>no threads about this masterpiece

>no threads about this masterpiece
Cinemaphile is dead

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > shitty summer cash grab that took every cartoon stereotype from the book.

    Fixed that for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krypto was built for pleasing human women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >
      anon, he is a male dog, that is apodictic. there is no reason to state that all bachelors are unmarried. Its just redundent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like pleasing Ace

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Dog of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A dog with superpowers probably would go feral.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who let the Bruce out?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >masterpiece
    WB can't afford the good interns it seems

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman and Krypto both look great design wise
    >everything else is hideous
    should have hired Sean Galloway to do the cartoon designs

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would we have threads about a Secret Life of Pets superhero movie that isn't out for weeks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You cant make discussions about an up and coming movie
      New?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you quoting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The moron who i quoted

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Who

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anon it doesn't have a teenage girl protagonists so Cinemaphile doesn't give a shit about it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is not a sexy hunk and they race-swapped Ace, I don’t give a shit about this film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      more like they turn Ace into a mutt to fit his VA. also does voiceacting even mean a thing anymore? can't they be bothered making a voice for the character?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pink nose is gross

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch this movie, it does not have Mammoth Mutt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick her, she's for fat/inflation fetishists. Fetishists in general are pathetic trash. Brainy Barker was superior.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick her
        Gladly 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can Brainy Barker turn into a giant soft pink ball? I don't think so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can Brainy Barker turn into a giant soft pink ball? I don't think so.

      Based

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >standards are so low now that this is considered a masterpiece

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looked like a bad rip off of secret life of Pets with The Rock and Kevin Hart’s literal pissing contest style comedy. It took all the fun out of the concept of Super powered animals

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its out?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are supergays so whiny?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sardonic silver age humor is better than this lame kid stuff

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No body cares because Wonder Legs is the most unfappable version of the character.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >looks generic as frick
    >zero hype from furries
    >trailer has a 30 second pissing joke
    It's going to bomb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fodder for kids, that's their target. this time youtube doesn't even recommend videos about this movie to me.

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