Lorraine decides that while it sure was nice of George to defend her honour and she'll always think of him as a good friend, she's decided to give Biff a chance because he's shown an inch of sensitivity.
the actor that plays biff is massively underrated. nobody else in those movies could have pulled off all the different biffs. rich biff, mega rich biff, old biff, bufford biff, car wax biff, young biff, crazy future biff... did i miss any?
>car wax biff
I love the dimension he gives this character too in his few short scenes. Where you can tell the sinister side is still lurking beneath the beta cuck he's become.
I don't think he was their slave. I think he was just the local car detailer and they hired him to wax their vehicles as some sort of show of dominance. He was just beta around them because George K.O'd his ass with one punch.
Having newfound confidence, George McFly successfully led a political action campaign to repeal the 14th amendment to the Constitution, and allowed for people to sell themselves back into slavery as long as they had a master who could provide adequate living conditions. Biff being a piece of shit that never made anything of his life willingly sold himself into slavery to the benevolent McFly family knowing his living conditions would improve in doing so.
I don't think he was their slave. I think he was just the local car detailer and they hired him to wax their vehicles as some sort of show of dominance. He was just beta around them because George K.O'd his ass with one punch.
It was a different time. I mean that seriously. Rape was "bad" but not the earth-shattering "psychological trauma for the rest of your life" kind of deal we're brainwashed into thinking it is today. It's like, imagine if two dudes had a fistfight when they were 17. Would it be all that shocking if they had some kind of casual business relationship 20 years later? Unfortunately the way we're going, whatever generation that comes after zoomers might actually end up there. They might be so stunted and terrified of conflict in general that idea of saying a bad word to someone will be just as bad as rape is viewed now, as a forever life-ender.
I mean people I'm best friends with now we used to beat each other up all the time back in high school, we just laugh about it on occasion. The post-zoomer generation will be terrible, this is what a decade of social media + helicopter parenting does.
This is just my headcanon, but i feel this was supposed to be the old ''being hit in the head makes your turn evil/good'' trope and the being knocked out changed Biff
He's a real one. I've met him and hung out on several occasions before and after his sets at comedy clubs. He's just not the type to do whatever it takes to make it in Hollywood and doesn't want to get caught up in the excesses of it all. His story about John Belushi the night before he died still gets me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEHbBXxLu1M
No, the next movie showed that Marty fricks up his life because of an accident that he wouldn't have been in if he didn't get that truck. And it showed how fricked up materialism can be, as shown in the rich-Biff timeline. It's almost ironic how much Back to the Future 2 is what Crispin wanted the story to be, he just wasn't a part of it because of some dumb drama.
This, his dad may not have been a wimp, but Marty essentially becomes exactly like George from the original timeline as of 2015. And Marty Jr. is even more like original timeline George. Shit, original timeline Marty might've even been an actual rockstar rags to riches.
I think its far more they didnt want to pay him. Glover tries to spin it like it was materialism and the message of the movie, but it's really Glover's management team was holding out and his agent fricked up. He's a polite guy and in the end got MORE money from the settlement, so he's not bitter and won't shit talk his team.
Moral of the entire Back to the Future franchise is that no matter if you do literal time travel hacking to cheat your life into success, eventually things catch up to you. It happened to everyone, save for Doc who basically stayed in the distant past and made no alterations to the timeline. No clue how the Biff timeline would've continued, but its possible Lorraine throws him off the roof after he got knocked out by the Delorean's door, especially after she figures out he tried to shoot her son. Then she inherits his money.
>save for Doc
I always wondered why Doc would be so willing to help frick with Marty's timeline but not his own. I know Marty initiated everything, but it seems like a small plot hole to me. Was it just simply that Doc was that altruistic and playing the cliche role of the selfless scientist just wanting to make the world a better place with ones discoveries? Certainly seems so when you get older and see how tragic and lonely of a tale Doc's really was. That would also make sense because the one time he could have helped himself out of the old west he chose to stay because of love. Then he chose to come back to help Marty for the last time.
Crazy as he may have been, Doc was the best friend anyone could hope for at the end of the day. One of the best movie sidekicks ever in my opinion.
I hate it. It sucks the dick of 1950s small towns which were IRL cesspits of depressed housewives, bigoted little men with small penii, child abuse behind closed doors and overt racism. Not today's playful racism, just straight up setting fire to black people's houses and shooting the family when they ran out the door.
alternate Biff Trump always seemed weird to me. So you're gonna become mega-rich and still pine after your high school crush instead of getting some blonde bimbo like any other rich dude? And you're gonna make your gambling empire in the small town you come from? Come on now.
