Noah was OK when viewed as a fantasy movie, especially the first half. But it's important to remember that a global flood is inconsistent with the physical findings of geology, paleontology and the global distribution of species. It simply didn't happen. This movie just ends up feeling like one big lie.
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Shut the frick up the Angel's fighting off random hordes unworthy heathens was high level kino.
THE CREATOR BRINGS HIM HOME
The movie presents an accurate interpretation of geological and evolutionary science though.
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Yeah, except for how humans came into existence.
It's also weird that the continents in Noah look different compared to now and then there's the clip with the WW-1 soldiers. I think this movie might be set in the future.
Aronofsky's best work.
this is the last great Russel Crowe kino. He may not do another.
I wish there were more antediluvian biblepunk movies.
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You don't actually believe this story. You'll say that you do, but you''re just lying.
I hate you worthless israelites so much.
This is a israeli story from the Hebrew Bible. I think you know that.
And?
You use the word "israelite" as an insult despite the fact that you believe in their silly fairy tales.
not my problem :^)
So? Besides, "israelites" == israelites. Modern israelites are more like Canaanites.
>silly fairy tales
Dead give away you're dealing with a programned slave. Get more creative, b***h.
Fairy tales are based on truth, too, btw.
>global flood is inconsistent with the physical findings of geology
ya ok here's some kino reading to think about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flood_myths
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flood_myths
Yes, as that article shows: not every culture has a flood myth. Japan doesn't have one, it's rare in Africa etc.
And you can't prove something just by pointing out the existence of myths. I mean, ALL religions tells us the humans were directly created by the gods.
>Yes, as that article shows: not every culture has a flood myth
they just haven't found them yet
>And you can't prove something just by pointing out the existence of myths
Why did people make shit up ... IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. Seperated by oceans.
What did they mean by this.
What's so difficult to understand? There has never been a global flood that covered the entire planet.
You've probably seen picture from dinosaur digs, with all the different layers in the soil. If a global flood happened there should by a noticable layer in the soil all over the globe, "the flood layer". There simply isn't.
>the water should still be there? What do you mean it dried up? No the earth is still flooded
Floods will deposit silt and sediment. This will be visble in the stratigraphical layers.
And you know this based on the impact the global flood had on archaeology? Cool
English can't be your first language.
Japan is significantly younger than the flood
Was just going to say that. The flooding caused Japan to form the way it is lol, plus the Jomon culture is indigenous to Japan, the others are mainland Asian migrants.
Comets
Is Saturn being the previous sun true? Would explain a lot. Can post a link to a site that summarizes the hypothesis well.
No, ancient alien tier nonsense
The flood happened about 10,000 years ago when a constellation of comets struck the Canadian Shield, shattering the Laurentian Ice Sheet. The fallout from this impact is what's known by geologists as The Young Dryas Event. It lasted for a thousand years and it was the darkest time in all of human history. The trauma is embedded in our DNA and we as a species will never recover from it.
>and we as a species will never recover from it.
speak for yourself b***h
There has never been a global flood that covered the entire planet.
Huge floods has of course happened, there's also the theory about the enormous Black sea flood.
>has of course
>1 square inch not under water
>"See?! Global Flood is a myth!"
>those don't count because...well THEY JUST DON'T, OK?
skeptic gays do you really?
They didn't lead to the flooding of the entire planet, just some coastal areas. Don't get me wrong, the floods were obvoiusly huge disasters, but they didn't flood the entire planet.
>But it's important to remember that a global flood is inconsistent with the physical findings
Thats absolutely false you moron. The end of the ice age caused massive flooding, massive amounts of land were flooded all over the world. It has nothing to do with religion.
I repeat: there has never been a global flood that covered the entire planet.
And?
has,
>hur dur it didn't cover every absolute inch of the land mass of the earth so it never happened
Shut the frick up moron.
Anyway, flood myths are stories past down for 1000s of years of Atlantean survivors of the flood teaching the culture who wrote them after the flood.
Noah is great period
>It simply didn't happen
That's not what virtually EVERY. SINGLE. CULTURE. on the planet says. Besides, you weren't there so stfu.
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Yeah someone brought this up and this Black person was seriously like
>well Japan and some cultures in Africa don’t have one
Like that renders the fact that every other culture on earth has one null and void
You guys ever think about how every culture has dragons? Or that it's an intrinsic fear of humans to be afraid of the stereotypical description of greys (humanoid with hairless skin and black eyes)? The frick happened so long ago?
Basically, Game of Thrones. Look up every piece of fiction you can think of, assemble the common elements that keep showing up and you'll figure it out.
I really do believe in ancient civilizations. Think about it logically
The first modern human would have existed 200,000 and 300,000 years ago. First recorded civilization is Mesopotamia, about 5000 years ago.
So I’m supposed to believe that people like you and me were content to live in caves and hunt and gather for hundreds of thousands of years before thinking up civilization, and then there was just an explosion of civilizations across the globe? That makes no sense.
There were civilizations that were destroyed. Atlantis… maybe. But there were ancient kingdoms that predate history
>The first modern human would have existed 200,000 and 300,000 years ago.
It took a really long time for us to achieve what we were in the ice age though. Hunter gatherer civilizations were all we needed tbh. It wasn't until agriculture and farming that we even needed or wanted to make cities and dense populations.
But yea there was no doubt civilizations before 5,000 years lol, history was passed down through spoken word not written, we give too much weight to written history.
>we give too much weight to written history
no we don't. oral history is very unreliable. cultures that don't have literacy will debate about something mundane that happened last year because chief elder one says something that chief elder two doesn't. written history collects a record so these events are falsifiable.
The Taino people of Hispaniola believed that they came from underground caves in the middle of the island. Obvious bullshit, they came by boats. But somehow this was completely forgotten.
My favorite scene was just them sitting on boat in the dark while Russell Crowe recites Genesis. Not a Christian, but i was a powerful scene.
It would have been 10/10 if Emma Watson was not in it. She dropped it to a 5/10.
what is more effective in telling people to be prepared. a great, fantastical, and entertaining story or someone wagging their fingers at them telling them not to do shit? it isn't a documentary you knobheads
>it's another Cinemaphile gay uses a movie as cover to argue scientifics with morons clearly out of their element
This storyline doesn't repeat as much as the others, but I'm still sick of it
The Egyptians believed in “Zep Tepi” a mythical golden age when the gods walked the Earth. If you really think they built the great pyramids in 2500 BC then you have to concede they knew what the frick they were doing.
Forgot to add, “Zep Tepi” translates to “the first time”
I believe in God. It's just so much more logical then "everything just happened and other things are all made up"