
>Rambeau gets all pissed off because on no look, Carol abandoned everyone again
Who cares?
the end
>"feels" shit happens
>this is as close to the "alcoholism arc" as Carol Danvers ever gets in the franchise, and not unlike Iron Man it's wrapped up very quickly
>the girls reuinite
>heart to heart
>Carol gets her confidence back and they team up to kill the Accuser
>the actual sequence sucks, harkens back to the I'm Just A Girl scene from the first movie
>Carol accepts responsibility as CAPTAIN Marvel (get it because she wasn't actually any kind of authority figure before) and takes Fury's place as the "head" of the Avengers
>Iman Vellani is easily the most charismatic of the three leads
>nevertheless, Kamala is given nothing of any substance the entire time and may as well have not been involved
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>Pre-strike, marketing was supposed to heavily feature Brie and SLJ together and their characters friendship to keep up the appearance of the movie being a lighthearted comedy and his death more effective
>Fury's death is why the social media embargo isn't lifted until like the day of the premier, as they're scared shitless of leakers ruining the "plot twist" Feige wants to come as a major shocker. the 'MarvelStudioSpoilers' reddit board shocked him quite a bit and he wants this movie to be treated as a gamechanger, specifically the feeling that you NEED to actively be watching Marvel movies and not skip "in-between" shit due to fears of missing out on something big
DaCosta was pissed off because she just wanted to make a comedy and didn't like that she was effectively mandated to do all the lore shit and how Big Kev effectively instructed her what the story needed to be
the movie itself is about as good as a slightly less moronic Thor Ragnarok
Screencap this
Stop spoilering shit. It's annoying to have to mouse over each line God DAMN JUST WRITE IT IN ALL CAPS
>the movie itself is about as good as a slightly less moronic Thor Ragnarok
Thor Ragnarok was based tho?
Hello taika, go frick your ugly sheboon
ragnarok was trash and thats coming from someone who has high tolerance to trash
You mean the one where Thor gets tasered the whole movie by whoever that b***h is like a rapist even when he finally gets his power back and is super charged he just gets tasters by that mullato-mutt hag. Easily one of the worst things I’ve ever sat through.
yes poltard we know you're easily intimidated
You troons really will defend any Yidsney trash to 'own the chuds, huh?
…..what?
Welp, this shit needs a reboot, shame the new cute butt development was for nothing.
Why are these 45 year old post-wall BIPOCs shooting lasers on an asset-flip Star Wars set?
D+ is failing, must re use Mando sets, pls understand!
>the movie itself is about as good as a slightly less moronic Thor Ragnarok
Thats high praise.
pooping and farting
During a huge Marvel slump with faith in the brand dwindling, they fricking kill off an another cornerstone.
Fricking clown show.
Oh my marvel my faith in the brand is dwindling!! Please renew my love for capeshit Feige please!!!
Maybe we can get the real Fury now (the white one)
Not until the reboot I’m afraid, MAYBE a David Hasselhoff cameo in secret wars
>Fury dies
I’m sure that will be really sad for the 15 MCU fans still left
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Crime rate skyrockeded! Hongkong is ruined! Therefore, The Hongkong government called Bruce Lee's relative "Chin" for the massacre of the reds.
Chin is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the red communists! However, in mainland China, there was a project in progress!
A project to transform the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!
didn't expect something this based in a thread like this
I already irreversibly damaged my organs by living as a fat for several decades. I would rather have irreparable damage underneath the facade of looking human while wearing clothes instead of having irreparable damage under fat while unable to fit into clothes. Whole foods are cheaper and more delicious than having engineered products slime in my mouth before flushing them down my throat. I don't even know why I'm making this post because I keep trying to keep bread in my house but eat a whole loaf within 2 days and have to go buy another loaf that will be gone in another 2 days. I can't stop eating bread. I was going to the self-checkout line when there was a rack of sourdough rounds available for only 3 dollars. It wasn't organic but it only had about 5 or 6 ingredients. I have been looking for minimal ingredient bread and I couldn't resist picking up the sourdough loaf and putting it in my cart. I checked out, went home, and when everything was put away I immediately had the end piece and 2 other large pieces of sourdough bread. Biting into stale end pieces of sourdough is like biting into jerky. With just this loaf the other day I discovered pairing heat with bread like a caveman and fire. I hate toasters so I just put the bread on a heated pan on the stove for a few minutes. I didn't know there was such a convenient cheat code for bread. With the sourdough bread soft and warm I then added some butter which melted on the bread made soft and warm by being on the pan on the stove on medium heat for a few minutes. Warm, soft, sourdough bread with a light slathering of butter with the convenience of buying it at the store. I never thought I would see the day. And therewithin lies the problem. I'm not actually doing keto. I'm eating whole foods and products labeled as bread instead of shopping in the inside aisles of stores. If I want to explain this change the word keto is a simplified description but it triggers people and scares them back to their slop
>none of "The Marvels" can be touched because they very quickly synchronize their powers
So it's true what they say about the sync-up
>The leaks were right
Yep it's more Marvel slop
of all the movies to die in
they couldnt wait for an "Avengers" movie
I was expecting him to be killed off in Kang Dynasty. But if Fury is dead and so is Maria Hill, who’s gonna take their place? Olivia Colman? Everett Ross?
