no matter how big you get you'll always be my son

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    helicopter parenting has never produced good results

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, look how Max Landis turned out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

          this isn't fricking funny

          frick

          goddamn son

          Goddamn, anon.

          i don't get it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            choppa

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit that was him? fricking kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he directed an episode of twilight where they were trying to do some special effects and a few people died in a helicopter crash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this isn't fricking funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a different species so we don't know to what extent that is true in this context. Stop talking out of your bum?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it means they care

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a victim of it and I’m all the worse for it. Neuroticism and a complete lack of self esteem. By contrast my brother, the youngest of my two siblings, is very confident. This is likely due to the fact that my parents were more lax with raising him. He was out riding his bike, smoking weed and fricking chicks. Lots of pressure was put in me to succeed which made my failures all the more crushing. My brother never had such expectations and yet he is by far the biggest success.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Parenting doesn't come with a manual. Be grateful that you had parents who cared about you. Stop blaming your parents for your problems

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, frick you boomer, you had multiple chances to get it right and succeed, but you just wanted to party as the ship shank. 50% divorce rate is on you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well said and the reply proves the value of your advice

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You moron you can have parents in your life and they can still fail you. It’s not a bit being grateful, dipshit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your anger won’t set you free

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Without strong anger towards that which is evil, in this case, the baby boomers, you are just another cucked gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bitter and angry. fantastic combo. good luck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know. Imagine have Stockholm syndrome for baby boomers, the worst gen in recent history

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you need therapy my guy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no u

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bruh, you’re killing me kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kys more like

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again blaming others for your problems. The only way your parents can fail you is if they can't put a roof over your head or food on the table. You'll realize it some day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > if they can't put a roof over your head or food on the table. You'll realize it some day
                Jesus Christ you are a moron. Your parents can fail you in a miriad of different ways for example emotionally, mentally, spiritually, physically, etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn so all those kids who were beaten or molested still had good parents since they were at lest fed and sheltered. They should really man up and fix their own problems.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they should get over it. If anything it makes one stronger

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >being beaten and sexually abused makes children stronger
                Even you don’t believe this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am, I love my parents and I know they did their best. Doesn’t change the fact. Pull all the lame bootstrap-pulling shit you want.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How did you fail your kids boomer anon? Pour yourself another drink and tell us

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Parenting doesn't come with a manual
            Shut up, Black person. That's the excuse of every piece of shit parent that can't accept they're a moronic failure that should've never procreated.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >parenting doesn’t come with a manual!1
            Thousands of books on parenting and child psychology exist.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’m a victim of it and I’m all the worse for it. Neuroticism and a complete lack of self esteem. By contrast my brother, the youngest of my two siblings, is very confident. This is likely due to the fact that my parents were more lax with raising him. He was out riding his bike, smoking weed and fricking chicks. Lots of pressure was put in me to succeed which made my failures all the more crushing. My brother never had such expectations and yet he is by far the biggest success.

            This made some sissy millenials mad for some reason. At some point, you have to be in charge of your own life and own your mistakes and bad decisions. You can blame your parents for a rough start, but you can only blame yourself for how you end in your life.
            Frankly if by 30 you are not over them, the blame is on you.

            >But ~~*psychologists*~~ said I need to be pampered and cant do anything by my own to change my life, please someone give me sympathy, cant take responsibility, cant grow , its not my fault! its someone's else!
            Literally Black person behavior. replace psychologists with politicians.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >implying structural racism isn’t a problem
              leave, chudlet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean structural racism? You mean lowered standards to enter a good college? No standards at all to get a job as a diversity hire? Complete lower performance expectations? Media both conservative and progressive sucking black dick 24 hours a day? A moronic and hypocrite rewritting of what means "racism" so you can do it, but never be blamed on it? Excuses for criminal behavior?

