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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, that's a tweet!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thread should've ended here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right?!
      And it’s.. it’s….. it’s… .. … ……..fricking J-J-J-J-Ja-Ja-Ja-Jax-Jax-Jaxon!!

      [***XCTIONJAXON TO ALLIES!!!!!***]

      With the fricking wilted rose emoji!!!!
      I. CANNOT. EVEN. JUST. CANNOT. AT. ALL.

      HOLY FRICKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You GUISE??????
      Like H O L Y S H I T guise!!!!!

      What a fantastic fricking thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No he still looks worse. He looks like someone who works a summer job bagging groceries at a Costco.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone likes the Superman frickboy comics over any of the good ones.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      costco doesn't have bags, broke boy. find a new slant

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about uh

        Kroger's?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          better. kroger pays low too so it's an even better insult. Never stop at the lowest hanging fruit anon, put in the work to go just one step beyond.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            All right cool thank you for your consultation, I'll bank this one for future use

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like someone who had a wife bagged by the baggerboy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No just groceries

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costco is the only retailer you can have a career even if you aren't a manager don't bring them down with this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      costco allows me to feel like im middle class even though im poor leave them ALONE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, he looks like a young hot dude working a summer job?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just say he's too young?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual LINE
    any anons that post below this are homosexuals
    homosexual LINE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checks out

      twink superman

      why not cast him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're the one posting between two homosexual lines, homosexual.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    twink superman

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not cast him

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    modern women are pedophiles and like guys who look like little boys.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying I have a chance?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the alpha male shtick is wearing thinner and thinner every year how will buttholes cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the alpha male shtick is wearing thinner and thinner every year how will buttholes cope
        >I am a b-b-beta soïguzzling homosexual and being bullyied by average marginal males ruined my gay and pathetic life REEEEEEEEEEE
        lol at you little fella

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you smell like fear chaddie mcchad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modern women are pedophiles and like guys who look like little boys.
      indoctrinated. youth = health and will always be attractive.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Supes already won the hairline department

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe henry will shave his head and play lex luthor in the new movie

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope he plays Jor-El with a massive beard and a c**t attitude

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Warner Brothers like this bros, I don't get it, fans literally fricking tell them what will make a billion dollars, yet they do this, this is should be haram at this point, 10 long years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did 3 movies with Henry Cavill and none of them made a billion

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't Cavills' fault. No one wants Early Superman again. Ryan Reynolds's Deadpool got redeemed , so why can't Henry Cavill get that, too?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fans literally fricking tell them what will make a billion dollars
      you do realize this homie was like the most popular fancast for a new supes, right

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hairline mog is evident

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinos about dumb c**ts?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't criticize a man's hairline. It's just wrong.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to get solo Affleck movie fans just needed to see BvS more times and get it to hit 1B
    >to get more Cavill Superman fans just needed to see Black Adam more times to get it to 1B
    >to get Batman Beyond movie with Keaton, fans just needed to see The Flash enough times to get it to 1B
    the truth is DC fans are all talk, the future of DC was always in there hands but they never put their money where their mouth is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make extremely painful movies no one wants to watch to get movies they want

      This makes sense

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to get solo Affleck movie fans just needed to see BvS more times and get it to hit 1B
      LMAO
      >implying this wouldn't convince WB to push for an immediate Justice League movie even more, only this time they would actually want Zack to make it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the truth is DC fans are all talk, the future of DC was always in there hands but they never put their money where their mouth is.
      The snyder cut movement was a one of its kind thing basically forcing execs to admit they fricked up and should have kept things as they were without them

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The snyder cut movement was a one of its kind thing basically forcing execs to admit they fricked up a

        The only reason the cut was released is because Snyder agreed to do Biden's election ad, not because of your obnoxious movement, Rajesh.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he didn't do the ad, he just reposted it subtly, he was likely either paid to do it, or his agent/movie studio he was contracted to forced him.

          I'm not commenting on his politics, im just judging this by the nature of the ad he posted.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moronic headcanon that doesn't even make sense. How influential do you think Zack Snyder is in relation to U.S politics? Enough to warrant the studio spending an extra $70 million on a movie they didn't even want to release.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you wanted to keep Cavill, should have went to see Black Adam more.