Kinda makes sense. She's a cutie for sure, but also in that instance she's also the one loss. The unattainable. In his mind, she's the Daisy to his Gatsby.
Kinda makes sense. She's a cutie for sure, but also in that instance she's also the one loss. The unattainable. In his mind, she's the Daisy to his Gatsby.
Sounds about right.
What I'm more interested is how Biff winning a few horse races and setting up a casino led to the Watchmen universe happening too.
>Arooo. I like your style, Biff. You send a little campaign finance my way and maybe when I’m re-elected I can loosen those gambling regulations. You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.
>Watchmen and Back to the Future are both set in October 1985 >Nixon also graduated from Wittier High School in 1930. Whittier High was used more than fifty years later as the filming location for Hill Valley High School >weird
>What I'm more interested is how Biff winning a few horse races and setting up a casino led to the Watchmen universe happening too.
He didn't just win a few, he always won. We're shown items in BttF2 are magical. The matchbook see's the biff logo go away, doc's newspaper of what happens to him. They transform along with the timeline. The sports Almanac Biff had would transform as well. Biff could ALWAYS win. Biff could get drunk with one of the players in the world series the night before, the book would magically change to what ends up the new history. As long as biff never changes history to the point that grays sports almanac never gets printed, it will tell him the future. he has more money than he possibly and probably should. People would likely stop taking his bets, but he has goons and could sell information. Hell, he could have sold nixon some bets. It would cause drastically big differences beyond just hill valley.
Biff likely learned to stay lower in his older age and hang around in Hill Valley. He has his fun, trying to date celebrities, but in the 80's his not in NY or LA or anything. More likely Biffco would certainly be on Veidt's radar, but his management of it in the 80's questionable. He likely hired someone else to do it at this time, cause by 73 he was married to Lorraine. Id say, tensions between russia would be as bad and yes a squid gets dropped in NYC, had doc and marty not altered the timeline.
So we got >Alternate Biff 1985
Literally Watchmen. >Alternate successful author George 2015
The 90s seem to never end. Diana and Charles never divorce, the USSR never dissolves. Hillary becomes President. All according to this newspaper. Probably Cyberpunk 2077. >Original timeline
Probably our timeline.
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3 biklion Americans? Jesus christ
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Maybe the USA expanded in states.
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Yes we expanded manifest destiny all the way west, back around to the east coast.
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>The Atrocity Channel
Remember what they took from you.
>He didn't just win a few, he always won. We're shown items in BttF2 are magical. The matchbook see's the biff logo go away, doc's newspaper of what happens to him.
There was this weird period in the 1980s where Richard Nixon was viewed as some kind of dystopian nightmare president when he's easily better than anyone who has been president in the past 50 years.
He inherited a lot of bullshit. He sought to end the Vietnam war, only for Cambodia to be sucked into it, he did end the draft, he did eventually end the war. Watergate is such a fricking nothing to me compared to some other shit presidents have done. Nixon got caught in a bad way. However, W Bush literally stole the florida recount and election and got away with it.....like... shocks me no one gave a shit.
>only for Cambodia to be sucked into it
That's a really funny way of saying "the Nixon administration made the choice to drop more bombs on Cambodia than there are people living in it"
Remember also that Nixon came into office only because Bobby Kennedy was assassinated, he had no chance against Bobby. Because of that, many politically active people such as in Hollywood saw Nixon as appearing from an act of evil, and his later actions and criminal misconduct lived up to that perception.
That was largely Kissinger's doing. I cannot believe that evil demonic degenerate totalitarian sociopath is not only still alive and kicking but also advising on policy
He inherited a lot of bullshit. He sought to end the Vietnam war, only for Cambodia to be sucked into it, he did end the draft, he did eventually end the war. Watergate is such a fricking nothing to me compared to some other shit presidents have done. Nixon got caught in a bad way. However, W Bush literally stole the florida recount and election and got away with it.....like... shocks me no one gave a shit.
He wasn't even responsible for Watergate iirc. His mortal sin was that he found out about it, chewed out all those responsible, but wanted it to stay hidden due to political embarrassment. Quite literally a nothing-burger compared to anything in the last 30 years. I cannot believe, even though politicians have always been scummy, that Eisenhower was seriously considering resigning out of guilt when he exaggerated some stats in a speech during his reelection campaign
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Kissinger is a demonic being who can't be killed like a mortal man as long ashe gets fresh goy blood
Jews and boomer yuppies hate him because he talked about them in private, and he was in one of the first major Finklethink based campaigns.
