>They say that when in Rome you're supposed to do as the Romans do. I got tired of that Ray, so I packed my bags and headed off on a road paved with good intentions. But the funny thing? It just led me right back here in the end.
This one is good.
>But how's about this time you come around to my way of thinking for once, save us all some time
The comment section in his scenes on YouTube are always like "nah, tough guy doesn't suit Vince after so many comedies",well go frick yourself ,Bryan Cranston was also mostly comedies but now he will be remembered as Heisenberg.If this guy isn't intimidating I don't know what to tell you
I rewatched season 1 for "yella kang" but Rust anunciates Yellow and King very clearly every time he says it
You’re both wrong. It’s the guy way later who “commits suicide” after Rust gets a confession out of him and says there are big people involved with the yellow king.
I rewatched season 1 for "yella kang" but Rust anunciates Yellow and King very clearly every time he says it
You’re both wrong. It’s the guy way later who “commits suicide” after Rust gets a confession out of him and says there are big people involved with the yellow king.
I rewatched season 1 for "yella kang" but Rust anunciates Yellow and King very clearly every time he says it
You’re both wrong. It’s the guy way later who “commits suicide” after Rust gets a confession out of him and says there are big people involved with the yellow king.
>All these years now I've known whatever Caspere knew. Well, whatever he knew wasn't much use since Caspere isn't even a character in the fricking show.
>You hip and you hop, you throw your hands in the air like you just don't care, but do you ever take a real hard look at yourself in the mirror? Because that's the real beat drop. Welcome to my world.
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line, but when God's holding the pen his hand tends to shake. Like an Alzheimers patient on crystal meth.
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line but they dont include that this holds true only for euclidean space and the way things look i'd say we are pretty hyperbolic.
>Yes, two McChickens. And can you make sure they're extra crispy, like maybe put 'em back in the oil for a bit. And don't smother 'em with mayo this time, please. Ray, you want anything?
>they say the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes you’re the worm and you’re at the bottom of a bottle of tequila. And Ray, we’re late for the party, so get drinking or drown.
people talk about season 1 - blah blah blah nihilism in the bayou - but for me, it's Ray Velcoro. I thought the plot of season 2 was absolutely stupid but they did do the whole crooked-cop-noir-LA-thing very well
I enjoyed S3 even more than the other two. S1 started very strong but ran out of steam towards the end, I didn't like its climax much. S2 started rather weak but got better with each episode. S3 was consistently good.
s1 > s2 > s3. S3 would have been a looooot better if they didn't bother jumping back and forth in time and just focussed on the chemistry and tension between the two main detectives because it was actually good
Season 3 would have been a lot better if it actually followed through with the elite pedophile plot instead of chalking it up to a freak accident caused by a couple morons. Very subversive show. Sickening.
I thought season 2 had some good elements, Ray Velcoro was kino throughout, and the gay cop randomly getting killed mid series was a neat “twist”. The plot itself was just too convoluted and not really interesting enough to warrant really keep you engaged.
>they say an army marches on its stomach, problem is ray I had a gastric bypass surgery so I can only eat a little bit at a time, sometimes I'll chew up a little bit of steak and spit it back out, they call it living ray, but really youre just dieing a little slower, Caspere knew this
i was really hoping it would go hotline miami way, there were many "hints" at first that could be a plot.
it's the only disappointment in otherwise kinoest season
>They told me you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, what they don't know is I spike my vinegar with cocaine. Now all the bees call me Don.
>Ray, they say my lines are a dime a dozen but I don't even have a penny to my name.
I loved TD season 1, never saw S2. I understand that it's not as good, but is it BAD, like, if it was a standalone show would it be shit?
It's pretty okay. It's not anywhere close to S01, but it's better than S03, which is pretty okay too.
I did not feel like I wasted my time watching it. I might even have watched it twice, although I'm not sure of that.
>That was never your onus to brook. But you wanted to own it. You're walking around with this chip on your shoulder, like it's the size of the goddamn world and I rolled it up there. Nobody asked you to be Atlas, Ray. Now you want to shirk your duty to me? Ten years later? I don't do returns on account of buyer's remorse.
Ctrl+f "blur"
My favorite line ignored >"Someone hit the fricking warp drive and I'm trying to navigate though the blur"
Kek
I thought season 2 had some good elements, Ray Velcoro was kino throughout, and the gay cop randomly getting killed mid series was a neat “twist”. The plot itself was just too convoluted and not really interesting enough to warrant really keep you engaged.
