>No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a disease. Daddy's very sick..
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Physical alcohol addiction, where you need to drink a certain amount of alcohol just to maintain some normal daily functions looks really sad.
You can taper out in 48 hours if you wanted to.
Yea depending how much youve been drinking and for how long..DTs dont even hit til day 3 or 4 and thats the shit that can kill you.
It's absolutely horrible. The sheer smount of terror you feel when the withdrawal kicks in is one of the worst feelings in human existence. Nicotine withdrawals are a comparative walk in the park. Be safe, anons.
>nicotine withdrawals
kwab
>AAAHHHHHHH I HAVEN'T DRUNK A BEER I'M GOING INSANE
Are alcoholics really this homosexual? lmao
moron
>addict calling anyone else a moron
give it a whirl. you'll be surprised at the results
I've drank alcohol before but I'm not a dysgenic moron so I'm not addicted to it.
yeah I remember my first beer too
it rewrite your dna, fricked up shit
nah, we're better. we drink and go super saiyan
I'm stuck in it now. got admitted to hospital for alcohol poisoning and spent 5 days there on various drips full of vitamins that smelled like stale piss. apparently 30 units a day is physical dependency so my doctor's orders are to keep drinking and try to cut it down very slowly. also have stage 2 liver damage lmao.
Tapering isn't that bad, cold turkey is a b***h.
I know if I go cold turkey I'll either go into delirium or snap and drink 2 bottles of vodka and start hitting on random women again. tapering is nice because I still get to get drunk but I have to have slightly less every few days. on my second bottle of wine since waking up and have an AA meeting later. they're pretty shit but they do help and you make some friends
If you catch a buzz on a taper, you're doing it wrong. Google "hams taper guide" and follow the instructions.
can't you just use low dose benzo
I heard they tickle the same receptor as alcohol
they gave me benzos in the hospital but when you're let out, the doctors can't prescribe them. you have to go through a whole lengthy process. I guess that's why they told me to keep drinking but cut it down slowly.
that's just moronic, meanwhile they'll give a 14yo girl xanax for menstruation mood swing
good luck with your liver bro
cheers homie
>Tapering
>2 bottles of wine
You're a moron anon.
thanks, I never thought of that. I'm going to the pub then the shop to get loaded
>Dude all this 12 step stuff is so weird dude wtf I’m not doing that it’s like a cult or something
You know what, as someone from a white trash family full of addicts I heard this a lot and have even sat in on meeting with my Dad on multiple occasions and I agree that it is basically a cult.
But the reality is that alcoholics are such brain damaged and irresponsible and low impulse control morons that they need to join a cult to basically make them at least semi functioning humans and not empty demented husks who “have it under control!”
Anyone with a family memeber or loved one like this eventually breaks past the heartbreak and just starts to resent these fricks and morbidly waits for the inevitable “they died” call to come which ends up being a sigh of relief because at least now the constant worrying is done
>basically a cult.
lol a cult is either a cult or it isn't. There is no 'basically'. AA doesn't coerce you into staying so right of the bat it's already not a cult. I didn't read the rest of your post.
>lol a cult is either a cult or it isn't
Describe a cult
>Charismatic leader(possible stated to be divine)
>Conformity and control(Coercing members into staying and usually exploiting their labor)
>Mind-altering practices(sleep deprivation, drug use, etc)
>Isolation(keeping members away from their friends, family, and the outside world in general)
>Apocalyptic teaching(lots of cults relate their theology/ideology to the end of the world)
I'd say only a few of those describe AA.
This is too broad of a definition.
>This is too broad of a definition.
Why? What more do you need?
would you do it if fit b***hes attend as well
Usually all the b***hes are expected to frick the leader. But if he let's me get in on some of that action...maybe.
I am the leader now
A religious group that aggressively recruits members, takes a great degree of control over their everyday lives, suppresses dissent and uses the threat of violence, blackmail and ostracization towards members who plan to leave.
as an AA Black person I'm just going because I've been told to and there's a few fit women there.
>Anyone with a family memeber or loved one like this eventually breaks past the heartbreak and just starts to resent these fricks and morbidly waits for the inevitable “they died” call to come which ends up being a sigh of relief because at least now.
This.
