>No one:
>watching TV with my family
>Magnum ice cream advert comes on
>My family: shocked Pikachu face
>father shouts out 'HEH HEH... I WOULDN'T MIND SUCKIN ON ONE OF THOSE'
>mother and sister puff up
>I laugh awkwardly (I'm 34 yo MGTOW so it doesn't phase me much)
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In fact, it doesn't phase you so much that you literally tell your boring story on Cinemaphile all of the time.
Stay non-phased, bro.
U phased bro?
mmm
nah my wife hates shit like that
> Cara Delevigne defines herself as pansexual, has dated mostly women and Jaden Smith.
What goes on screen is one thing, what goes on in their actual lives is another anon.
kek is this real. the frick is wrong with americans
asian girls only eat vanilla
>he is unaware
>even with all that makeup she's ugly
>eating taro, not vanilla
Yellowfevergays are pathetic.
true
I hate makeup so much it's unreal. The first girls face is just caked in it
based father revealing his interracial homosexual urges in front of those who should be looking up to him for a cheap laugh
How is this television and film related?
>he doesn't eat magnums at the movies
yoooooooooooo
Wtf does “puff up” mean?
Nipples get hard and suckable
How does your brother react, OP?
rolling
Sporty give
Rollerino
roll
Give me cripple gf
rollerinooooo my heckin luckerinoooo
HECKING FURRY
rollin rollin rollin
42-45 please
Fricking PLEASE give me stalker gf PLEASE
Rollin
Come on wholesome, trad Christian gf
Fml
Bingbongbingbingbongbingbingbong
rollin
Let's go
oooga booga
roll
JK ROLLING
Rockanrollin
Which one has the fat ass?
ro
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rollin’
bump
Roll
ffs rolling
they see me rollin
rollan
>23
>black gf
>pic rel
frick
Waiting on someone getting trips so I can call them a sick frick
>not getting 000
what a frickup
hmmm
kill Black folk
a
Rolling
let's fricking go
I've always loved Magnum.
>sucking a big black Black person dick is ummm......le bad!
>the bunkertroony phenoty
nah women don't like this shit, you'd know if you actually spoke to them.
love when mayocels cope
kek, always funny to see the chinggers rev up the old coper-piggy oink
Never change, subhuman.
>women don't like ice cream
?
This is just ice cream, what the frick is wrong with you? Do you also frick chinks because you eat sushi? Or do you frick black women because you like chocolate?
>sucking off ice cream is normal
who could be behind this?
>spiral shape logo
hmm
>sucking
looks like they're just taking a bite
>with their eyes closed
probably because it tastes really good. many food commercials do this
i think i understand the meaning of sneed, now
>hehe stupid goy, you're just paranoid. In fact YOU'RE the one who's sexualizing
TOTAL ICE CREAM DEATH
Punch your father in the throat
More of a snickers guy myself
imagine buying a giant snickers bar for your gf as a joke haha
Why can't western slop compete with Jap kino?
i-is that popsicle made from what I think it is?
>all swedish ads
lel
This is why China is winning
I thought it was the little girl grabbing daddy's hand
They are winning because White man frick asian women?
Yes.
>getting what they want
That is the definition of winning
wait, are white women buying magnums for the something sexual?
anybody else leave these things out for a couple of minutes so the inside melts a little before proceeding to first eat the chocolate casing entirely before moving on to the actual ice cream? only correct way to eat them imo
I do this but without leaving it out first, it melts too fast
i like to pull it out of the wrapper seductively, like im unzipping a huge hung black guys pants and proceeding to lick the tip with my tongue, after a while i start to suck, going gradually deeper with each thrust until i get a mouthful of that cream from deep within
white girl?
damn it, it's real
I will now buy your product.
do women really? i've never seen a woman make this expression even my mom never makes this expression.
>no one:
kys you're are self
>not even big chungus
>not even keanu reeves
>not even the flying spaghetti monster
>not even the penguin of d00000m
>not even chuck norris
>you: IM SALTY AF!!!
funny
I eat magnums and have once thought about black dick during
*never once. Oh well I guess I'm getting flamed
>and have once thought about black dick during
Stupid frogposter