S2 was unironically kino, pseuds were just filtered because it wasn't muh bayou Lovecraft.
>You ever wonder why boiling water softens potatoes, but hardens eggs? All these frickarounds get put in the water and go soft. Me? I've been boiled so many times I'm ready for my Easter painting.
>Why did the chicken cross the road, Ray? Why? Because it's what he was OWED. He fricking TOOK it. Pull yourself together, dry out. Call me when you're ready to lay some golden eggs.
Im very disappointed in you for leaving a Frankthread to die like this, Cinemaphile
>They say only the good die young, Ray. I guess that makes me the bad guy.
>They say that when in Rome you're supposed to do as the Romans do. I got tired of that Ray, so I packed my bags and headed off on a road paved with good intentions. But the funny thing? It just led me right back here in the end.
This one is good.
This too.
I was super impressed how menacing Vince fricking Vaughn was, of all people
That scene where he's intimidating the guy by his car was kino
He's great in cell block 99 and dragged across concrete. I really underrated him back in the 00s
I fell asleep during Dragged Across Concrete
christ you must have had a long and tiring day at work, that movie kicks ass anon...
Yeah I was hungover as frick. I woke up for the ending so don't feel like watching it again too soon.
>dragged across concrete
Loved that movie, but absolutely hated the ending
Yeah would've been nice to have a less tragic ending after Vinces ending
same
The comment section in his scenes on YouTube are always like "nah, tough guy doesn't suit Vince after so many comedies",well go frick yourself ,Bryan Cranston was also mostly comedies but now he will be remembered as Heisenberg.If this guy isn't intimidating I don't know what to tell you
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Yeah a built 6'5' tall guy that knows how to fight is totally not intimidating LOL
Freaky Friday was a bit of a shock when I always think Wedding Crashers or Mr and Mrs Smith
inb4 we find out what Caspere knew
>TD S02 was 8 years ago.
wtf it is real
>watch this show just to hear "caspere knew this"
>this line is never uttered in the whole show
Thanks for wasting my time frickers.
its a dog eat dog world anon. and im the fricking chinamen
>It's a dog eat dog world and I'm fricking the chinamen.
You should have known, just like Casper did.
Are you sure I swear I remember it being said. Was it something similar like luke I am your father vs no I am your father
it absolutely is, get off your fricking phone
and what of good solonius?
I rewatched season 1 for "yella kang" but Rust anunciates Yellow and King very clearly every time he says it
mike always said walter with a hard r never waltuh too
it's the ex husband that says
>she meh uh KANG
rust says LADOO
You’re both wrong. It’s the guy way later who “commits suicide” after Rust gets a confession out of him and says there are big people involved with the yellow king.
You’re both wrong. It’s the guy way later who “commits suicide” after Rust gets a confession out of him and says there are big people involved with the yellow king.
You’re both wrong. It’s the guy way later who “commits suicide” after Rust gets a confession out of him and says there are big people involved with the yellow king.
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HAHAHAHA
>All these years now I've known whatever Caspere knew. Well, whatever he knew wasn't much use since Caspere isn't even a character in the fricking show.
I don’t like sweets, never even had a fricking cavity, my dentist Dr. Caspere knew this
You can watch season 3, he does say "dem keedz"
>If heaven were a place, it sure as shit wouldn't be anywhere near this side of the tracks.
>an apple a day keeps the doctor away and im johnny fricking appleseed here to acquire this land
>I'm your mother, I'm your father. Motherfricker, I'm your whole goddamn family and Christmas is right around the corner if you're smart.
Thing is ray it's a dog eat dog world, and my secret is that I'm the fricking chinaman, caspere knew this
>You hip and you hop, you throw your hands in the air like you just don't care, but do you ever take a real hard look at yourself in the mirror? Because that's the real beat drop. Welcome to my world.
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line
I'm not good at these can someone finish it?
>But how's about this time you come around to my way of thinking for once, save us all some time
anon they're supposed to be bad, just make a bad one
I only make good ones, that's the problem
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line, but they don't tell you the scenic route has better rest stops.
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line and I'm curvy as frick.