I remember when I was looking up videos for flight sim gear a few years ago, there was this one video where the guy filmed the whole thing with shakey phone footage and permanently slurred speech, and he was so proud of his giant Jameson dispensor machine that he had in his gaming room. I had no idea that there were dispensor machines for hard liquor, but he had one, and of course he poured himself a cup during the video. He even complained "I'm running low, I've gotta order a refill. I've got enough bottles to last me though." When he actually showed off his flight sim gear one of the features he was the most proud of was that not only did he have a cupholder on his chair, but also a bottle holder for holding an extra bottle of Jameson so he could keep his drink topped off.
That was one one of the all time "I feel disgusted after watching this" videos I've seen on Youtube, and believe me, I've seen some weird shit. That guy is probably dead from liver failure by now but I don't understand how anyone can live like that.
god so fricking true. Spot on.
Does drinking a lot of booze make you sweat and shake in your bed at night, getting very cold and feeling like shit?
no but your dad does
very funny anon I can't stop laughing
the hallucinations are the worst
No, stalker, these are your delusions speaking
I'm an alcoholic and I love it. Sober people are gays.
Based.
Who are you trying to fool but yourself?
Alcoholics are the closest men can get to regressing to babies. Sleep all day, wake up crying, piss and shit themselves, throw tantrums and constantly need their bottle. The only treatment they should get is being laughed at until they grow up.
>Sleep all day
sure
>Wake up crying
no
>Piss and shit themselves
no
>throw tantrums
no
I'm not sure where your headcanon came from but I'll chalk it up to strawman
>decided to go to rehab after months of pressure from family and also admitting I probably need to cut down on drinking and drugs
>find out it's some 12 step bullshit
I'm just rubbed the wrong way by the "I'm powerless" shit and the thinly veiled Christian handholding stuff for some reason. I don't want to go full Steve-O, I like drinking in moderation.
Well if you're not powerless then just stop. You don't have to go the 12 step route but if you truly had power you'd just stop.
>t.
me on the right
Soul vs soulless
>LOOK AT ME GUYS
>I'M SOOOOOOOOOBER
Sober gays are worse than Druk tards because all they want to talk about is their sobriety. At least with drunkgays you can actually have a fun conversation about literally anything else.
be glad you've never had to go to an AA meeting. it's all holding hands and singing prayers about being powerless. I still go to them but holy shit are they cringe. I think the only reason I'm still going is because there's a fit teacher there now who said she used to throw all her students homework in the bin and drink a bottle of vodka on the way home.
court ordered?
no just doctors. I'm on like 8 different meds as well, all vitamin stuff because it was like a science lesson in detox. they said that alcohol actually breaks down essential vitamins in your blood and when they did tests, I had like 0 of the vitamins. and liver damage... I scored high points on that. then cried in my bed and when I got let out went back to drinking because that's what I was told to do
I hope you're doing ok anon, you're gonna make it
I appreciate it AA meeting is in an hour.
let us know how it goes
You've got this anon, you're a strong one
I like speaker meetings because I don't have to share.
I just /druk/ post irl and then we do a dance at the end. apparently people turn up and just don't say anything for months and just cry in the corner
>we do a dance at the end
I've never seen this happen. At the end of mine we just say the serenity prayer.
you don't hold hands and sing the song of AA? what a homosexual
The quality of the meetings will vary based on your location. There are even atheist/agnostics only meetings. When I lived in a small college town there was a cool candle light meeting that would meet in a basement and it was actually full of people my age.
Nice streaman.
Hi Bam.
>>LOOK AT ME GUYS
>I'M HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>vs
>>LOOK AT ME GUYS
>I'M SOOOOOOOOOBER
Steve-O just being himself.
S O Y M I L K
Connoisseur. On the right.
My friend was in 3 day involuntarily psychiatric care and they just gave him Antabus prescription.
Why is that shit still prescribed? Naltrexone won't fricking kill you and makes alcohol not worth drinking.
>Disulfiram works by inhibiting the enzyme aldehyde dehydrogenase, causing many of the effects of a hangover to be felt immediately following alcohol consumption. Disulfiram plus alcohol, even small amounts, produces flushing, throbbing in the head and neck, a throbbing headache, respiratory difficulty, nausea, copious vomiting, sweating, thirst, chest pain, palpitation, dyspnea, hyperventilation, fast heart rate, low blood pressure, fainting, marked uneasiness, weakness, vertigo, blurred vision, and confusion. In severe reactions there may be respiratory depression, cardiovascular collapse, abnormal heart rhythms, heart attack, acute congestive heart failure, unconsciousness, convulsions, and death.[3]
So it's a drug that kills you if you drink, genius. Why not just put a bullet in my head now
>thinly veiled Christian
The founder of 12 step mostly based it on Buddhist and daoist teachings
No he didn't.
