>NOOO KATHY BATES AND HER SEXY BBW BOD IS NUDE IN THE JACUZZI WITH ME AAAHHH I’M GOING INSAAAANE
why were boomers so low t? I’d be knee deep in her stinkhole
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they were gay
>sexy bbw bod
Let's not go crazy here, I'm a fatgay and I still wouldn't go that far. She's no Boberry.
Same, Ive always dug fatties but Bates has a bit of an odd face and never had the ass and breasts to make her a true braphog. 4/10 on the BBW scale. I'd probably would have fricked her in her Titanic days, for the story.
I would have fricked Misery Kathy Bates
I've have jerked off to her in this scene at least once.
i want to see her pooping
and smell it
Post Kathy kino
The Late Shift where she plays Jay Leno’s aggressive manager is a good role
Misery would be really hot if it were about her sexually assaulting/molesting him instead of harming him
Watch the beginning scene where she's cooking breakfast in the movie failure to launch. You can see her big breasts and ass
>Kathy Bates playing a hot gmommy + McKinoghey in his romcom era
Sounds like a 9/10 movie at least
There’s even a paintball plot and one sequence has fricking horse face Sarah Jessica Parker winning the game, the movie is hilarious
I'm not attracted to her but if I was in a hot tub with any naked woman I think I would just do whatever they said
yes I'm that much of a beta
Imagine the sad motherfricker who is the right combination of horny, desperate and superstitious to reply "slam tight piggy" like I just did. What a fricking disgrace I am.
slam tight piggy
Too skinny to be a proper slampig, and that is a very cheap "You've been visited by" pic. Still
Slam tight piggy
Post a propper piggy then
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SLAM TIGHT PIGGY PLEASE GOD
slam tight piggy
that chick isnt even fat, i want a real slam piggy not this stick figure!
Slam tight piggy
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"slam tight piggy"
damn had a slampiggy looked just like her. hit it raw on the reg. FRICK
not looking for a slampig atm though frick yourself anon with you gay bullshit.
slam tight piggy
Even when she was in her prime she was… meh. That’s the problem, she’s not hideous enough to fetishize and not pretty enough to admire. She’s just horribly plain.
Looks like the kind of quiet girl you expect she's going to be shy and frigid and 10 minutes in she's gobbling your wiener and balls together like one of those giant snakes and you cum so hard you pass out
>cum so hard you pass out
She was cute in Straight Time
i just watched that too and when i watched it found myself attracted to the woman playing Busey's wife in it and I couldnt really figure out why. then look it up and see its Kathy Bates and didnt know how to feel about it lol
then i remembered getting half a chub to her in Misery, so maybe ive always secretly had a thing for her even though i keep trying to deny my attraction to her
Could be two separate reasons why you were attracted to her though. I thought she was just cute in Straight Time but I also like when women are mean to me so Misery is kind of my jam too
uncanny
poor anon has so little experience with seeing women smile at him that he has mistaken a facial expression for resemblence
Poor little nostalgia simp seethes at the reality that his waifu looks like kathy bates
I’m not him but there is a resemblance. Seethe orbiter
Excellent taste. I'd bang Kathy Bates at any age and any weight
compared to the dysgenic mutts and third worlders zoomers have, I'm sure a disgusting Kathy Bates is 10/10 for them.
not everybody is a monkey who'd literally frick any warm hole available
ok boomer
>not everybody is a monkey who'd literally frick any warm hole available
your father did
For some reason I have a craving for flapjacks...
I get shamed for not fricking fatties.
Damn future Linsay Ellis is fine
I once had a threesome with two Kathy Bates-tier women. I was a bartender and they sat at my bar all night ordering shots and they would always purchase a third shot for me. They were in town for a convention and I went to their hotel room at 2am.
They were both married.
Damn bro I’m jealous. I’ve always been in a relationship when I’m a bartender
>I’ve always been in a relationship when I’m a bartender
So was I.
That’s not very based dude.
>From what I've seen, anon, you shouldn't have a girlfriend.
- my female manager
Cheating isn’t a cool thing.
I had a night with a mexican girl that was big like Kathy Bates and like three inches taller than me. I didn't give a frick because she had a really gorgeous face and huge breasts.
kino movie, just rewatched all of Alexander Payne's movies recently. She honestly wasn't that crazy...seemed like a fun person to hang with. But her personality didn't mesh at all with Schmidt and in that day she was considered pretty obese. When she tried fricking him in the hot tub it was a huge moment
You shouldve bought a squirrel!
God damnit im trying to nofap
I've only seen her in Titanic and on American Horror Story.
Is Kathy Bates the world's most likeable fat chick?
>the world's only likeable fat lady
FTFY
My friend keeps trying to rope me into his open relationship, it's happened with his ex and current gf, both tatted up slampigs. No idea why he's so hellbent on me fricking his gfs but I haven't gone through with it either time. I live like 4 hours away from him so it's an easy situation to avoid.
Just frick her, anon. Your buddy clearly trusts you.
Can't, she looks like my mom
You must provide proof to back up such an outrageous and arousing statement
Honestly, this thread is making me realize that while I don't necessarily find her SEXY, she'd be a great main character in a filmed weight gain story. She's got a face that's not physically attractive but takes well to a kind of piggishness. I need to see her gradually put on a large amount of weight as she steadily gets greedier and more gluttonous, her eyes lighting up with piggish glee as she sneaks sweets and treats, gradually giving way to open indulgence of the worst foods as she swells bigger and bigger.
She's got a good face for that. For that sort of story you don't want a girl who's too pretty, and who has a certain porkish look to her from the start.