                Because thats the so called structural "racism" these days. There is literally not a single disadvantage for being black. You get privilege after privilege. Its like you never noticed the world changed past 1990.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >There is literally not a single disadvantage for being black
                Having no impulse control, being a literal shit skin, and having low IQ seems like a pretty big disadvantage tbh. Can't really take advantage of a system catered to you when you're too stupid to seize it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grow a pair and realize that you're the one who is in charge of your own life.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this film is just stressful, contrived and full of 90s trends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like your mom

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love my dad bros 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wish i did

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like this movie a lot. its kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't ask for these feels OP. One of the few movies my dad would always quote, hits hard since I'm his only son.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Max is the protagonist of the movie
    >His goal is to go to a concert
    >The character that's trying to stop him from achieving his goal is Goofy
    >Goofy is the villain of the story
    >Goofy's goal is to spend quality time with his son while he still has the chance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. How did a movie with Goofy in it manage to so thoroughly mog Turning Red thematically?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to spend time with your children is something only a villain would do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Antagonist /=/ villain, silly willy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >boomer mentality
        >tries to recreate his own childhood
        >projects his childhood onto his kid
        It wasn't until Goofy accepted he was on a different trip than the one he had with his own Dad that he ceased being the villain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >crossing wires with protagonist - antagonist, hero - villain terminology
      ngmi
      >inb4 go back to tvtropes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goofy is a reluctant (and hapless) antagonist, not a villain. He possesses no villainous qualities.
      A traditional villain+antagonist would be Darth Vader from Star Wars (at least for the first two films of the OT). Similarly, a traditional hero+protagonist would be Like Skywalker.
      An example of an inversion of that would be from the anime Death Note: Light Yagami is both the protagonist+villain because of his villainous qualities, while L is the antagonist+hero because he serves as a foil to Light.
      An example of an Elder God-Tier villain+antagonist would be someone like President Funny Valentine from JoJo Part 7, because of his motivations for going against the protagonist are better, even noble, although he still has decidedly villainous character flaws.
      The hero/villain dynamic refers to their personal qualities as either being heroic or villainous, while the protagonist/antagonist dynamic refers to their respective roles in the narrative in relation to each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is pic related from?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GORSH I-I'M CUMMIIIIIIING A-HYUCK A-HYUCK

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE DARKNESS
    IT'S GOING BIG

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maxie's a little homosexual isn't he

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Max was a little b***h

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this film moves at a breakneck pace. Only lasts 70 mins without credits. Too cramped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a dad bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who grew up with a loving, smart, attentive, understanding, and patient father I can assure you its pretty great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad he raised a homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you listen to your homosexual music

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll hyuck you if you don't watch it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A-are you black?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. My father was simply a drug addict and wife beater. He never made an effort to be in my life after my mother divorced him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you're an honorary black kid. Congrats anon.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    goofy is based in this movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's based as hell

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    20 years ago, my dad abandoned me and my mom when I was 8 years old.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is beyond kino. i watched this shit like 30 times as a kid. my friends love it too. it's the perfect film

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw parents are drug addicts and ruined you mentally growing up so your a friendless loser whose never held a girls hand
    I still have to stay at home because my full time job doesn’t pay enough to live, especially with gas prices and food inflation
    All I want is a black hair pale gf bros…

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've got my own life now
    >I know that. I just wanted to be part of it
    Why did this movie have such kino lines? Are there any other father-son movies that compare?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roxanne was best girl. Too bad she's forgotten in the next movie.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that time goofy and son nonchalantly kill a mime and security guard
    Disney used to be casually brutal

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In an alternate timeline where iphones never were invented, obama was never elected president, and covid never existed I would like a sequel to this called An Incredibly Goofy Movie

    >takes place around 2020
    >Max is married to Roxanne and has a kid who is now about 10-11
    >Goofy is loving grandfather
    >Max has to deal with his own parental issues now as the child wants nothing to do with him and actually is drawn to Goofy's ways more than Max's which creates resentment
    Of course also a stealth sequel to Goof Troop and includes elderly/grown up Pete, Pete Jr', Peggy, Pistol.

    Of course if Disney actually did this now it'd be horrific and prob involve troonys so no thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In an alternate timeline where iphones never were invented, obama was never elected president, and covid never existed
      Anon...don't put these angelic thoughts in my head

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how big you get, you'll always be my son

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh hey there, son. How BIG do ya get?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please no....

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey hey, my son RESPECTS me

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no matter how big you get you'll always be my son
    that's good, because i have a 12 inch red rocket

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