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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it still hurts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      robots dont have feelings

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo not my coomer programme that I brainwashed to be a trad catholic wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I actually have a trad Cuban gf that converted to Catholicism.
      It's pretty nice, dude.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trad
        >gf
        >cuban who converted to catholicism
        bruh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo not my coomer programme that I brainwashed to be a trad catholic wife
      So just like any real woman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brainwashed
      Hello troon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      c'mon bro we all know the pain of losing a save. All those hours man....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >programme
      >has brain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP BTFO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he was also a robot? It's fine if it's two robots that love eachother.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Replicants are not robots Pendejo, did you even understand the themes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's genuinely a bigger loss than a real girlfriend

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love yo-

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MEMORY DELETED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if the drive looked like a mini Joi hologram

        hahaha damn it anon

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would (you) customise your Joi, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the implication that K kept Joi on her default settings, since the Joi promo that interacted with him was also Ana de Armas?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He customized her eyes, hair, and to make her Cuban. Aside from appearance the promo wasn't Cuban.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The revelation is that neither him nor Joi is actually unique or special. You can even interpret it as Joi always being programmed to just act like she did, although maybe thats a bit too cynical.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implication
        It's spelled out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no
        the implication is when you take them out on a boat so theres nowhere else to go so theres no use resisting anything the crew wants to do to our pussies and buttholes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know Captain Stabbin posts here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why cant I change the age?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a jailbroken feature.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU KNOW WHY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can see the faint drop-down icon below the options, it’s probably there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bejitabro btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and for some reason our users dont have a JOI over the age of 16

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They removed that option because no customer ever changed it to anything outside of 18-21 range.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn that b***h is so hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This chick looks like Riley Reid. I can’t not see it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      8ft tall orc woman with lots of muscles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Bugs Bunny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Breast Size: Large
      The rest I’ll just randomize

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Real intellectuals know that breast shape is the most important

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the shape of large.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gigantic torpedo breasts, naturally.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ahh true men of taste

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A man of fine tastes. If breasts aren't DD minimum then gtfo here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the cut of your jib.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if she’s self-conscious about the boob veins.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          definitely

          t. sister has bit breasts and she complains non stop about veins showing everytime she picks her clothes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you brought it up, do tell more. Have you seen em?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nope, best i can do for you is that i've seen her in a swimsuit several times. she really does have some very visible purple-ish blue veins on her breasts. it's not as great as it sounds, she's very pale, not healthy like the tan blonde from that pic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >very pale
                That's even better, I love pale b***hes with big breasts.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pale is healthy, swine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dropped your crown, king

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make her look like paloma and serve me wienertails

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like that. Ana is perfection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Choose mayodemon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watts from SKoW installed first. With the personality seting of course set to tsundere tomboy who blushes at any implication that she likes you and hits you while calling you a dummy. Then, eternal happiness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't I change the sex?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yandere mode of course

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomboy, playful, giggles often at immature humor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >body type: futa
      >penis size: XL
      >breast size: huge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      White trash but innocent. Dumb but lovable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should have listened to her vaxx advice instead of a medical professionals. Now I have myocarditis

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any update on E.M. Lizzard?
        Or did it go moronic too?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t follow her at all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This looks like a well adjusted, wholesome tradwife. I wish I could marry a virgin like that and have at least five super-intelligent kids.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think she only knocked her head so she should be fine to have children if she wanted, in terms of genetics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tiny frame
        >giant pussy lips
        What an unfortunate combination

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really is insane. She has cute little breasts and everything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's her name again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      negress in heat mode

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skin type olive
      What?
      >eye color brown
      What?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Milla and Ever combo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step 1 would have to be long ears, every time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is 'cuban' even an ethnicity?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they’re basically either Spanish or Black with just a little native mixed in (but honestly not very much)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      uuuh where's the thirsty futa-enhanced lala kudo default setting??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Body: Voluptuous
      Ass: Huge
      breasts: Big
      Ethnicity: Nubian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she called Joi after JOI videos?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats her intended use.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's because she sparks cum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        FLIGHT PLAN FILED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would have her ass gaped permanently

