>nickname is Wormtongue
>literally turns into a rat
>surprised he betrays you
Why was Harry's dad such a moron?
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>nickname is Wormtongue. >literally turns into a rat. >surprised he betrays you
>nickname is Wormtongue
>literally turns into a rat
>surprised he betrays you
Why was Harry's dad such a moron?
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The best part in all these movies was wormtail getting the door slammed on him by Snape in half blood prince. Funny shit.
we never got to see him die in the movies
I remember a girl who resembled wormtail had a crush on me. When she tried talking to me I felt so insulted.
how do you look?
Pretty bad
He didn't look at Wormtails early life section on wikipedia
>Evil McBadguy was born to Slytherin alumni
every single time
>Fred and George knew Wormtongue was always with Ron via the map.
>Never said anything
Were they moronic or 400 Qi geniuses
every aspect of the stories/magic/plot etc is like this and not worth thinking about. Which is fine btw, wizard books for children
They probally thought their little brother was gay with another boy called Peter and being good bros didn't want to out him and decided not to say anything so he could come out of the closet on his own
Why would they know who Peter pettigrew is
Wouldnt they notice that they literally shared a bed or Peter was always in Rons shared bedroom?
They shared a common living area at Hogwarts, I find it hard to believe that they didn't know the names of the majority of gryffindor students.
It's weird and creepy to know the names of all the underclassmen. Fred and George probally just thought Ron was a homosexual
There's like 6-12 beds or something in every gryffindor bedroom. Being in Gryffindor themselves theyd know how many beds per bedroom there was and should have noticed there was more people than beds every night.
What bugged me the most was Peter was only friends with them because he was in gryphindor, but he's one of the most cowardly and deceitful characters in the whole series so why the frick would the sorting hat put him in the houseof bravery?
>September, Harry and Ron's first year
>Fred and George check the map
>Percy passed down his wienersleeve Pettigrew to his little brother
Do you think they could see their little sister being a massive prostitute?
Fred and George stole the map in their first year, 1989, Harry and Ron didn't go to Hogwarts until 1991, so they'd probably memorized most of the information they'd deemed necessary by then
That plot point must've been so fricking weird if you didn't read the books. I don't think the movie stresses that James Potter had three friends.
Half Blood Prince is the worst for this. It went from by far my most hated HP movie to probably my fav after the audiobooks. So much of that movie just not clear if you haven't read the books. I remember when it ended and snape says he's the half blood prince and I was just like SO..? SO? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Which is still kinda true btw but I barely even noticed the special book harry potter got. It's not emphasized very well in the movies, like, it's there, but you can just easily not notice some more key things if you aren't paying attention
The worst part is the relatonship drama though, which is just bad in the movie. But it at least makes sense if you read the books cause it was there. It was totally weird without reading the books.
>but you can just easily not notice some more key things if you aren't paying attention
You're supposed to be paying attention through, dipshit.
nah the problem was the film, not me.
>Half-Blood Prince
>book vs movie
The killer of all of this is Ginnie, for me.
Movie Ginnie is this standard Irish potato girl, she looks even worse now that she's grown up. But book Ginnie is heavily implied to be this redheaded sexpot. She is described as having to beat off suitors with a stick, she's so hot. She dates all the Chads at Hogwarts because she's so fricking hot, but she's always held a torch for Harry because he saved her life in Chamber Of Secrets.
Half-Blood Prince gives off the very strong aura that Harry has hit the fricking jackpot with Ginnie. A sexy redheaded Cinemaphile girl? Living the dream. But the movies bungle this bad because the actress for Ginnie is so plain.
And they all used to chill there with Lupin when he would shapeshift. I don’t understand why people like PoA so much. They cut out insane amounts of exposition that was needed in the film
they spend half the movie talking about that book moron, although i admit most of that one was dedicated to the romcom plot line
>Were they moronic or 400 Qi geniuses
All wizards are basically 40IQ morons. Harry's dad was the malfoy of his generation so it's not a surprise that he acted like that (He didn't particularly care for Wormtongue he was just here to make up numbers).
In other news, given how easy it is to do the animal morph thing and how it seems to import qualities from the animal into the person that should probably be made double illegal.
>In other news, given how easy it is to do the animal morph thing and how it seems to import qualities from the animal into the person that should probably be made double illegal.
why? How come I can love potion rape someone, turn invisible, turn other people and things into animals, but not myself without permission from the government?
>but not myself without permission from the government?
British wizard series
british type of laws
Oi you got a loicense for that spell?
Wormtail
Honestly when adolf himmler betrayed heinrich hitler I gasped. I didn't expect such a plot twist, I thought they were bros.
You must have been speedwatching the Röhm arc then.
>name is rottenborn
>defends evil itself
>religion is is called Juda(ism)
>literally look like vampires, goblins and anthropomorphic rats
>kicked out of every place on Earth
Let's give these guys a chance and let them rule our government and corporations
>actual name is Wolf McWolferson
>everyone's surprised when he turns into a werewolf
>character is named Ratface Wormtail Black personman McBad
>he turns out to be evil
WHAAAAAAT
Sirius Black is even more moronic.
>No James, I cannot take this responsibility of protecting you and your family
>But I have just the perfect guy as my replacement
>LConjures a literal rat boy
>Peter, why yes!
>Weaseleys
>they live like literal weasels
>Malfoy
>they have bad faith
>Lucius
>he is the devil
>Lestrange
>she is le strange
It's like she finally decided to go ahead and write the novel despite being a knock off of the Worst Witch but had trouble with the names. She stole some from the Troll movie she watched and assumed no one else did then read a blog about How To Write Fantasy Novels; Chapter 2: Naming your characters. Coming up with names is easy if you attribute a memorable personality quirk or quality about the character to their name.
how was he a Gryffindor? Aren’t they brave and honorable
You are now close to being greenpilled anon
They will try to tell you to stop noticing things, do not.
it takes balls to turn into a spy and murder your own friends
>I award ten points to Peter Pettigrew
I work here with trusty right hand man,Treideur Dohtrasme
He mutters strange things in the corner when I’m asleep, but he’s pretty cool
his name is Grima, in anglo-saxon it means helmet
his surname if he had one would be Galmodson
Wormtongue was a nickname given to him by everyone who wasn't Theoden because of his weird looking tongue like a snake
he was actually a loyal servant of Rohan but was made a turncoat by Saruman
>looks distraught when the orcs finally invade because he realized how much he fricked up and the woman he loves might get killed
>people can talk to animals in their animal form
>animals can tell if it's a real animal or not
>McGonagall never told Scabbers "I know what you're up to, homosexual" as a cat
>Remus (man raised by a wolf) Lupin (literally wolf)
>he's a fricking werewolf
>be surprised when he tries to eat Harry Potter
Why was Dumbledore so negligent? Last year he hired a man he knew was a fraud and let him require the students to each buy complete collections of his books. Was Dumbledore on the take?