>NO DON’T TAKE OFF MY PANTS WHILE MY TINY PENIS IS STILL FLACCID
>OH GOD NO, DON’T PINCH IT WITH YOUR THUMB AND FOREFINGER
>NO NO WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T GIGGLE UNCONTROLLABLY, THAT WOULD BE SO HUMILIATING
>N-NO PLEASE DON’T TAKE A PICTURE AND TEXT IT TO ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS I WOULD HATE THAT
>NO PLEASE GOD NO DON’T GRAB A SMALL COIN OR A BIC LIGHTER FOR A SIZE COMPARISON
>NO YOU FIEND, YOU ABSOLUTE DASTARDLY VILLAIN YOU
>DEFINITELY DON’T SHOW ME THE GROUP TEXT WITH DOZENS OF WOMEN LAUGHING AT MY TINY PATHETIC wiener NOOOO
do you have something you'd like to show us OP?
Laugh at my small wiener while you still can. The second I’m untied from these ropes I’m going to beat you both to death with a hammer, but I’ll rape you anally first with a random object. This is the fate you chose for yourself when you decided to laugh at my 2.75 inch erect penis
Inb4 this thread hits bump limit of anons posting their wieners sizes and other anons making fun of them
Don’t worry, if anyone laughs then I’ll beat them up for you. My penis is 2.75 inches. Or 1.75 inches flaccid
>one chance at life
>get assigned a microdick
nothing fair about that
It’s alright, if anyone tries to make fun of it or ridicules him or suggests it’s in any way bad I’ll beat them up for him. My penis is 2.75 inches erect, so I’m partial to his struggle
>have a fat wiener
>too much of a sperg to talk to girls
>friend helps me hire a prostitute
>can't get hard
>dick is 8.5 inches
>5’7”
>24
>virgin
I might as well kill myself
your dick is bigger than your legs if this is true
That’s right it is
You may be gay
At one point I tried imagining the hooker was a man, thinking that might be the problem, and it didn't help at all. I think all the years of social isolation and internet porn damaged my already mushy brain to the point that I can't find a real human arousing.
Same only I can get hard initially for a prostitute but I can't get hard again after cumming in like 1 min so a regular chick would probably yell at me for not being able to properly frick
Unironically bigger than mine
What the frick
MODS MODS MODS
I’d tongue it
hey nice healthy ropes tho so if you every did get a girl you could still have a chance to get her pregnant
I refuse to believe evolution is real as long as this exists after millions of years.
How does this even happen?
by being white
QUICK, POST ALL YOUR wienerS BEFORE THE JANNY SEES IT
up
I don't feel so bad about my 5 incher anymore
Sometimes its bet not to deliver OP. Lil stubnosed revolver that
at this point, why wouldn't you transition? You will never be a man.
Because why turn yourself into a lower life-form?
I didn't know microdicks were this small, I'd probably kill myself. At least chicks can be cute
Can still get off with a finger job
what are the evolutionary reasons for this
i know balls shrink when its cold so i assume its cause u white folks love cold countries
it’s favorable in an environment where the males fight frequently and go for the genitals. Big genitals make it easier for you to become infertile through maiming
>awkwardly paced and flat-toned keanu reeves voice
I don't like, how, this thread. Is full of, wieners.
well? is anyone else going to post their wiener?