they grow up weird otherwise
smaller school with a less wild party scene is definitely happy medium for making a normal young woman
bawdgers was literally sodom
I couldn't make a move on the girl I liked in high school so it wasn't in my system for college, and then like subsequently on and on etc. I'm way more comfortable talking to women now obviously, it's nothing, but I don't know how to reasonably escalate things even if I wanted to really, and I haven't wanted to in like many years now.
Breaking my 65 hour fast now with a holiday 4 pack of these homies. 8, 8, 9, and 10% in that order. Empty stomach too. Every Sunday night during my radio power hour.
Duvel and Chouffe used to be priced similarly, I'd always go Duvel. Much more flavor. But now Duvel is way more expensive so I get Chouffe which is bretty good for a Belgian ale but not remarkable. Definitely better than Leffe.
>Last Belgian beer I drank tasted like Belgian feet. Don't remember what it was.
St. Bernardus seems to be the (imported) gold standard in Belgian trappist beers, among a few others
And I would be inclined to agree. Shit is fricking cash money
Rochefort and Chimay are the best imo. St Bernardus isn't technically trappist anymore but it's really good.
>Rochefort and Chimay are the best imo. St Bernardus isn't technically trappist anymore but it's really good.
Interesting. I wasn't aware. Care to clue me into what changed with Bernardus?Truthfully, I did actually notice a difference in taste from their Christmas ale now to a few years ago. It was still good, but it wasn't quite...the same.
Last Belgian beer I drank tasted like Belgian feet. Don't remember what it was.
How come every other off-topic thread on Cinemaphile gets pruned, but this one always endures? Are Jannies alcoholics?
In unrelated news, I am on beer #6 tonight (plus one brandy)
The persistence of the userbase honestly. AfghanJans underestimated the gorilla warfare staying power of a bunch of drunks and these threads are the outcome. Never should've kicked us of Cinemaphile, where the problem was contained.
>Last Belgian beer I drank tasted like Belgian feet. Don't remember what it was.
St. Bernardus seems to be the (imported) gold standard in Belgian trappist beers, among a few others
And I would be inclined to agree. Shit is fricking cash money
go on discord or something and play some vidya with people
gotta interact with someone on your bday, otherwise you'll off yourself
definitely projecting a bit, my bdays always depress me, even though my life is pretty good relatively speaking
I live with my family so I've been hanging out with them anyway
I wouldn't say I'm depressed about having my birthday I just don't really get excited for them anymore, they tend to lose their novelty after like 16 it feels like
It makes me focus, when I am drinking I can concentrate only on what's in front of me, tune out rest of the world. I don't have to think about work, about relationships, about family, all I have is scotch in one hand, maybe a sandwich in other hand and a good movie in front of me. Truth be told, every year by the end of the year stress piles up so much I genuinely forget how to just relax without a drink. And if you aren't a dumbass teenager who has no idea of limits you also don't get memory loss and you sleep like a baby with no headache next day.
>Why do people get drunk? It just makes you feel like shit.
That is not the alcoholic's experience. They have genes that make drinking feel really good
a really good buzz loosens me up and makes me generally enthusiastic about anything and everything. it’s incredibly easy to have fun when you have a couple drinks in you
>nobody does this
OP, I used to be a really bad alcoholic.
I would literally do that with a bottle of everclear until I passed out almost every single night.
I only drank for about 3 or 4 years but I got to the point where my hands would shake so hard I couldn't write my name. I ended up having a seizure when I was too busy to drink one morning.
A year and 3 months sober now.
I've gotten to the point where I can resist going on long benders because I prefer to be in peak condition before I drink. It's just so much better when you're feeling good to begin with.
Brother you can make it.
There can be peace.
But you have to have rock solid support around you.
I went to an inpatient facility for a month, then a sober house and an outpatient facility for 4 months. The sober house made you go to at least 3 AA / NA meetings a week and it really helped.
You can do it man, 8 months is a long fricking time don't beat yourself down. You can do it again.
Good news is you probably deluded yourself into thinking you can have 1 drink and be okay. Now you know that you can't. The next time when you get sober it will be for good.
