NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You fricked up the spacing but people on this board are dumb as shit so you should get some bites.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's not even the same headline. Why try to badly photoshop this shit when it's easier to frick with the web page itself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people on this board are dumb as shit
      Don't pretend that there's enough sanity left in israeliteswood to make this particular bait look SO outlandish.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xe is literally me

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goose bros not like this...not like this...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guess I'm transgendering then
    wish me luck

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all those "Ryan Gosling in X is LITERALLY me" posters will now be forced to transition
    >yfw Gosling's entire career has been an op and this was the endgoal of it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me bros, we lost this one. How do we regroup?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit bros, looks like we’ll be transitioning, time to chop those dicks off

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please say it's fake

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Simu from Shang Chan and Legend of 10 Rings will play transgender Ken.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this real? I'm too lazy to check. At this point I don't even care anymore, since I don't watch any thing new, for "new = pozzed", let along a fricking Barbie movie.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, how am I supposed to adapt this personality troupe?? Why would my good fren Ryan do this to us??? I was already struggling with wearing the new Ken outfit. Had to order the cowboy outfit the other day, now I have to plan my transition into a women??

    I don’t know how long I can do this guys.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless, this would be considered an career Ender in the old times. Theres No coming back from this one

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Screenrant rumours
    That side make up whatever they want to get clicks.
    They are just as reliable as a shop from a troll OP.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally this guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a ghoul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is what happens when you encourage mental illness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like virtua fighter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BOGGED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "it's so tiresome".jpg but going through the 2001's stargate .gif

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does a moron like this keep getting money for these surgeries? Surely they are expensive, and I don’t believe this guys would have a job. Some sort of prostitution maybe? Might be some deranged gays out there that want the bogged look

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn’t have a dick so the clinically correct term would be “intersex.”
    In the case of this specific article the term is “clickbait”

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds will turn trans now to copy their idol
    Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ALL trannies were previously chuds anon. Remember that trannies are incels with make up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that dude is gay and takes my train line

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all that would do is further prove that you have to be mentally ill to become a troony

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    outrage marketing thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a real article to begin with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They do it for free

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros.... i'll never be a real women, and neither will you...

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AGP kino incoming.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ken has no penis, can confirm.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously fake but that really is the male base of this movie, so obsessed with women due to online fem-worship, “sex sells” and porn that they want to be women. Why it has such an online push from porn-brained trans women and nonwhite men, two groups that are aligned in how badly they wanna be cute pale little girls while only one group is aware of it.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is 100% real btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you can see the pic, right? Why and how would someone post a picture if its content was a lie?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Transgender Ken

    He already has no genitals

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically like this, feels like a fever dream. Would probably get the left wing mad because the goose is a straight cis man and it would certainly make chuds seethe.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >troony propaganda
    >multiracial propaganda
    >kino
    Enjoy your globohomosexual approved media.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goosbros are you ready for the new personality update?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How expensive is HRT lads? I don't want to do this but I have no choice

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is wrong with israelites? why do they care so much about homosexuals?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I liked Polanski's The Tenant. He gets bullied into going troony and then he jumps out a window

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 its something super tame like barbie being a strong independant woman and ken is being indecisive so he resolves to man up or something
    it can be that simple right?
    right? there does not need to be any troony agendas in everything right?
    please someone tell me im right.

  32. 2 years ago
    N0bump4OP

    [...]

    >choosing what you watch based off your desire to "pwn" a single message board on Cinemaphile
    wow man, you sound like a very mature and grounded individual
    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whold mindset of a leftist is just to "own the chuds," that's all they do with their lives. That's why they have shit taste in everything, they only consoom troony approved stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whold mindset of a leftist is just to "own the chuds," that's all they do with their lives. That's why they have shit taste in everything, they only consoom troony approved stuff.

      You are stupid pieces of shit, it's just that if a community of deranged brainlets like the /misc/ack nazis hate something: it's often because it triggers their cognitive dissonance (google it).

      It's not a guarantee that it will be good but it's a good indication and it often ends up correlating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pure projection, you only watch what caters to your incel troon illness so you dont get cognitive dissonance. if you went outside for once in your pathetic life you'll be hit with it like a freight train, you're scared.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gay erasure is real.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are the encouraging men to turn into women?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Hollywood, we get it, you despise your audience.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is finished

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barbie probably just teaches him to loosen up and enjoy life or something, but because a male character says he wants to be a female character, they're trying to make it sound like some weird troony shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wants to be *like* a female character

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pleasantvillification

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *