>White people be whylin fr fr no cap *smacks lips* like fr they be havin families with all the members in one house n shiet *nibbles chicken* but fr doe like dey scary *steals white character in a movie* like NO CAP
The UFO eats people if they look at it or some bullshit like that. The black lady releases a ballon that blows up the spaceship that’s it that’s how it ends.
>The movie begins on the set of a sitcom, where Gordy, the chimp who stars on the show, goes on a rampage and kills everyone but the kid who plays his owner. >On present day, Daniel Kaluuya and his father Keith David run a ranch. Keith David dies from objects falling from the sky and Kaluuya and his sister Keke Palmer have to take over the ranch. >There are frequent blackouts and disappearances in the area that people attribute to aliens. >Kaluuya finds out there is a spaceship in the clouds that functions like a wild animal, causing the blackouts in order to abduct and eat people and animals. >Kaluuya and Palmer hire technician Brandon Pereira and filmmaker Michael Wincott to capture footage of the spaceship for profit. >Steven Yuen runs a neighboring ranch and runs a scam where his works dress up as aliens to scare tourists. He was the kid from the Gordy massacre. >After the spaceship eats all the tourists visiting Yuen’s ranch, Kaluuya figures out it attacks anyone who looks directly at it. >They use analogue equipment to film the spaceship during one of the blackout, but it catches them and kills Wincott. >Palmer manages to lure the spaceship away from the ranch and into Yuen’s ranch and blows it up with a balloon. >Kaluuya rescues his sister from the debris and they find out they actually did get a picture of the spaceship. >The end.
If true then not bad. Dumb, but at least not hamfisted social commentary. If it is directed to be a B movie it could actually be a hit with the adhd zoomer demographic. The egos of those involved are probably too big to lean into making a B movie though.
And he was praised like a god for it, like the closest thing modern America has to god. homie was never great, leftists just get their shit blown away when a homie pulls from white or asian style the same way zoomers think it’s the most remarkable shit ever that Kanye liked Akira, they can’t believe this animal would have human taste. Key & Peele wasn’t anything great either, another example of leftists losing their shit when homies are wacky zaney goofy instead of angry and scary. Bizarre. The non-black reaction to homies has made me kind of hate homies, like I’m just ready for culture to move on but these people cannot leave their precious homies so we’ll move when homies decide it’s time.
yeah sort of like how everyone remembers Oppenheimer and n or the name of the bombardier who dropped the bomb. God I fricking hate Black folk so much. >ME ME ME ME GIBS ME DAT
They probably picked the guy because he was a good jockey and had dark skin so he photographed well with the early equipment. Race was probably never a thought.
>Palmer mentions the famous video of a "Man on the Horse" recorded by Eadweard Muybridge on a film set and tells that everyone remembers the guy who took the picture but doesn't remember the name of the black jockey who was famously riding that horse.
Holy shit. Most people don't know who the frick Muybridge is even though he invented a pioneered a bunch of shit related to photography. Why the frick is not knowing the name of some random jockey he hired for an experiment a hot take? Are they really reaching that hard now?
this is another US
a really potentially creepy concept that starts to get capitalized upon and then all stakes are removed and it just becomes a shitheap
Get Out was a fluke
>DAT SPAYSIP LOOK JUS LIKE A JEEN JACKET! >YESSUM, IMMA CALLS IT JEEN JACKET! >YAAS SUH, DAT DER A JEEN JACKET!
In all seriousness, I only want to see the literal chimp literally chimping out part.
>being a grown adult and having a mental breakdown over a fricking movie
And you people call liberals fragile whiny snowflakes. I've never seen a bunch of "people" more mindlessly crybaby than the right.
>movie with no payoff to anything >not even to the title
also >animal wranglers as main characters >UFO is a 'wild animal' >animal wranglers kills the 'animal' instead
>White people be whylin fr fr no cap *smacks lips* like fr they be havin families with all the members in one house n shiet *nibbles chicken* but fr doe like dey scary *steals white character in a movie* like NO CAP
Is it Gay Crackas From Space?
Damn, look at homeboy's afro on the right
>Why you only got Afro?? Neighbor son got A+fro, you leave house now!!!
In the thumbnail I though it was a giant 70s microphone afro too.
It looks like black people remade that m night shamalamadingdong movie from a couple of decades ago.
What are the leaks?
The UFO eats people if they look at it or some bullshit like that. The black lady releases a ballon that blows up the spaceship that’s it that’s how it ends.
I thought it was like 'vampires' for an allegory on the native american land taking or some shit
Is that black lady an alien nemesis of the other aliens?
No, they release a ballon, the spaceship eats the ballon and blow up.
>blows it up with a balloon
wat
>a ballon that blows up the spaceship
how does that work? is it filled with blackwomyn brap gas?