He'd be celebrated if be were a Democrat. Founded the EPA, ended the war, expanded the IRS, reached out to Communists and gave them White Midwestern manufacturing jobs and hurt millions of White families, oversaw colossal expansions in civil rights legislation, helped Indians get established in America with small busness grants, etc.
You would think that with all the shit that has changed, some results from sports events would be different. Imagine being at the super bowl and you hear that Biff betted your team to win, the overconfidence or even pressure might cause someone to basically frick up
He was still in the process of achieving his goals. He took over the town, probably would've run for governor, and then the president. His video biography showed that he had been with many women even Marylin Monroe, but he always wanted the one thing he couldn't have, Lorraine. That's why once he does get her he cheats on her nonstop.
He turned the town into a hellish industrial wasteland so imagine that for the entire country. He deregulated and legalized everything so he probably would've been Libertarian and made their party a serious contender.
It's implied he had those hotels and casinos all over the country. Also he mentions "third times a charm" when marrying Loraine, so he'd been married and divorced twice already. So it wasn't like she was his number one goal, he just figured he'd add her to his list of conquests.
I can understand staying in the small town because it would be easier to control the local good old boy law enforcement. Besides, the first thing I thought of when watching this movie for the first time was Elvis and the Memphis Mafia at Graceland. I think people see Trump after the fact since Trump became the big media Hitler.
Any rich guy can get any blonde bimbo. That's nothing like controlling someone who rejected you and crushing down all their hopes and dreams with submission to yourself.
The movie made it seem like Biff definitely still slept around, considering he was hanging out with two blonde bimbos in a hot tub mere minutes after his shouting match with Lorraine. It's in character for him to be so petty and vindictive that he wants Lorraine almost purely as a trophy because he can't stand to lose anything he owns, even when he barely cares about her
Do Steven Spielberg’s passions burn? Do passions burn in the man now imprisoned who wished to anally rape Steven Spielberg? Do our cultural mouthpieces confidently inform us that the wish to anally rape Steven Spielberg is a bad thought? Could anal rape of Steven Spielberg be simply the manifestation of a cultural mandate?
Do you believe Steven Spielberg is an ideal guide and fluence for our cultre? Do Steven Spielberg’s films question our culture? What do Steven Spielberg’s fils question? Does Steven Spielberg focus much of his fantasy life on young people? Did he portray children wallowing in sewers filled with fecal matter in Schindler’s List? Did he use children to fingerpaint an adult in Hook? Does he collect the illustrations of Norman Rockwell, such as the one showing a young boy in his underwear examined by a doctor? Are the inclinations of Steven Spielberg above suspicion by the media-fed culture? Was Steven Spielberg very friendly with Michael Jackson? Wasn’t Michael Jackson supposed to play Peter Pan in Steven Spielberg’s version of the story? Now that Michael Jackson is no longer held in favor by the mass media, does Spielberg associate with him? Do Michael Jackson and Steven Spielberg share similar opinions about the sexuality of young boys?
Would the cultural mainstream ever silence or suppress Steven Spielberg? Has the United States government given the immensley weathly Steven Spielberg millions of dollars to fund a media project that reflects his religious heritage, and his cultural beliefs? Does The Talmud speak of the superiority of the israelites and the inferiority of other cultures and beliefs? Does Steven Spielberg reflect this religious imperative? Is Steve Spielberg neurotic? Is this belief hidden and suppressed?
>Do Steven Spielberg’s passions burn? Do passions burn in the man now imprisoned who wished to anally rape Steven Spielberg? Do our cultural mouthpieces confidently inform us that the wish to anally rape Steven Spielberg is a bad thought? Could anal rape of Steven Spielberg be simply the manifestation of a cultural mandate?
Maybe if you asked him nicely he'd say yes.
Is this the only movie where tampering with time is a good thing with positive results? Seems most movies add in dire consequences to messing with time. >inb4 endgame
No it doesn’t. They just fricked up and let Biff mess with time. But it works out great for him. Whoever fricks with time in back to the future greatly benefits. The series ends with everyone having better lives for having fricked with time. Besides biff.
X-Men Days of Future Past changed things for the better. Terminator 2 leaves it ambiguous (although the original ending shows they stopped Skynet and got a happy ending).
