Not a SINGLE tiger or dragon in the whole movie.
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that's what makes it kino, dumbfrick. Symbology
This movie had the dumbest ending I have ever seen
I remember being underwhelmed as a 12 year old. We both probably got filtered though
It's poetic as frick.
someone didn't watch terminator 3
I don't know about the tiger but the dragon was supposed to be hidden
>I don't know about the tiger
Crouching in the bushes.
has there been made martial arts kino like this in the past few years?
chink movies used to have soul
what happened?
seems like the same thing that happened to us
purchasing power went into the hands of 3 billion zoomers and women via cheap dumbed-down tech.
it wasn't popular in china so ang lee started directing american movies
Chinese filmmaking was taken over by chink theater gays who conflate clever use of bright splashes of color with actual storytelling
Like most gays they literally can't tell the difference between real pathos and thousands of yards of brightly colored fabric swishing in unison
Chink theater gaudiness can actually be good if done properly. Curse of the Golden Flower is a prime example of that.
They still do. You just don't know about them.
>the director killed himself over a disagreement with the producer before this movie came out
do Asians really
>Chow Yun-Fat
>Chang Chen
>Zhang Zi Yi
How can people tell us with an honest face that calling a ching chong a ching chong is xenophobic?
Were Mr and Mrs. Ching Chong xenophobes when they decided that their son would be named Ching Chong Jr.?
In my opinion this is the finest Star Wars kino since the original trilogy
Only KOTOR compares
Honestly the worst of those poetically-named Chinese martial arts movies with western money and backing
what are the best ones
Rush Hour
Hero, even if the water droplet fight was silly and the end product is predictably nationalistic
Ashes of Time, although some of the references may be a little abstruse for those who aren't familiar with the source material
>Hero
Why did the director insist on those shitty water effects in so many scenes? Ruined some of them for me tbh but kino overall
Movie fricking sucks. How it got so popular in the West is beyond me.
Most Chinese people didn't like it
Dialogue was clunky
Action was only average
It's literally w*stoid's first Chinese picture
Safe and stereotypical enough to be palatable but pseudo-exotic enough to feel acceptably foreign
Maybe the real dragons were the tigers we made along the way
Where's the dragon
Hidden
it's about to get made
>2 hours of chinese people flying around like morons
Please remind me why this is considered a modern masterpiece.
>he doesn't like watching chinese people flying around punching each other
No, it is YOU who lacks taste.
There are films that do it better but didn't get nearly as much (western) recognition
Name three right now, I dare you.
a lot of money was spent on hyping it.
i dont get what happened at the end. also i dont really like this movie.
the whole arc with her falling in love with that guy in the desert were dumb. every one of those scenes is boring as frick, the movie would be good without them
crummy goong foo movie watch once upon a time in china trilogy instead
It's a bad translation from the original Chinese title: hot girl spins in forest