Probably has a bomb inside like in war of the worlds with Tom cruise and his tiny grenade that kills the giant tripod.
>The movie begins on the set of a sitcom, where Gordy, the chimp who stars on the show, goes on a rampage and kills everyone but the kid who plays his owner.
>On present day, Daniel Kaluuya and his father Keith David run a ranch. Keith David dies from objects falling from the sky and Kaluuya and his sister Keke Palmer have to take over the ranch.
>There are frequent blackouts and disappearances in the area that people attribute to aliens.
>Kaluuya finds out there is a spaceship in the clouds that functions like a wild animal, causing the blackouts in order to abduct and eat people and animals.
>Kaluuya and Palmer hire technician Brandon Pereira and filmmaker Michael Wincott to capture footage of the spaceship for profit.
>Steven Yuen runs a neighboring ranch and runs a scam where his works dress up as aliens to scare tourists. He was the kid from the Gordy massacre.
>After the spaceship eats all the tourists visiting Yuen’s ranch, Kaluuya figures out it attacks anyone who looks directly at it.
>They use analogue equipment to film the spaceship during one of the blackout, but it catches them and kills Wincott.
>Palmer manages to lure the spaceship away from the ranch and into Yuen’s ranch and blows it up with a balloon.
>Kaluuya rescues his sister from the debris and they find out they actually did get a picture of the spaceship.
>The end.
but how do wypipo fit into this
The only white person in a substantial role gets killed, and I’m sure all the tourists who get eaten will be white too.
>no racebait
>it's just a really bad monster movie
I don't believe you.
If true then not bad. Dumb, but at least not hamfisted social commentary. If it is directed to be a B movie it could actually be a hit with the adhd zoomer demographic. The egos of those involved are probably too big to lean into making a B movie though.
Where does the statement against Nazis come into play?
He figured it out I guess
Reshoots maybe?
Or the leaks are misleading and its actually something else, which I would like
I hope actual alien greys show up and it's not just guys in suits as part of the Asian guy's scam
the UFO is the Alien if i've understood the leaks correctly.
Oh I'm disappointed now
There are no individual aliens, the UFO itself is eating people. That still is definitely from the chink ranch.
Then who was chimp?
https://mobile.twitter.com/UndercoverCine/status/1528967091650428928?s=20&t=_m6_yprVqUrkUyCbemptmQ
full story
>Tumors but in the sky
not even being a contrarian, it doesn't look very good
At some point Jordan had to put out a complete dud. His ego has gotten a little too big for proper kinography.
>His ego has gotten a little too big for proper kinography.
hes literally some Black person making blm spam
And he was praised like a god for it, like the closest thing modern America has to god. homie was never great, leftists just get their shit blown away when a homie pulls from white or asian style the same way zoomers think it’s the most remarkable shit ever that Kanye liked Akira, they can’t believe this animal would have human taste. Key & Peele wasn’t anything great either, another example of leftists losing their shit when homies are wacky zaney goofy instead of angry and scary. Bizarre. The non-black reaction to homies has made me kind of hate homies, like I’m just ready for culture to move on but these people cannot leave their precious homies so we’ll move when homies decide it’s time.
>At some point Jordan had to put out a complete dud.
He did that with Us
>He did that with Us
He did with his skeleton key remake.
Deys why people all up in the clouds?!?! Awww hell naw, fug dat!
But why all the whacky armed inflatable tube men?
screen cap this
the entire thing already leaked you dumb Black person.
the aliens were just the chinese guys kids in costume.
The only interesting and scary part of the trailer and it ends up pulling another Village
I saw a trailer in theaters the other day and it had a line saying something like “we’re the only horse trainers in Hollywood”
meanwhile Sunset Ranch still has John Ford cowboys stunting for movies. Fricking Black folk appropriate everything
>From the director Jordan Peele comes an epic new movie...
>FRICK WHITE PEOPLE
holy frickin based, my trans friends on reddit would love this epic movie
cowboy tanaka?
the twist is that the aliens are white
Signs: Aliens are allergic to water.
Nope: Aliens are allergic to oxygen
Helium bro
> What if humans had a giant natural predator that’s eats you from the sky.
There saved you 2 hours and 15 bucks.
Wait is there a comedy bit about a giant sky anus that eats random people from some famous comedian?
looks fricking moronic turned it off at 1 minute
>played this before Top Gun
>several people can be heard after the title drop saying "will I watch it?" and laughs
kek
>le quipping out loud
did you go to the reddit cinema or something?
ESL mutt lol
People tend to talk during trailers because its not the actual movie. There is a time and place for everything.
As if a redditor would even dare to do anything except fellatiate every film Jordan Peele has made
I can't emphasize enough just how moronic this film's title is.
