>no post credits scene
>no big "putting together a team" scene
>Einstein is portrayed as a whiny cuck
Wtf? What was the point of this gay ass movie?
>no post credits scene. >no big "putting together a team" scene. >Einstein is portrayed as a whiny cuck
I'm just not seeing it and it's that simple. I'm not giving a penny to Nolan. I'd rather watch Barbie 3 times than see this once.
based, let's go and watch Barbie instead
cum on Barbie lets go party
based but I don't wanna support ccp bootlickers either
Barbie 3?
come on barbheads let’s go party
His only good movie was The Prestige
>no big "putting together a team" scene
This is explicitly shown in the trailer though.
I've seen the movie, there isn't one. Nolan lied to us
The scene that shows an intense montage of the death camps like the one from Event Horizon was fricking nuts.
Lloyd George?
No, it's me, Oppy, your Uncle Albert.
>Post credit scene
>Robert Downy Jr and Oppenheimer sitting down talking about the trinity test
>"I must say, we've certainly caused quite a bang with our little experiment"
>"we physicists do like to make an explosive entrance wherever we go"
You guys missed the blooper reel at the end? It was kino. Better than Bugs Life and Liar Liar
Are you joking?
Einstein was a whiny c**t
>no rush hour style bloopers during the credits
nolan is a hack
>*Nuke lands directly on an extras head*
>Well he won't be in Oppenheimer 2
thank you for the laugh, i needed it
>we would love to see that, wouldn’t we love to see that Cillian
>his name is Oppie god dammit
>I am become le death
>CUT
>Who you think you got? Margarie Truman?
>It's Margaret
>Who you think you got? Maghh--
>*crew laughs*
>"I am become deaf"
>crew laughs
I didn't understand what Feyman meant when he was saying that Slotin was tickling the dragon's tail?
Is this a reference to some comic I am not familiar with?
It's a reference to furry porn Nolan has been beating off to
Why was mark twain in Oppenheimer?
you just know.
>Protagonist doesn't walk backwards into the credits and recruit Oppenheimer
Opportunity missed
You missed the post credit scene that plays five minutes after the theater screen goes black. It shows Truman meeting up with the head nazi and asking him to join his anti commie squad, clearly baiting for Nolans next film being in the cold war
It was literally, not /misc/ memeing, israelite propaganda to glorify Robert Oppenheimer
The Brits knew the atomic bomb could be made and started it as early as 1936, america was just a safe place to build it
Nolan isn't a israelite. Next!
Must've gotten his hands caught in the MOSSAD operative cookie jar.
"glorifying Robert Oppenheimer" is not what the movie does. Shows he's extremely smart, sure, but also shows him as extraordinarily self-centered and egotistical, petty and resentful, and worse.
>Einstein looking at the camera
>"Yeah..... I'm Einstein"
jesus christ nolan
>character drama biopic
>characters are thin as paper and the script feels like a 15 year old wrote it for a class assigment
Einstein literally wrote a letter to FDR encouraging him to develop a nuclear programme.
actually it shows the israelites wanting to build the bomb before the krauts did
>Einstein takes Oppenheimer to the big meeting of the minds
>before they open the door they have a small conversation, Einstein telling him not to be too nervous because "everyone is here."
>"Schrodinger too?"
>"You won't know until you open the door."
>they both look at the camera and the frame freezes while the credits start rolling
To glorify a neurotic psycho bearing the Oppenheimer name (big dynasty in DeBeers blood diamonds among other things) and give him credit for shit he didn't do.
>no 'ppenheimer being called a loose cannon and told to hand in his science badge
Hack movie
>and your other badge
Do they have proper german accents
>No constant quips
>no comic Relief character
>no constant explosions and car chase scenes
>no Post- Post credit scene
>no montage with 90s rock music of Oppenheimer building his Atom bomb suit
Normies are not going to be pleased
>no animal sidekick
way to frick it up Nolan.