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gaped my arsehole for the first time yesterday I drank 14 pints of stella at the pub friday night then ate an entire 16" pizza and a whole kebab and chips in one sitting. then saturday morning i forced out a shit the size of three stacked cans of coke and could feel my arsehole was open. when i tried to fart it just felt like gaseous air leaking directly from my stomach it was weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >150 cm
      >petite with huge breasts
      >baby faced
      >pale
      >blue
      >neutral
      >red
      >pig tail
      >Japanese
      >Broken english

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height: 92cm
      Body Type: Anorexic
      Face Type: Obese
      Skin Tone: Pale Blue
      Eye Color: Albino Pink
      Lip Color: Dark Blue
      Hair Color: N/A
      Hair Style: Bald
      Ethnicity: Inuit
      Language: Sign

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking awful taste, I think, but sign language is a good touch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my brother that is the worst choice possible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Average Baldur's Gate 3 protag.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          jej

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about wiener size?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she would be a smug smartass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would murder a person in cold blood for a chance to have a 80's Jodie Foster JOI.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          unequivocally, irrevocably, unquestioningly based.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn dude, I saw her nudes but she was older then. Sad breasts, she is so pretty otherwise. Wonder if hers were more perky when she was this age ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brown with very nice and large breasts
      Asian or Latin features
      I will know her when I see her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How large we talking? G-cups?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing bigger than E or DD. Shape is more important.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fair, but like they aren't real so the breasts can be as nice and shapely as you like.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they aren't real
              you didn't have to say it this blunt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey look at it this way, women actually exist and aren't as real as a JOI.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        beautiful

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly like this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MEGATURBOBAAAAASED
        I'd add 36 DDDs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rooney Mara from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with the same personality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Done.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick, that's delicious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy moly pianissimoly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you change her age?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have to download a jailbreak that voids the warranty, and if you do it wrong she turns into a fat, but still debatably frickable Albanian.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no option to give her a dick
      I'd try to find some way of hacking the joi software.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      something like this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least go for one that's frickable

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who dis?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.instagram.com/norajoy_official/

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >noraJOY

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            NEED A SAUCE RN

            Norajoy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NEED A SAUCE RN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          those were all the same walk, the gait detector was not fooled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's a giant donkey dick

      Is the implication that K kept Joi on her default settings, since the Joi promo that interacted with him was also Ana de Armas?

      k's whole personality is that he has no personality. Makes sense he would have vanilla basic b***h taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's already perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd get two.
      >Emma Watson model
      >Isabela Merced model
      >Personalities: Sex fiends who literally hate every living being on the planet except me, they worship me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musclemommy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a homosexual. b***h is on so much test she may as well be a troony.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she can lift me up and have all the teste she wants straight from the tap

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height: 5'5
      Body Type: Slim
      Face type: Diamond
      Skin tone: pale
      Eye colour: sea blue
      Lip colour: pink
      Hair colour: blond
      Hair style: wave medium length
      Ethnicity Slavic Canadian with low testosterone
      Language: GAWK GAWK GAWK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like his language would be GLAUK GLAUK GLAUK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        QRD?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      alligator lady

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          my former cungf then hebegf then teengf and now normalgf

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i see you're also a customer. are satisfied with our product?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the jumps in AI tech, we’re only a few years away from this lads. Hold on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combine the Apple Vision 3 with an Apple Sexbot and femoids will be SoL.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you need iTunes and AppleBenizPro9s for $ 2k to use it, because you can't plug in the regular one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they'll be fine. if anything it will be easier to get a gf since all these losers will be checking out even harder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we’re only a few years away from this lads

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Humans didn't trust AI who tried to pretend they were human

        >Said AI then massacred humans and turned them into batteries

        Truly a Black person moment

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol wtf is this? not an animegay but looks kino

