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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The healer wasted the resurrection spell on himself. It was on a cooldown.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf clearly did a graveyard run and respecced his character at the trainer.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn has herbal healing skills.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The healer wasted the resurrection spell on himself. It was on a cooldown.

      >gandalf fricking cast healing
      >no lol we dont need it
      >for pete's sake, aragorn is a fighter, he's barely specced into herb medicine
      >lol fly you homosexuals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aragorn is LITERALLY a ranger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP doesn't know that the hands of the king are the hands of a healer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Aragorn was actually a Paladin instead of a Ranger all along?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no he's the MC with special abilities beyond regular think bhaal spawn, as the last true king he had super healing powers along with regular warrior/ranger skills. Paladin/Warrior/Ranger would be the closest mulitclass

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who was the tank? out DD'ing everyone else the way?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boromir. But he specced into light armor

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking pathfinder builds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't spec into armor, moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes you can, but that anon is still a tard, Boromir had points in both heavy and light but as they were on a quest he chose to wear light, fricking stupid ranging over mountains and plains with heavy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He respecced after the Balrog. moron actually thought he was gonna tank it so after everyone made fun of him for being at the bottom of the DPS meter he went furyprot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gimli but he didnt invest enough in aggro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shield
      >aoe taunt horn ability
      Boromir obviously

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Healers are a meme.
    The game has healing items but because there's a number next to them you get afraid that you'll run out so you never use them.
    More damage output = less damage taken. Use your fricking potions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Healers are a meme.
      Yes. Its just a sign of bad game design. Just give your players the means to survive encounters or just use a knock-out system.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using your potions takes time that you could be using to continue dealing damage. The healer's job isn't to keep you alive, it's to make sure you can keep doing your job without having to worry about any other shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        With only so many party slots you're losing damage by having the healer in the first place.
        And since undead are just as weak to fire as they are to light, it doesn't fricking matter.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >undead are just as weak to fire as they are to light
          Depends entirely on the game. I bet this is the fricking moron who thinks
          >More damage output = less damage taken

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LotR is more akin to a modern D&D type setting, rather than a trinity-style mmo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know there's Middle Earth Role Playing System, right? and what grew from it, Rolemaster.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >healing in combat
        >ever
        Learn to play scrub

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The healers job is to heal. I can't tell you how many times I was tanking and wound up dying because the dipshit healer was too busy trying to dps instead of fricking healing me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have most classes have some form of healing with one main support class who does all the best buffs, debuffs, and dots.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd rather have most classes have some form of healing
        the problem with modern mmo gaming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >More damage output = less damage taken
      This isn't even remotely how it works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's how wow is generally designed for a while now.
        fights are a dps race (assuming your raiders can do all the jump puzzles and shit)-- can your raid do enough dmg before your healers run out of mana healing the tanks and unavoidable raid damage (and occasional mess up). either that or an enrage timer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say speak to me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            too bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to Bungie devs. 6.5 years and counting of Warlock wells being mandatory in anything past the basic strike playlist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deliberately roll a healing class and then refuse to heal because muh dps spec
      GET TO THE FRICKING BACK OF THE GROUP WHERE YOU BELONG AND HEAL, YOU FRICKING moron. I CAN'T HEAL MYSELF AND YOU WASTE ALL YOUR FRICKING MANA APPLYING YOUR PUSSY ASS DOTS AND WANDING THE ENEMIES WHILE I FRICKING DIE TRYING TO KEEP AGGRO BECAUSE THAT'S MY FRICKING JOB. DO YOUR JOB, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking back on this, the hobbits being there at all was fricking moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The hobbits good nature means they have buffs against being corrupted by the ring and Frodo's friends being with keeps him emotionally grounded so he doesn't gollum out on everyone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hobbits' inclusion alone isn't moronic. What's moronic is that Elrond imposes a limit of 9 members for the fellowship for some moronic bullshit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What would have been your roster and limit then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the exact number doesn't matter as long as it's below 20. The elves Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir definitely have to come with the Fellowship. If time permits, perhaps they can even wait for some of Aragorn's rangers to come to Rivendel (those guys are fast so it shouldn't take more than a few days). Both the elves and rangers are very sneaky so they should still be able to keep the whole mission a secret.

