>You come home from a night out with the lads, a little on the drunk sign but not so much that you wouldn't be able to "perform", whatever that may be. >You strip and as you start to get into bed you see that little ghost boy thing sat in the corner doing that whilst staring intensly at your crotch
What do?
They are either complete kino like not another teen movie or the first three scary movies or they are absolute garbage like “superhero movie” or scary movie 4 and up
There is no middle ground, either comedy gold or unwatchable garbage
What happened to them, did they just stop being profitable?
Hollywood made a ton of them from like 2005 to 2010 but they ended up feeling kind of cash grabby
1 > 3 > 4 > 2
2 might have been better if it included some of the 40 minutes that were removed.
1>2=3>>>>>>>4
I just recently came to the conclusion Scary Movie 2 is the worst of the first 4, I always thought it was the beat when I was younger
imo at best, 1=3 >>> 2/4
1 and 3 definitely had the most forethought put into them, SM2 rode on the coattails of SM1 too much and the jokes were a lot more hit or miss
Scary Movie 1 had the most soul but SM3 stepped up the writing a lot from SM2
is it illegal to molest a ghost? Is there a specific law on the books which forbids it? Is it ethical?
>You come home from a night out with the lads, a little on the drunk sign but not so much that you wouldn't be able to "perform", whatever that may be.
>You strip and as you start to get into bed you see that little ghost boy thing sat in the corner doing that whilst staring intensly at your crotch
What do?
continue while cautiously making he doesn't transform into something spookier
He can't transform into anything if he's got his throat cut and a bum fulla cum
Creepy ghost kid meet Ugly old bastard.
Now fight!
4 wasn't nearly as good as 3, but damn it had some hilarious moments.
He died 20 years ago, that means his ghost form is over 18.
Murdering that little shit and his cat has to be the only decent part of the fricking curse.
>people are afraid of a toddler painted white
correct https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xf4kuZKB1I&t=33s&ab_channel=takwai
>PLING PLANG PLONG
>DWA-WA-WA-WA-WAW
>DOINGGGGG
>DING DONGGGG
i love these chinkino sound effects
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele....
>jordan peele's the grudge
>black ghost murders all the whities trying to gentrify the house
Kinda like candyman.
Did people really think this disgusting display of blatant racism was funny? Like really?
I don't speak Japanese
I miss the era of the parody comedy movies they were comfy
They are either complete kino like not another teen movie or the first three scary movies or they are absolute garbage like “superhero movie” or scary movie 4 and up
There is no middle ground, either comedy gold or unwatchable garbage
Honestly, scary movie 2 wasn't super good, the tory spelling and the hand scenes were kino, but nothing else.
>not liking the best character
What happened to them, did they just stop being profitable?
Hollywood made a ton of them from like 2005 to 2010 but they ended up feeling kind of cash grabby
>he still thinks any of this is about money
lmfao
squat cobbler
>Herro?
>asian words and accents used to make me laugh my ass off as a kid
>became a weeb and now it just sounds normal to me
feels bad man
a weeb
my condolences to your family
I know. They certainly have some regrets by now.
I grew up doing horrible asian accents with my friends, now I've moved to a city with a sizable asian population and have to watch myself
i went to school with this guy
funny enough he actually speaks japanese
Sashimiiiiiii...
Famous last words.
I just recently came to the conclusion Scary Movie 2 is the worst of the first 4, I always thought it was the beat when I was younger
1>2=3>>>>>>>4
1 > 3 > 4 > 2
2 might have been better if it included some of the 40 minutes that were removed.
3>1>4>2
3 was the best and you can tell Nielsen helped in parts because damn some of its jokes are stuff you'd expect from his movies.
>mr president, have you gone completely insane!?
>like a fox
imo at best, 1=3 >>> 2/4
1 and 3 definitely had the most forethought put into them, SM2 rode on the coattails of SM1 too much and the jokes were a lot more hit or miss
Scary Movie 1 had the most soul but SM3 stepped up the writing a lot from SM2
Shit now I feel like rewatching them to see how I feel about it. Had completely forgotten Nielsen is in 3, it's necessarily kino therefore.
>this made millennials shit and piss their pants in fear
Yes. I admit it.
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