Fun fact they gave him picrel to be his personal sex slave but he wound up kicking her out after she badmouthed his bff Miscavige. Bros before hoes amirite?
I like to imagine that tom cruise alone is incapable of sin, I imagine 2000 years ago they tried to crucify him to free us from the eternal sin, but to heaven he ascended, and on a motorbike he fell the frick back down.
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>His religion-infused cult supplies him with young boys so that his carnal desires don't manifest themselves outwardly in a way that could harm the church's image
Sounds exactly like christianity. Why did people seethe about him?
But you don't understand anon his mom used to make him go to church when he was a child! The horror! The torture! It will NEVER leave him. He has to take Prozac for his PTSD anon you just don't understand. Paganism is his form of therapy.
publicly
the guy is basically the king of Scientology, which means he's getting pussy all the time from members. I wouldn't doubt if 25% of all children born into Scientology are his. getting fricked by him probably purges a lifetime of ingrams.
Because he can't just have a girlfriend. He needs a high profile, famous partner. Who he dates is part of his image, and it's all about image for him. Scientology goes around trying to recruit famous women to date him. He's literally looking though entertainment magazines going "that one" and "that one." But women aren't lining up for what would basically be a job.
The little girls he ties to chairs and rapes in front of their siblings to harvest fresh adrenochrome is enough I guess, crazy that people think he's just a normal guy...
Even if you knew them for years like friends, they will still cut all ties with you for saying barely anything that isn't perfect fellating their ego. It's a tightrope, at least with art hoes it is.
Cruise control
He's been busy.
Did he have a bang on Atwell's breasts?
I hope so
He made her lose weight and her breasts are way smaller now, so probably not.
Scientology supplies him with women or men to have sex with if he feels the need. He doesn’t want any more public romances and subsequent drama.
Fun fact they gave him picrel to be his personal sex slave but he wound up kicking her out after she badmouthed his bff Miscavige. Bros before hoes amirite?
nothing about that picture feels like lord of the rings
thats the idea
>wine aunt bikes through Tuscany and tries to get laid, a hallmark Christmas special
Who's she supposed to be? Someone from canon or a made up character?
really?
The love he receives from those around him is enough to keep him going.
My female coworkers, friends and my regulars (clients) adore me.
Just not give a frick like this guy https://insta gram.com/sandroanjocapiroto?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
He grew some common sense
Once bitten
autism.
pretty sure he's a fudgepacker
I like to imagine that tom cruise alone is incapable of sin, I imagine 2000 years ago they tried to crucify him to free us from the eternal sin, but to heaven he ascended, and on a motorbike he fell the frick back down.
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He made a faustian bargain to remain relevant in Hollywood.
Wasn't it made public that him and Atwell all over eachother during production of this movie?
>His religion-infused cult supplies him with young boys so that his carnal desires don't manifest themselves outwardly in a way that could harm the church's image
Sounds exactly like christianity. Why did people seethe about him?
>BUT BUT MUH CHRISTKEKS
Obsessed holy shit get a life
But you don't understand anon his mom used to make him go to church when he was a child! The horror! The torture! It will NEVER leave him. He has to take Prozac for his PTSD anon you just don't understand. Paganism is his form of therapy.
Too busy making the kino no one else can
I would say... but you're all gay...
He would literally rather jump off motorcycles in a movie franchise for 20 years than cope with his issues with intimacy
It's not how I would handle it, but I get it
publicly
the guy is basically the king of Scientology, which means he's getting pussy all the time from members. I wouldn't doubt if 25% of all children born into Scientology are his. getting fricked by him probably purges a lifetime of ingrams.
let me absolve you with my wiener
I have seen a lot of Scientology kids. Most are of quite poor genetic stock.
so why did nothing result from this?
>eyes open
fricking weirdo
The female's natural response to an Alpha is to automatically/unconsciously open any and all orifices to said Alpha.
>has a son already
>has a daughter already
hes married to the game
we're getting kino until he croaks
>>has a son already
Progressivism/Marxism makes Scientology look good & wholesome
Because he can't just have a girlfriend. He needs a high profile, famous partner. Who he dates is part of his image, and it's all about image for him. Scientology goes around trying to recruit famous women to date him. He's literally looking though entertainment magazines going "that one" and "that one." But women aren't lining up for what would basically be a job.
He's fricking David Miscarriage.
The little girls he ties to chairs and rapes in front of their siblings to harvest fresh adrenochrome is enough I guess, crazy that people think he's just a normal guy...
Have you met a woman before?
Even if you knew them for years like friends, they will still cut all ties with you for saying barely anything that isn't perfect fellating their ego. It's a tightrope, at least with art hoes it is.
no
hes ascended beyond needing a woman
he lives off the thrill of dangerous death-defying stunts
No, he just doesn't talk about them. Same reason why he doesn't talk about Scientology anymore. There is absolutely no benefit for him.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
because he's /ourguy/
He has moved past the trappings of mundane human life, only making movies gets him hard now
Women are overrated