There are literal quotes from the Bible in the big book
>step 1 is literally praying to God
>buddhism
??
>cherry picking a quote that conveniently leaves out the “giving yourself to a higher power” part
Okay, and?
AA gay here, it's all prayers and giving yourself to a higher power shit. the doctors could sort me out by putting me on benzos for a couple weeks but no, I have to go to AA meetings and do prayers and shit
>the doctors could sort me out by putting me on benzos for a couple weeks
That's what Babish thought before he got raped
>Help me! But only in the way I want be helped!
You take what you are given or die.
thanks doctor
Doctors gave me benzos and I went back to alcohol anyway, now I'm addicted to both. Don't be a moron like me
I think that's why it's a lengthy process. either way, I've been smoking weed instead and it's drastically made me drink less weirldly
Weed is my go-to vice to avoid alcohol. Problem is if I don't keep it to the evenings I turn into a lazy sack of shit. Self control is key! kek
just been to the pub and got a pickup for some more ganja. now that's what I call self control
Steel yourself!
>benzos
I was on these daily for over 3 years, and saw all the horror stories about withdrawls. I decided to quit them cold-turkey, and it was extremely easy.
I had a feeling people were just being pussies, and i was correct.
But it's not in Step one like you stated.
I wasn’t the one who said that mongtard
I'm not sure what point you are trying to make.
And I’m not really sure why you’re so gung ho on lying and pretending the 12 steps isn’t literally entirely about god like
said
>no not that step it’s actually in THAT step it’s a whole different step hurrrrrrr
So? Alcoholics are so fricking stupid kek
We were specifically talking about Step 1. You are moving goal posts. Maybe you should return to school, my ESL friend.
>Alcoholics are so fricking stupid kek
I'm not, I hold down a good job and pay my mortgage. I just get pissed in person with people like you and you don't do anything about it
>step 1 is praying to god
>anon posts step 1 and there is no mention of praying to go
>WHY ARE YOU CHERRY PICKING!?
>??
t. AA anon
Buddhism has God.
Dude just stop like literally do not drink alcohol lol are you a gay? Just stop. If you’re a man you are perfectly able to just stop, just fricking control yourself LMAO
Just stay there a while to get away from alcohol. Calling alcoholism "the disease" and acting like it's not your responsibility is fricking moronic but rehab is good for just getting away.
>I don't want to go full Steve-O, I like drinking in moderation.
So stop drinking as much. Put 2 bar days per month in a calendar, you're forbidden from drinking during any other day. Problem solved.
nta but telling someone who's dependent on booze to just not have it is like me telling you to stop getting horny when you see a pair of breasts
>I’m powerless
>I can’t stop drinking out of control
well which is it?
when you go super saiyan drinking, it's pretty hard to stop. but you can revert back to a state where you drink like normal people do
That was me. I had to go to beer/wine onry bevause I could not stop going so hard with the hard liquor
I'm doing the same at the moment. beer/cider/wine is fine but no spirits. the volume helps a lot because I can't drink 20 beers without getting all gassy
I don't have a problem
It's society that has the goddamn problem
Highly aggressive salt-water crabs stormed into my house last night and tore apart my pet goldfish Snappy.
Eat them anon make them suffer for their insolence
People use "disease" as an excuse to not do anything about it. Same reason morons use "obesity is a disease" to not change their diet.
>addiction
>real
no
>we shouldn't help drug addicts because reasons
I hate this christcuck homosexual
All of the smugness and pomposity of Hitch without any of the wit, humor or charm. Pretty unfortunate combo.
It's true it's caused by a lack of will power and is a personal fault of that person but the idea you can just choose to stop is silly yes obviously physically they can just stop but if everyome could choose to have more will power why wouldn't they?
>South Park
Did they ban Flight and Druk threads or something?
There's a lot of prejudice against druk on blue boards. I think it's because alcohol reacts violently with jannies estrogen supplements or something.
Over 5 hours later and this off-topic trash is still up.
stop being depressed
I drink 39 standard drinks throughout the day
>>No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a disease. Daddy's very sick..
>Just stop drinking!
That's pretty much it.
I miss /alck/ on Cinemaphile, never understood why the mods banned it
I'm an alcoholic but most alcoholic threads are turbo reddit. Don't get me wrong, I think /alck/ threads were overall good but to many homosexuals were like d00d so drunk xD. I've been in this game for too long, but don't feel like sobering up yet.