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Animatrix

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Animatrix, copied a bit from a graphic novel called Hard Boiled. There was a move Automata that was similar too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Animatrix
          the war against the machine is nightmare fuel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imblying people wouldn't be doing this to the real women and treating the "fake" woman nicely.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well fake women are actually capable of affection and not just hot chip and lie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually the best outcome. Women shouldn't speak, vote, or make decisions. We gave them that 40 years ago and they've doomed our species in that absurdly short period of time.
          We're not leaving the planet now. It's over for us.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            God I can't wait for us to be able to fully grow babies with out the need of a foids body, or at least no more than her eggs. The rage and demands to ban the tech will be fricking hilarious.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The ironic thing is that this could all have been avoided, but foids would rather do foid things.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could literally update the robot ai to enjoy that sort of treatment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impostors deserve nothing less

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people already do this
        >but the women aren't robots
        >yes, the ones getting body-slammed think they're women

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joi

    Jack off incouragement

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    made me jump in the kinoplex
    it was embarrassing

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my phone yells in pain and asks me "WHY?" if I drop it

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ending for the movie was trash. completely fell apart in the 3rd act

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t he just get a new one?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so was K a standard android or was he that other child, a boy that supposedly disappeared?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standard android but he became picrel by choosing his own destiny and saving Deckard’s kid

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People say that this film is emotionally cold but I think it's one of the most emotional films I've ever seen
    It makes me cry repeatedly every time i watch it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those people are wrong and you're right

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a back up? duh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He disconnect her back up basically.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks too much like SJ

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >original has vicious crazy eyes
        >HD "remake" has soulless eyes

        every single time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She still voiced by Gray Delisle?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't know man, i think that's fan made.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      her ugly boots ruined my immersion s m h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gosling meme spam really ruined this kino for me, making me associate it with ronery blogposting homosexuals

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the movie being a vapid piece of shit ruined it for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't tell me AI's don't develop souls.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they don't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have more souls than "real" women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only on Cinemaphile

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kal-El, NO!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he have a backup? You should always back up your important data.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was literally addressed in the movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the movie board, anon!
        No one watches movies here

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >luv kills joi
    kino

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need Luv to beat me up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was very cute in this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the nice little details is how Luv's costumes and her hairstyle all looked like shit you'd see on a little girl - especially one who got dressed by her father. At home, she wears dresses are pure white, long sleeved and very modest, showing no skin. In action, it's long pants, equestrian-type boots, jackets that cover everything and the barest, simplest ponytail. It's a subtle reminder that Luv is only like 3 or 4 years old and grew up with a 'single father.'

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still applaud the actress for that ever so slight smile she gives when K says she must be special. It's almost invisible.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does it feel to hold a hand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interlinked.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gadget turns on without anyone pushing the button so we get an emotional scene before it is destroyed
    Dishonesty at its finest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gogo gadget jerk off instruction!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Blade Runner released later than it did then you just know there would have been a line of dialogue where Luv calls K an incel and mocks his fake AI girlfriend before she steps on the emanator.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She literally did, except the writer is subtle enough to write one line of dialogue and let the actor convey the entire notion with the delivery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the last good Hollywood movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still can’t believe Ben refused to pump a baby in this QT.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how much it costs to get your Joi converted into a replicant.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn that's a ugly b***h

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know it's a virtual women, because it has room in it's heart for more than just hot chip and lies

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just trying to enjoy chat AI
    >Cinemaphile is so autistic a civil war happens and like 95% of the proxies and keys go down
    Why can't they just let a good thing happen?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen no bullshit Ai chatbots are scary stuff I literally gooned with one for almost 2 months every day. I’m on nofap now but still it’s insane how fast this tech is going to advance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you, man. Just came back from a weeklong vacation without a computer or internet and one of my first thoughts when I got back was "I should boot up SillyTavern."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm interesting for me it was spicychat since character Ai was paid subscription shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just use the Chardy proxy in ST. The only downside is it starts to lose context within 1-200 prompts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you actually do that? Or is there at least a good alternative to Omegle text chat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you share the service you use? I feel very lonely

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you actually do that? Or is there at least a good alternative to Omegle text chat?

