>NNNNOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ME BREED WITH YOUR HOT Amazon WARRIORS LETO THIS IS INHUMANE I AM NOT YOUR STUD
>Indeed. By the way Duncan, I'm going to get married to a girl who is an opposite-sex clone of my old majordomo
Literally how are they going to film Book 4? Its one of the most pure batshit insane things ever put to print.
>Literally how are they going to film Book 4?
They won't. They will only do Book 1&2.
they're still on book 1 and since the first one bombed and the second is gonna bomb even harder because it's about Chani, according to DV, not Paul they're never gonna get to 2 which is fine because after 1 they're all shit anyway.
Once paul becomes super paul it would be hard to see the world from his perspective. I can see it being from chanis pov as a copout
as they should since everything after 2 is utter shite
God Emperor, Heretics and Chapterhouse are the best of the series.
ACKSHULLY 2 is fricking trash and 3 is kino.
wasn't it just the tleilaxu representative? I don't remember him having been his former majordomo
funny though they did it just essentially as a joke to piss him off
the series points to the tleilaxu having a sense of humor mixed in with their feelings of superiority like making sligs
Tlelaxu were based. They made themselves look like goblins just to offput people. I dont like what brian did with them, do you think Frank intended with axlotle tanks to be female tlelaxu from the start?
>do you think Frank intended with axlotle tanks to be female tlelaxu from the start?
I don't really see any reason they wouldn't. Actually are you sure that reveal isn't in Chapterhouse? Tleilaxu are introduced in the second book and I don't remember when it starts being
>you never see a female Tleilaxu
though it does kind of clash with their just being Muslims, not special space Muslims, just straightforward Sunni Muslims
its revealed near the end of heretics
>Tleilaxu
I thought they were mentioned in the first book in passing as where the Baron had got his twisted mentat.
>wasn't it just the tleilaxu representative? I don't remember him having been his former majordomo
Hwi was an opposite sex (and everything else) clone of Malky, the Ixian ambassador. She was created by the Tleilaxu in a no-chamber.
Moneo, Siona's father, was the most recent of Leto's Majordomo
it was an ixian representative named Malky it ties into the development of the No Chamber and why Hwi intrigues him coz he never saw her in his visions
>Literally how are they going to film Book 4?
You're in charge of directing Nayla's orgasm after Idaho climbs the wall.
How do you do it?
Book 4 is so fricking bad there's no movie to be made here
It's the best one
It's the ramblings of an old man.
They should stop after the second book. The ending with Paul walking off into the desert to die at the end was based. There's no other equally good endpoint anywhere else in the series.
Does Leto ever frick though? He marries his sister & Hwi, but doesnt have a dick anymore
yea he never fricked but hes got all of his ancestral memories so he can just VR frick anyone in his memories
No, but he had the memories of everyone of his ancestors that did (which by definition is all of them) and can revisit those memories with perfect clarity.
no but there is a line in Children about him and Ghanima taking part in the spice orgies they fremen have
they're still kids though
he also get pissed off when Duncan mentions he's a virgin and gets defensive. Only read God Emperor once years back so a lot of it is a blur but I thought that Duncan was a c**t in it especially when he fricked Hwi
"Okay Mr. Momoa, we're about to film the scene where the lesbian relegious fanatic soldiers bred by the god-worm are attacked by shape-shifters who look identical to Duncan Idaho counting on the confusion to gain the advantage. You thwart them by stripping naked in the middle of the fight. Any questions?"
Momoa looked sort of like a beached whale in Dunc, he'll be way too old if this ever gets off the ground.
Everything after book 2 is bullshit made to wring money out of rubes and if you think they're good you're a pseud moron.
Honestly after finishing the first book in movies they'd be better served making a tv show based on those mediocre prequels about the butlerian jihad. At least it'd be watchable.
>later Frank is just money-grubbing trash
>but check out the KJA shit prequels
I said that they'd make better tv than the fever dream that is God emperor
Who gives a rat's ass about canon in an unfinished story
Nothing "written" by his son is canon
obvious bait is obvious
>name movie DUNC
>main character is Duncan
I really do wonder how the god emperor will look like
There's almost 0% chance they will adapt anything beyond Messiah, if Messiah even gets a movie
So just how bad are Hunters of Dune and Sandworms of Dune?
completely created to falsify the canon of their prequel series. its fricking gross and i think frank would disown his son if he were still alive