To the dude that posted in 2020 about your wife leaving you and you posted your bank account with negative six dollars in it, I hope you didn't commit sudoku. We were all rooting for you, I still am.
Is this the thread?
only if you want it to be
I'm not a drunk, I just feel better when I drink.
I used to really like getting drunk with my buddy but last time he started talking about how he drinks every night because he hates himself and wants to commit suicide so I was up until 5 am trying to talk him off a cliff.
you wanted to talk him off the cliff?
I had 7 months no booze until a stupid football game in December I’m going to taper and use some lorazepam I’m prescribed I’ve always been extremely anxious and school takes it away so it’s hard
Alcohol stupid phone poster
alcoholim is a disease but drinking is a choice
there's two things that are completely fricked up, weed and alcohol dependence withdrawal and Seroquel withdrawal. why they ever gave me that shit I can't comprehend, but Seroquel is cia level shit.
what's like being drunk
I drank about 150ml of 17% alcohol and feel literally nothing
t.muslim
warm and light until it's sickening
what's it like being zooted?
I know how alcohol tasted, but never got drunk because I only drink like 2 glass
tf is zooted?
high on the devil's herb
for me it's like ecstasy. I prefer drink over drugs to the point. I'm about to down a strong cider and go to the pub for a top up then go to the shop for extras. yep I've said it and you've read it I'm an alcohol
He drank the vodka...
>staaaaaann... get me my balldo staaaaaaannn...
>there's nothing wrong with fricking an 18 year old you knew since she was a kid. older people have sex with 20 year olds all the time. she's 24 so why does it matter...
Is it true he told the piggy that jerking off on someone's grave is legal?
I don't know if he confirmed it or not but he has given Ralph legal advice in the past and cited client confidentiality as reason not to go into it when people asked so it wouldn't shock me
frick off kiwigay
No.
Watching him implode was just sad
>was
He's still going.
True, but it’s no longer a surprise.
Every frick up he makes now is just ticking off bingo cards as he circles the drain
Solo drinking is pathetic.
That is all.
>Verification not required.
>all of the mutts on tv are addicted to alcohol
lmao makes sense
>Cinemaphile
I'm English Black person
Imagine druking.
Been doing at least a pint a a day of 55% alch sunday to thursday and a fifth each on friday and saturday. I'm starting to get bruises surrounded by yellowish skin.
My father got covid and I can say without doubt that it was not covid that killed him but being sober for more than a week.
I think he was in a perpetual state of drunkness for decades.
based Dad. I hope you're okay
I hated him for most of my life but after turning into an alcoholic, I think I finally understand him.
Alcohol is basically an antidepressant.
Feels like all you do with alcohol is to repress any bad feelings and the moment you get sober, it hits you like a train.
holy shit, you get it
>Feels like all you do with alcohol is to repress any bad feelings and the moment you get sober, it hits you like a train.
Having done a stint in a hotel for 6 months and had PBR and Captain Morgan by my side yeah I agree. Also, if I kept drinking like that I'd barely make it to 50.
Heavy alchies die in their mid-50s generally, very painfully. You won't feel bad until you do. Good luck. Drinking got my dad like that.
arrrggg help im addicted to jerking off!!!!!!!!!! this is serious and im not a moronic bird-brain!!! im not an just an idiot who doesnt want to fix his shit, this is physical and mental and i have no choice aaahhaaagggggggggghg heelpppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's probably the biggest plague facing men today, unironically. Porn addiction.
just goon to sissyhypno and wear a buttplug. nothing else matters
no thats the opposite of what you should do. if you have urges like this, to combat them its best to just keep making them as quiet as possible. at the same time make the urges that are compelling you to do good productive things louder and louder
people are not meant to have such easy access to booze, it was only supposed to be a one time treat per harvest season and now it's destroying/has destroyed generations of people
did you daddy rape you when he was drunk? because then your dad is BASED
de wanna wanga thread?
It would be nice if I had a reason to stop drinking but I really don't. I can afford it and I do not care about my health or future.
let's talk Cinemaphile for a change
great show about addiction and sobriety
6 months sober. Just got fed up feeling like shit the next day.
good for you, lad
i'm sure the people around you are relieved as well
Good work, Anon. The people around you like you more because of this.
Good job. I’m almost at my breaking point. Hope I can quit.
I keep going to AA meetings but then continue getting drunk