>NOOOO BLACK MAGIC IS EVIL AND THE RED WOMAN NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED!
>but could she actually use black magic to bring Jon Snow back real quick tho
>NOOOO BLACK MAGIC IS EVIL AND THE RED WOMAN NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED!
>NOOOO BLACK MAGIC IS EVIL AND THE RED WOMAN NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED!
>but could she actually use black magic to bring Jon Snow back real quick tho
bit late to be complaining about the game of thrones writing
brah it's never too late to complain about the disaster that is the D&D show.
Me playing with my playmobils.
They kind of made Barriston Selmy into an butthole.
During the War Stories scene he’s happily enjoying Jamie’s company and they’re reminiscing about battles they fought together.
Then when he gets fired from the Kingsguard he slanders Jamie of all people in his rant.
In the book Selmy hated Jaime for being an oathbreaker:
“Ser Barristan had tears in his eyes. "I took Robert's pardon, aye. I served him in Kingsguard and council. Served with the Kingslayer and others near as bad, who soiled the white cloak I wore."”
“Selmy had never approved of Jaime's presence in his precious Kingsguard. Before the rebellion, the old knight thought him too young and untried; afterward, he had been known to say that the Kingslayer should exchange that white cloak for a black one.“
So are you saying in the War Stories scene Barriston should have been a little more standoffish toward Jamie and the writers of the show didn’t know what these characters were like yet or what.
Yeah probably, at that point the writers likely didn’t want the only scene with him in it to be him being an ass, wouldn’t have sold the character as very likeable
Even Ned homosexual was rude to Jamie.
Selmy's a sanctimonious prick. Served the Mad King during his reign of terror, then switched allegiances to the Usurper, did nothing when Cersei tore up Robert's last wishes and had Ned imprisoned... But still postures himself as le gallant night. He was morally bankrupt.
Selmy was a careerist and an opportunist. When he sees the Mad King sinking ship he switches to Robert. When Rob dies and he's stuck with mad incest kid gonna start a new war, he fricks off to Esso.
So was Selmy just butchered and poorly written in the show or was he always like this?
>What the mad king did to your family was a horrible crime. I of course stood by with honor as they roasted alive.
>SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
>I must be loyle to my queen
dont forget the frey cake too
>in DA BOOKS
kys tolkeinautist
Frick off D&D apologist.
ok so read the book and discuss it on Cinemaphile?
the dorne arc was so strange
It's weird because they had a Dorne plot to work with but decided to throw it out for some reason.
Why was Dorne so fricking gay and irrelevant in the show? Represented by the Sand Twats and literally all of that could have just been shaved off the show and nothing would change.
Darkstar is too powerful to be shown on television.
>Princess Arianne, there is something you forgot.
>*drinks lemonwater*
>My cousin was Sword of the Morning...
>*fails to kill a 10 year old girl*
>...but I am of the night.
>*runs away*
Cast him.
This is describing 2 different eras of the series. Did Jamie not go to save Marcella with Bronn in the books?
>Did Jamie not go to save Marcella with Bronn in the books?
No he did not.
So what the frick was that all about then? Why were the sand c**ts even in the fricking show, you can cut them completely out and literally LITERALLY nothing changes. It’s almost worth having them for Cersei extracting revenge and Cersei instantly became my favorite character because I projected my metatextual hatred for these “characters” onto Cersei and lived my revenge fantasy vicariously through Cersei, and I’m sitting here wondering was that the intent?
>Viserys: sick demented rapist little girl beating freak
gets killed horribly and disgracefully
>sand snatches, annoying horrible twats who kill their own family for no reason and little girls
gets killed horribly and disgracefully
>merrin trant, beats little girls because…. ???
gets killed horribly and disgracefully
Like I’d rather just have these charters be less abrasive and more enjoyable than just be pissed off with every second of screen time they have only to be kind of satisfied when they finally get killed off.
>Now let's see the breasts
Bet he sweated his skin off after Carice van Houten went all #metoo
QRD?
He and Carice did a DVD commentary for the shadow baby episode and he tells a story about how he went to see Carice being fitted with the prosthetic pregnant belly
Liam: "Now let's see the breasts"
Carice: *shows*
Liam: "They're really good!"
Carice: "They're mine"
and he goes red because he thought the breasts were part of the prosthetic too. Of coures it really was just bantz and Carice laughs it off in the commentary too
>the Freys
Wow. Imagine committing the Red Wedding when the only thing preventing your entire house from meeting a grizzly fate is Tywin Lannister being alive (hopefully). Kind of feel like that was a dumb move.
You just don't understand, Davos just knew from the three times he had previously talked with Jon that only he could unite the northmen, nights watch and wildlings into defeating the boletins and make an united front agajnst the coming walkers. This would be solidified with a miraculous rise from the dead. Davos was playing 86 dimension chess.
Also, he should have fricked Missandrei.
>While Davos kinda forgot about his hatred of magic.
omg was that like 10 years ago?
i dont even want to google it when it was, it seems like it was 10 years ago, maybe less
did the fat shit and piss and gay fetishist man finish thte books?
the last book came out well over 10 years ago
I like how this frick just forgets about Stannis and becomes Jon's hype man. So absurd. Didn't he have a wife? They seem to forgot that one...
kek, I forgot there’s absolutely no reason why this guy spurred on in this meaningless war instead of immediately packing it in when Stannis got wiped
Why the FRICK was Stannis north of the wall when he showed up out of nowhere to kill the wildlings? Why? How? When? The frick even was that?
Maester Aemon sends letters to all the kings asking for help. Stannis leaves Dragonstone with all his force, sails up to Eastwatch with and marches west to attack Mance and demolishes the wildlings despite being outnumbered 10 to 1.
I know everyone is asshurt about Arthur Dane dual wielding swords in the show but bookBlack personing aside was that the highest power level battle in the series? Hound v Mountain at that jousting tourney?
Arya vs Brienne
No. If we’re talking strongest fighter you could make an argument for Arya since she has superpowers, Jakkan Haggar in that case was easily the “strongest fighter” but at that point you’re not even human anymore, you’re like Spider-man or some shit.
>Dragons haven’t won a war in hundreds of years, armies win wars all the time.
>But let’s wait until the dragons are 80 feet long and nigh unkillable before doing shit lol it’ll be fine probably lol
What the frick was this writing? BobbyB wanted her snuffed out right away even before the dragons hatched.
He seems like exactly the kind of arrogant dickhead that would assume the dragons really weren't as bad as people said they were.
At the very least they’re an airborne mount that can blast fire hot enough to melt castles. Wasn’t he staying in a dragon ruin when he had Arya catering for him, the dumb frick.