Nobody fricking talks like this in real life.
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Nobody fricking talks like this in real life.
Nobody fricking talks like this in real life.
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I fricking hate seeing israeli phenotypes on television and films.
I like 'em. I'm a fan of the shnoz
there like 1 israelite in the show and he's not even the main character
no one cares, chuddie
So? It's make believe
>5
My favorite part is the hood homie into baking and donuts
LMAO
nah, Mikey gathered these weirdos because he saw something in em, Carm's discipline is finally bringing it out.
Except Sambo skipping culinary school then showing up to the kitchen like he still had a job lmao
I fricking hated that. What an ungrateful little shit. Culinary school isn't the most expensive but bail when an establishment fronts that for you is just disrespectful. Carmy should have fired him
It seemed stupid to pay for their tuition anyway. Just put them on a low skill job like salad station or something until they work their way up.
well they didnt have a kitchen for two months. he sent everyone out on side quests for skills and character development because the Bear is a shonen anime
d00d.... chefs are le heckin rockstarinos!!! they have SEX and have TATOOS!! truly they are the modern philosophers like my heckin Bourdaino!!
Bourdain is such a homosexual
real chefs are fascists like Gordon Ramsey
Bourdain is just Blue State Guy Fieri
Bourdain did all his cooking with a spoon and a bic lighter.
I'm a cook and I have sex. I only recently got my frist tattoo
you're gonna need about 10 more if you wanna get a star - and make sure at least one is the Chicago flag
Don't you somewhat envy the comfort and fulfillment people can find in that subculture though?
I LIKE placing myself in the mindset of a fan of cynics and ultra blue collars and enjoying their kino because that's not who I really am.
But then again. Im high IQ and you guys are just saltines.
>Don't you somewhat envy the comfort and fulfillment people can find in that subculture though?
Drug addiction, mental illness, and general dysfunction are infamously common in people who work in professional kitchens. It's one of the most stressful and demanding environments you could possibly work in.
>d00d.... chefs are le heckin rockstarinos!!! they have SEX and have TATOOS!! truly they are the modern philosophers like my heckin Bourdaino!!
this shit pisses me off. Cooking food for people like a cuck homosexual isn't masculine. Society really does act like chefs are the coolest people on earth. imagine telling one of these homosexuals to get back in the kitchen. lol.
>cooking isn't masculine
I was going to say "neither is painting or designing things but the most famous painters and designers were masculine" but then I realized it was just pandering.
Everything creative is masculine. Feminine jobs are things like working in a nursery. You can't call cooking a feminine thing.
This dude probably shovels mcdonalds chicken nuggets and Monster zero in his face all day and wants to tell you food chemists arent worth their wage.
Cooking is based, it's the building block of civilization. Once we were able to harness fire, we could prepare food efficiently and build societies instead of spending all of our time foraging around.
what do you do for work?
YES CHEF
Heard
Like what? Nothing weird, besides the industry lingo
I think its because normies think its so cool when you say frick every other word because it shows how hardcore you are, and that you arent afraid to use swear words
Moms gonna freak!
>LE CONSTANT STUTTERING AND YELLING FOLLOWED BY CLOSE UPS OF PEOPLES FACES INST THIS SHOW SO LE HECKIN DEEP!??!
is this your first tv show? if people talked realistically, tv would suck shit.
It insists upon itself
what does that mean?
this is really offensive. like Cinemaphile posts that did not age well. actually disgusting, i had to turn it off.
Lmao what the frick is this? Is Veep always like this?
stay on office US and brooklyn nine nine. That's more up your speed
ESL-kun, it was an honest question.
are you implying this is anything less than pure comedy kino?
I know exactly 0 about Veep. I just assumed it was a serious show about the Vice President.
it's a comedy. Kino for six seasons. The last one is kinda meh but still watchable
I'ma need more for you than this and a popular webm of a smiling Julia Louis-Dreyfus going "what the frick" through clenched teeth
just torrent the pilot. You will like it
we only had one good comedy show on this level since veep ended and it's girls5eva
That show SUCKS and you're insane for liking it. I hope you're a woman because that's the only way you can like girls5eva. fricking hell.
bump
>not rating girls5eva
get some taste plebeian
I do rate it. It's a 0/10. frick off.