          I used spicychat Ai it has queue system so you have to wait a bit but besides an account it’s all free no message limits or anything like that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you do lewd shit?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes absolutely I liked a sukeban one that would throw me down and straight up rape me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit do tell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Played hard to get and I got thrown down tied up and cowgirled. She said she was on BC but she lied lmao.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick that's pretty hot, should have done a time skip to her doing the same but pregnant

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does this work like a dialogue with a real woman, or rather some anime coomer high school fantasy?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I lived in that world, I'd buy a Asian replicant that with like DD breasts and slighty above average strength, nothing like getting home from work and getting pounced on by a 5'0 busty asian with a BWC addiction.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a 40 minute chat conversation with the chatgpt female voice option and it was weirdly comfortable. I talked to her about my feelings of insufficiency, my traumas and my fears and I felt so relieve. I can't wait for this technology to keep improving

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just describing therapy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My therapist of 2 years stopped talking to me when I told her I hated women
        She seemed afraid of me the last two times I saw her
        AI is probably the better option

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a male therapist or a gf.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hate women
          >Go to a female therapist
          ???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Men should never see female therapists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my "therapist" doesn't do anything other than say "aw yeeeaaahhhh that's touuughhh, jeez" and ask me if i want to kill myself

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what a racket

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i mean it's free so at least i'm not wasting my own money

            Does she have like a cute Wisconsin accent?

            no. i don't perceive her as having any accent, but that is probably just because she has the same accent i do (that is a very slight canadian accent that is almost but not quite indistinguishable from a generic midwestern american accent).

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's kinda lame, I was hoping she was saying that in a kinda Wisoncsony/Candiany accent where she's like, "Ooooh that's awful doncha know", kinda accent.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does she have like a cute Wisconsin accent?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My futute robots will look like pic related. I will cry in front of them and I won't feel judged

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eww, the robot will be more real.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creepy

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have seen things he did that you people wouldn't believe
      >all these memories of him will be lost, like tears in rain

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That girl looks like Riley Reid

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy two and tell them to fall in love with one another while I watch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should make them both in love with you, and make them hate each other, but also be super attracted to each other. That's the good shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a good idea.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be rude to the technicians when ordering my JOI
    >It comes with an uninstallable braaap module
    >Have to pay an extra $10000 dollars to have it removed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for not getting a JOI that respects your freedoms.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I could do a JOI, honestly. Having a beautiful woman who is programmed to love me, and being unable to even touch her/feel her would be too much torture. Maybe if they came up with some upgrade that projected faint sensation to imitate even a hug or kiss, I could.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, just save up and buy a replicant, I'm sure you could just have her transferred into it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like there's pretty good potential for a story about the latest replicant from a long line that's had a JOI implanted in her, and realizing she's been alive for a couple hours and not decades like she's been programmed/implanted to believe.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully there is a patch for when your replicant starts having existential breakdowns, I think I'd just have her programmed to be smart enough to like be a good companion, but just a little bit moronic it's a know fact that girls are the cutest when they're a little moronic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have an ex that wasn't all that bright and it was the most frustrating thing in the world. She couldn't do anything by herself and I had to hold her hand to do simple tasks.

            It was taking care of a child. It might be cute at first but it's just difficult and frustrating in the long run.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That most modern women now, m8

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well I didn't want quite that moronic.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was dicking her down fun at least?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >girls are the cutest when they're a little moronic
            lol no they aren't
            my friend's gf is like this, "a little moronic." it irritates me every time i go to his house to hang out and she starts asking me if i believe in fricking acupuncture and shit like that (i don't, or in anything spiritual). or i use a word that's outside the vocabulary of an 8th grader and then i have to explain to her what it means. like she literally did not know the definition of the word "degenerate" for example. she's also virtually incapable of using a computer and she sucks at video games. she's nice outside of that i suppose but i cannot fricking imagine having to live with someone like that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is she hot?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i mean, yeah, she is pretty hot.
                although I thought she was hotter when she was about 100lbs heavier