            Sauron had his Palantir filter set to groups of >= 10 members

            Elrond knew this

            that would make sense, but in the book Elrond just picks 9 because there are 9 ringwraiths so he needs 9 people in the Fellowship to fight them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauron had his Palantir filter set to groups of >= 10 members

          Elrond knew this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it worked to provide decoy ringbearers even if it was unintentional. The orcs knew a hobbit had the ring but not which one.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was supposed to be a stealth run.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 2 Warriors, one an all-rounder, the other a STR and DEF build.
    > 1 Dwarf with high ATK
    > 1 Ranged fighter with high DEX
    > 1 Wizard with high MP and INT
    > Four useless mascot character with shit stats.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all party besides the hobbits gets owned by a little tiny object

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Four useless mascot character with shit stats.
      rogues you dunce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >four useless mascots
      rogues and thieves, dude. that's even Bilbo's official role in the party in the Hobbit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mascots
      Rogues/thieves mix, all four have passive magic resistance. Pretty handy when you are carrying an evil magic ring in the party.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aragorn
      Ranger
      >Gimli
      Fighter
      >Boromir
      Fighter
      >Legolas
      Fighter
      >Gandalf
      Cleric
      >Frodo
      Rogue
      >Sam
      Rogue
      >Merry
      Rogue
      >Pippin
      Bard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like Samwise would be Fighter/Thief.

        Gandalf would be a Wizard but it's heavily homebrewed by the DM

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably right on Sam. Gandalf is always in a bit of a weird spot because he could fit into a lot of classes (cleric, paladin, sorcerer or bard), but I know for sure he is not a wizard since he does not even have a spellbook!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I need 752,089 EXP to level up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why else do you think he /quitparty after aggroing the balrog?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kill 1 balrog
      >get 6,000,000 EXP points

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were healed in town areas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone answers
      >is ignored
      every time

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is your brain on D&D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      D&D hasn't been designed around a dedicated healer in ages, arguably ever

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit, unless you're running some homosexual healing potions are plentiful setting, in which case, frick you and your druids polymorphing into unnatural owlbears instead of natural bears

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is a cleric

        this is your brain on D&D

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clerics in current D&D are better at damage and crowd control than healing. Stop wasting your spells to heal me for 7 health, we're getting a rest soon. Wait until I get knocked out then heal me. I hate 5e

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate 5e
            go back to 3.5 rules with an original red module vibe: no bards, no druids, no sorcerers, just the 4 core classes. low levels low power high plot high setting.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >3.5 rules
              We have to go further

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I'm digging it, but i like thieves/rogues and elves being fighter/magic-user class is gay. Thats why I said original redbook vibes with restricted 3.5 ruleset.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank god it's not 2e
                I refuse to play a game with thac0

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Filtered

                what he meant to say was
                >i refuse to play a game with no active defense, with hitpoint bloat and armor and evasiveness molted into a single defensive number

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I'm digging it, but i like thieves/rogues and elves being fighter/magic-user class is gay. Thats why I said original redbook vibes with restricted 3.5 ruleset.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

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            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >3.5
              >low power
              >CoDzilla
              Frick off CRitter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clerics sure as hell aren't healers in 5e. They're the best multipurpose class and tend to be most effective way up front with Spirit Guardians on.

          Healing Word is the only healing spell they'll ever need.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be most effective
            more optimization cancer. frick off.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wanting to not be useless is 'optimization'

              literally git gud homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're only useless if the other party members themselves are optimized butthole. if everyone is on the same power level it's easy to tailor fun encounters for everyone

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is a cleric
          Tank/blaster, depending on the particular system.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gamist terminology
            into the trash it goes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        3e, 3.5, 4e, pf1 and 5e didn't need dedicated healers
        3, 3.5 and pf1 because the classes that can heal are typically so broken that healing is just way weaker than buff stacking or summon spamming
        4e because healing was limited to number of healing surges and everyone could burn them
        5e because short rests and how badly tuned healing spells are

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buff stacking or summon spamming
          tell me why i would want to play with you or any other optimizationgay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            because I don't play cleric, druid, archivist or pick metamagic feats and only play at tables that limit splatbooks

