Not even good enough for a sequel. What went wrong?

Not even good enough for a sequel. What went wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    miles teller has gotta be one of the ugliest leading actors in anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to have sex with him in Whiplash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You gay, homie'.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if I told you that women around the world are thirsting after him a lot

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the director was a mentally unstable addict and the studio hated the movie and re-cut it into a piece of shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? I thought it was fantastic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FANT4STIC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s clever the 4
        Ha
        Haaaa

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Thing doesn't have a penis? That sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He does its just like a dog's hidden in a compartment

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was the biggest capeshit flop I can remember

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kate Mara's wig was so bad and made reshoots so obvious lol. Atleast she fell in love with Jamie Bell on set.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The manlet gets the woman and all is well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jamie is a lucky muthafricka

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meh.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Josh Trank losing his goddamn mind.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person human torch

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >based Fan5stick

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Director basically says that the movie is shit on twitter before the release date
    fricking lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      then he goes on to make capone which was just as big of a piece of shit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have seborrheic dermatitis and my scalp is like the thing. I feel so embarrassed by it but there's nothing to be done, even multiple showers a day and I'll excrete these oils immediately afterwards and scab over. I fricking hate my life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's no reason to be a homosexual frogposter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the multiple showers are literally the reason you get excess oils idiot, use coal tar shampoo only once a day at max (i shower one day then one not, then shower etc) hope it helps! It saved my life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was doing a shower every day or every other day before I got the dermatitis and then tried multiple after nothing else would work
        at first I thought I had some sort of dead skin cell build up on my scalp and was astounded at how despite cleaning and scrubbing it so much over multiple days it seemed to just keep happening, even got a fricking buzz cut which did nothing but make it more noticeable

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black human torch and Thing with no underwear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isnt Torch supposed to be the chick's little brother?
      what the frick

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a mishmash of three different movies. It started out with SCIENCE!, turned into body horror for a bit, followed by BLUE SKY BEAM happy ending stuff. None of it meshed together well.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It had literally nothing to do with the Fantastic 4.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason every movie fails.
    Black person

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >weird looking israelite
    >Black
    >unattractive yt wymon
    >tired origin story
    the film felt like it would never end. didn't understand the need to make it an origin story. the lead looks way too young and it was dull as dog shit. capeshit needs action, a reason for the action and attractive people in tight fitting costumes. That's it. Doesn't need to blow your mind or have deep themes and emotional moments littered about the runtime. The villain should be interesting and compelling and strong. maybe even more than the main characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed film was 1/5, a total boring shitfest, no good actors, awful story, charcoal planet bullshit, zero action, way too young and no one was close to believable as a scientist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Charcoal planet that's a good description for it. Why do all these movies have completely unimaginative stuff like that? Its just like oh heres another dimension/planet! But its like the most boring location you could ever come up with.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible cast for everyone especially doom and mr fantastic. Changed fire dude black for no reason. It was just fricking gay it felt like it was done on a stage with cgi only and the other planet thing he discovered meant nothing.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing went right. The director was a one-hit wonder moron. The studio naturally hated the film and tried to salvage it but it was no use. Then Josh Trank went on twitter and infamously claimed that they butchered his original cut even though there never was a director's cut.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your Fantastic Four bro

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Josh Trank was apparently a mentally unstable psycho and the studio interfered from the start.

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