Reminder that Marty inadvertently changes HIMSELF after making the timeline better in the first film. >original BTTF >Marty's just some regular guy >changes the timeline for the better at the end, makes his parents more successful and his dad more of an alpha male >Parts II and III >Marty suddenly has this major fricking issue whenever anyone calls him chicken or implies he's a coward
I mean yeah he's already confident in the original timeline, so his personality would've been altered by having an actually confident father who's more like himself and that would've affected his upbringing. Meaning post-BTTF1 Marty would naturally be more arrogant, he's an upper-middle class kid now with his dad buying him all the new cars.
I always liked that they just let that plotline breathe instead of doing some 5 minute aside to tell us he's changed because of what they did in the past.
The head trauma changed Biff's personality and gave him some brain damage
George takes him in as his servant, partially out of pity and partially to mock him further
The punch scene is actually written in a way it might be setting up the ending >The punch sends Biff spinning, then he hits his head on the car then falls on the floor; this exaggeration might be to really drive home that Biff got concussed >We don't see 1950s Biff after that; we don't know how long it took for him to wake up or in what state he woke up
>fricking TOTALS the DeLorean at the very end of Part III so you know this is the finale, no more.
Yeah there's a train time machine but that's a pretty definitive way to say the trilogy is complete.
But he’s riding with someone right now? And WW2 is Over
And if you ride alone you ride with Hitler? But if you ride with Hitler you aren’t riding alone
>You're right, I've gone too far. I may be a bully, but I'm not a rapist.
What happens now?
Anal with Biff
What wrong with you homosexuals?
Make like a dick and get SUCKED
This sounds like how the double penetration of Marty's mom scene would start in a porn parody.
>Marty ceases to exist because his dad calls shotgun on the ass
>Marty, we've Got to go back
> We've got to convince your teenage mother to give anal to biff Instead of your father
>Aw geez, doc
h-has a porn parody ever been made?
>Back That Ass Up to the Future
Lorraine decides that while it sure was nice of George to defend her honour and she'll always think of him as a good friend, she's decided to give Biff a chance because he's shown an inch of sensitivity.
too real
The movie ends well, with Biff learning a valuable lesson and George becoming a successful diplomat.
the actor that plays biff is massively underrated. nobody else in those movies could have pulled off all the different biffs. rich biff, mega rich biff, old biff, bufford biff, car wax biff, young biff, crazy future biff... did i miss any?
>car wax biff
I love the dimension he gives this character too in his few short scenes. Where you can tell the sinister side is still lurking beneath the beta cuck he's become.
I still wanna know the circumstances that led to him becoming the McFly family's slave.
I don't think he was their slave. I think he was just the local car detailer and they hired him to wax their vehicles as some sort of show of dominance. He was just beta around them because George K.O'd his ass with one punch.
Having newfound confidence, George McFly successfully led a political action campaign to repeal the 14th amendment to the Constitution, and allowed for people to sell themselves back into slavery as long as they had a master who could provide adequate living conditions. Biff being a piece of shit that never made anything of his life willingly sold himself into slavery to the benevolent McFly family knowing his living conditions would improve in doing so.
With a waxed car you can go anywhere, he said to himself, out loud.
Fricking hell.
>Wax my car, you little b***h.
Apparently he attempts to cheat his customers, but backs down when they call him out on it.
I still think it's funny that he physically attempted to rape Lorraine and they invite him around to do b***h work at their house 30 years later.
It was a different time. I mean that seriously. Rape was "bad" but not the earth-shattering "psychological trauma for the rest of your life" kind of deal we're brainwashed into thinking it is today. It's like, imagine if two dudes had a fistfight when they were 17. Would it be all that shocking if they had some kind of casual business relationship 20 years later? Unfortunately the way we're going, whatever generation that comes after zoomers might actually end up there. They might be so stunted and terrified of conflict in general that idea of saying a bad word to someone will be just as bad as rape is viewed now, as a forever life-ender.
I mean people I'm best friends with now we used to beat each other up all the time back in high school, we just laugh about it on occasion. The post-zoomer generation will be terrible, this is what a decade of social media + helicopter parenting does.
This is just my headcanon, but i feel this was supposed to be the old ''being hit in the head makes your turn evil/good'' trope and the being knocked out changed Biff
Poor Thomas F Wilson, it's the only notable role he's ever had. But it's a damn good role.
He stays pretty busy and learned to embrace the role and have fun with it.
