not another wife of the great man feminist melodrama shitting up a historical drama
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not another wife of the great man feminist melodrama shitting up a historical drama. kino is dead
I'll just nap in the theater until the battle scenes start
The ending fight in the last duel was kino, Ridley Scott's still got it in that aspect
i was honestly excited by the trailer. what scared me was seeing the apple logo in it. that makes me think it will be pozzed to hell, or at least full of feminist crap.
scott always delivers. is right the action will be kino
his wife was a known prostitute
not everyone's perfect
To be fair he was a pussy when it came to the first prostitute of the republic.
> Her affair with Wellington is supposed to have taken place in 1814, and would make her one of two women known to have shared the two opponents' beds, the other one being Giuseppina Grassini. Unlike Grassini, she was indiscreet enough in later life to compare their sexual performances, her opinion being that "Monsieur le Duc était de beaucoup le plus fort" ("The Duke was by far the stronger").
lol
c.ucked twice
nice try satan
>gets BTFO by his rothschild masters, fellow lords, bankers, and commoners
>gets pejoratively nicknamed "Iron Duke"
>one of the worst prime ministers in history of Bongland
and Castlereagh ACKed himself later
the absolute state of bongland """heroes"""
And yet the italian midget still lost to him lol
That's not Talleyrand you illiterate bong.
>Caesar
>French hero
horrible bait
>seething froglet with a moronic reply
And Napoleon was still the greater man.
>frogs are STILL seething over based Welly
Holy kek.
They will never recover. NEVER.
They are extremely mad about it still. A while ago Belgium made a coin to commemorate Waterloo and France threw a hissy fit. Same when Lizzy II visited Germany and wanted to put a wreath at a monument dedicated to the King's German Legion. France objected.
>They are extremely mad about it still.
Why? He wasn't even french
That's always the case.
>Caesar - Roman
>Charlemagne - Germanic
>Napoleon - Italian
>de Gaulle - French but spent his time hiding behind Anglos
Froglets are incapable of achieving anything of worth unless they're conquered and lead by a human
Napoleon was Corsican.
And those frogs, are they in the room right now?
Reinhard was literally just a stand in for napoleon though
You mean Alexander The Great. Napoopan was Josephine's little cuckold whereas Reinhardt disregarded the puss until his conquests were done.
holy samegay
go back to choking on indian wiener
As if one random woman’s opinion of mens’ sexual performance counts for anything. Fricking lol.
Women of no value think their opinion of sexual prowess is very important and meaningful.
Similar to how an autist thinks their opinion on Warhammer 40k matters.
How will France ever recover?
And yet Napoleon became an immortal legend while absolutely nobody but some history nerds remember who Wellington was. At most normies have heard "Wellington" as the name of a street or a subway station. Lmao
Yes, but only one of them basically shit himself to death
Wellington... that's the steak in a pastry right?
newsflash incel, you just look insecure
?
Great, if I ever have the option to get dicked down by Wellington or Napoleon, I'll know who to pick.
I hate women.
Poor Welly desperately tried to forge a legacy that wasn't about Nappy but no, he'll only ever be remembered as "that guy who fought the legendary Napoleon at Waterloo".
No wonder he seethed until his death.
>Had to cope hard by fricking some prostitute and pretending he was Napoleon while in bed
KWAB
only a brit would care enough to pleasure a pig
>A women's greatest achievement is who she slept with
femoid end state
almost all such cases
To be fair, at the time it was the most a woman could hope for.
>at the time
wellychads we won
So, is Wellesley actually in the movie?
>all the weird Cinemaphileredditors writing seething paragraphs in the replies to this
kek
Wellington confirmed to be property of Satan, burning in hell as he (and the rest of the godless eternal *ngloid) deserves.
Vive l'empereur, vive La Pucelle, Europe ends at the Channel amd the natural border of France is the Rhine.
It should be noted that there was always weird psychosexual tension between Wellington and Napoleon, almost entirely on Wellington's part. For example, he looted a heroic-scale nude of Napoleon from the Musee Napoleon (now Louvre) and placed it in his foyer after Waterloo, meaning anyone arriving in his home had to gaze upon the chiselled, naked body of Wellington's greatest adversary.
Wellington is the Rommel of the Napoleonic war, a creation of the british propaganda always needing some chivalrous rivalry.
