>No more half measures, Waltuh.
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Mike In-Her-Trout
Will i get a girlfriend?
Will i get a girlfriend asking again
Will i get a boyfriend?
>No. Sorry, kid.
Roling
Will i get a girlfriend asking the last time
Should I end my life?
YOU ARE OMEGA DONE
Will i get a girlfriend please mike cmon
Are you the thing
I already have a girlfriend. No question from me. 🙂
Should I kill myself today?
Is making out with your homies gay?
did they enjoy my boeuf bourgougn?
Do I do it today?
Gf?
should i do squats today?
Will I lose my virginity before 30.
Will I get a cute brown tomboy gf?
Will I sex her again?
will it ever get better?
Am I gonna make it, b***h?!
will i get gf during the next 12 months?
should i get some chicken?
Will I get a fat chick to love me?
I should hire a prostitute?
ok. What about next year
should I keep browsing Cinemaphile?
should I turn into a BBC sissy bawd?
will she like me again?
Michael, I miss my wife, may I go see her?
is moot kill?
mike will i get fired for not working the past week
Mike will I ever finish my stack of paperwork?
should i try mdma?
how will it be
Mike will getting too drunk at my friends gfs gaming night come back to haunt me
will IT happen... soon?
frick
thanks mike
should I kill myself at the end of the month?
Should I ghost her?
Just say you're not interested
you are DONE
dont just ghost her, but call her fat then block her.
no half measures
Will the rest of the year be better Mike
Will my life improve enough to compensate for the effort if I stop jerking off
uhh ok. Should I do it then
dammit mike, throw me a bone here
KEK WHAT HAHAHA
will i ever get married?
Will I get to kick Warwick Davis in the head?
Will I ever love again?
Should i aske her number
Should I join Hana Kimura in the afterlife?
Should i bomb the us capitol next week?
So?
should i buy kiwis or mangos today at the market?
dont bother mike about that
Should I put the effort into watching a movie tonight
fair enuff
Will I succeed in life?
sneed
The moment the show went from breaking dads, to buck breaking.
Nacho x Lalo is hotter
As usual, BCS wins
Not as hot as Todd x Jesse
Wtf
>Tom Schnauz
>Schnauz
What an unfortunate name
Yeah I noticed that too
Was this before of after Mike became second in command of a spaceship?
After
NNNNUUUUOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MISER WILT I DID NOT SIGN UP TO GET KIDS KILLED MUNSTER WHITE! WERE WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO RUIN ADULTS LIVES AND MAKE THEM MISERABLE WITH CRIPPLING ADDICTION MUMMY WIFE!
This is what getting in over your head looks like
That's a big head to get over
Mostly forehead
>Waltuh...
>Take your dick out...
>I'm having sex with you now
Jesses face here
kino
Am I really supposed to be afraid of this old midget Boomer? He can't even stand up straight.
>read all of the Mike questions and answers
>most of them are accurate