>well I guess that makes me fricking Einstein, because I keep getting wormholed
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line, but when God's holding the pen his hand tends to shake. Like an Alzheimers patient on crystal meth.
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line.
>But I know my ABCs, and all I can 'see' is a fricking circle.
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line but they dont include that this holds true only for euclidean space and the way things look i'd say we are pretty hyperbolic.
>>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line
>well I’m as straight as the fricking autobahn
>They say that the shortest distance from point A to B is a straight line but you can't parallel park if your car won't start
haha
>they say that time and tide waits for no man ray, but the tide turned against me a long time ago and the weight of it all is starting to piss me off
>Yes, two McChickens. And can you make sure they're extra crispy, like maybe put 'em back in the oil for a bit. And don't smother 'em with mayo this time, please. Ray, you want anything?
>they say that the early worm gets the bird. well...i'm the bird that gets the early worm
>they say the early bird gets the worm, but sometimes you’re the worm and you’re at the bottom of a bottle of tequila. And Ray, we’re late for the party, so get drinking or drown.
why is Vince Vaughn always just Vince Vaughn in roles
Very common for actors who can't actually act.
Because you hire Vince Vaughn when you want a Vince Vaughn character.
95% of actors are like that
Time is hecking flat.
>this whole thread is a frickin car crash and I'm starting to feel like a missing lugnut
"You can keep your rings on. Won't matter to me."
people talk about season 1 - blah blah blah nihilism in the bayou - but for me, it's Ray Velcoro. I thought the plot of season 2 was absolutely stupid but they did do the whole crooked-cop-noir-LA-thing very well
how is season 3?
same formula as s1 but with three timelines, the mystery sucks ass as it lacks the occultism of S1 and the conspiracy of S2.
Kino, but backs off the crime conspiracy to be a more honest to God character study. The two lead detectives are both great.
>Velcoro dies and gets reborn back in time as Henry Drax
>Frank dies and gets respawn as Bradley
Kino
ray kicked ass
season 3 was kinorific
I enjoyed S3 even more than the other two. S1 started very strong but ran out of steam towards the end, I didn't like its climax much. S2 started rather weak but got better with each episode. S3 was consistently good.
I don't like the Black person constantly b***hing about whites
Only if you're interested in the intersectionality of marginalized groups within authoritarian and systemic racist structures. Which nobody else is.
s1 > s2 > s3. S3 would have been a looooot better if they didn't bother jumping back and forth in time and just focussed on the chemistry and tension between the two main detectives because it was actually good
Season 3 would have been a lot better if it actually followed through with the elite pedophile plot instead of chalking it up to a freak accident caused by a couple morons. Very subversive show. Sickening.
This, the ending was unbelievably wack. Would have been really solidly good otherwise. Maybe a little less wife shit as well.
I thought season 2 had some good elements, Ray Velcoro was kino throughout, and the gay cop randomly getting killed mid series was a neat “twist”. The plot itself was just too convoluted and not really interesting enough to warrant really keep you engaged.
forgetful
Ray was a badass and his whole character development was subversive making him out to be a loser cuck and then he becomes a total Chad
He was the Chad that Vinci's seedy underbelly deserved, just not the one it needed.
Season 3: I don’t remember much while season 2 was kino after the first rewatch
season 3 is a parody of the season 1
>They say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks
They say a real man wears a tie and hunts with a bow well I wear a bowtie
sounds like something zapp brannigan would say
>they say the world is your oyster ray, problem is I got a shellfish allergy and I'm all out of benadryl
>Apple bottom jeans? Boots with the fur? She didn't have any of that, Ray. You know what she did have? A wiener.
Brilliant
>they say an army marches on its stomach, problem is ray I had a gastric bypass surgery so I can only eat a little bit at a time, sometimes I'll chew up a little bit of steak and spit it back out, they call it living ray, but really youre just dieing a little slower, Caspere knew this
they say two sides of an isosceles triangle are equal in length to the other… but 3s a crowd and I still came up short
>THE GIRTH
What a prostitute.
>euro women are like Amelie
>american women are like this
it's over
prostitutes anon, european and american prostitutes are likes.
Women of all ethnicities are prostitutes. Always have been.
Was season 2 one of the rare instances where they turned the Black person character into a ginger?
Bestest character of that show
>Ray, they say it takes two to tango. Well my ex-wife just walked in the door and started a conga line.
