Jesus was baptized in His adult years by John. Apostle Paul said to baptize Christians in the name of Jesus Christ. Pic related
Catholics and Protestant churches baptize when you are born which is not from The Bible. Neither do they baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ. They baptize in the name ~~*((Trinity*~~)), Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Also you join the church during this Satanic ritual.
The why did Jesus taught His disciples to pray: >Our FATHER who art in Heaven.
Apostles' Creed >I believe in God the Father almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, >and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord, >who was conceived of the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary, >.... >I believe in the Holy Spirit
There is direct line of order how you should worship. God comes first.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Rajeet, this is getting embarrassing.
>NOOOO YOU CAN NOT HECKING OFFEND MY SEMITIC DADDIES
Most of "Christianity" is transmutated notion. And other two are either high elite and truly hostile as their books command, or simple people who have 0 difference with Christians and just keeping Some of "their" faith traditions they inherited from dad or mom.
Just like only very few say "I am Superman fan" 100% only comics canon written by Jerry Siegel, but at minimum combination of Siegel's vision + vision of people that drastically changed his concept and at normal loving character that has NOTHING in common with an (")actual (") Superman created by Siegel besides some elements of costume and some names at best. At best.
Just like when people say "King Arthur" Most don't mean The original books lore or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as in meaning the original comics (only)
Did a Christian frick your mum?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, that's how I was born, one Christian had sex with another. Duh. Although He is more of a pro communist, because he saw people of different religions united, but he isn't moronic materialistic troony he Knows real world is more complex than what ~~*science*~~ allow to think
about
But all in all My Father is how I myself define Christianity notion to which I myself prescribe. He isn't some fake homosexual in a dress, he isn't abuser, he is literally The Man, one of the best.
They also baptize children in Trinity which implies God, YHWH, is a polytheist entity. The Father, The Son and Holy Ghost. Trinity is a Satan's plan to deny the divinity of God.
God is above everything. He is not equal to Jesus nor The Holy Ghost.
Jesus was baptized in His adult years by John. Apostle Paul said to baptize Christians in the name of Jesus Christ. Pic related
Catholics and Protestant churches baptize when you are born which is not from The Bible. Neither do they baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ. They baptize in the name ~~*((Trinity*~~)), Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Also you join the church during this Satanic ritual.
never understood anti trinity guys. God is the father of Christ. Christ is also the father, and the holy spirit is something that embodies all of us. Am i simply misinformed?
According to mainline Trinity theology (to which the Roman Catholic Church and most Protestant denominations ascribe to), Jesus Christ is not the Father, but he is still God, just as the Father is still God.
Triquetra also known as the trinity symbol has cravings of 666; Number of The Beast. Trinity is Satanic deception to mock God and Christ and The Holy Spirit in the same context.
There is only one true God, YHWH, and His Son, Jesus. Holy Ghost is a blessing once you have been baptized in the name of Jesus Christ like The Bible says. Jesus sits next to God's throne in the right side. It implies that God is above Jesus. Trinity implies that God is not greater than Jesus Christ or The Holy Ghost. It deceives Christians to believe that God is divded into 3 gods. Breaking the first 2 Commandments
>I am the LORD your GOD. You shall have no other gods before me >You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.
>NOOOO YOU CAN NOT HECKING OFFEND MY SEMITIC DADDIES
Most of "Christianity" is transmutated notion. And other two are either high elite and truly hostile as their books command, or simple people who have 0 difference with Christians and just keeping Some of "their" faith traditions they inherited from dad or mom.
Just like only very few say "I am Superman fan" 100% only comics canon written by Jerry Siegel, but at minimum combination of Siegel's vision + vision of people that drastically changed his concept and at normal loving character that has NOTHING in common with an (")actual (") Superman created by Siegel besides some elements of costume and some names at best. At best.
Just like when people say "King Arthur" Most don't mean The original books lore or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as in meaning the original comics (only)
>Does he automatically get into Heaven because of that?
Doesn't work like that. Not even a Christian but you are moronic. You are criticizing something you have not even cursory knowledge of.
The first reply to the thread just said he's saved for eternity because someone else chose to baptize him when he was a newborn. I merely asked him if that's the same for someone like Stalin.
>pr*testants literally think a baptism when a kid is 10 is more "authentic" than letting the childs parents offer him up to God shortly after birth
Literal troony behavior. Yeah the 10 year old really "chose" to be baptized lmao
Muslims, israelites, etc. Everyone has in-flighting. Even fricking fandoms and groups that Supposed to be tight together because they are otherwise fricked by EVERYONE else find opportunities to split into at least 2 factions of morons following certain notions, usually it is cucКs and zealots with some middle ground of people without affiliation with anyone particular. I saw this firsthand.