He's a real one. I've met him and hung out on several occasions before and after his sets at comedy clubs. He's just not the type to do whatever it takes to make it in Hollywood and doesn't want to get caught up in the excesses of it all. His story about John Belushi the night before he died still gets me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEHbBXxLu1M
That’s amazing.
he's fine
getting BTTF residuals forever
You’re absolutely right. He’s fricking great.
yeah really sad it wasn't even widely reported when he died
theme park ride biff?
How about I suck your wiener instead Biff?
Now you're talking McFly
Right answer, McFly!
So does Lorraine just sit the car and watch George chowing down on Biff's canonically 9-inch dong in the bushes?
>lorraine watches helplessly as a blow turns into a 69 turns into a no holds barred bareback flip sesh.
why did biff wax the mcfly car?
Was Crispin Glover right to ditch the franchise because it glorified materialism?
No, the next movie showed that Marty fricks up his life because of an accident that he wouldn't have been in if he didn't get that truck. And it showed how fricked up materialism can be, as shown in the rich-Biff timeline. It's almost ironic how much Back to the Future 2 is what Crispin wanted the story to be, he just wasn't a part of it because of some dumb drama.
This, his dad may not have been a wimp, but Marty essentially becomes exactly like George from the original timeline as of 2015. And Marty Jr. is even more like original timeline George. Shit, original timeline Marty might've even been an actual rockstar rags to riches.
I think its far more they didnt want to pay him. Glover tries to spin it like it was materialism and the message of the movie, but it's really Glover's management team was holding out and his agent fricked up. He's a polite guy and in the end got MORE money from the settlement, so he's not bitter and won't shit talk his team.
Moral of the entire Back to the Future franchise is that no matter if you do literal time travel hacking to cheat your life into success, eventually things catch up to you. It happened to everyone, save for Doc who basically stayed in the distant past and made no alterations to the timeline. No clue how the Biff timeline would've continued, but its possible Lorraine throws him off the roof after he got knocked out by the Delorean's door, especially after she figures out he tried to shoot her son. Then she inherits his money.
>save for Doc
I always wondered why Doc would be so willing to help frick with Marty's timeline but not his own. I know Marty initiated everything, but it seems like a small plot hole to me. Was it just simply that Doc was that altruistic and playing the cliche role of the selfless scientist just wanting to make the world a better place with ones discoveries? Certainly seems so when you get older and see how tragic and lonely of a tale Doc's really was. That would also make sense because the one time he could have helped himself out of the old west he chose to stay because of love. Then he chose to come back to help Marty for the last time.
Crazy as he may have been, Doc was the best friend anyone could hope for at the end of the day. One of the best movie sidekicks ever in my opinion.
Doc was a NEET who would've been fapping alone in his garage just like he always had. There really wasn't much to check out compared to Marty.
I would have to rewatch this and analyse it deeply to answer that. But I'm glad they managed to filme the other movies without him.
He ended up suing the studio for using his likeness and he won. Really hurt his career though
>reddit: the movie
No honest human being hates Back to the Future. Seek help.
I hate it. It sucks the dick of 1950s small towns which were IRL cesspits of depressed housewives, bigoted little men with small penii, child abuse behind closed doors and overt racism. Not today's playful racism, just straight up setting fire to black people's houses and shooting the family when they ran out the door.
You're lying for attention. Nobody hates Back to the Future. It's objectively a great movie.
in this movie the black guy becomes mayor. He literally overcomes the thing you're sperging about.
Watch it Goldie.
Next time make the bait 20% less obvious
Lmao imagine falling for all of the leftist propaganda. None of that shit was real you insufferable homosexual
This is the exact same type of person who during the enlightenment would fall for propaganda about Iron Maidens and shit like that.
Didn’t say I hate it but I would understand if someone did. It’s incredibly mediocre and tries too hard to be nostalgic
Dishonest post.
In what fricking world? Eat shit you slimy little reddit homosexual
It's fun for the whole family.
I heard Crispin Glover is a real weird dude, like "don't look him in the eyes" weird. I heard he's impossible to get along with on set.
You'd be a weird dude too if you had Spielberg's assassin squad after you.
alternate Biff Trump always seemed weird to me. So you're gonna become mega-rich and still pine after your high school crush instead of getting some blonde bimbo like any other rich dude? And you're gonna make your gambling empire in the small town you come from? Come on now.
Kinda makes sense. She's a cutie for sure, but also in that instance she's also the one loss. The unattainable. In his mind, she's the Daisy to his Gatsby.
