>not a single person checked or thought to check if the sword was a decoy for multiple hours

>not a single person checked or thought to check if the sword was a decoy for multiple hours
>they never sent scouts up to the fort, even though they knew orcs/humans from before had survived and would probably still be there

I'm not a CinemaSins "everyone needs to be 100% logical all the time" autist, but are the characters brain damaged? Why is this written like a Pixar movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >science

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    galadriel and halbrand didn't know what the 'package' contained so of course they wouldn't have bothered checking. and if arondir had checked when he got it back it would've been too late because nobody knew that waldreg had it or that he was going to the watchtower.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A: They would unwrap whatever he was carrying within literal seconds of nabbing it and the only reason they don't is cause the plot needs them to fail and B: He probably would have just caught Waldreg running up the mountain, dude is an old man and he's an elf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any reasonable person would check the super important item

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve spent almost all of Galadriel’s screen time emphasizing the fact that she’s autistically obsessed with chasing down Sauron, yet she isn’t one bit curious what’s in the wrapping carried by Sauron’s presumed servant?
      Plus, Arondir told her that Adar mustn’t be allowed to escape with the mystery item, but she doesn’t give a shit what it is
      If they had checked earlier, they would’ve had a decent chance of catching an old man on foot, especially when they have horses, and are also immortal elves with supernatural stamina

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        even if they found out, they had no idea where the key hole is. arondir not being able to tell a sword and an axe apart is moronic tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arondir says something along the lines of "IT IS IMPERATIVE HE DOES NOT LEAVE WITH THE ARTIFACT". And when they catch Adar
      > They don't check. Or if they do, they see it's just an axe and think that's it, making them extra idiotic.
      > Adar at no point in time shows any signs of this being on his plans. If anything he acts surprised when they activate the device.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >galadriel and halbrand didn't know what the 'package' contained so of course they wouldn't have bothered checking.
      >open the package
      >it's just a normal axe
      >immediately ask Arondir a multitude of questions about why they were trying to retrieve an axe

      I feel like this would be standard practice for anybody in their situation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That makes too much sense
        We need to draw out fake tension and have the characters act stupid for the sake of sticking to the script.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A: They would unwrap whatever he was carrying within literal seconds of nabbing it and the only reason they don't is cause the plot needs them to fail and B: He probably would have just caught Waldreg running up the mountain, dude is an old man and he's an elf

      >not a single person checked or thought to check if the sword was a decoy for multiple hours
      yeah i was just waiting for a "...wait they switched it!" scene, but it didn't happen. they even had a scene where galadriel wipes blood on the "sword", which was weird given context

      and then it happened much later

      No
      >"What you got in there?"
      >"Doom"
      Missed opportunity

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When did the swap happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when he sees the Numenoreans charging in, he calls Waldreg over. It was extremely predictable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I must have +15sec'd over that

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      And yeah what’s even worse is they show multiple characters holding it, over a long period of time. It would have been way better to have them catch Adar, and then they immediately check it to find out it’s a decoy and then right then the scene with the volcano goes off.
      Also was that the first time they’ve shown that’s there’s been a massive volcano right next to them the entire time? I think it was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah we see mount doom in a few shots before, like when Arondir escapes the slave trenches

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single person checked or thought to check if the sword was a decoy for multiple hours
    yeah i was just waiting for a "...wait they switched it!" scene, but it didn't happen. they even had a scene where galadriel wipes blood on the "sword", which was weird given context

    and then it happened much later

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please understand Galadriel was busy lusting after bargain bin Aragorn (totally not sauron teehee) and Niggolas was busy lusting after the single mom

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's more moronic, this scene, or my friend who thought Arondir was aware of the swap and just didn't care

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's because rocks look down

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Godzilla movie is this from?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would've spiced the show up a bit
      they are shitting all over the lore anyway, why not make it a kaiju crossover

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this written like a Pixar movie?
    Was that supposed to be a criticism?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Pixar movies are not very well written

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the elf even give the sword back to the kid?

    Shouldn't he have taken the evil magic sword or destroyed it?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is that sword anyway and is the boy destined to end up with it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i was kinda hoping for Rodan to appear

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