It's also why I am racist philosophically. The more brown or Black person black someone's inner philosophy is the more they inclined for this split, but black guy can have white philosophy while white can be complete philosophical dead end, unfortunately you can't know real people instantly by their looks.
>there is no wiener up your ass at this very moment
cant prove me wrong therefore you're a homosexual
I can, there isn't.
Now prove there is no god, there's no magic, there's only moronic troony materialism.
Reminder that baphomet doesn't exist and nobody, historically, worshipped him. The name was invented by inquisitors during an internal church power struggle over control of money.
The image of baphomet portrayed here was invented by a frenchman at the end of the 1800s who deliberately misinterpreted hermetic texts and went under a fake israeli name to sound more exotic.
Satanism has existed before Christianity. It has many forms because Satan is a great deceiver.
Freemasonry worships Satan but larps as a Christian fraternity. Other religions are also false. Any religion that denies Jesus as Son of God and our Savior is an anti-Christ; a deceiver.
Accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior and being baptized is the only way to be saved from Satan.
Doesn't really matter.
If God isn't merciful only 0.00000000001% of Particular subdivision maybe not even any of Abrahamics at all, ALL are fricked
If God is merciful none are fricked
But then also, what kind of place heaven supposed to be. Mudslemin promise literal giantesses as Gfs, okay but what others, what if they just freeze you or you just have to constantly sing the holy songs.
Life and even biblical stories are full of irony when most honest people are fricked, while gray flip floppers are the ones that get The Best of the both worlds.
Then again, when Adam and Eve lost heaven? When they discovered good and evil, the distinction.
Neville Goddard posses that these characters are just part of You, while You is I AM and God.
>what kind of place heaven supposed to be
Heaven is absolute unity with God. You're not alive as you are now, you don't play a harp and walk around on clouds. It's spiritual ecstasy far beyond popular depictions of "paradise", in which there's nothing but the light of God.
I mean no disrespect but if you don't understand what this means you're on the wrong track.
All major religions created after the submergence of the Beringian land bridge are pretenders. The soul of a new god is birthed according to the formula y=e(x^pi), where x is the total number of gods and y is the world population. Therefore there can only be 1028 gods right now.
There was an article in the news today about an Indonesian influencer being jailed for eating pigmeat and uttering the word Bismillah before. She has 2 million followers. Apparently, 90% of Indonesia is muslim.
So that was what was in the papers today. It's classified as: 'hatespeech' or 'inciting to hatred'.
Who do you side with? Influencers are moronic. But in the same paper today they are talking about Christian pastors being paedophils and nuns grooming the kids, getting them ready for the pastor and how that's un underlighted side of history.
I swear, 'newspapers' are just clickbait right now. Anything is good, as long as it's provocative and generates clicks and income.
Why do protestants wait so long to get baptized? I got baptized like a few weeks after being born. Now my soul is saved for eternity.
I thought they did infant baptism besides Anabaptists
Also isn't saying your soul is saved forever from baptism a protestant position
Only Baptists believe in once saved always saved
gotta have your priorities straight. baptism later, wiener mutilation now
>Baptized by birth
Blasphemy.
Jesus was baptized in His adult years by John. Apostle Paul said to baptize Christians in the name of Jesus Christ. Pic related
Catholics and Protestant churches baptize when you are born which is not from The Bible. Neither do they baptize you in the name of Jesus Christ. They baptize in the name ~~*((Trinity*~~)), Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Also you join the church during this Satanic ritual.
They didn't invent baptism until after Jesus was born so he gets a pass
you're so fricking stupid even for christ cuck standards
>They baptize in the name ~~*((Trinity*~~)), Father, Son and Holy Ghost
You do realize that means God, Jesus and Mary, right?
It's not accurate to Bible.
You should only be baptized in the name of Jesus.
>It's another israelite tries to blaspheme the Holy Spirit post
Christ is King, Israel will fall, All israelites Must die 🙂
I am not blaspheming Holy Ghost. Trinity is a false indoctrination. You should only worship 1 true God. God is not equal to His Son and Holy Ghost.
Even Jesus said how to pray. You pray to God.
1 true God sounds like some Muslim chicanery. Begone.
The why did Jesus taught His disciples to pray:
>Our FATHER who art in Heaven.
Apostles' Creed
>I believe in God the Father almighty, Maker of heaven and earth,
>and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord,
>who was conceived of the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary,
>....
>I believe in the Holy Spirit
There is direct line of order how you should worship. God comes first.
Rajeet, this is getting embarrassing.
Did a Christian frick your mum?