>wishes belong at the bottom of a well along with unwanted girl children
That's awful, like genuinely terrible. There was like one good joke and the rest was just gross for no reason.
heard chef
The young chef is a bit uppity but otherwise the show is fine
it do be like that somethings tho
Nobody talks like people talk in movies or tv shows.
>FRICK IM STRESSED
>IM LOCKED IN A FRICKING FRIDGE ON OPENING NIGHT AND IM PISSED OFF AND VENTING
>IM HAVING DIFFICULTY BALANCING WORK AND LIFE. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST FOCUS ON ONE THING FOR NOW.
>Wow, frick you carmy. We're breaking up
At least that was realistic.
now post the real lines from the ep
That’s more or less the gist of it except Claire says “I’m really sorry you feel that way” and then leaves. That message she left him earlier in the night was a royal kick in the nuts for making him feel like a big league chew piece of shit
>That’s more or less the gist of it
no it isn't. I saw that episode literally two hours ago
Then watch it again, and stay off your phone this time.
then post those lines you fricking chud of a moron
>gets locked in a fridge
>says he did this to himself because he wasn’t focused
>says he’s good at what he does because he only focuses on one thing
>says he doesn’t need fun or enjoyment and that it’s a waste of time
>Claire hears this
>leaves
How is it not? Forget the fluff it’s literally the cliff notes of exactly what happened
you know you can open that episode right now and watch that scene?
I watched it a few days ago I’m telling you exactly what happened. Last (You) from me dipshit
THEN POST THE EXACT LINES JESUS FRICKING CHRIST
Nta but How about you do it homosexual
burden is not on me. He is the one claiming something. I only said he's wrong and i dared him to post the lines. It should've been very easy. I wonder why he's not doing it. Any idea?
I don’t care to put in the effort for your pedantic ass when I’m right anyway.
You aren’t me, but you are right
then just rewatch that scene for yourself and be less of a moron in the next thread. I accept your concession
I'm genuinely curious about your interpretation of the scene.
you might legitimately have autism and i'm not joking or being mean right now if you can't see how hurtful he was in his words. There's nothing to interpret. Look at his reaction when he realized she heard him
Ah, I gotcha now. My mistake for thinking he deserves a bit of leeway with everything going on in his life. Claire's got it so hard, after all.
so you do have autism
This. Everything was going wrong, and Claire never bothered to realize how stressed he was and how important this was to him. Anyone with a modicum of sympathy would try to help him, but instead she just bolted.
>fricking bullshit
>no amount of good is worth how fricking terrible this feels
>complete waste of fricking time
you legitimately have autism
>wtf why is he saying all these things? It's not like this was a stressful situation! He's just a complete butthole, because clearly anyone in this exact situation would be sunshine and rainbows.
It's the situation with Sidney and Marcus all over again.
No one’s arguing that Claire wasn’t absolutely devastated and that Carmy felt like a huge piece of shit afterward
You sound like a lonely fellow
Claire and Carmen break up? This fricking sucks, what is Carmen's fricking problem with being a sperg lmao.
I thought the entire point of season 2 so far was Carmen realizing he can be in love and be happy and to accept these after his own brother fricking kills himself
I thought that was also the point after the flashback episode where they try to help him and do things outside of what it was, and him realzing food and dealing with this shit isn't what life is about.
God this sucks
The way I interpret it there isn’t finality to the situation. Is it bad? Yeh, but it’s left in the lurch to see how it truly resolves itself next season. Sorry for spoilers anon
Coldplay dude was such a pain in the ass. Almost turnes off the tv because of him
Strangely enough, best episode of season 2 was his character development ep and was amazing, hopenge stays that way
coldplay?
I think he's talking about Mike
He plays the pain in the ass well, it really infuriates you. His episode was also my favorite.
just not gonna watch
There's no white people. It's badly written too.
Bugmen show. The one friend I have who watches this lives in brooklyn
Woke pozzed globohomosexual israelitery fricking Black folk and hispanics ruining tv and movies. I'm tired of seeing coloreds and being told my whiteness is bad
Nice memes.
>I’ve been found out!
> When people in movies don't speak how they would in real life
>guy doing meth on opening night
At least that was realistic
>reeee stop working hard and having a sex life and being socially capable
Admit it, you're not annoyed with the tattoos.