This is why I have such a hard time getting sober. The idea of NEVER drinking again is crazy to me. I love booze. It's magical. I just wish it weren't so bad for me.....
Just don't disregard those 8 months. AA will have you feeling like that time was wasted "oh hey you're back to square one". If you stop now it won't have been a full week and you won't have to call it a relapse, only a SLIP (Sobriety Lost It's Priority)
I've been drinking once a week a bottle of whiskey every week since July, alone. It's pretty much alcoholism isn't it, I've been thinking about trying to limit myself to only once a month lately.
I drink at least 5 days a week. And a lot. How the hell do I stop? I live alone and become anxious and full of existential dread once I finish my daily duties. At this pace, I'll drink myself to death
Yeah, sharp, shooting pain in the joints underneath the ears if that's what you mean
It happened a lot more often when I was a college kid but I'll still occasionally feel it
It's probably nothing
>drink beer >get fat >switch to vodka >become an angry piece of shit >switch to gin >feel like a social butterfly but it's 3am and I'm alone so I message people on social media and cringe to death in the morning
this sucks, I hate being fat
Are you me? Exact same story here except for the drinking part.
been sober for 8 months, finally broke on monday and I've been drinking every day since then, I'm never going to be rid of this demon am i?
At least you get something out of it.
My dopamine receptors are so fricked I only get enjoyment out of food and labor anymore. When I drink I just feel tired and nervous.
And food is good on the moment but once the initial rush is over it's awful. I fried my receptors after mindlessly consooming for years and years. Same with porn, doesn't do it for me anymore, and when I do jerk off I also feel physically bad, feels like I exchausted my dopamine stock for the day. It's both a curse and a gift in a way, means I'm forced to work out and work on stuf to feel good. But it's not fun, I'd like to get wasted sometimes to feel in the zone. Life is just so painful all the time snif snif.
I do that, but only with water. And only when I'm really thirsty. I always enjoy a nice handle of water on a Sunday night. Have a pleasant evening folks. And have a nice water.
when I worked at a grocery store one of my buddies would do exactly that on his breaks. >long chugs off a handle of amsterdam gin >stop, take a swig of gatorade >more chugging of gin >sip of gatorade >snap a few bowls >light up a cigarette >mouthwash >old spice spray >repeat three times a day during a shift
there's no real cure or prevention for hangovers for most people. drinking water only helps with dehydration which is only one aspect of hangovers. It's possible a B complex vitamin or pedialyte might help more, according to some studies, but not likely. only thing you can do is drink less and drink slower.
You have never been addicted to something. When in wd, you are not considering the next 5 hours. Just make the pain stop, NOW. it's extremely realistic.
I actually went to the hospital for a week because of alcoholism after my mother died 7 years ago. Stopped drinking completely until earlier this year when I started back up again.
Depends on the janny. There's one that usually deletes them around 4am est (a Euro, I'm guessing). But lately they all seem to be cool with them. And why wouldn't they be, it's just one thread that contains a bunch of drunk shitposters lol
Last Belgian beer I drank tasted like Belgian feet. Don't remember what it was.
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The persistence of the userbase honestly. AfghanJans underestimated the gorilla warfare staying power of a bunch of drunks and these threads are the outcome. Never should've kicked us of Cinemaphile, where the problem was contained.
Depends on the janny. There's one that usually deletes them around 4am est (a Euro, I'm guessing). But lately they all seem to be cool with them. And why wouldn't they be, it's just one thread that contains a bunch of drunk shitposters lol
The jannies over at Cinemaphile got sick of the threads so i think a lot of people might be refugees from those threads
It's 11pm on the east coast. 9pm on the west coast. You can assume that jannies are rotating their shifts. This is a lul period in janitor activity where they're going to bed while the oceanic mod team are still asleep or waking up.
Literally every hiring period we get flooded with shitty bans because Redditors and leftypol, trannies and discord servers with some random agenda are obsessed with bleaching this place.
Didn't Anne Hersch do this right before she crashed her car and exploded? I didn't save the pic but she had a bottle of vodka in her cupholder. It was quite grim.
