>No actual story
>Underdeveloped characters
>Takes place in a single location
>1.5 good songs
>No twist villian
No wonder it flopped so hard, feels more like 15 minute long short cartoon
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>No actual story. >Underdeveloped characters. >Takes place in a single location. >1.5 good songs
>>No twist villain
How is that a bad thing
We zoomers grew up on Disney twist villians
>I grew up on it so it is le good!
By that logic, economic depression is good because people in the 30s grew up with it
Number of nuclear war before the great depression: 0
Number of nuclear war after the great depression: 1
I hope Bruno and Mirabel hooked up
A-abuela?
>Underdeveloped characters
Only Mirabel, Isabela, Abuela and Bruno feel fleshed out
what if the big buff one ripped off your pants and sucked you wiener with so much might you filled her belly to the brim with cum
Just ask the shape-shifting boy to turn into your waifu and then frick him
You guys are moronic. You start by being gentle with her, then you take charge, and after you've established that she isn't going to be doing all the work all the time you ask her to rip your pants off and suck you dry while she suffocates you with her pussy and crushes your head with her thighs.
B-but my Colombian take charge dommy mommy gf
Did you even listen to her song?
I wouldn't necessarily say that about Surface Pressure, it's got much more universal themes and appeal.
I was too busy looking at her traps to give a shit about her problems
And that's why you'll never have a delicious brown South American muscle waifu.
As far as "I can fix him" goes, he's pretty mild.
So I could be the physically weaker one, but emotionally dominant, and have a subservient South American muscle mommy? Like a genderswapped Yzma and Kronk situation?
Now you're getting it.
You’ve opened my eyes king
Go forth, friend, your muscle mommy awaits.
Bruno simps don't want to fix him.
I hate the smug ass lady on the right, this shit reeks of nu-dinsey.
>on the right
That’s a guy my homie
Only goid thing about that dumpsterfire is the Bruno song.
Elsa and Maui being reincarnated and finding each other was a good story
>trying to call the lack of a twist villain a BAD thing
B8, but I'll add my two cents anyway.
Literally literally the only thing I've ever heard about this movie is the Colombian representation aspect of it, and that Disney tried forcing the popularity of the song about how you're not supposed to talk about Bruno.
I don't know who any of the characters are or who the main character is, I don't know the plot, I don't know who the villain is, or why you're not supposed to talk about Bruno.
I'm usually pretty good at knowing shit about movies I don't watch, but this one just came out like a quiet fart and Disney just gave up on it after the song failed to catch on, as far as I can tell.
Song is actually really good, watch it if you are not planning to watch a whole movie
>Disney tried forcing the popularity of the song about how you're not supposed to talk about Bruno.
Funny because this didn't happen. Disney didn't anticipate the popularity of that song or Surface Pressure at all, they tried to push the emotional spanish-language song to get all the awards.
It’s funny because Dos Oruguitas is easily the cringiest song of the whole bunch
No, the problem is that it feels like an entire season of a cartoon show cut down to theatrical length.
Moana and Encanto would've been better as just straight up musicals. They were both meh-tier movies.
Moana was fine as-is, it just would've been better as a musical.
I want Luisa to crush my head with her monstrous thighs. 10/10 kino
>Encanto
>stern granny villain
>schizo NEET uncle
>frumpy, ugly protag. jealous of more successful family members
>arguably 2-3 good songs out of 9
>bland 3d art style
>Cost $150 million
>Hunchback of Notre Dame
>legitimately deformed outsider falls in love with life
>villain is legitimate evil fricker
>ethnically diverse woman
>beautiful 2D art
>beautiful songs with captivating religious themes and styles
>cost $70 million
I don’t understand what’s happening guys
didn't homosexuals say the Bruno song was on its way to surpass Let it Go in popularity
I couldn't escape Let it Go for years and We don't Talk about Bruno already came and went
It did surpass Let It Go. We Don't Talk About Bruno is officially the highest charting Disney song in 26 years.
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I can’t believe this is what is considered attractive by even a single woman
It's largely the personality.
Ah yes, the schizo NEET living in the walls and playing with rats, that’s the personality that gets b***hes
It really does.
dolores is a cute
A CUTEEEE
I got a boner when Dolores did her weird hip shake move in a song - 10/10 petite Latina slam piece
Not sure why Cinemaphile hates this movie so much. It's a bit nothing, sure, but what's there is good. Only real problem with it is that Luisa's an uggo and there's obvious political motivation there but hey, I know some people here are even into that so whatever. Mirabel's cute. Dolores is cuter somehow.
I think it’s just that Disney delivered some world class shit back in the day, and seeing bland stuff like this that’s obviously just pandering to libshits screaming about “muh latinx representation” is cringe as frick. I hate this movie more for what it represents than what it is
I hate this hideous goblina
I have a theory that she does have a gift, but doesn’t know it. The day will come where some low rung village boy will settle for her and on their wedding night discover that she’s a world class GOAT of knob schlobbin
the twisted and over-exaggerated expressions are extremely off-putting
Really? They seem like the main visual redeeming factor, I think.