I watched a pirated stream of it and it sucked dick. It was already on HBO but I didn't want to give them any credit for someone watching their shitty movie.
>golden globes
kek, was watching a docu about dem globes
created by yugoslav money launderers >inb4 so what oscars are created by israelites congratulating themselves on the goyslop
yeah
>cinematic and box office achievement
what a joke. If I take a piss on screen full wiener and balls visible and it breaks box office records do I get an award too?
>I'm just Ken (and I'm enough) >And I'm great at doing stuff >So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken >My name's Ken (and so am I) >Put that manly hand in mine >So, hey, world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken >Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else)
>I'm just Ken (and I'm enough) >And I'm great at doing stuff >So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken >My name's Ken (and so am I) >Put that manly hand in mine >So, hey, world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken >Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else)
>Doesn't seem to matter what I do >I'm always number two >No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh, I >I have feelings that I can't explain >Drivin' me insane >All my life, been so polite
>'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten >Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? >I'm just Ken >Where I see love, she sees a friend >What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
>I'm just Ken (and I'm enough) >And I'm great at doing stuff >So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My mom, sister and and their friends didn't like it.
They just wanted a fun silly comedy where Barbie and Ken ended up together. Instead it's like hamfisted gender war crap. All the good stuff are in the ads/webms. Rest is just cringe.
Wow I can't believe billy eyelash won an award. It surely has nothing to do with her career being cultivated by hollywood since she was a child. She's such an inspiration to us regular folk with no industry ties and connections.
Does Billie Eilish’s shit music deserve accolades?
Nothing about this homosexual film deserves any attention or accolades. If you watched this movie you’re worthless as a human.
I watched a pirated stream of it and it sucked dick. It was already on HBO but I didn't want to give them any credit for someone watching their shitty movie.
>Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
AND THE AWARD FOR "FAKE CATEGORY INVENTED TO GIVE BARBIE AN AWARD" GOES TO...
>established 2023
Wow you aren't kidding. The goyslop award kek
It was a category for capeshits but somehow Barbie won
>making a category for capeshit the year capeshit stopped having relevance in the public eye
As if Hollywood had the foresight to foreseen it
What can you even be thankful for if you receive the award? Who do you thank, and what for? Spending money? Who picks up the award?
The producer picks up the award and thanks the sheep who bought tickets to the movie.
>golden globes
might as well win a participation trophy
>golden globes
kek, was watching a docu about dem globes
created by yugoslav money launderers
>inb4 so what oscars are created by israelites congratulating themselves on the goyslop
yeah
The movie is mediocre shit, but not getting any of these homosexual awards isn't a parameter for anything
Really wanna cum on her face lads
that's not how you congratulate someone
Why are you panicking?
I cut my wiener off and this is the first movie that truly represented me, so it should win everything.
>cinematic and box office achievement
what a joke. If I take a piss on screen full wiener and balls visible and it breaks box office records do I get an award too?
I'd give you an award 🙂
My wiener is award winning thats for sure
If Barbie should have won an award for a song, it should have been for Ken's big song and dance number.
We are Kenough, bros.
>I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
>And I'm great at doing stuff
>So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
>My name's Ken (and so am I)
>Put that manly hand in mine
>So, hey, world, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
>Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else)
If this piece of shit proved anything, it’s that Goose is multi-talented.
I did like all the Kens joining in solidarity at "And I'm enough".
if they got actual talented musicians and singers, this song might have been a 6/10 at best, it was a D-grade musical song at best.
I tuned in just in time to see him lose to RDJ then after that things just got worse.
>Doesn't seem to matter what I do
>I'm always number two
>No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh, I
>I have feelings that I can't explain
>Drivin' me insane
>All my life, been so polite
>'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
>Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
>I'm just Ken
>Where I see love, she sees a friend
>What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
>I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
>And I'm great at doing stuff
>So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
>Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else)
>Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
Why?
so that barbie could win
>Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
goyslop category in a desperate attempt to get viewers back
>Cinematic and box office achievement
What the frick? An award for... the movie that made the most money?
yes. the oscar's tried to do the same thing a few years ago to give black panther an oscar too
>box office achievement
>which was one of two new categories introduced this year
i guess it had to win something for "the message"
I watched the speech, had to close the tab midway
All the awards became irrelevant like 5 years ago.
I haven't seen an award-winning movie since "Green Book". It was pretty good.
My mom, sister and and their friends didn't like it.
They just wanted a fun silly comedy where Barbie and Ken ended up together. Instead it's like hamfisted gender war crap. All the good stuff are in the ads/webms. Rest is just cringe.
imagine a good barbie romcom, they could've made so many more millions
I do enjoy that culture war stuff is ruining things that women like. It's gone unnoticed by them because it was to their advantage.
Reminder what Gary Oldman called the Golden Globes: "90 nobodies having a wank".
what the frick is What Was I Made For and how did it beat I'm Just Ken?
It won a third award for most paid shilling!
Wow I can't believe billy eyelash won an award. It surely has nothing to do with her career being cultivated by hollywood since she was a child. She's such an inspiration to us regular folk with no industry ties and connections.
>genre films can't win, we must make up cathegor-
return of the king? dark knight?