Ninth Gate (1999)

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool movie. Seems like the kind of movie that should have had a TV spin-off that ran for a million years on USA.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch 'In the Name of the Rose' my comfy book detective bros!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its just "the Name of the Rose" no "in". I can see why you might connect it to Ninth Gate but it really isn't supernatural enough. Good though, classic kino that feels forgotten now.
      I remember craving more medieval detective stuff and getting really into the Cadfael tv show after.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no not supernatural but anons have been begging for anything that's opium levels of comfy like Ninth Gate and I'm telling you anons it's of the rare correct vintage, production design and lead charisma in Sean Connery, to operate on the same psycho-terrain cinematically.
        Nearly ruined by the dopey christian slater sex scene but you almost forget they used to put gratuitous fricking in movies hah

        and before you start grumbling -uhgr monks talking hmm sounds boring - NO! it's a themed murder mystery like se7en and Sean Connery is a highly entertaining debate-lord

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know what it is you frick. Stop pandering to moronic zoomers.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we gatekeep older movies here
            Yikes grandpa

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dp you even know what gatekeeping is? You dumb frick.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Back then producers pushed for a "the hero has to get the girl" story beat in almost everything, its why gratuitous sex scenes and weird romances sometimes feel bolted on for older movies.
          I miss it, actually, though I remember complaining about it when it got too over the top or obviously forced, but everything's so bland today it could use a dash of something again, even if it isn't to the same degree as in the past.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked this film
    The main antagonist shitting on wannabe satanists and fully committing to the ritual is really good
    Excellent soundtrack too
    Same guy who did the conan soundtrack iirc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitting on wannabe larpers while being the king larper was telling and funny

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The six six six keypad on his elevator makes me laugh every time i watch the film

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but character played by depp didn't larp
        he made the journey, no shortcuts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, because he found the right page (and also got to bone that demon woman)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(and also got to bone that demon woman)
            those eyes
            I would frick her without hesitation

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I would frick her without hesitation
              Who wouldnt

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              literally built for Big Pope's Exorcist Ritual

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Polanski's wife

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Balkan wasn't larping, he just fricked up the procedure.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mumbo jumbo

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    boring

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you like this movie watch Frantic, it has the same mystery feeling.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frantic
      Thanks, there is another one with Ford also mystery but with the twist and more contemporary

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know you know and yes I am talking to any of them savy enough to be in this thread

    Hell you don't even see the movie dropped in Medieval rec threads and they struggle to even name 3!

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy kino

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this movie that attracts edgelord?
    >Muh hell
    >Muh satan

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who non-ironically watch this movie and don't realize how comically terrible the movie is, absolutely scare me, and the same with American Psycho.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comical
      >implying that aspect wasn't intentional
      Dumb frick

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you take her for a ride?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frantic and Chinatown are better, so is Bitter Moon

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never have a sexy satanist knock on your door and frick you until your soul leaves your body
    Why live

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