Nelson was the true british hero of these war, Wellington is just another man of little influence people know about because of modern historiography.
Like Rommel he had little influence, wasn't particularly talented and is only remembered because of silly trivias like the one you posted.
Everyone knows Napoleon, when people hear Wellington they think about boots.
>woman is only remembered for who she got railed by
KWAB
Pretty much:
>The film depicts Napoleon's rise to power through the lens of his addictive and volatile relationship with Empress Joséphine.
Ridley should know better after his recent feminist rape flop.
sounds like a ridley scott movie alright
Rise to power? Napoleon became First Consul at 30, Emperor at 34. Phoenix is almost 50. Bad casting.
it's not bad, it's insulting
Weird how a bunch of old people who refuse to let young talent rise up to replace them would be loathe to advertise that young people can just kill the old people and take all their stuff and win everything
>it flopped because feminisms!
it flopped because the zoomies dont care about historical shit. Hence why this movie has this type of trailer with the quick editing and the BWOOOM and the trap music.
it flopped because it spent 1 third of the movie on repeating the same scenes over and over again like they were doing something impressive
And in doing so ignored all the interesting historical aspects of the story - Historically Kylo Ren claimed he was at a friends house the morning of the rape, and was later seen at market 30 miles away, so Matt Damon set his knights up on a horserace from the friends house, to the market, proving the journey could be done in time, then the friend was arrested for being caught raping a woman in Paris during the trial, negating his alibi testimony.
That would have been a great mid movie action and intrigue scene. Nope, they scrapped it for cleavage comments and horse fricking.
damn that would've been great lmao
rapist horse race
>BWOOOM and the trap music.
Ugh. On the Napoleonic era? Man, frick Hollywood and zoomers.
They did the same with the Elvis movie. A magnificent scene of a 1950s/1960s drinking street in slow motion and they put fricking trap music over it. Ruined.
The worst was that homosexual Great Gatsby movie with rap music
It would be like making a medieval film and have people wearing baseball caps
black knight kino
No it flopped because it is movie about RAPE. Men don't fricking care about that. Just like they don't care about musicals.
Zoomies are mostly wogs and only care about him in the context of muh slavery. they'd more want to see an inaccurate movie about based haiti
I love history shit, not gonna watch feminist-written schlock about rape
it flopped because disney basically forgot to market it during the Fox merger
How many battles did Joséphine fight?
>Written by David Scarpa
Why the frick are they pushing that talentless trick?
It's interesting how a lot of these world conquerors were manipulated and used by their older wives. Is this the result of autism?
it's the result of overbearing mother being present in their lives more than their fathers resulting in mommy issues and putting pussy on the pedestal.
Augustus wasn't a conqueror.
That's not Augustus, moron.
Yes it is, who do you think it is?
Belisarius
lmao nvm, I didn't even look at the bottom left picture, I assumed you were talking about the top for some reason.
won a civil war
He won the civil, and Agrippa won the war. Not that this diminishes his accomplishments, great men have a retinue of great subordinates.
Truly the greatest youtube channel of our times
Napoleon was just a simp. Justinian got involved with an actual demonic entity.
Must watch:
>Justinian got involved with an actual demonic entity
According to Procopius, he WAS a demonic entity or rather a cambion on his father's side
Behind every great man is a woman who usually is intent on tearing everything down
when coming home is terrifying then charging into the enemy doesn't seem that bad
Was Belisarius manipulated by his wife?
Yes.
Manipulated is an understatement. He was literally a dog to her, a total slave to her desires. One of history's biggest cucks.
Shut the frick up Procopius
The truth is that their wives were the wordt things in their lives, while hollywood tries to make it look like they owe their victories to these snakes
Its a common trope in the lives of white men. Being cucked by their wives because of le civilized good manners bullshit. These morons are why feminism is a thing today.
It's not really a lot, it just happened from time to time.
It's notable to us because of the contrast- they have so much power over people, so it seems strange anyone could have ephemeral power over them.
Perhaps it's more common than one would think because we forget extremely powerful people are still emotional, vulnerable, flesh and blood humans.
How do you think these all white historical epics are being funded? ESG. You will watch a feminist take on his wife, she will be the lead and she will be right
>I swear France is mad at us
>France lives rentfree inside his head
member when armstrong's wife was the true hero for staying home with a kid throwing a tantrum while saying her husband was a boy playing with models?