Sounds about right.
What I'm more interested is how Biff winning a few horse races and setting up a casino led to the Watchmen universe happening too.
>Arooo. I like your style, Biff. You send a little campaign finance my way and maybe when I’m re-elected I can loosen those gambling regulations. You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.
>Watchmen and Back to the Future are both set in October 1985
>Nixon also graduated from Wittier High School in 1930. Whittier High was used more than fifty years later as the filming location for Hill Valley High School
>weird
What. The. Frick. Have we located the Nexus?
>What I'm more interested is how Biff winning a few horse races and setting up a casino led to the Watchmen universe happening too.
He didn't just win a few, he always won. We're shown items in BttF2 are magical. The matchbook see's the biff logo go away, doc's newspaper of what happens to him. They transform along with the timeline. The sports Almanac Biff had would transform as well. Biff could ALWAYS win. Biff could get drunk with one of the players in the world series the night before, the book would magically change to what ends up the new history. As long as biff never changes history to the point that grays sports almanac never gets printed, it will tell him the future. he has more money than he possibly and probably should. People would likely stop taking his bets, but he has goons and could sell information. Hell, he could have sold nixon some bets. It would cause drastically big differences beyond just hill valley.
So is Adrian Veidt like a business partner of Biff? Does a giant squid still get dropped down on NYC?
Biff likely learned to stay lower in his older age and hang around in Hill Valley. He has his fun, trying to date celebrities, but in the 80's his not in NY or LA or anything. More likely Biffco would certainly be on Veidt's radar, but his management of it in the 80's questionable. He likely hired someone else to do it at this time, cause by 73 he was married to Lorraine. Id say, tensions between russia would be as bad and yes a squid gets dropped in NYC, had doc and marty not altered the timeline.
So we got
>Alternate Biff 1985
Literally Watchmen.
>Alternate successful author George 2015
The 90s seem to never end. Diana and Charles never divorce, the USSR never dissolves. Hillary becomes President. All according to this newspaper. Probably Cyberpunk 2077.
>Original timeline
Probably our timeline.
3 biklion Americans? Jesus christ
Maybe the USA expanded in states.
Yes we expanded manifest destiny all the way west, back around to the east coast.
>The Atrocity Channel
Remember what they took from you.
That's just the NBC rename.
Yes to both.
>dropped down on NYC
it was teleported
Shittttttt, I never actually thought about it like this. Well Fricking said.
>He didn't just win a few, he always won. We're shown items in BttF2 are magical. The matchbook see's the biff logo go away, doc's newspaper of what happens to him.
>the book would magically change to what ends up the new history
That's actually an insane point that I never thought about until now
That’s some crazy shit.
Good post. I never really considered that this is how the almanac logically must work under BTTF rules.
Apparently a Back to the Future comic book written by Bob Gale covers it
Hollywood israelites are fricking gay.
That’s fricking great.
>Biff renamed it The Biffington Post and fired anyone who made articles that he didn't understand.
It's funny but Nixon was genuinely a good president and "muh huwatergate" was not really an impingement on his character.
There was this weird period in the 1980s where Richard Nixon was viewed as some kind of dystopian nightmare president when he's easily better than anyone who has been president in the past 50 years.
Does that mean we'll eventually see the return of the Bush=Hitler meme from the 2000s?
He inherited a lot of bullshit. He sought to end the Vietnam war, only for Cambodia to be sucked into it, he did end the draft, he did eventually end the war. Watergate is such a fricking nothing to me compared to some other shit presidents have done. Nixon got caught in a bad way. However, W Bush literally stole the florida recount and election and got away with it.....like... shocks me no one gave a shit.
>only for Cambodia to be sucked into it
That's a really funny way of saying "the Nixon administration made the choice to drop more bombs on Cambodia than there are people living in it"
Remember also that Nixon came into office only because Bobby Kennedy was assassinated, he had no chance against Bobby. Because of that, many politically active people such as in Hollywood saw Nixon as appearing from an act of evil, and his later actions and criminal misconduct lived up to that perception.
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal
That was largely Kissinger's doing. I cannot believe that evil demonic degenerate totalitarian sociopath is not only still alive and kicking but also advising on policy
He wasn't even responsible for Watergate iirc. His mortal sin was that he found out about it, chewed out all those responsible, but wanted it to stay hidden due to political embarrassment. Quite literally a nothing-burger compared to anything in the last 30 years. I cannot believe, even though politicians have always been scummy, that Eisenhower was seriously considering resigning out of guilt when he exaggerated some stats in a speech during his reelection campaign
Kissinger is a demonic being who can't be killed like a mortal man as long ashe gets fresh goy blood
Watergate was unironically a set up by the Bush family and CIA to get revenge against Nixon
Jews and boomer yuppies hate him because he talked about them in private, and he was in one of the first major Finklethink based campaigns.
