I'd say it was his least good film, but it wasn't bad. Original, and watchable, which is more than you can say for most films these days.
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Just got done watching it like 20 minutes ago and it was pretty decent. Way better than his previous movie “Us”.
The UFO being the actual alien was pretty neat.
Any pic? I've just seen the flying saucer but apparently there's more
I'm sure camrips will be coming soon, but it changes shape like a fricking Evangelion angel - but not geometric and more organic. I honestly loved the design, it was unnerving but beautiful.
Not yet but give it like a day, try to imagine what an Evangelion Angel based on a jellyfish would look like and the "saucer" form is basically it's fast-moving compact hunter mode
Nope? more like Nap.
>his least good film
Imagine how much this one sucks then
The first ever film-star was a black man riding a horse.
Hollywood has been systematically erasing this fact for generations. When we watch films we no longer see black people, we just consume everything around them.
Hollywood (ufo) is a beast that eats everything up (black people) and spews out the remains as entertainment to be consumed (white people) and no longer able to recognize the ingredients (black people) that made it all possible to exist in the first place.
Un-ironically Oscar worthy material, and the best he has done so far.
But the alien doesn't eat a single black person?
It eats the horses (symbolic of the first film)
>symbolic of the first film
this is what cinematic universes have done to your brain
Except that's literally and factually not true. That first film reel of a man on a horse was a white jockey.
>white guy who wants to test his film camera he just invented goes to nearest horse ranch owner and ask if he can film one of his horses
>jockey riding the horse may or may not have been black (can't find any info just his name and you can't tell from the film itself)
>even if the jockey happened to be black this someone means black people invented movies and hollywood and white people are bad and steals everything from black people
holy shit you people are actually mentally ill
>the first person to steal a microwave was a black man
>the microwave companies have been trying to get rid of this fact, erasing all connections with blacks and the invention of the microwave
Are there any ways to watch online yet?
Reddit is seething over it so that makes it kino.
Plot rundown
The UFO is an organic flying guitar pick that siphons anything that looks at it (including inanimate objects with a face, hence the skydancers in the trailer) through a giant hole and digests them. It then spits out anything inedible back on the surface.
The two blacks who own the ranch that trains horses for hollywood recruit this guy from Frys electronics and some famous cinematographer to try and capture a video of it. Cinematographer dies getting le epic shot. Frys guy lives off screen. Reflective motorcycle helmet guy from the trailer is some homosexual from TMZ who dies.
The chink in the cowboy outfit has some moronic backstory that involves him surviving a chimp attack as a kid for some show featuring monkeys (kek). He thinks he can tame this flying guitar pick and ends up getting eaten along with like 40 other people at some show where he tried to offer it a horse but instead the guitar pick struck a power chord and ate all 40 of the people in the crowd. (The woman with the disfigured face in the trailer looking up is a survivor of the chimp attack where she had her face presumably ripped off.)
The little alien guys you get a glimpse of in the trailer are just some of the chinks kids playing with masks they sell at this western amusement park/fairground nextdoor to the horse ranch.
Towards the end, it morphs into this strange Evangelion/Eldritch flying angel blanket thing (that uses the powers of pulsing it's square core face at you?) after consuming barbed wire and other shit and ends up sucking in a giant cowboy inflatable at a nearby amusement park which pops inside and kills it.
In the end, the two surviving blacks create Wakanda.
THIS is the greatest shitpost I've seen this week.
>ends up sucking in a giant cowboy inflatable at a nearby amusement park which pops inside and kills it.
are you serious?
Yeah
It wasn't bad, it just wasn't giving. It at least get fresh and not cliche/derivative like most things nowadays, so there's that. I can't say it's 100% original, though, because it was basically just Tremors with the kind of creature you see in those "biblically accurate angels" webms thatve been circulating around for awhile now. Plus, he's not the first person to think of: deep sea looking creature as an alien, even if he's the first or one of the first to implement it in a mainstream blockbuster type movie.
It just felt like it needed a little more oomph to really get off the ground. It wasn't as creepy or intense as Get Out or Us, but it wasn't a huge action/adventure movie, either.
>Yeah
Is the Ballon filled with gasoline or something?
The monster was very susceptible to anything but flesh.
The barbed wire it ate is what triggered it to morph into the angel looking creature.
Throughout the film it ends up eating these strings of flags which it clearly doesn't like because it can't digest it and spits it out since it's sort of clogging it's stomach or whatever.
Once it sucks up the inflatable cowboy, I guess the pressure ends up killing the monster.
This sounds incredibly boring.
>monster is a biblical angel
Ah. It wasn't an anti-white movie, it was just anti-Christian instead. I have to give him some credit, it's subtle at least and nobody would have expected it. I bet Peele's israeli wife came up with this shit.
It's not actually a biblically accurate shell, it just gives that sortvof vibe from those /x/ webms. It looks more like a deep sea jellyfish/angel from Evangelion
>go on a board for discussing movies and TV
>join thread about movie I haven’t seen
>spew predictably moronic takes because you didn’t watch the movie
It’s like joining a book club but not reading the book, you literally just want to hear yourself talk.
Why do people like you even exist?
You know there are angels in judaism
>The two blacks who own the ranch that trains horses for hollywood
...what?
WHAT IF... THE UFO... ARE REALLY ALIENS. FROM THE TWST MIND... OH NO TWIST... FROM THE MIND... A NEW TERROR... FROM MIND-TWIST...
I really liked it but what the frick was the point of the monkey subplot?
It shows Ricky not learning that something can be tamed for entertainment. Gordie was still a wild animal, and years later he and his family were trying to do the same with Jean Jacket to profit off of.
Honestly I think to pad it out and add some creepiness, but nothing more
It makes sense but I thought that was dumb. If I lived through something like that I would never frick with a wild animal again even if it was an alien. Unless that fist bump thing made him think he would've been safe
Get Out was the better well made movie, but I'd say this one was better. It's pretty solid, but God dammit, the fricker is as subtle as Kojima. Like I got the message from the Bible quote framing the beginning, so there's no need to keep fricking hammering it into the movie.
I think US is his best movie but this is the first movie he's made that had moments that really fricking made me uncomfortable and honestly though Cinemaphile won't admit it because he's black that makes him better than most "horror" directors working today
The vore scene really unnerved me. And the sound design was fricking great. Really disturbing hearing all the screams.
Are you Black folk seriously dickriding typical jump scares? Seriously?
>sound design
>jump scares
Peanut brained, buffoon
>homosexuals now pretend jump scares aren't a result of sound design.
Kys worthless shills.
We get a vore scene? I am intrigued.
The cloud transforms into sandy cheeks it was shocking
There's something I can't place about it but choosing not to show a bunch of dessicated corpses and instead only showing people while they were still alive made it much more unsettling
Filtered and confirmed for having not seen it, your opinions and contributions to this board have now been set to "discard by default"
I really, really wanted Us to be good but it just got really fricking stupid once the reveal happened. Get Out remains his best film to date
>Jordan Peele
I've already seen that movie, senpai.
>Original
It was a carbon copy of Signs
Shills never ever straight up say it's a bad movie. They always pussy foot around with their wording to make themselves seem more "genuine". The more I see these types of posts the more I notice it.
>spectacle is... le bad
Thats it, thats the message
>mass media and the endless chasing of spectacle and thrills is why the world is as shitty as it is today
based and true?