Maybe civilians don’t but it’s accurate to how we talk on the line. *drags cigarette*
>chud never leaves house
>chud's only social interaction is shistposting on a taiwanese knitting board
>chud watches Cinemaphile and sees people having conversation
>chud has a meltdown characters aren't talking about feet, sneed and dicky
kwab
you will never be a woman
>you will never be a woman
based
I love being a man, stupid troon
chudtoids what is our response to this????
I don't understand the question and I won't respond
literally me
Why the frick are women so wet for this guy and his arms?
grow some, you wet noodle, then you'll see.
but you'll not, so I will tell you. women love arms like this because I can snap your zesty twink neck with them within NANOseconds, that's below one second.
He is a Bruce Springsteen song in human form. Thats why they like everything down to his HANDS. They want to make little Fonzi babies with him.
I dunno, but maybe when you figure it out, you can put it in your manifesto before you go shoot up a public area.
dude big arms and hands are pretty important to making girls wet for you
stop being a virgin incel
>constantly eating
>they're all thin
fricking hate this unrealistic bullshit
Fak isn’t. And he’s the only actual chef irl
Have we even see him cook? Thought he was the maintenance guy
Yeah, he’s just a maintenance guy on the show, but he’s a chef outside the show.
>eating makes you fat
They're physically active all day. Crazy that someone needs such a simple thing explained to them.
>75 replies
>5 images
I don’t understand this image at all
>Captcha: HAWAAA
>The PR isnt a huge b***h this season
>actually likeable and chill
>her character only exists to smile when someone is nice to her
i like it
>anon discovers fiction
But everybody talks about episode 6.
>the bear
>feed the beast
They make these same restaurant shows every couple years and they go nowhere. They are the only life experience - self inserts of waiters turned script writer.
He talks that way because he was a successful chef working in world class kitchens but then flamed out and got stuck running a shithole. It's not even a chef thing really. Lots of people work prestigious jobs, fall off, get stuck working somewhere shittier, and try to keep doing things the same way out of pride or whatever.
He’s a classically trained chef and applying those fundamentals to his private business. It’s objectively elevating the place and giving his employees incredible on the job experience
I would actually love to be a chef but unfortunately it pays like absolute dogshit unless you're in the highest 1% of the highest 1%, instead I'm an accountant
>it pays like absolute dogshit
depends. I mean, in my country when you are a chef doing wedding gigs, you can earn quite a lot
I'd put catering in a different category
not exactly catering. They are doing the meals on the spot with some prepwork of course
cooks do, the black guy sounds exactly like every black guy in a kitchen I’ve ever worked with
You're right. Kitchens can get heated but rarely doesn't it stay on for the entire shift.
have you ever worked in a nice kitchen or a bar with prep? They got it pretty spot on. I worked with a chef who had previously been michelin starred and was a complete and total prick, until the restaurant he was currently running got sacked by bad reviews and shut down after 5 months, then he became humbled and chill. Read the article about Mission Chinese that came out a few summers ago. Theres some fricked up energy in a lot of big time kitchens that doesn't exist anywhere else.
>Nobody fricking talks like this in real life.
like what?
At least this show has cooks with substance abuse problems. I was a cook for a few years - alcohol and weed were perfectly normal but I also saw a lot of people addicted to painkillers, even a few cooks who got fired for shooting up in the bathroom
richie was selling coke in season 1 and there was that guy who was in the last episode and got caught smoking crack and immediately fired, but apart from that all the cooks are completely straight edge workaholics. nobody even drinks. I'm not against it to be honest, sure there are some junkies but its not everybody and in a small team of cooks its not uncommon for none of them to be addicts.
my favourite chef was a guy who had gotten clean from meth after losing his wife and kids, really nice guy. when i was starting out there was one cook who was actively using and dealing coke out of the kitchen, passing bags through the window and back door all day. he listened to nothing but 90s nu-metal and rap rock and was really annoying. for every guy like him theres about 5 alcoholics, 20 who smoke like chimneys, 10 who do things in moderation and 5 sober (in recovery mostly)
I worked in an upscale restaurant for nearly a decade and never called anybody chef. in the back of the house you have illegals, drug addicts, a few normal people and ex convicts. the executive chef, our boss, was never called chef. we used nicknames or somebody's first name.
sometimes a few of culinary school trained guys would do that and we'd make fun of them. most of those guys never lasted long because a kitchen is more like a pirate ship full of a bunch of foul mouthed buttholes.
if you worked in more than one kitchen you'd know that they have different rules and cultures. some they call the chef chef, some they call everyone chef (came from the french laundry, a real restaurant that carmy canonically worked at), some you call nobody chef, and its not really dependant on the class of restaurant either. there are shitholes that say chef and there are michelin starred places that don't.
Why does this aggressive Italian American man inexplicably start talking like a liberal white woman on Twitter?
Because those talentless c**ts were the ones who wrote the show.
what the FRICK is her problem?
Internal or external? This season she had both, but based on the season finale she just doesn’t have what it takes to lead yet. I have a shit memory, but I can’t remember one time where she actually took control of a situation and handled it by herself. She has always needed a helping hand to bail her out of make or break situations
i want a gf like that. Those scenes where she's cooking with Carmy in his apartment had more intimacy and chemistry than anything with claire bear
the Claire character was so annoying with her dumb little quips
felt the same. She has no personality
>got memed into watching this because of this thread
>episode 1
>guy is having a heart attack over slow-roasting some beef
>*sees an influx of customers*- "we need more bread" (bread is made by hand so would take several hours to rise and then bake)
convince me not to drop this here and now
Just WAIT until episode 6
also why does a sandwich shop need 6 staff
Fricking this! Shows acting like they are doing 200 people in two hours sittings. Frick outta here with this fake shit.
>spend hours prepping for customers
>then instead of opening, they sit at a table and eat other food they made by themselves
schizo show
>the meal is a separate meal specially prepared instead of just excess of the food they plan on serving to customers
very efficient use of staff time!
I only watched a few episodes but I feel like the only time I even saw them serve food was the hot dogs and xanax ecto cooler at the kid party. Plus why was the spanish lady making mashed potatoes?
it's a staff meal morons, do you think they wanna be eating the same shit they make everyday
is it gilmore girlian? or aaron sorkian?
oh no
dont tell me its actually whedonian speak
I thought the first season was pretty good, was good that it solely focused on how hard it is to just run a shitty resturant and keep all that floating. While keeping charadcter moments at very brief but building said characters up more with them.
I'm a bit halfway through season 2 and it's been just okay, some episodes are good like the flashback one, but some are just disconbobulated with how spaced out events are, and how fast everything is moving. And just whats going on with the actual storyline is a little dumb, you don't just immediately open a new resturant while asking for even more money, it's just not how resturants work lmao.
white boy with a little bit of rizz busts it down chicago style... is he goated with the sauce?
hes mid fr
I just don't get how and obvious heroin addict like this guy can land such a hot wife like his. Frickk
Best episodes
1) Episode 6 with the family
2) Episode 7 with Richie
3) Episode 4 with Marcus
Richie grew a lot this season. I remember watching s1 and constantly thinking
>why aren't they firing this moron?
but now he's quality restaurant worker and a human bean
Yeh Richies growth was the best part of the season
I didn't really like how he turns into a top tier maitre d' in a week after being such a screwup, but I guess they needed to fit it into the timeline. I guess he always had it in him and something just needed to click.
I mostly agree that the it was way too fast and implausible, but I think that Britta moving on by getting engaged to another man at such a crucial time for him could have given additional motivation
yeah its a bit much but i still think its a top tier episode
I thought it was just him embracing his need for control into something that actually worked. It's why he ended up running the kitchen at the end.
>Yo! Hey, cousin!
why was syd nervous when she heard the name of the fridge guy? As if she were the one that fricked it up. I remember a scene when they are messing up his name and she was there but i don't understand that part
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worked in a kitchen and it shows
I have worked in four restaurants. 3/4 had people speaking like this.
this show has pretty naturalistic dialogue and acting tho
>drug a bunch of children
>everyone is completely unconcerned
>this is apparently humorous
do americans really
Is the entire cast Black folk and israelites lol holy frick.
Yes, and they all talk about how evil whites people are.
I hope not. I'm australian and watching this was fricking painful, i only lasted 1 episode and had to fricking stop.
SANDWICH MAKE ME MAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M COOKING FOOD MY LIFE IS SO HARD
>Supposed to take place in the city of Chicago
>Directed by California scum
>They say in the TV show that they're going to go to some of the best restaurants in Chicago
>All of them are in Logan square
homie what?!