No, seriously. How in the frick do you realistically win against it?
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No, seriously. How in the frick do you realistically win against it?
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it's made of stone, right? I'll smash it with a sledgehammer.
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You really think you can do that without blinking? A blink and, if you're close, well, you're dead. However, if you are distant, they are fast but not The Flash, realizing your threat they could step back a safe distance as they could not reach you.
Do this
, but like this
so what if I blink? a blink is too quick for anything to happen.
You clearly are unfamiliar with how fast the act in milliseconds of blink
nah I blink fast.
Smashing the statue won't kill the Angel. The statue is not the creature.
tell leftoids it used to own saves and they’ll tear it down
stay in a group
Blink one eye at time
I just tried that and it's hard to keep doing it.
:^)
These are really good tactics.
I had thought of this one bring in a group.
So we got, being in a group and blinking one eye at time, which, yes, actually works. You gotta open the closed one and the close the other, but don't do it simultaneously for there is an instant where it can both be close d.
Fap onto it.
Wear sunglasses so it doesn’t know if I am blinking
What would work is getting a bunch of birds, in the cage, and place all around them. The "quantum-lock" is true for any living thing –that have the capacity to see, I think.
ask if it wants to go on a date with me
it'll say it has a boyfriend and walk away
Pee on them
>only a gay alien testicle face would attack me when I blink
Bam, your move, homos
get it to move and fall into a spike trap or trap door.
dr who is gay and stupid
far as I'm concerned this is a free, statue shaped suicide kit
they send you to another period in time to live the rest of your life though
>ruin the mechanics of your creature by the third episode
so what you’re saying is they can make me RETVRN?
>ooooohhh it's a spooky statue
>and it moves when you're not looking ooooohhh
Wasn't this shit supposed to be sci-fi?
That just seems really nice. What a bullshit monster
They don't actually kill you they just make you live out the rest of your life in the past.
Unless they're pissed at you. Then they rip your body apart
doesn't even seen that bad a trade. people would pay to do it. i'd do it right now. basically you're a god in any era as long as you've accumulated various tidbits of knowledge over the years
>Become the inventor of calculus, modern physics, electricity, and programming
Frick dude send me back. It's way too hard to build a legacy in this age.
I just wanna go back to a time where I can find an average nonobese virgin wife.
the easiest get is handwashing. People forget but handwashing was INVENTED like 130 years ago. Before that people were constantly dying because they're root around in toilets and animal carcass and then touch open wounds.
>the easiest
A trained physician was blackballed for trying to teach his colleagues about it. Why would random villagers listen to you?
>And how do you make this "electricity"?
>I don't know
>Get me the largest lodestone you can
>And copper, we'll need to refine it and stretch it into a wire
>And a steam engine
>What can it do? Well, I'll need a glass bulb and a magnesium strip...
>Get me
>we'll
How are you convincing these people to help you? It's always been a nerd power fantasy.
>steam engine
What time do you think you are being sent to?
Just the fact you can read (if you can read cursive) sets you above a huge portion of people.
I would probably end up being killed by the church for telling people about bacteria though.
moffat's most amaaaazing episode doesn't even make sense in the end. As soon as the basement light went out they'd move again.
Kino enemies, is there any other like it in other media like video games?
The angels were based on a edgar poe short story, I'm almost sure
minecraft
https://khamelot.itch.io/the-salt-order
SCP-173 is like this. Except it just snaps your neck, it doesn't care about time travel. The meta is to lock it in a steel enclosure and if you have to go in a bunch of people go in at the same time.
>Close one eye at a time
Chessmate.
In Between Two Fires they used the tip of the spear that killed Jesus to kill the statues that came out at night and killed anyone they saw. So thats how you beat whatever this is.
Cum on it. Cum all over it.