Not a single history book has ever claimed that "the good guys have won every time". Norm is a moron.
Not a single history book has ever claimed that "the good guys have won every time". Norm is a retard.
Not a single history book has ever claimed that "the good guys have won every time". Norm is a moron.
i hate zoomers so much it's unreal
cope, it's a moronic joke and norm has probably never picked a history book in his life.
He was well read, zoomer. I don't think you know where the joke is in the joke actually kek
>I don't think you know where the joke is in the joke actually kek
Neither does the majority of his soi fanbase apparently kek
It worked in making a israelite seethe apparently
That's not really an accomplishment. He's seething and spamming this board 24/7. I think he's schizophrenic or something.
>haha u seethe
no, i'm just pointing out that norm is a moron.
It's more like the good guys have won last time.
Ni
have a nice day Black person
politely have a nice day
It's fine to say that Caesar was a beloved hero of the people. But if you say the same about Hitler you get thrown in prison.
Because Hitler was a subhuman animal while Ceasar was an actual person.
You literally just proved Norm's point.
>noooooo how dare you call my uncle adolf a subhuman moron
>doesn't even realize he's exactly proving his point
You're really fricking stupid holy shit.
>Caesar
who the hell did he think he was, the kaiser?
im so fricking glad that mumbling moron is dead
>Adolf Hitler.... was the greatest man who ever lived
I don't get it
From Atilla the Hun to Genghis Khan to George Washington, villains win a lot of the time.
Shhh, the norm soiboys will seethe if they see this
Norm was a decent to good comedian but his fanbase is intolerably gay and shitty
chicken-steak never tasted so good
his stand up wasn't even funny
he had some clever jokes in conan show and that's it
>some clever jokes in conan show
GOOD MORNING SIR
the more I hear about OP, the more I do not care for him.
the guy sounds like a real jerk!
It's almost as if he was telling a joke about the common English langauge phrase "history is written by the victors".
Who's Victor?
>tell joke
>audience laughs
>anon: "ACTUALLY THAT'S NOT EVEN..."
this is why none of us get laid
He was just grifting people out of their money in the end of his career with ramblings, but he had historical importance I just can't articulate how so you will have to trust me, but he did
worst thing about norm? the hypocrisy
Honestly norm has a bimodal fan distribution, idiots who love the dad joke ls and racism and 130+ savants digging the self awareness . Those are the people I have noticed love him, it’s either been my wagie retail tard coworkers or chemistry academics who love him
lmao
Am I one of the morons?
no, you're a midwit like most people who browse Cinemaphile
whew
Thank the Gods, I can live with that
my fellow midwit
Everyone loved him on weekend update
Or so the germans would have us believe.
So I was out near the outskirts of Raccoon City, lovely city by the way, when it's not chock full of biohorrorific abominations, so as I was saying I was out near the outskirts of Raccoon City, which, why would you name a city after a Raccoon? Was it just one special Racoon they named the city after? Is it because there were a lot of Raccoons there? Maybe I'm completely off base. Maybe the explorer that founded the city was named something stupid like Adam Raccoon or some shit. I dunno. Really stupid name for a city.
Anyway, as I was saying, I'm out on the outskirts of Raccoon city, because you can't be anywhere but Out on an Outskirt, I guess
and I run across this girl Jill Valentine who's just as foxy as her name implies. And what do I know she's getting attacked by zombies.
Now I don't know if you've ever seen a zombie before, but they are hungry motherfrickers, man, they're like Aaaarrrggghhh! And these are the kinds of guys that don't take "No" for an answer. I mean I guess none of us take "No" for an answer when it comes to eating our food. If a cheese sandwich screamed "No!" when I grabbed it, that probably wouldn't stop me from eating it.
So anyway, I see Jill Valentine getting attacked by these zombies and I've always been a friend of hers, and by friend I mean I knew her from school -- I didn't go to her school, but when she was a kid in school, I would drive by and try to offer the kids free candy to take a ride in my van and she was, you know, the one that always managed to get away
So I see this Jill Valentine, and what's my luck? I see her in trouble, screaming for help, and I'm thinking... Hey... if I rescue Jill, maybe she will reward me with SEX!
So I get all excited and check my ammo, because, you know, you don't go to the outskirts of Raccoon City without ammo, and a gun or some shit I guess, it makes sense. So I have exactly four bullets left and then I gotta go home or what the frick, because you can't stick around Raccoon City without any ammo.
So I count my four bullets and she's got like 3 zombies on her and I'm thinking...
That's one bullet for each zombie
And if Jill doesn't feel like giving me the reward I would so obviously deserve, you know, I got one extra and anything can happen.
So I pull out my gun and I yell out some shit like "Die you Zombie Frickers!" and bap bap bap because that's the sound the frickin' gun makes bap bap bap and you know, the zombies all die, undie, whatever zombies do when they just return to being... not zombies... and Jill Valentine herself gets up to thank me
Except it's not Jill Valentine. It's someone else. In fact, it doesn't even look like Jill Valentine. It wasn't even a woman! It was some old chinese guy. In retrospect, I don't even know why I thought it was Jill, but I used up three of my last 4 bullets saving that butthole and you know the reward I got? Yeah, it was sex all right, the worst sex of my life. I tell you it's probably the worst thing that's ever happened to a guy in Racoon City.
For a minute, I just realized that Norm's twitter account was one of the three twitter accounts I followed, and because he's gone now, I only follow two accounts. Then, I realized that I stopped following Norm right after I followed him, because all he did was talk about golf and I don't care about golf. This was all about ten years ago.
I was going to go on a rant about how Norm didn't consider how his death would affect me when he died, but now I realize that it didn't have as big an effect on me as I thought. So, I guess he can rest in peace after all.
It was a joke, stupid.