He'd be celebrated if be were a Democrat. Founded the EPA, ended the war, expanded the IRS, reached out to Communists and gave them White Midwestern manufacturing jobs and hurt millions of White families, oversaw colossal expansions in civil rights legislation, helped Indians get established in America with small busness grants, etc.
You would think that with all the shit that has changed, some results from sports events would be different. Imagine being at the super bowl and you hear that Biff betted your team to win, the overconfidence or even pressure might cause someone to basically frick up
All bets are off.
>And you're gonna make your gambling empire in the small town you come from?
Albeit not a small town, Trump Tower is in NYC, where he was born.
He was still in the process of achieving his goals. He took over the town, probably would've run for governor, and then the president. His video biography showed that he had been with many women even Marylin Monroe, but he always wanted the one thing he couldn't have, Lorraine. That's why once he does get her he cheats on her nonstop.
How would a Biff Tannen presidency look? And what party?
He would be Trump but actually successful.
Yeah, sure.
Should've had biden say "c'mon jack"
That's from the timeline where Fauci didn't contract AIDS and die before inventing the coof.
should've shooped Biden's granddaughter over Lorraine
Imagine being the pathetic obsessed twitter-brained loser that would actually take the time out of xe/xir's day to make this image
>triggered
>twitter
You mean Ecks?
Sever when??
I love 2000s action!
I am Yulaw! I am nobody's b***h!
For me, its Sven Law.
They made her boobs bigger for the poster
He turned the town into a hellish industrial wasteland so imagine that for the entire country. He deregulated and legalized everything so he probably would've been Libertarian and made their party a serious contender.
He’d be whatever political party I don’t like
It's implied he had those hotels and casinos all over the country. Also he mentions "third times a charm" when marrying Loraine, so he'd been married and divorced twice already. So it wasn't like she was his number one goal, he just figured he'd add her to his list of conquests.
>getting some blonde bimbo like any other rich dude
He was turning her into a blonde bimbo, remember
I can understand staying in the small town because it would be easier to control the local good old boy law enforcement. Besides, the first thing I thought of when watching this movie for the first time was Elvis and the Memphis Mafia at Graceland. I think people see Trump after the fact since Trump became the big media Hitler.
Any rich guy can get any blonde bimbo. That's nothing like controlling someone who rejected you and crushing down all their hopes and dreams with submission to yourself.
The movie made it seem like Biff definitely still slept around, considering he was hanging out with two blonde bimbos in a hot tub mere minutes after his shouting match with Lorraine. It's in character for him to be so petty and vindictive that he wants Lorraine almost purely as a trophy because he can't stand to lose anything he owns, even when he barely cares about her
Did you happen to *see* Lorraine? I would kill every last one of you just for one of her bobby socks.
He didn't have to work for that money, he got it from the fixed bets, so obviously he didn't change as a person.
I like back to the future… Shame about all the illuminati symbols and 9/11 predictive programming though.
9/11 predictive programming though.?
Do Steven Spielberg’s passions burn? Do passions burn in the man now imprisoned who wished to anally rape Steven Spielberg? Do our cultural mouthpieces confidently inform us that the wish to anally rape Steven Spielberg is a bad thought? Could anal rape of Steven Spielberg be simply the manifestation of a cultural mandate?
Do you believe Steven Spielberg is an ideal guide and fluence for our cultre? Do Steven Spielberg’s films question our culture? What do Steven Spielberg’s fils question? Does Steven Spielberg focus much of his fantasy life on young people? Did he portray children wallowing in sewers filled with fecal matter in Schindler’s List? Did he use children to fingerpaint an adult in Hook? Does he collect the illustrations of Norman Rockwell, such as the one showing a young boy in his underwear examined by a doctor? Are the inclinations of Steven Spielberg above suspicion by the media-fed culture? Was Steven Spielberg very friendly with Michael Jackson? Wasn’t Michael Jackson supposed to play Peter Pan in Steven Spielberg’s version of the story? Now that Michael Jackson is no longer held in favor by the mass media, does Spielberg associate with him? Do Michael Jackson and Steven Spielberg share similar opinions about the sexuality of young boys?