        Snyderfans caused their own downfall by not financially supporting the movies they like. Batman v Superman didnt even hit 1 billion.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wew. You’re the dumbest poster I’ve ever seen on this board. You deserve a prize. Like a pair of shoes, or a gallon of clean water, something that will make you rich in your shithole

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        WB execs would rather go broke than admit they fricked up, and that’s exactly what happened

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They fricked up when they hired Snyder and allowed him to turn Superman into pink dr. Manhattan.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason it exists was because HBO MAX had no content and there was a pandemic, so they simply turned to something they had mostly finished to release.
        Without Covid there's no Snyder cut.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is all a fricking mess. WB just plain fricked up.

      How are you going to have literally TWO suicide squad movies come out before another solo Superman movie? Fans are just royally pissed off because they never got another solo Henry Cavill movie where his Superman is more comic accurate and hopeful.

      And Batffleck solo movie never happened either. But damn if we didn't get 2 suicide squad movies with a Harley Quinn movie on top of that. Jeez, I wonder why things are in the gutter now that fricking everything's just got a giant reset button!

      "DC Fans are all talk"? what are you talking about? DC fans practically got sold a bill a false goods. They went in thinking we'd get more of the main heroes that people wants to see, instead we get jackshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can barely pay my bills and afford the gas to get to work and food to feed my family, of course I don't make enough to see superhero movies, this guilt trip is funny though, at least we got Zack Snyder cut through spamming the internet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The future was in the general public's hands. There simply aren't enough hardcore fans to support this scale of film alone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is all a fricking mess. WB just plain fricked up.

      How are you going to have literally TWO suicide squad movies come out before another solo Superman movie? Fans are just royally pissed off because they never got another solo Henry Cavill movie where his Superman is more comic accurate and hopeful.

      And Batffleck solo movie never happened either. But damn if we didn't get 2 suicide squad movies with a Harley Quinn movie on top of that. Jeez, I wonder why things are in the gutter now that fricking everything's just got a giant reset button!

      "DC Fans are all talk"? what are you talking about? DC fans practically got sold a bill a false goods. They went in thinking we'd get more of the main heroes that people wants to see, instead we get jackshit.

      It’s ALL trash.
      It’s over. Pic related. Link related

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/warner-bros-to-lose-200-million-for-standing-by-alleged-sexual-predator-ezra-miller/ar-AA1dbdRQ?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=2d68a2cf9c7848a1815b211c1be23735&ei=8

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who watch those movies aren't DC fans

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IS THIS FRICKING OBSESSION WITH HAIRLINES

    YOU GUYS ARE FRICKING FREAKS ABOUT THIS SHIT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just for starters, his baby hands are even more troubling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry this encounter with the blackpill is taking such a heavy toll on your psyche

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly people are generally obsessed with it because it looks exactly the same always and so reminds them of someone that anyone would want to put in front of camera.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        baldy cope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      these people think being 6'0 makes you an unfrickable manlet, this surprises you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't make you an unfrickable manlet but let's be honest, the impact social media has had on the dating market means it no longer puts you in the "firmly tall" category it used to in the past. But it's still a decent height, it gives you a solid foundation to looksmax.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He looks like someone who works a summer job bagging groceries at a Costco.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      right pic literally looks like a gay porn parody lmao
      he has "I SUCK DICKS AND STRETCH MY butthole" written all over his homohomosexual face.
      I bet the israelite's newest subverting expectations tweest will be that Superman is actually a raging homosexual.

      Why aren't you people familiar with Cavill's original appearance?

      All the new guy needs is a workout program.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally we are not getting a bald Superman

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right: Superman
    Left: Superbald

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New guy has a very boring face.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great example of hunter vs prey eyes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their eyes are almost exactly the same

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hunter deer looks dumb and the prey wolf looks scarier. This is a gay meme

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres something about that cute wolf that scares the shit outta me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like the chad deer he looks funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Cavill but they're both boring looking, which is fine but Cavill lacked personality. Hopefully the new superman has more charisma.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cavill never really got to play Clark Kent which is the real test of a Superman actor

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he barely got to play superman in bvs, he had something like half the lines batman did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring face matches a boring character of a boring franchise.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill mogs hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have henry cavill at home
      Absolute charisma void.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      a chad jaw is a curse for necklets