Nevermind, didn’t read all that shit before posting that, Carol taking Fury’s place is fricking moronic, especially with her saying she wants out of the MCU.
maybe she dies later, hopefully
I hope Rogue throws her into an eternal coma and it's never mentioned again
Nah, she sacrifices herself in Kang Dynasty to defeat the Scarlet Centurion, you heard it from me first
>"Hey, random female fighter pilot! How would you like to be in charge of the world's largest intelligence agency?"
Don't give a shit, checked out of Marvel about halfway through the Avengers film.
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Why did they have to ruin the Marvel vs Capcom franchise for characters they never even used like Super Skrull and Nova? It's bad enough they ruin cinema, why did they also have to ruin this super niche fighting game I love? I hope all Disney yids burn forever.
They actually just wasted Super Skrull in the Secret Invasion show. It's bad adaptation even by MCU standards
I can't believe every character from MvC has made it to the MCU except Nova. Fricking She Hulk beat him
They already have a flying brick in Captain Marvel and she gets the pussy pass. Nova is redundant in their eyes.
Brie doesn't even want to do these anymore. Plus, Adam Warlock was basically Nova in GotG3
>Killed Sam Jackson
Should've killed Brie
I'm not going to see it regardless though
>a prominent male character dies in a "girl power" movie
color me surprised
Nobody dies in Marvel movies these days.
They die constantly...then come right back.
Fury already "died" in Winter Solider.
Kek
I was okay with that one. It's in brand for someone like him to fake his own death to hide in the shadows.
Meh.
I guess, but we literally had the same thing in The Dark Knight just a few year with Gordon, done much better imo.
No clue what any of this means, I only know Nick Fury from avengers. How do they still expect people to be keeping up with all this nonsense after endgame, let alone adding all the disney + TV shit to make it even harder for anyone who doesn't collect funko pops and drink onions to follow.
Also, didn't Nick Fury die and come back already anyway? who the frick cares about a death in marvel, after this flops they'll pay Robert Downey JR 6 gorillion dollars to come back and make up some bullshit about how he's from a universe where he didn't die. There's no stakes and its all bullshit
You actually took the time to write this fan fiction jerkfest?
You fricking pathetic homosexual.
You forgot Frick whiteys
Nah they cool, i did mention frick russians tho.
How much scissoring is there?
Captain so strong that he fought against Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet and now she can't beat a villain created yesterday? Do they think people are idiots?
if i was in secret wars i'd ask for my character to be killed off too.
Nick Fury already died in “Winter Soldier.”
Gee, you think he’ll be back?
is this like the 3rd or 4th time Fury has died?
3rd.
Or 2nd depending if you don't count his fake out in Winter Solider.
>Thor Ragnarok was based tho?
no glasses, add stache to beard, and less hair.
Fat bald marvelhomosexual
yes and?
Thankfully you will die young, the world will be a better place without you
already in my late 30s. officcially 5 year older than expected. must be all the onions.
How did you get my picture?
>Fury's death is why the social media embargo isn't lifted until like the day of the premier, as they're scared shitless of leakers ruining the "plot twist" Feige wants to come as a major shocker. the 'MarvelStudioSpoilers' reddit board shocked him quite a bit and he wants this movie to be treated as a gamechanger, specifically the feeling that you NEED to actively be watching Marvel movies and not skip "in-between" shit due to fears of missing out on something big
Who the the frick cares about Fury? This Black person hasn't done anything even remotely relevant since phase 1.
Yeah, my reaction to the leak was essentially “oh no, anyway…”
kek imagine spoilering this shit, who gives a flying frick? even the trannies who defend slop like this don’t even actually watch the stuff, they just pretend to for political reasons
You will never be in a woman
I’m 33, lost my virginity at 15, and have 3 kids.
Your wife is a prostitute and the kids are mine
Sterilized, crotch-holed troons aren’t women and can’t procreate.
But enough about you
idgi
This is good news. I was already looking forward to Marvels bombing to continue the trend of people turning against capeshit, but if Fury also dies in this obviously mid sideshow of a film, then hopefully it will piss off enough the few dumbfrick fans left so it'll accelerate the death of capeshit.
>thinking killing Fury will make people realize they shouldn't miss out the mid-inbetween bullshit and not realizing it'll only make people care less about the franchise
this is an awful post. i only understood half of this shit and i'm reasonably caught up on the mcu. learn english, homie.
Why people continue to watch this shit? And I'm being serious, after the whole multiverse was introduced there are no longer ANY stakes, consequences or a limit to what they can or can't do in these movies, what exactly stop them from resurrecting Fury later? Why I should care? Why people still care? I don't get it.
Nooooo they wasted Super Skrull!! He should have been more fleshed out in a big epic Avengers Thanos showdown!!!
What killed the hype?
Recent shows and movies on the franchise being mediocre at best and the review embargo.
I thought Fury died in that Skrull tv show no one watched.
>lower presales than Indy 5 or Flash
Thats old, they went up after the last trailer, still low for a marvel movie tho.
>its shocking
Sure, I guess, if you're moronic and lack any ability to recognize patterns.
Demented pedophiles who pretend to believe male children are women are ITT defending this slop. Think about that for a second.
if you care about any of this shit you might aswell end it
I don't know how many "strong womyn" flicks Marvel has to make until they realize that people don't want to see them.
They're only making it to out toxic masculinity on twitter.