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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a movie based on kids toys has the hero cold bloodedly execute his former mentor with a shotgun to the head while he pleads for his life
    What was going on in 2011?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your greentext is leaving out a few details, just a few.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      obamas america

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing wrong with that

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sentinel was moments away from genociding the entire human race and betrayed Optimus/murdered one of his oldest friends earlier in the movie

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are those who words alone will not reach

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but this movie is such a guilty pleasure of mine. I hate all the others

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first three are all guilty pleasures for me but I skip the middle half of RotF. DotM is kind kf kino honestly, at least the action sequence at the end.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a pretty average movie... until that last act though oh boy did not see it coming

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He murdered like a million people and had already shown a proclivity for randomly stabbing people in the back, it might be harsh but it's totally understandable that Optimus would consider leaving him alive an active danger to everyone

      There's a ton of stupid shit in these movies that makes no sense but Optimus killing Megatron and Sentinel at the end isn't really one of them, these are the guys who just destroyed his entire planet, ruined his civilization, killed countless friends of his, and probably would try to kill him and everyone else the second they had a chance again

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        But WHY were they trying to kill Optmius, what is Optimus defending? For strictly the fate of Cybertron, Optimus is kinda the villain lol

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a schiz? Megatron leads an army to take over cyberton and the war ravages their planet and the fighting hasn't ended in millions of years.

          Then he gets to earth with his few remaining friend and that buttholes HERE TOO.

          He makes earth his new home and then it's continually thrown in danger because of the moronic war that fricked his old home, why wouldn't you butcher these bastards?!

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But WHY were they trying to kill Optmius, what is Optimus defending?
          Earth from being conquered and enslaved by the Decepticons, they explicitly say that they're going to use humans as slave laborers in order to rebuild Cybertron, and on top of that the Decepticons just decided to murder a bunch of them in Chicago, presumably just to be dicks or something

          >For strictly the fate of Cybertron, Optimus is kinda the villain lol
          I mean I guess, but also the entire reason that Cybertron became an uninhabitable barren wasteland is because Megatron decided to start a big war over the Allspark cube that probably ended up killing like 90% of all Cybertronians, and then in the second one he tried to blow up the sun with the Fallen's pyramid-sun-harvester thing or whatever the frick, and then in this one he firebombed an entire city in order to turn humanity into a slave race in order to fix the planet that he fricking ruined in the first place

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      and kids are that up. Optimus was so fricking cool. He still is tbh. God I wish I was basically Optimus

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve always loved how bloodthirsty Optimus is. He’s in a war and he knows it. Little kids can understand that.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    -ACK

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much a war crime big dog. Don't worry I am sure there weren't any cameras running.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino film and transformers will never be this good again

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie, even the stupid parts simply for the action... also I don't give a shit that Shockwave got shafted I just want to see Optimus tear decepticons new buttholes.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just want to see Optimus tear decepticons new buttholes.
      And he did! He did!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's all I need from transformers, I feel like some of the hard-core fans forget most of this stuff is for kids, the new movie made it obvious as an ad for kick ass toys.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    optimus is strangely a cold blooded killer in all the movies. he repeatedly uses the line "ILL KILL YOU!" in multiple movies to the point that i think its an intentional meme on the directors part

    remember the "i want your face!" line as he rips a troonys face off?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was saying "give me your face" to the Transformers Satan. Imagine if you were fighting Satan after receiving a jet pack upgrade. Yeah, not so funny now, huh?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPTIMUS WAIT THIS PLANET HAS SOMETHING CALLED THE GENEVA CONVENT-

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't recall you caring for this planet and it's people 5 minutes earlier

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OPTIMUS, THE GENEVA CONVENTIO-ACKKK!

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