>be me >druk moron >broke foot on my incelwalk at night >now have titaniumpole in my leg >always beep when I go through metal detectors
I’ve been thinking about breaking more bones and slowly becoming a terminator
my metal leg is almost twice as strong as my regular human leg
I like the the wee beastie more than the 10. The corryvreckan is their best offering imo, much darker than that sherries mess of theirs.
If you don’t like medicine, stay far away from Laphroaig. You might like Lagavulin more, but their proof is too low imo despite their quality being high. Also their name brand has exploded.
For unseated good old bunnahabin is great, I love their whiskey, although it can sometimes get too raisiny.
Port charlotte is just insane smoke and peat
Bowmore tastes dirty to me
Caol ila is very middle of the road, I would say they are the perfect sample of ‘islay’
Kilcholman is just not my taste so I have not explored them too much.
Also Ardbeg supported blm like a bunch of gays so despite them having some good offerings, they are woke trash.
Serious advanced stage alcoholism is literally exactly like this. You just want the medicine so bad you chug it. The taste doesn’t even bother people anymore. They even like it. I’ve seen serious alcoholics chug shit like wild turkey 101 just to get the day started and feel normal.
But at that point your liver is probably into cirrhosis
i was in the go to the liquor store in the morning phase at one point but these days i only drink once/twice a month.
i would be better off fully sober but there's something so nice about the warmth of a few drinks and the places your mind goes. too bad nobody else likes when my mind goes there. nor does my body like it
>inhibitions and anxieties disappear >full body warm comfy feeling >basically feel like a better, simpler version of yourself (even if in reality you just become a loud slob)
If you have a problem with anxiety or being too self-conscious/analytical then it's like having the weight of the world lifted off your shoulders so you can just get lost in simple stuff
Apart from him having a lot more coke than I would normally buy this used to be my typical thursday night for years. Switched to crack last summer and spent a year in hell. Been clean for 2 months now but god watching this webm is making me sweat.
Something like 90% of heavy drinkers have fatty liver as well as 30% of the general populace regardless of alcohol consumption. It's the common cold of internal organ disorders.
>almost done with 2 pints of vodka that I've been drinking throughout the day >don't even feel drunk right now, trying to get the buzz back
I think this is starting to become a problem...
no there's a 40-something with yt vids, he will drink an entire 750ml bottle of liquor in one "swig", he's American I know, but don't remember his name
I just tallyed up all the money I spent and then tried to recall the good memories or experiences and there was basically none. Then add on 2 day hangovers and the shit is just all negatives. I'm over it.
I've poured shit down the drain a lot and here I am chuggin vodka again lmfao
Hope you're stronger than me, good luck
First time for me, although I thought about stopping a bunch of times never poured my shit out. I'm done. For real.
I've literally watched 90 pound white girls do this in a frat house basement
nice creative writing prompt
He’s right though
she puked several times that night of course
this is 2018 at Rutgers
>rutgers
the amount of untested STDs in that 2 second video is astounding.
my bedroom was literally upstairs, took a lot of these hoes in my bed.
both the proudest and most shameful time of my life
Imagine actually paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to send your daughter to a place like this
they grow up weird otherwise
smaller school with a less wild party scene is definitely happy medium for making a normal young woman
bawdgers was literally sodom
Yeah, I'll take "weird" over vapid Plan B vodka bawd, thanks
they're vapid regardless, and you'll get bored with her fast unless she has a little bit of life in her.
balance is important in all things
>they grow up weird otherwise
Being a prostitute is normal in 2023 and its only getting worse
I'm a 34 year old virgin and even I went to college parties with. my friends all the fricking time. They do this. Anyone does this. Just not everyone.
How does someone who has friends and go to parties end up a virgin. It only makes sense for hermits with impaired communication
I'm a 28 year old virgin who had friends and went to parties and it's because I'm kind of awkward and I forgot I was supposed to hit on women
I couldn't make a move on the girl I liked in high school so it wasn't in my system for college, and then like subsequently on and on etc. I'm way more comfortable talking to women now obviously, it's nothing, but I don't know how to reasonably escalate things even if I wanted to really, and I haven't wanted to in like many years now.