First Man was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
The trailer was dogshit. Ruined with the song, fast cuts and sound effects they add in for 'dramatic' effect.
Yeah, it's warm feces. If I watch it, the memes better be on point.
Why doesn't Mel Gibson get more work.
wtf is this hairstyle? Also is this movie going to cover from the french revolution, to his rise as emperor and then fall? It seems like that would be way too much for a movie.
From what I understand it's mostly interested in Napoleon the man and all of the events will just be backdrops to his life
Seeing the trailer makes me wish that we could see a series with this level of budget though
Also yeah I was a bit confused, I thought she was a prostitute
she was a known prostitute in Paris before he married her, he did not care about it seemingly or other people have suggested he was not aware of her reputation
A Napoleon mini-series would be kino but Ridley Scott needs more oscar bait before he kicks the bucket.
I think it's soon after she was released from prison, I'm assuming they cut her hair in prison.
Bladerunner haircut, he forgot what movie he was doing.
Looked great
I'm loving it
As someone who started learning French after reading a biography on Napoleon I'm very excited to watch this
I'm a bit mixed on the Josephine angle
From what I remember, Ridley wants to make it central to the film however I'm a bit anxious that they will push the importance of Josephine too far
I don't know why most people are obsessed with Josephine and love calling Napoleon a cuck, yeah it's sad because he was passionately in love with her and then after he found out she was having an open affair IIRC during his time in Egypt he was deeply hurt, became bitter and cold towards her, but I don't think it's right to see it as dictating his actions afterwards
Anyway I was tearing up during the trailer because of how epic it was
Napoleon almost dumped her after he found out but she begged him to take her back. Afterwards, he would routinely cheat on her.
Napoleon was by all accounts completely faithful and a simp until she broke the trust of their relationship.
Where can I find one of her?
Same place as the crown of France: in the gutter
Perfect
>pic
Is it possible to do that in real life?
One can only hope
I found a gal who was only on step 2 or 3 there, but couldn't make anything happen.
No. In real life the process goes like this
>first encounter phase: same as pic
>one month: gains 10 kg
>three months: is now officially overweight
>one year: is now a bitter landwhale full of piercings and tattoos
In the nearest brothel
I know his wife was a prostitute, but she was still hot
Why is Hollywood still producing Napoleon propaganda? He was a decent general, a terrible tactician and an awful statesman who failed at court life, destabilised Europe, got cucked and lost the wars becsuse all his allied abandoned him
He was a clown. He wasn't even French.
>He wasn't even French
That's a positive though
(You)
>a decent general
>a terrible tactician
try harder
Egypt, Russia and Spain were terrible blunders that immediately disqualify Napoleon from the greatest generals list. Not only did he refuse to listen to his generals but he handed the British naval supremacy because of his ego.
He was shit. He didn't even campaign as much as someone like Bolivar.
Spain and Russia were strategic blunders made at the end of his career, not "tactical". A career of two decades of almost uninterrupted victories. Often over armies many times the size of his own.
If you don't know the difference between tactics and strategy why are you even talking about historical generals?
Egypt was a qeird quagmire from the begining. His ego definitely led him to make bad decisions, but again he won a lot of battles where he was at a disadvantage. There were a lot of politics involved though that changed matters behind the scenes.
>Not only did he refuse to listen to his generals but he handed the British naval supremacy because of his ego.
French never had naval supremacy. You are a dolt.
He also campaigned constantly, again you are a dolt.
Go be moronic somewhere else, you tire me.
go back to Cinemaphile you pathetic incel creep
>terrible tactician
>awful statesman
>and lost the wars becsuse all his allied abandoned him
Can't tell if b8 or historically ignorant. Given the low IQ of Cinemaphile these days I'm inclined to think the latter. Though some of you do sure get a kick out of pretending to be moronic.
I don't know, why is whoever pays you still producing anti-Napoleon propaganda?
The trailer looks good tbh
Napoleon's strange relationship with Josephine was well known. He may have been master of Europe but he let this woman cuck him and manipulate him.
However, what this film will probably get wrong is that by the time he had been elected consul he had Josephine firmly in hand and she didn't make much trouble for him again.
>The trailer looks good tbh
This is what a decade of capeshit does to your brain.
Wow another post that makes no argument but just regurgitates popular catchphrases!
Care to elaborate what is wrong with the trailer? Or are your mental faculties limited to copy and paste?