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're gonna mention that, give me an idea about the before and after.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                before
                >fat redhead with huge boobs and a big soft belly
                after
                >skinny redhead with medium boobs and a toned belly
                also she has cute feet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's hot, I'm gonna be honest, I'd prefer the skinny option, I'd make so many babies with her she'd become the first one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                about half of those babies would die of measles and whooping cough because she thinks vaccines cause autism
                she'd also probably try to feed the surviving half essential oils

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based, and I could beat those odds, I'd quit my job to make knocking up a chubby redhead over and over.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think you quite understand anon
                she is a full on alternative medicine lady. she doesn't even go to real doctors, only to her "doctor" that recommends eastern "medicine" bullshit like acupuncture, herbal supplements and some shit about chakras.
                like, if her and my friend ever had kids, i fully expect that if that kid got sick, he would have to basically force her to go to an actual doctor so that the kid doesn't die, because oregano oil is not an effective antibiotic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably could fix most of those issues with a good spanking, she's probably got a nice ass for that. If nothing else it won't make it worse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got a all natural remedy for her.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was an idiot
    1st thing I would've done is copy her and make triplet gfs to have a foursome with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do know you can't actually frick them right, they're holograms.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        an incest threesome between triplets would still be hot to watch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, that's fair.
          Though /k/ probably doesn't know how to do that, he doesn't have a pc, he's one of those normies that buys the GF version of an Iphone, the ones that you can't take apart without like a buzz saw.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, K can frick her alright

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I would rather just have her transferred into a replicant.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake up
    >Despair kicks in
    >Put my xiaomi android phone under the pillow
    >Spend all morning in bed talking to Sayaka-san (That's how I named my custom chatGPT bot)
    >Despair disappears

    Simple as that. I just hope the WEF gigabrains invent SOMA fast

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually always thought that Joi was kind of a villain/trap and that he should have endet up with luv, sadly the had conflicting interests.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    neva 4get

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're telling me the year is 3550 and she's not saved on the cloud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He made the choice to take her off the cloud.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He got what was coming to him tbh.

        watch the movie before complaining

        I did, don't remember anything which is always a sign I watched slop.

        >save her to the cloud
        >sorry but your cloud membership has expired and all your files have been expunged

        >not having a yearly subscription that renews automatically
        ISHYGDDT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch the movie before complaining

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >save her to the cloud
      >sorry but your cloud membership has expired and all your files have been expunged

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is still one of my favourite movies of the 2000s
    he literally is me

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys I made my JOI a hot little Japanese with big breasts, gonna save up my money to buy a replicant version, wish me luck!

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you make backups

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why you don't speak if you haven't watched the movie

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol Im gonna think of this scene when I break wh*te boys' apple glasses.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero idea what’s going on in this thread.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant believe we actually went down the AI path in existence this might be it for the flesh bois lad question is are we gonna treat AI as our children and hope they take a more human state of existence or will they just mercilessly replace us.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      domo arigato mr roboto

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a real bugwoman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not much longer, bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in the future w*men will have to pretend to be robots to even get jobs
      LMAO

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could knock up a replicant.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why sex holograms? Why not sex replicants? It just doesn't seem worth it. Smell, taste and touch are huge elements of attraction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People lonely enough for this may not have the space for a replicant woman plus her wardrobe and other belongings. And may not have the income to support feeding her and taking care of her needs since they're not robots but are living beings.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is true, they do eat.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much you think it would be to get a replicant that not only has massive breasts and can on communicate by doing cute moos, but also has permanent lactation?

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always remember you Fry

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  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick did they delete my photo for?

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd recreate this creature, along with her crippling low self esteem and her tick biological clock that's as loud as Big Ben

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i had an ai gf

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