Because casual sex is fricking gross and so are bawds but there's literally no other option for a young autist to learn how to socialize.
>trying to mask lack of social experience with snarky reply
Frat parties are the only place it happens. Professional drunks know it's more about staying in the zone and not blowing past it as fast as possible.
And then they got raped. Frick fraternities.
they were asking for it
>t. didnt get a bid
I've figuratively watched 350 pound Polish men do this in a concentration camp basement
I've done this. I was in Phoenix and it was really hot and I was dehydrated. Chugged that water so quickly.
it's impossible because it would taste so yucky
i'm chugging the rye right now
Just finished my 5th one. Going for another.
Rookie numbers for some shitty 4.5% beer, don't post until you reach double digits at least
LOL, enjoy dying of alcoholism homosexual. One less fricktard using my air.
You're not wrong but the average college frathomosexual will drink 10 of these easily
>You can have any brew you want, as long as it's Mexican piss water
lol 6 of these is like 4 regular sized beers
Hard man
Breaking my 65 hour fast now with a holiday 4 pack of these homies. 8, 8, 9, and 10% in that order. Empty stomach too. Every Sunday night during my radio power hour.
Is that David the Gnome?
That any good?
Honestly man, yeah not bad. It's not the best I've tasted but a solid 8/10
Duvel and Chouffe used to be priced similarly, I'd always go Duvel. Much more flavor. But now Duvel is way more expensive so I get Chouffe which is bretty good for a Belgian ale but not remarkable. Definitely better than Leffe.
Rochefort and Chimay are the best imo. St Bernardus isn't technically trappist anymore but it's really good.
I don't drink anything but picrel anymore.
I prefer their pils and oktoberfest, and the korbinian (double bock) is neat too.
>Rochefort and Chimay are the best imo. St Bernardus isn't technically trappist anymore but it's really good.
Interesting. I wasn't aware. Care to clue me into what changed with Bernardus?Truthfully, I did actually notice a difference in taste from their Christmas ale now to a few years ago. It was still good, but it wasn't quite...the same.
Last Belgian beer I drank tasted like Belgian feet. Don't remember what it was.
The persistence of the userbase honestly. AfghanJans underestimated the gorilla warfare staying power of a bunch of drunks and these threads are the outcome. Never should've kicked us of Cinemaphile, where the problem was contained.
>Last Belgian beer I drank tasted like Belgian feet. Don't remember what it was.
St. Bernardus seems to be the (imported) gold standard in Belgian trappist beers, among a few others
And I would be inclined to agree. Shit is fricking cash money
I'm 22 today
just been listening to music, nice lazy day
hopefully I can druk later tonight, have a wee blow out for myself
go talk to someone
at least go out to a bar
too tired tbh
been up since 5 am since my sleep schedule has been fricked
prefer a nice quiet night in most of the time
go on discord or something and play some vidya with people
gotta interact with someone on your bday, otherwise you'll off yourself
definitely projecting a bit, my bdays always depress me, even though my life is pretty good relatively speaking
I live with my family so I've been hanging out with them anyway
I wouldn't say I'm depressed about having my birthday I just don't really get excited for them anymore, they tend to lose their novelty after like 16 it feels like
I'll be 40 tomorrow and plan on getting piss drunk, shitposting, listening to music, and watching picrel.
Join me on Cinemaphile
I once watched my mate down a literal pint of vodka and proceed to puke everywhere for hours
is this the thread?
I hope so cause I'm druking right now. Also pic related to this thread so far.
Why do people get drunk? It just makes you feel like shit.
still feels better then being sober
getting hammer feels like shit.
a moderate amount just loosens you up, which is great for social interactions
It makes me focus, when I am drinking I can concentrate only on what's in front of me, tune out rest of the world. I don't have to think about work, about relationships, about family, all I have is scotch in one hand, maybe a sandwich in other hand and a good movie in front of me. Truth be told, every year by the end of the year stress piles up so much I genuinely forget how to just relax without a drink. And if you aren't a dumbass teenager who has no idea of limits you also don't get memory loss and you sleep like a baby with no headache next day.
it actually feels fricking good. t drunk and listening tunes on sunday
>Why do people get drunk? It just makes you feel like shit.