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit is worse, it's just a Rogue and 13 Fighters.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hurr hurr our fellowship should only have 9 people to match the 9 nazgul for some reason, even if 4 of the 9 people are midgets who can't fight for shit
    >no don't take my super elvish warrior with you. We don't need warriors we need emotional support midgets for Frodo.
    the whole roster is moronic. I get that it should be a small party to stay secret but Elrond should have sent Pippin and Merry home and sent several of his elven warriors with them instead. As it stands, the whole fellowship got broken up not even halfway through, and the whole quest got derailed to rescue the two useless midgets.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >useless
      Merry allied the Trents that overthrew Isengard and pippin lured Sauron away to minas tirith. And I don’t recall which of the hobbits found the barrow weapons but merry pretty much made the witch king killable and did 90% of the damage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        both of which occur through complete happenstance (and severe mental moronation from Pippin) that no one could have predicted.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Elrond was a super clairvoyant. He fricking knew.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a stealth mission you nonce, and Glorfindel was shining like a walking sun to the bad guys.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elrond literally wanted Glorfindel to join you midwit. Gandalf overrode him because of some gay shit about the power of friendship.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad Radagast was going ham with the peanut butter

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    4E ruined D&D and its only gotten worse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and nothing of value was lost

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Healer not needed when the DM (Eru Illuvatar) has already guaranteed your victory.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      except for poor Boromir

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he had to go home early so the DM killed him

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a healer is for fricking homosexuals, tolkien knew real parties just carry healing potions and say 'frick it'

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samwise was a paladin you moron

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aragorn was a healer Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not just any healer, THE healer. Royal healing powers and shit, literally his primary class.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >healing
    you did not beat the journey

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No healer

    The Elves are known for their healing skills, therefore Legolas was OP.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They visit healers on the way.
    Elrond heals Frodo from his Nazgul wound, Galadriel heals Gandalf after he fights the Balrog

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known."

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    merry and pippin are actually bards

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam has bandages.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are magic users such raging homosexuals?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aragorn

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET A UBRS GOING

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did their super powerful wizard use a sword 99% of the time?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause he thought it looked cooler

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf is more of a paladin/wizard hybrid, hes not slinging fireballs but making light and curing curses

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The DMPC doesn't have to explain how his powers work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf is a cleric, not a wizard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A Cleric is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
        How could I forget that iconic quote

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GROND!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GROND
      GROND
      GROND
      GROND

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wizard who put all points into wisdom

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else hate how Tolkien killed off Boromir because he had to be "redeemed" for being tempted?

    If I was Boromir, I would've killed the fellowship in their sleep and taken the ring so I could save middle-earth.
    >but you'll get corrupted
    No I won't lol, I'll just resist Sauron. Only a cuck thinks that they'll be weak to temptation.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    god I hate D&Dgays so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've been consistently voted as the worst community over on /tg/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >main character of a netflix series
        Holy frick, I'm glad someone is noticing this. It had to be zoomers you were playing with. Avoid DnD and just get into Warhammer or another ttrpg instead.

        I can smell you through my monitor. Go read up some epic 40k lore or pay GW $100 for a box of unassembled unpainted toy soldiers barely higher in quality than what you can buy in a bag at the dollar store

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah i did that in my youth when gw was still affordable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to get into it a few years back and everyone I played with was some wannabe drama theater kid who all had the worst types of donut steel characters imaginable.

      No idea why but they all seemed to be more interested in being the main character of a netflix series rather than a hero in a fantasy novel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >main character of a netflix series
        Holy frick, I'm glad someone is noticing this. It had to be zoomers you were playing with. Avoid DnD and just get into Warhammer or another ttrpg instead.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nonono drop these altogether and it might not be too late for you to have sex

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf is a based blaster cleric and will never ever prepare any healing spells, learn to deal with it.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    D&D is pretty fun when playing with friends.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can a loregay explain to me why Sauron was more powerful, even in his weakest state, than all of the other Maiar combined?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't until he made the ring

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That one guy who ignores the DM and gets drunk, both in the game and at the table

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling a d20 to berry my dick in goldberry

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 Mage, 1 Ranger, 2 warriors, 1 tank, 4 rogues.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aragorn fricked the healer instead of recruiting her. shit stats perception and persuasion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but Aragorn has very high perception and persuasion

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