>Nimona still on Netflix's Top 10
It's like my dad always said: "People want to watch a girl that can turn into a shark, hanging out with a gay knight framed for regicide."
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>Nimona still on Netflix's Top 10
It's like my dad always said: "People want to watch a girl that can turn into a shark, hanging out with a gay knight framed for regicide."
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It's very simple. Don't be fricking boring. It's what Lightyear failed to accomplish.
Lightyear and Strange World both.
Make a fun movie and people will watch. Make it boring and they won't.
I've been saying this for years. If it's bad for other reasons going "Woke" won't save it and a few execs are a bit confused on that point, but "Go Woke, Go Broke" was never real on it's own. Not as much as "Go Fasch, No Cash" at least.
False
Get woke go br-
It's been a slow year, anon.
It may have a lot of problems but it's a fun movie overall.
Not a masterpiece but a fine waste of a couple hours.
I agree. It entertained me, but it didn't really impress me or anything. I think my main issues are the fast pacing and the writers' seemingly constant need for comic relief.
>Where's the Ballister porn?
My thoughts exactly. How can there be no porn in the fricking sea of fanart that's been made? Not even him and Goldenloin going at it? Come on. They don't even have to watch the movie for ideas.
Despite noelles intentions, I would frick the short haired short stack so hard.
is she legal
She is legit over a thousand years old.
Did she lose track of her moral code?
I don't think she ever had one.
Nah that's bullshit. It's woke garbage and absolutely no one actually likes it. This is just astroturfing from Netflix. Go woke go broke.
go back to Wrong board
Seethe cope and mald troon
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Are there still morons deciding what they'll watch based on politics? I only watch shit which I think would have good animation, character designs, art style and maybe story. Nimona has pretty good use of color and the art style is nice too, and I can appreciate that.
Where's the Ballister porn? I don't even care if he's fricking Nimona, I want to see his hairy balls.
That being said. I wonder if Nimona ever tried to turning into Goldenloin and act sexy for Ballister to tease him and then turned back into a shark or human form.
Only see two images on paheal and neither of them have hairy balls, sorry anon.
it's over
Why do her eyebrows have to be brown instead of red?
Does Ballister ask Nimona to shape-shift to Ambrosius?
Ballister Blackheart the Bottom
God, that scene creeped me out. What a waste of a setup for future character interactions, though.
He just fricks Ambrosius.
There's NO way Nimona wouldn't make it weird(er).
I've seen about a dozen pieces. Almost all are so terrible I wouldn't even upload to paheal though.
they're so bland and normal as a couple that in this world of weird crazy porn theres no reason to fap to them over characters with more interesting dynamics and traits.
Why look at two twunks have normal gay sex when you can flip over to another tab and see a tiny red imp bdsming up the tall owl twinks soaking wet cloaca or the tf2 medic getting tag-teamed by soldier and demo while pyro schlicks to it in the corner?
these are likeable characters but they arent that interesting. theres no asymmetry or distinct character dynamic to play on.
will go into the history books as a quintessential example of "carried by the girl" cartoon
No, anon. Superman isn't carried by tomboy Lois and Nimona wasn't carried by just Nimona.
i didn't see superman
i did watch Nimona and I don't know the name of a single character other than Nimona
>I don't know the name of Ballister Blackheart
It's Ballister Boldheart in the movie.
He'll always be Ballister Blackheart to me...
I mean she's the title of the movie and drives most of the plot.
Only reason it doesn't take place from her perspective is to add more mystery, like with The Great Gatsby.
>Nimona
>Edgerunner
I fricking hate tranime
don't consoom
don't watch
don't care
simple as
Redpill me on Extraordinary Attorney Woo.
ngl, it's just japan's middle aged women's fav show aka utter shit
slice of life about an autistic woman lawyer
Edgerunners was 10 times better than Nimona, don't shit on it
both tranime
seethe,
Cope newbie
Thanks for proving that I'm right.
k troony
"Especially if she's suicidal and references The Banana Splits show!"
It’s fun.
OH N-
How many men do you think Nimnim crippled for life?
0. They're cool cyborgs now.
Occasionally they approach her to ask her to sign their prosthetic limbs.
>The Sea Beast was in the top ten for 15 weeks and had 165 million hours watched
>Nimona has only 16 million hours so far and is already going down
Pathetic, and nobody even remembers the Dea Beast these days
Sea Beast was okay for the first few minutes , I enjoyed Nimona throughout.
I wonder if the Sea Beast sequel is still in production
Have you ever wrote a story that absolutely shattered a person's sanity?
I have... And it was for nimona of all things
What... what is happening here? Why is there like a Jake or Logan Paul apology in the middle? Did an AI post this by scraping insane shit off Twitter? What the frick is this.
it came after all of this
>pic related
i posted a fanfic about nimona being not a troony. and had this schitzo unironically post like 30+ times on the story.
>"B-but Nimona… I'm not straight, you know that." Bal stuttered.
>"So is spaghetti… until it gets wet," Nimona smirked.
I think your metaphors are seriously confused.
not understanding comedy is a sign of autism anon....
Your father was a wise, and oddly specific man.
Isn't this only it's third weekend?
It'd be pretty terrible if it wasn't still in the top 10.
She just keeps winning.