That is not the alcoholic's experience. They have genes that make drinking feel really good
a really good buzz loosens me up and makes me generally enthusiastic about anything and everything. it’s incredibly easy to have fun when you have a couple drinks in you
ones too many and tens not enough
Youre not drinking enough water
I know a girl who I have literally watched do exactly this, in her car just like your gif.
>nobody does this
OP, I used to be a really bad alcoholic.
I would literally do that with a bottle of everclear until I passed out almost every single night.
I only drank for about 3 or 4 years but I got to the point where my hands would shake so hard I couldn't write my name. I ended up having a seizure when I was too busy to drink one morning.
A year and 3 months sober now.
is there anyone in Rome who hasn’t slept with your daughter?
Senator!
Congratz bro!
did the shaking go away eventually?
Cry more b***h. Everyone knows Hiromoot sells all this site's user data to the highest bidder. He wants us to post this shit. Get fricked.
lmao no one is paying a single cent for your cringe larp posts
I don't look like this but I do this (right now)
>150 active threads
>he can't resist entering the one that triggers him
been sober for 8 months, finally broke on monday and I've been drinking every day since then, I'm never going to be rid of this demon am i?
Probably not
I've gotten to the point where I can resist going on long benders because I prefer to be in peak condition before I drink. It's just so much better when you're feeling good to begin with.
Brother you can make it.
There can be peace.
But you have to have rock solid support around you.
I went to an inpatient facility for a month, then a sober house and an outpatient facility for 4 months. The sober house made you go to at least 3 AA / NA meetings a week and it really helped.
You can do it man, 8 months is a long fricking time don't beat yourself down. You can do it again.
liver failure will stop you
Nope
just don't buy any dumbass
Tomorrow is day 1, brother. Try to break your record of 8 months.
Good news is you probably deluded yourself into thinking you can have 1 drink and be okay. Now you know that you can't. The next time when you get sober it will be for good.
This is why I have such a hard time getting sober. The idea of NEVER drinking again is crazy to me. I love booze. It's magical. I just wish it weren't so bad for me.....
Just don't disregard those 8 months. AA will have you feeling like that time was wasted "oh hey you're back to square one". If you stop now it won't have been a full week and you won't have to call it a relapse, only a SLIP (Sobriety Lost It's Priority)
me with masturbation and specifically porn, how do I get clean? I need to keep busy but it's impossible without a job/school.
I've been drinking once a week a bottle of whiskey every week since July, alone. It's pretty much alcoholism isn't it, I've been thinking about trying to limit myself to only once a month lately.
no one cares
You clearly care
I'm aware, i know I'm just screaming into the void at this point but it's all i have
I think, at this point, you care more than anybody else does.
You saying you don't care is the most someone told me they cared about me.
i bet you order a water at pubs bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
why is it always the morons who don't know how to sage
I drink 3 750 mls of vodka every week. Do I have a problem?
I drink one every day.
Depends on what vodka.
Fleischmanns
I'm not getting ritzy on my sad habit
I drink at least 5 days a week. And a lot. How the hell do I stop? I live alone and become anxious and full of existential dread once I finish my daily duties. At this pace, I'll drink myself to death
>Have more than 4 drinks
>Wake up in the middle of the night having a panic attack
Getting old sucks, bros. I don't know how alcoholics do it.
They dont want you to know this one easy trick...
saved
I, myself, only partake of the brown, party, liquor. Clear is for queers
40,000 years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of druk potential
Word
Our biochemistry has only just begun to adapt
the potential is incredible, if we have the commitment
Sometimes, you gotta do things yourself
My jaw hurt when I drink, anybody feels the same?
take the penis out of your mouth
My jaw used to pop after I dropped acid, but never with booze
It doesn't happen to me anymore but I know what you mean.
Yeah, sharp, shooting pain in the joints underneath the ears if that's what you mean
It happened a lot more often when I was a college kid but I'll still occasionally feel it
It's probably nothing
Reminds me of that joke about the gays and the homeless guy.