Napoleon and his marshalls were prolific writers, we know how they sounded when they spoke. We know what words they used. Whatever israelite wrote this screenplay has made no effort to recreate the mood and atmosphere of the 18th century French court or the military elite. The only thing that looks and sounds right are some of the costumes. The quips and action scenes look like a more "serious" capeshit movie, like the Batman ones.
Having read a few books on the period that directly quote him, his aides, and his marshals it sounded about right in tone to me.
What does being "capeshit" mean? You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
You can just say you don't like something you know.
When the Old Guard all lower their rifles in the assembly hall during Napoleon's coup and he smirks and winks at the camera and says "Are you ready to vote now?" That's capeshit.
if he had dried piss stains around his cod I'd be interested in seeing it
I'm worried it's gonna be 5hrs of shit with 30min of kino
>tfw no friends to watch this movie at the local kino-plex
https://tokybook.com/napoleon-01/
Kino audiobook
Pretty good book. I read it a couple of years ago.
gonna read this before the movie comes out
Just be aware the Author is way too positively biased toward Napoleon. Otherwise it's pretty good
watch Waterloo
what the FRICK was that music?
what the FRICK were they thinking with the tone of the trailer? It had capeshit pacing and music
>le aesthetic peeled euro wall
cringe
The troony loving boomer homosexuals at Arfcom are practically cooming over their new cuck kino.
It's not like Ridley Scott has made anything good in decades so this movie is already DOA even if you didn't take into account the abysmal focus and casting.
why do israelites hate him so much?
>Ridley Scott
It will be shit.
trailer already showed that
>moronic frogs and other anti-Anglo shitskins unironically believe napoleonic propaganda and think he was the greatest man to ever live
lmfao
I'm thinking about waiting for this to stream to watch it
I saw the trailer and was excited that it might not be some feminist woke shit. The trailer didn't depict any of it. Thanks for the heads up Cinemaphile. I hate how everything that's history-related suddenly make wahmen matter. It's a gross feminist exaggeration. I just want historical films and documentaries be just like my school books
I always thought Napoleon was kind of indifferent to his wife.
Why are French people so sensitive about napoleon? Every know he’s the villain because the minions helped him.
>wake up
>thread still going
Feels good man
Frogs and bongs fighting is never not entertaining and Ridley Scott is based for fueling the fire again.
anyone just generically interested in any big budget movie that isnt capeshit?
im just excited every time I see something expensive and there's no marvel or dc logo
not that I hate small movies, but I hate when all the big movies are the same thing
I wish he would dial down the color grading bs. He's becoming Clint Eastwood in that respect.
>Yes, my Hippolyte, they all have my hatred. You alone have my tenderness, my love. They must see how I abhor them from the frightful state I’ve been in… They see my regrets, my hopelessness at being deprived of seeing you as often as I desire to. Hippolyte, I’ll kill myself. Yes! I want to end a life which from now on can only be burdensome to me if it cannot be consecrated to you
why was he such a needy incel?
They should have made the back shorter, so his arm doesn't look awkward.
>he was about to sail to America and be a teacher in the northeast
he didn't deserve the real ending bros
damn I really didn't know people get this defensive about napoleon. Same energy as when people.speak of Hitler in here. Probably same case of romanticising the historical loser who almost won everything.
It's ok anon, strangers disagreeing with you online can't hurt you, you'll live.
disagreeing with what? I didn't even state any opinion. This is what I meant by people getting really defensive.
>every depiction of Napoleon is that his a small man
>1.70m
…
imagine getting so pysopped that anytime you see a man go above and beyond providing for his family you think its propaganda.
a single man taking over the world is a pyschopath. a married man taking over the world is taking care of business
Reminder that Napoleon lost to russians and Blucher, angloids sole purpose was to bankroll them
Everyone loses to the russian winter
But why? You'd think they would learn after the first time
I don't remember anything about it anymore, but I was really into history as a teen, and Napoleon's relationship with his women were actually pretty important and had a great influence on his actions.
Is anyone actually taking this movie seriously after they shot cannons at the fricking pyramids?
Let me put it this way, I will watch the Marie Antionette movie before Napoleon comes out and treat it as the sequel.
>that's the AAA visual masterpiece I was telling you about
Some of these shots look like they were taken right out of some Netflix show kek
C'est fini.