Season four coming out in January, but it is all women leads and a woman director, and so will probably not be good.
hes just like me
Literally me going on 10 years now.
>suck your own dick
>They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and I lost my hand years ago in an unfortunate combine accident
>They say time is money, but who is they and my watch is broken, so should i use money for a new? A sekiro? I need time for that. I am.
Is Frankposting the highest IQ meme this site has seen?
>They say a penny saved is a penny earned, Ray. But all I have is lint in my pockets.
Still love my homie Birdman Leonard, he was so cool looking
i was really hoping it would go hotline miami way, there were many "hints" at first that could be a plot.
it's the only disappointment in otherwise kinoest season
Why did this guy switch out the dope bird costume for a much lamer mask
>see this in 2nd episode
>Think "THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT SEASON"
>get the season
at least season 3 is good...
>If this city really never sleeps, then it must have one hell of a hangover.
>... That makes no sense.
>I guess you really can't eat a new dog with Trix, China-Man.
>Not even Einstein could account for the relative poverty of the lower and upper class.
kill me
>Gamergate was about integrity.
God I loved TD S2 threads, it was filled with Vinceposting
>They told me you can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, what they don't know is I spike my vinegar with cocaine. Now all the bees call me Don.
I spent hours trying to make up some cool and funny quote but wasn't able to.
It's over.
>Ray, they say my lines are a dime a dozen but I don't even have a penny to my name.
It's pretty okay. It's not anywhere close to S01, but it's better than S03, which is pretty okay too.
I did not feel like I wasted my time watching it. I might even have watched it twice, although I'm not sure of that.
>They say life's like ice cream, you have to eat it before it melts.
>Well it's 120 degree, and my AC's broken.
>and I’m lactose in-frickin-tolerant
I loved TD season 1, never saw S2. I understand that it's not as good, but is it BAD, like, if it was a standalone show would it be shit?
Honestly it’s worth it just so you can appreciate the Frankisms
>You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. Well guess what, Ray? I taught that horse to fish, and he’s gonna eat for a lifetime.
fantastic
>Ray, this is an eye for eye type of city. I went blind years ago.
>This world is a tight pussy, Ray. And I'm a big wiener.
>The thing is. Roles can be reversed. Caspere knew this.
>That was never your onus to brook. But you wanted to own it. You're walking around with this chip on your shoulder, like it's the size of the goddamn world and I rolled it up there. Nobody asked you to be Atlas, Ray. Now you want to shirk your duty to me? Ten years later? I don't do returns on account of buyer's remorse.
Ctrl+f "blur"
My favorite line ignored
>"Someone hit the fricking warp drive and I'm trying to navigate though the blur"
>Fit as a fiddle? Well, I'm a goddamn Stradivarius, and no one's stringing me along.
Kek
S2 was unironically kino, pseuds were just filtered because it wasn't muh bayou Lovecraft.
>You ever wonder why boiling water softens potatoes, but hardens eggs? All these frickarounds get put in the water and go soft. Me? I've been boiled so many times I'm ready for my Easter painting.
>They say you can judge a man's true character by how he treats animals. I'm an animal, Ray, and I've got fleas.
>They say a sweet tooth is expensive, but for me, every day is just taking candy from a baby.
>they say to never look a gift horse in the mouth, but I'm the frickin dentist and he just rescheduled his appointment
>Whoever smelt it dealt it Ray, so tell me why I'm the one with the shitty hand?
anyone else really love season 2? i genuinely enjoy the frick out of every episode
and the mayor of venci is such a perfect sleazeball
>They say hustle is like riding a bike, but what's good not forgetting do when now the road is slippery?
I used to have a chip on my shoulder, then I ate it! Caspere knew this
>Told me an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But listen Ray, I’ve got worms like you wouldn’t believe
>It must be low tide, Ray, because you've been left high and dry. Why don't we wet that whistle?
>(unzips dick)
Ray, the last guy who told me "gimme some sugar," wound up with diabetes.
>they says it's a dog eat dog world, Ray... I'm the fricking Chinaman.
>I've had enough of the excuses, let's make them ex-scuces, Ray.
>Why did the chicken cross the road, Ray? Why? Because it's what he was OWED. He fricking TOOK it. Pull yourself together, dry out. Call me when you're ready to lay some golden eggs.