The only thing I'm anticipating from this film is the E;R review.
>a chimp chimps out and murders two innocent whites, fist bumps the asian POC
>the aliens are destroyed by a balloon
Oh, there it is
Explain. I sort of get it
I don't get how the balloon factors in.
imagine being clinically moronic and trying to figure out how to attack something up in the air
I still don't
I have no idea largely, Peele is just pretty consistent on his anti-white motifs
>imagine being clinically moronic
A tiny-ass BALLOON shouldn't finish off a UFO.
I think it's probably going to be like a jaws nod.
Complete with a deformed white woman wearing a tacky shirt of with a white woman on it.
Confirmed by the trailer. Pic related.
was that woman with the weird face ever explained?
So is the lady with the teeth just ugly? Not some weird alien abduction survivor?
Chimpanzee attack survivor I assume. Movie starts off with a chimp going crazy and killing white people
>it's signs but for blacks
>Changing it from water to oxygen so the black people in the theater don't freak out at the sight of water.
What did peel mean by this?
>JORDAN PEELE
>FROM
>Chuck
>formerly
thats actually kinda cool.
it's read from bottom up to make your gaze go upwards...get it?
Kek
Ey yo dem ayy lee ams be achskually whyt pee po. is a meta for for da like popo
https://twitter.com/UndercoverCine/status/1528967091650428928?t=EARAbuIw0IG2JNHH7A4SrQ&s=19
heres the leak with more detail
Theres no payoff to anything. Not even to the title, it seems
>angry chimp not attacking asian person
yeah okay
>"wrangle" and alien spaceship
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
>2 hours and 5 minutes
oh frick off
kek there’s a literal chimpout
Reads like it was written by an AI. I dont mean the phrasing and grammar, I mean hoe it kind of seems like a movie but not really.
yeah sort of like how everyone remembers Oppenheimer and n or the name of the bombardier who dropped the bomb. God I fricking hate Black folk so much.
>ME ME ME ME GIBS ME DAT
They probably picked the guy because he was a good jockey and had dark skin so he photographed well with the early equipment. Race was probably never a thought.
>animal wranglers
>UFO is described as a 'wild animal'
bravo
>Palmer mentions the famous video of a "Man on the Horse" recorded by Eadweard Muybridge on a film set and tells that everyone remembers the guy who took the picture but doesn't remember the name of the black jockey who was famously riding that horse.
Holy shit. Most people don't know who the frick Muybridge is even though he invented a pioneered a bunch of shit related to photography. Why the frick is not knowing the name of some random jockey he hired for an experiment a hot take? Are they really reaching that hard now?
>What did Jordan Peele mean by this?
>"What if white people made blacks wear clothes?"
From the twisted kind of Jordan Peele
I think that's a chimp.
jordans a renowned director, please don't make fun of him.
this is another US
a really potentially creepy concept that starts to get capitalized upon and then all stakes are removed and it just becomes a shitheap
Get Out was a fluke
HARD PASS
im surprised the plot is not that aliens are racist
Isn't an Asian cowboy a classic racist joke? kek
Jordan is really leaning into the culture by mocking Chinese people.
>DAT SPAYSIP LOOK JUS LIKE A JEEN JACKET!
>YESSUM, IMMA CALLS IT JEEN JACKET!
>YAAS SUH, DAT DER A JEEN JACKET!
In all seriousness, I only want to see the literal chimp literally chimping out part.
Lemme guess, its an allegory to racism?
It's not even an allegory. They just straight up talk about it.
I am so fricking sick of one-word titles
>being a grown adult and having a mental breakdown over a fricking movie
And you people call liberals fragile whiny snowflakes. I've never seen a bunch of "people" more mindlessly crybaby than the right.
>t.needs a trigger warning if a 30 year old sitcom has a gay joke.
>movie with no payoff to anything
>not even to the title
also
>animal wranglers as main characters
>UFO is a 'wild animal'
>animal wranglers kills the 'animal' instead
pour one out for schlotzsky's
>This was just a chimpanzee
Sad. I think greys are really creepy if treated seriously and was hoping to see them in the film
I thought that was the aliens but no it’s just a chimpanzee.
This movie already sucks
>whole chimp attack backstory is only in for fakeouts and fake alien abduction survivors
fricking lame.
God, that really is the only reason why that part of the plot exists, isn't it?
"I'm a victim give me money the prostitutes on Mad tv wouldn't sleep with me because I was a fat black israelite midget."
The plot of the movie is if you look directly at the ship, they take you
>shit is being weird
>look up, seeing ufo
>"nope"
>tries to immediately leave but gets suckered up
reminds me of the terrible events of january 6th
Sorta want to watch it for Keith David but looks like his part is miniscule.
Jordan Peele is this generation's M. Night.