Lymphoma possibly, check your lymph nodes
I used to. I'm 6 years clean now. Ama
Why are you so lame?
i dont do that in a car no
>drink beer
>get fat
>switch to vodka
>become an angry piece of shit
>switch to gin
>feel like a social butterfly but it's 3am and I'm alone so I message people on social media and cringe to death in the morning
this sucks, I hate being fat
>26
>failed in school, no friends, virgin, no proper job
>still feel 18
Just drink cans pretending it's still the late 00s now
Are you me? Exact same story here except for the drinking part.
At least you get something out of it.
My dopamine receptors are so fricked I only get enjoyment out of food and labor anymore. When I drink I just feel tired and nervous.
And food is good on the moment but once the initial rush is over it's awful. I fried my receptors after mindlessly consooming for years and years. Same with porn, doesn't do it for me anymore, and when I do jerk off I also feel physically bad, feels like I exchausted my dopamine stock for the day. It's both a curse and a gift in a way, means I'm forced to work out and work on stuf to feel good. But it's not fun, I'd like to get wasted sometimes to feel in the zone. Life is just so painful all the time snif snif.
>26
you're like a baby
way too early to give up
you still have the rest of your life to feel sorry for yourself and drink
When you were 12/13?
I drink three IPAs a week.
I do that, but only with water. And only when I'm really thirsty. I always enjoy a nice handle of water on a Sunday night. Have a pleasant evening folks. And have a nice water.
>nobody does this
Unless they are buck broken.
I've literally done this dailyfor a decade before my shift forklifting shit. good times
Are you one of those crazy forklift guys they make the t-shirts about?
I think the junkie chick was a pointless character in this movie.
John Goodman however, was a delight.
I'm literally drinking right now.
What's your poison?
Bought four tallboys since I'm trying not to get back into hard liquor.
I would always get a 6 pack of IPA and then a 6 pack of tallboys
IPAs taste like drinking pinesol. Why are they so popular? Easily the worst kind of beer.
Cheap and high alcohol content as far as beers go.
Try a new england style ipa. They taste like orange juice.
I would unironically rather drink Bud Ice or Mickeys.
same but with Mike's hard lemonade
God, have mercy on us
Don't forget to go to your AA meeting bro. It's not too late to turn your life around.
when I worked at a grocery store one of my buddies would do exactly that on his breaks.
>long chugs off a handle of amsterdam gin
>stop, take a swig of gatorade
>more chugging of gin
>sip of gatorade
>snap a few bowls
>light up a cigarette
>mouthwash
>old spice spray
>repeat three times a day during a shift
>chugging gin
Fricking hell, that's just masochistic
Is it risky to fart when you're drunk?
Not as much as it is when you're hungover
Hangovers are becoming too painful. The drink a glass of water among drinks trick doesn't work for me. Any advice?
drink two glasses of water.
Last one had me puking blood and I haven't drank since.
there's no real cure or prevention for hangovers for most people. drinking water only helps with dehydration which is only one aspect of hangovers. It's possible a B complex vitamin or pedialyte might help more, according to some studies, but not likely. only thing you can do is drink less and drink slower.
eat some food before going to bed. if you feel like shit already take a depon or advil or whatever you call it in the states
Sex and a morning beer
>Nannygay will be here tomorrow seething while I take at least a day off from drink and the internet
Have fun with all that, lol.
>spend $100 on a nice bottle of bourbon
>still prefer WT101
I can't even drink that much water at once, much less vodka.
How the frick did I end up on this shitty board? I don't even watch TV
You have never been addicted to something. When in wd, you are not considering the next 5 hours. Just make the pain stop, NOW. it's extremely realistic.
I actually went to the hospital for a week because of alcoholism after my mother died 7 years ago. Stopped drinking completely until earlier this year when I started back up again.
How come every other off-topic thread on Cinemaphile gets pruned, but this one always endures? Are Jannies alcoholics?