Would the cultural mainstream ever silence or suppress Steven Spielberg? Has the United States government given the immensley weathly Steven Spielberg millions of dollars to fund a media project that reflects his religious heritage, and his cultural beliefs? Does The Talmud speak of the superiority of the israelites and the inferiority of other cultures and beliefs? Does Steven Spielberg reflect this religious imperative? Is Steve Spielberg neurotic? Is this belief hidden and suppressed?
>Do Steven Spielberg’s passions burn? Do passions burn in the man now imprisoned who wished to anally rape Steven Spielberg? Do our cultural mouthpieces confidently inform us that the wish to anally rape Steven Spielberg is a bad thought? Could anal rape of Steven Spielberg be simply the manifestation of a cultural mandate?
Maybe if you asked him nicely he'd say yes.
>You take the head biff
what now?
Is this the only movie where tampering with time is a good thing with positive results? Seems most movies add in dire consequences to messing with time.
>inb4 endgame
What? Fricking with time is shown to have disastrous effects in part 2 and part 3 both.
No it doesn’t. They just fricked up and let Biff mess with time. But it works out great for him. Whoever fricks with time in back to the future greatly benefits. The series ends with everyone having better lives for having fricked with time. Besides biff.
if Biff's timeline was allowed to continue, the world would've ended in 2015 because of a time paradox
Biff would transcend into a godlike entity
X-Men Days of Future Past changed things for the better. Terminator 2 leaves it ambiguous (although the original ending shows they stopped Skynet and got a happy ending).
as a kid i had no idea mjfox played his daughter in bttf2. i actually thought she was hot
How could you not tell? Also same parkison quirks.
i have no clue. its obvious now. mustve watched it over 200 times, always thought she was cute.
I never thought she was hot, but now that you've informed me. I want to bend that girly man ass over and pound away.
I'd make my bratty sub.
I can relate.
it's the future alright
Reminder that Marty inadvertently changes HIMSELF after making the timeline better in the first film.
>original BTTF
>Marty's just some regular guy
>changes the timeline for the better at the end, makes his parents more successful and his dad more of an alpha male
>Parts II and III
>Marty suddenly has this major fricking issue whenever anyone calls him chicken or implies he's a coward
I mean yeah he's already confident in the original timeline, so his personality would've been altered by having an actually confident father who's more like himself and that would've affected his upbringing. Meaning post-BTTF1 Marty would naturally be more arrogant, he's an upper-middle class kid now with his dad buying him all the new cars.
I always liked that they just let that plotline breathe instead of doing some 5 minute aside to tell us he's changed because of what they did in the past.
I think that was just to give him an arc in 2/3
>no, rapist. you don't get to rape my future wife
Dobson energy
The head trauma changed Biff's personality and gave him some brain damage
George takes him in as his servant, partially out of pity and partially to mock him further
meant for
>but he's MY butler
The punch scene is actually written in a way it might be setting up the ending
>The punch sends Biff spinning, then he hits his head on the car then falls on the floor; this exaggeration might be to really drive home that Biff got concussed
>We don't see 1950s Biff after that; we don't know how long it took for him to wake up or in what state he woke up
or if he ever got his wallet back
>punches you so hard you do a 360 and float away into the wind
>I'm talking to you McFly! Irish big!
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>I ain't never seen no big Irish since the famine.
>fricking TOTALS the DeLorean at the very end of Part III so you know this is the finale, no more.
Yeah there's a train time machine but that's a pretty definitive way to say the trilogy is complete.
*pulls gun*
*pulls dick*
Make you son of it all slam down tonight, Biff
>No Boof, you leave her alone.
I don't think that's his name.
No, Biff, you ride alone, you ride with Hitler!
But he’s riding with someone right now? And WW2 is Over
And if you ride alone you ride with Hitler? But if you ride with Hitler you aren’t riding alone
No Biff, our carelessness is their secret weapon. Prevent forest fires.
I’m not a forest though
No Biff, dig for victory. Grow your own vegetables.
Are you okay Mcfly? Do you need to see a doctor?
No, Biff, they're watching us...plenty! The stuff "on order" doesn't count...but real production hurts them! Put all your power in the job!
You’re scaring me Mcfly, I’m deeply concerned for you. Have you been hanging around that quack Brown?
No, Biff, keep this horror from our home! Invest 10% in war bonds. Back up our battleskies!
Stop, my invincible wife rapist.