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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >premieres in 3 hours

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might actually have to try Fortnite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't, because this is how he will look in the game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy freakin crap

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Handsome Peter returns

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is even funnier than having normal peter in fortnite

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like a Chad? What's the problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should, its free and fun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's dogshit just enjoy the funny videos

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman and All Might transforming for the-
        "HEYITSMEGOKU"

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fortnite bros we’re so frinkin’ back!

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool I get to shoot his fatass.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 49 seconds in the short sadly. But still cool

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No fricking way this is real, there’s no way in hell this is happening

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy the battle pass

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an iconic character from a video game that teaches the dangers of the military industial complex and the rise of nuclear power is overshadowed by GODDAMN BOOTLEG HOMER SIMPSON

    fortnite really is just one big shitpost, huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually a big toy box if you think about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It more like a giant billboard if anything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, it's old "history teacher" snake, not young sexy snake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Solid Snake isn't as relevant.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kojimbo alway seen solid as non human for some moronic reason

        While pissing all over big boss character with mgV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Solid Snake isn't as relevant.

      Especially after the creator got fired for being a fricking embarrassment and shitting out MGSV

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happened and you know it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally is
          Kojima was the fricking Vice President at Konami and is directly responsible for its failings prior to his oustings. Why you gays still defend that homosexual after the failure that was Death Strandings is beyond me.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay konami

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not Peter's fault that Kojimbo ruined his series way worse than Family Guy's lowest point

        Peter Griffin is a way better character than Snoremer Simpson

        shit taste

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you better, he's overshadowed by a bootleg of a Fred Flintstone knockoff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an iconic character from a video game that teaches the dangers of the military industial complex and the rise of nuclear power
      people like you are really annoying. He's a cameo in a fricking builder shooter ffs, stop taking everything so seriously.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though, Fortine is just like those content farms on youtube, it couldn't possibly be any more shameless on how clickbait it is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not Peter's fault that Kojimbo ruined his series way worse than Family Guy's lowest point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the bird wasn't the word for this anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game where rick sanchez can do the Gangnam style dance in front of an MLK memorial is actually a shitpost
      what took you so long to realize

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can do so much more!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          These events are usually unhinged, but of all the meaningful engagement they could have done, this is the worst. They must have known this would happen and get people talking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snake is already in Smash bros Brawl, anon

    • 5 months ago
      guy

      Shut up gay, you don't know what metal gear solid is about

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, I thought you were more of a Half-Life kinda person, guy.
        You know, considering you actually said you believe you should be invited by Valve to work on Half Life 3?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Griffin is a way better character than Snoremer Simpson

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares, pedo lover.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snake hasn't had a video game in 15 years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but look at the amount of games where you can play as Snake vs the amount you can play as Peter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fortnite really is just one big shitpost, huh?
      why do you think zoomers love it so much?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer
        hello there moronic obese amerishart, how does it feel being a fat moron who will never be skinny or have an iq above a single digit you stupid lardass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so? he was overshadowed by sonic the hedgehog before that

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking lel, will they make a meowskulls joke?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freaky sweet

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't afford Seth that's lam-
    >the petercopter
    YEAAAAAAAHHH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Couldn't afford Seth
      Is he more expensive than Green?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure no one in Fortnite talks anyways. Except for singers.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the hinderpeter?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't make a fat model?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit box'd be too big

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small indie team, please understand

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they even have the petercopter

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ that's an official fox- and epic- approved fortnite promo short? it feels like content farm shit

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone predicted this

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy crap Lois I'm hitting the griddy

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Fortnite show MLK speeches?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did this game get an omnipotent ability to license every character in existence

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A huge wallet and a cartoony artstyle with generally PG-13 level violence.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      same way macdonalds did

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It basically prints money.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay the petercopter is pretty good

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homer if he was in Fortnite

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the saddest kind of crossover when you can't even afford the VAs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >afford
      they could definitely afford it but just don't want to pay him. They could have even just used some existing voice lines but didn't do they definitely just didn't want to pay up.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normal fat head over buff body
    Either make him the complete chad like the one episode or keep him like his normal fatass, not this mix-match shit that looks bad.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All fricking day I'm just gonna spam
    >horse guy but normal words.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hadnt heard anything about fortnite in a while, so I presumed the dancing new-babies all got bored and stopped playing it finally. Surprised to see that is not the case.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fortnite had the highest player count its ever had a month ago with 44.7 million players, its still going strong now

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His official death animation

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    peter get fortnite

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible for hank hill to get in fortnite?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a big set of Futurama items when the Hulu revival came out so maybe when KotH gets its revival

      • 5 months ago
        Anonyrnous

        That entire sentence makes me sick. Family Guy is the only cartoon to ever have a GOOD revival.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to oversell it, but most revivals are just rebrand cash grabs using the same IP. In retrospect, it was a lot better than the competition.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven’t seen Hulu Futurama honestly but I did really enjoy both Beavis & Butt-Head revivals. With Judge on board I’ll at least download the KotH one probably.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bender vs Peter extended shootout scene is now possible
    Can't wait for kamehamehas to comeback.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >couldn't afford to pay seth
    this game has made literally billions of dollars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're still greedy israelites anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CEO owns majority stock holder is white
        >40% owned by Chinese company Tencent
        >>>>"It's israelites."
        I get that it's an expression, but there are those that see the white Christian American ag and fast food industries in bed with each other and government to outcompete and take over the country as israeli and goyslop. It implies the problem is rooted in ethnicity and culture when not paying for licensed cartoon voice lines when your company hasn't done that for any of the other licensed characters. It misses the point and provides cover.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the dove add about making fat characters in games so fat people could play as themselves?

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