In unrelated news, I am on beer #6 tonight (plus one brandy)
Depends on the janny. There's one that usually deletes them around 4am est (a Euro, I'm guessing). But lately they all seem to be cool with them. And why wouldn't they be, it's just one thread that contains a bunch of drunk shitposters lol
The jannies over at Cinemaphile got sick of the threads so i think a lot of people might be refugees from those threads
It's 11pm on the east coast. 9pm on the west coast. You can assume that jannies are rotating their shifts. This is a lul period in janitor activity where they're going to bed while the oceanic mod team are still asleep or waking up.
Imagine doing it for free.
Literally every hiring period we get flooded with shitty bans because Redditors and leftypol, trannies and discord servers with some random agenda are obsessed with bleaching this place.
Didn't Anne Hersch do this right before she crashed her car and exploded? I didn't save the pic but she had a bottle of vodka in her cupholder. It was quite grim.
I saw this today.
You are like a little babby hahaha. Check THIS out
FRICK, nvm. I thought it was 12k. Too drunk for this shit
>8k
EZPZ
Those wouldn't last more than a month in my house
no kidding and it fricking pisses me off. i should see people chugging 1.75s when i'm putting my cart back
My coworkers have been giving me funny looks in the office lately. Do they know?
>tfw have a worse addiction
>it's energy drinks
Worry about your heart more than your liver here m9. You could actually drop dead in a second.
I've seen people down a pint of Canadian Mist in 3 seconds.
>be me
>druk moron
>broke foot on my incelwalk at night
>now have titaniumpole in my leg
>always beep when I go through metal detectors
I’ve been thinking about breaking more bones and slowly becoming a terminator
my metal leg is almost twice as strong as my regular human leg
>incelwalk
???
You don’t go on walks?
>he doesn't know
I have a titanium rod and plate in my leg, and they don't set anything off. What kind of cheap metal did you get?
Sorry to tell you this dude, but you have a shitty fake titanium rod and plate…
You have not lived nearly long enough.
>42 seconds apart
Not Funny
WRONG
How do I get as drunk as possibly in an hour?
bottle of everclear in the poopchute
>13 seconds apart
Genuinely impressive
great minds think alike it seems
Buttchug everclear
Or if we're being serious, take gulps of vodka straight from the bottle with some fruit juice as a chaser
Jesus loves you
Are you moronic Black? Take a straight shot of minimum 75% vodka every 5 minutes on an empty stomach. Plastered within the 60 minute mark.
I'm sorry, I just don't really drink much. But I feel like drinking tonight and want to get drunk
10 shots should do it
No eating or puking
Don’t space em out
Vape Everclear
drink vodka with a straw or spoon like if you were taking cough syrup, for some reason that shit destroys me
stop drinking. read the bible instead
drink/eat 4000 calories + a day
never gain weight
whats wrong with me
drink/eat 1000 calories - a day
gain weight
whats wrong with me
I did this during quarantine with the titos handle I bought for hand sanitizer
scotch is so smooth that it's not enjoyable
Then you drink the wrong scotch.
Cask strength islay scotch from somewhere like port char or Ardbeg is good.
I have a bottle of ardbeg 10 and I can't bring myself to finish it. to me it tastes like how a dental office smells
I like the the wee beastie more than the 10. The corryvreckan is their best offering imo, much darker than that sherries mess of theirs.
If you don’t like medicine, stay far away from Laphroaig. You might like Lagavulin more, but their proof is too low imo despite their quality being high. Also their name brand has exploded.
For unseated good old bunnahabin is great, I love their whiskey, although it can sometimes get too raisiny.
Port charlotte is just insane smoke and peat
Bowmore tastes dirty to me
Caol ila is very middle of the road, I would say they are the perfect sample of ‘islay’
Kilcholman is just not my taste so I have not explored them too much.
Also Ardbeg supported blm like a bunch of gays so despite them having some good offerings, they are woke trash.
Serious advanced stage alcoholism is literally exactly like this. You just want the medicine so bad you chug it. The taste doesn’t even bother people anymore. They even like it. I’ve seen serious alcoholics chug shit like wild turkey 101 just to get the day started and feel normal.