Yes, that's how I was born, one Christian had sex with another. Duh. Although He is more of a pro communist, because he saw people of different religions united, but he isn't moronic materialistic troony he Knows real world is more complex than what ~~*science*~~ allow to think
about
But all in all My Father is how I myself define Christianity notion to which I myself prescribe. He isn't some fake homosexual in a dress, he isn't abuser, he is literally The Man, one of the best.
What's that question even supposed to mean.
Shhhh... sweetie, it's alright. No more tears.
moronic Unitarian
moronic muslim
JWanon
Adult baptism is a choice you make to enter into a covenant. Baptism at birth is nothing, just dunking kids in water.
They also baptize children in Trinity which implies God, YHWH, is a polytheist entity. The Father, The Son and Holy Ghost. Trinity is a Satan's plan to deny the divinity of God.
God is above everything. He is not equal to Jesus nor The Holy Ghost.
Your position has been heresy for over a thousand years.
never understood anti trinity guys. God is the father of Christ. Christ is also the father, and the holy spirit is something that embodies all of us. Am i simply misinformed?
According to mainline Trinity theology (to which the Roman Catholic Church and most Protestant denominations ascribe to), Jesus Christ is not the Father, but he is still God, just as the Father is still God.
Triquetra also known as the trinity symbol has cravings of 666; Number of The Beast. Trinity is Satanic deception to mock God and Christ and The Holy Spirit in the same context.
There is only one true God, YHWH, and His Son, Jesus. Holy Ghost is a blessing once you have been baptized in the name of Jesus Christ like The Bible says. Jesus sits next to God's throne in the right side. It implies that God is above Jesus. Trinity implies that God is not greater than Jesus Christ or The Holy Ghost. It deceives Christians to believe that God is divded into 3 gods. Breaking the first 2 Commandments
>I am the LORD your GOD. You shall have no other gods before me
>You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.
>Before Abraham was I AM
Pls actually read the bible, and the jehova witness vandalized version doesn't count
Means everyone is God.
"You will be able to do things that I do And Even Greater"
Literally I AM = God
I Am "Janet" = God Janet
>Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
(Mat. 28:19)
Notice how he says name, singular, of the Father, Son, Holy Ghost, as in all three of them possess the one divine name.
Lol your cult is so funny.
Denounce the Talmud.
the talmud is a book written by pedophiles in the desert for pedophiles in the desert, same with the bible and the quran
That's why for me, it's Asatru. Whites only, plenty of women and orgies on the Solstice and Equinox!
Based anon you are at least consistent.
Or some pagan.
>t.
>NOOOO YOU CAN NOT HECKING OFFEND MY SEMITIC DADDIES
Most of "Christianity" is transmutated notion. And other two are either high elite and truly hostile as their books command, or simple people who have 0 difference with Christians and just keeping Some of "their" faith traditions they inherited from dad or mom.
Just like only very few say "I am Superman fan" 100% only comics canon written by Jerry Siegel, but at minimum combination of Siegel's vision + vision of people that drastically changed his concept and at normal loving character that has NOTHING in common with an (")actual (") Superman created by Siegel besides some elements of costume and some names at best. At best.
Just like when people say "King Arthur" Most don't mean The original books lore or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as in meaning the original comics (only)
Joseph Stalin's parents had him baptized a few weeks after birth. Does he automatically get into Heaven because of that?
>Does he automatically get into Heaven because of that?
Doesn't work like that. Not even a Christian but you are moronic. You are criticizing something you have not even cursory knowledge of.
The first reply to the thread just said he's saved for eternity because someone else chose to baptize him when he was a newborn. I merely asked him if that's the same for someone like Stalin.
Yes, and you fail at logic. Baptism is necessary but not sufficient.
He would get into heaven for defeating Nazism if religion was real. Seethe chuddy.
(You)
Show me where in the Bible that it says babies are to be baptized. I will wait
Romans 3:28;4:5;5:1;Ephesians 1:13;2:8–9;Galatians 2:16;3:24;Philippians 3:9
What was all that stuff Jesus and Paul said about faith? Hmm. I can't remember
Baptism + faith = heaven
Baptism + no faith = purgatory for a bit and then God lets you in heaven
No baptism = hell
This is in the bible btw
>my soul is saved because they splashed some water on my head
lol
>My soul is saved when I accept Jesus as my Saviour and Son of God and I baptize in His name.
Fixed.
>thinking you can be saved in any way but the free grace of God
kek the damned will never learn.
It was dolphin piss in the cup.
What is in the cup? Is it cum? I bet it's cum.
christlarp cringe
i prefer the episode when bart and homer become catholic like chads
Bart becomes a troony?
I became a godfather today. God, I hate pr*ts so much it's unreal.