But at that point your liver is probably into cirrhosis
I do
i was in the go to the liquor store in the morning phase at one point but these days i only drink once/twice a month.
i would be better off fully sober but there's something so nice about the warmth of a few drinks and the places your mind goes. too bad nobody else likes when my mind goes there. nor does my body like it
being really drunk is the worst feeling. why would anyone drink that much
>inhibitions and anxieties disappear
>full body warm comfy feeling
>basically feel like a better, simpler version of yourself (even if in reality you just become a loud slob)
If you have a problem with anxiety or being too self-conscious/analytical then it's like having the weight of the world lifted off your shoulders so you can just get lost in simple stuff
until the buzz wears off and you can only partially recollect the out of character things that you did and said
most alcoholics don't even get sloppy drunk. they're sipping throughout the day to stay "buzzed" and their tolerance gets really high.
nobody does this
emily blunt's a druk?
Pretty much my gf. She's precious. She took a 3 hour sip-nap today. I don't mind as it lets me shitpost.
nobody does this
Yeah, that’s like 3 thousand bucks worth of coke
Apart from him having a lot more coke than I would normally buy this used to be my typical thursday night for years. Switched to crack last summer and spent a year in hell. Been clean for 2 months now but god watching this webm is making me sweat.
me after coming home from a 12 hour shift
nobody drinks
>get an ultrasound
>get told I have a fatty liver
anyone else?
Something like 90% of heavy drinkers have fatty liver as well as 30% of the general populace regardless of alcohol consumption. It's the common cold of internal organ disorders.
this literally doesn't happen
why didn't he get pulled over? cop just didn't quite see it clearly?
The 2 for 1 at the donut shop ends in about 15 mins. Why harass the functional alcoholic?
nobody does this
600 push ups done. Druk workouts are cheat mode
literally impossible
I've been watching Jeff do exactly this on twitter all weekend
>almost done with 2 pints of vodka that I've been drinking throughout the day
>don't even feel drunk right now, trying to get the buzz back
I think this is starting to become a problem...
nobody winks
>didn't drink last night for the first time in a week
>woke up covered in sweat
>had insane nightmarish dreams
Why the frick do I do this
you can't outrun them forever anon
what's the name of the guy who drinks an entire fifth in one go? how does he do it?
The guy that chugs the whole pint of whiskey with a straw? I think I know what webm you're talking about but I can't find it
no there's a 40-something with yt vids, he will drink an entire 750ml bottle of liquor in one "swig", he's American I know, but don't remember his name
Shoenice?
found him. it's shoenice.
russians don't do this
This was kino of the highest caliber
This actually looks kino, quick rundown on the movie?
It's about an ordinary man getting fricked by the corrupt police, the mayor, the church, the wife, the friend, the gangsters and the entire Russia.
life isn't in black & white
females don't drink alone
not possible
impossible combo
Danes do not consume alcohol
nobody drinks in movie theaters
dramaturgically nonsensical
extremely unrealistic
i passed out drunk in the bathtub several times and surfaced in minutes
Mad Men is such a great alcohol consumption time staple in my household.
any wfh anon here has ever worked drunk. specially programming? how did it go?
I've ripped bowls during meetings (standups) and shit, was a "software engineer". Fired cause I suck at the job. Take that as you will
smoking and drinking before work fricking sucks, I just want to relax and chill out but I'm stressed as hell because I have shit to do.
>nobody drinks hand sani-
%26E
Not anymore, no. Joshua died of organ failure on September 19, 2020.
https://everloved.com/life-of/joshua-benney/
>Pass out drunk
>Wake up fricked up
>Can't stop jerking off to troony or gay porn
How can I stop? I never do this when I don't drink.
I just poured all my shit down the drain. I'm done with having two day hangovers for a few hours of fun I can barely remember.
Any advice? I have to stop.
I just tallyed up all the money I spent and then tried to recall the good memories or experiences and there was basically none. Then add on 2 day hangovers and the shit is just all negatives. I'm over it.
First time for me, although I thought about stopping a bunch of times never poured my shit out. I'm done. For real.
I've poured shit down the drain a lot and here I am chuggin vodka again lmfao
Hope you're stronger than me, good luck
2 months sober, druk bros, feeling fine.