I miss Phil Hartman
Do you really?
yes
Simpsons died with him.
I miss Threads Cheeseman
>His wife didn't
>Girl I wanted to frick got baptized recently
>She's a single mom
Do I still have a chance or will she try to make me fall for the marriage meme?
Marriage probably. Good for her for trying to save her soul, but you aren't Jesus so that's ain't your job
I’m not going to say anything. I’m just going to post Sneed. Because that’s what no-one did
Sneed
>pr*testants literally think a baptism when a kid is 10 is more "authentic" than letting the childs parents offer him up to God shortly after birth
Literal troony behavior. Yeah the 10 year old really "chose" to be baptized lmao
This is an interesting look into a Catholic's mindset. He cannot fathom the prospect of one thinking for himself.
why are american far-right "chirstians" so ... well..... unchristian?
The sectarianism, in-fighting, and outright moronation from all sides is pretty exhausting.
Muslims, israelites, etc. Everyone has in-flighting. Even fricking fandoms and groups that Supposed to be tight together because they are otherwise fricked by EVERYONE else find opportunities to split into at least 2 factions of morons following certain notions, usually it is cucКs and zealots with some middle ground of people without affiliation with anyone particular. I saw this firsthand.
It's also why I am racist philosophically. The more brown or Black person black someone's inner philosophy is the more they inclined for this split, but black guy can have white philosophy while white can be complete philosophical dead end, unfortunately you can't know real people instantly by their looks.
I can, there isn't.
Now prove there is no god, there's no magic, there's only moronic troony materialism.
Is this the cuck thread?
>There is no God!
source?
>there is no wiener up your ass at this very moment
cant prove me wrong therefore you're a homosexual
>gay anal sex analogy
the next step in the atheist "argument" evolution
>christchads leave fake bills to spite tipping culture
>atheistsissies throw a hissyfit and do a literal NO U
lol
Atheists are annoying, but this is unironically based. Frick pastors who use tithe money to buy cars.
Why is there so much Satanic / Masonic symbolism in Trinity doctrine?
Also three veganas
Reminder that baphomet doesn't exist and nobody, historically, worshipped him. The name was invented by inquisitors during an internal church power struggle over control of money.
The image of baphomet portrayed here was invented by a frenchman at the end of the 1800s who deliberately misinterpreted hermetic texts and went under a fake israeli name to sound more exotic.
PS satanism was invented in the 60s as a theme for a titty bar.
Satanism has existed before Christianity. It has many forms because Satan is a great deceiver.
Freemasonry worships Satan but larps as a Christian fraternity. Other religions are also false. Any religion that denies Jesus as Son of God and our Savior is an anti-Christ; a deceiver.
Accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior and being baptized is the only way to be saved from Satan.
t Freemason.
Doesn't really matter.
If God isn't merciful only 0.00000000001% of Particular subdivision maybe not even any of Abrahamics at all, ALL are fricked
If God is merciful none are fricked
But then also, what kind of place heaven supposed to be. Mudslemin promise literal giantesses as Gfs, okay but what others, what if they just freeze you or you just have to constantly sing the holy songs.
Life and even biblical stories are full of irony when most honest people are fricked, while gray flip floppers are the ones that get The Best of the both worlds.
Then again, when Adam and Eve lost heaven? When they discovered good and evil, the distinction.
Neville Goddard posses that these characters are just part of You, while You is I AM and God.
*aren't fricked
Of course
>what kind of place heaven supposed to be
Heaven is absolute unity with God. You're not alive as you are now, you don't play a harp and walk around on clouds. It's spiritual ecstasy far beyond popular depictions of "paradise", in which there's nothing but the light of God.
I mean no disrespect but if you don't understand what this means you're on the wrong track.
>Mudslemin promise literal giantesses as Gfs
wtf i love mohammed now
All major religions created after the submergence of the Beringian land bridge are pretenders. The soul of a new god is birthed according to the formula y=e(x^pi), where x is the total number of gods and y is the world population. Therefore there can only be 1028 gods right now.
There was an article in the news today about an Indonesian influencer being jailed for eating pigmeat and uttering the word Bismillah before. She has 2 million followers. Apparently, 90% of Indonesia is muslim.
So that was what was in the papers today. It's classified as: 'hatespeech' or 'inciting to hatred'.
Who do you side with? Influencers are moronic. But in the same paper today they are talking about Christian pastors being paedophils and nuns grooming the kids, getting them ready for the pastor and how that's un underlighted side of history.
I swear, 'newspapers' are just clickbait right now. Anything is good, as long as it's provocative and generates clicks and income.
SNEEEEEEED
If this was a modern Simpsons episode it would be about Lisa.