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you literally only need your hands to work out your neck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn henry's good looking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I looked like Henry and fricked like Fred.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is a very boring character.

      lol
      lmao

      Homie looks hungover

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      henry really was made to be superman wasn't he , i mean who else has the combination of the conventional attractive looks combined with real character in his face. Its like he's made in a factory

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      henry with hair mogs

      https://i.imgur.com/U5EeYH4.jpg

      Not like this...

      henry going bald is mogged

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with this swarthy british guys? They look borderline southern european. The John Snow, Henry Cavill, that schizo Katy Perry's ex boyfriend...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where do Anglo-Saxons fit in this?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            While your double digit IQ shows you are among the Celto-Germanics or worse, I will indulge the historical windowlickers of the board and point out Angles and Saxon being Germanic tribal names known for their migrations to the isle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are related to Basque Spaniards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SOVL
      >soulless

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill is attractive to homosexual men.
    Corenswet is attractive to women.
    Make of this what you will

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Corenswet is attractive to women
      No, he isn't. Attention starved e-thots don't count.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked, homosexual/roastie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Op tweet is a man. The pfpis is Raven from the Titans show.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, women will like Corenswet more because hes superman now and has the social status.

      If Cavil gets Bond tho the same prostitutes will claim Cavil is better looking again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women will like whoever they are told to like.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking over for Henry Cavill simps... Got too wienery...

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    right pic literally looks like a gay porn parody lmao
    he has "I SUCK DICKS AND STRETCH MY butthole" written all over his homohomosexual face.
    I bet the israelite's newest subverting expectations tweest will be that Superman is actually a raging homosexual.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew cavill fans were gay

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"We have Superman at home."
    >Superman at home.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >terminally online morons on Cinemaphile think the words of a thot on twitter is the opinion of all women
    get off your computers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get off your computers
      and go do what? "touch grass"? frick off moron im staying on my computer.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the virgin "CHAD EMBRACE" vs the chad finasteride enjoyer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >killing DHT
      >chad
      nice try

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *inhibiting DHT a little - a useless hormone past your teens

        yeah dude frick up your heart and kidneys for a thicker hairline hell yeah my Black person fr fr das bussin Black person

        cope.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hope the doctor tells you to cope when you’re having renal failure from your meme drug.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep coping.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep sneeding

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              keep sneeding

              keep feeding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah dude frick up your heart and kidneys for a thicker hairline hell yeah my Black person fr fr das bussin Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finasteride
        >affecting your heart and kidney in the slightest
        lmao you are just making shit up
        finn has been on the market for over 50 years, it's perfectly safe

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol
    lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still has broader shoulders than the gay faced twink even when not jacked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bwahahahahaha

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The barrel chest and high waisted trunks make him look pretty strong ngl. Not sure why.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes him look like he got strong from working on a farm rather than getting strong from being a roidtroony gym rat. It's more fitting for the character too since supes is supposed to be a farm boy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        h-h-he looks strong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he even has 2 dicks packed in there. Gigachad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lol
      >lmao
      You poor sod. Even un-jacked that dude mogs like 995/1000 guys - no homo

      >How much weight did Henry Cavill put on?
      >The Henry Cavill workout also allowed him to gain around 18 lbs of muscle in 9 months of training and preparation, bringing his body weight from a slim 175 lbs to a very muscular 193 lbs.
      And you will no doubt be very surprised to learn this, but at least 50% of women (real women, not sad, failed men in dresses) much prefer a healthy, fit & trim physique over a body builder’s aesthetic. Granted he wasn’t freakish looking in his “Superman state” but to post that picture of him and cope with your
      >>lol
      >>lmao
      post is a bit moronic.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just looks like Superman.
    It's cool that they went with a dude with dark hair and blue eyes, hopefully he bulks up too.
    Henry was robbed of the role though. The whole DCEU should have centered around Superman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah his face is weird, and he’s a less ugly, almost white looking version of that nappy headed, ugly as frick, fish-eyed mutant from disneys Da Lil Mur(der)maid n Sheeeit disaster.
      Pic related.

      Ironic, this mutt is a half israelite, his dad married a shiksa and the dad, like 78% of israelites outside of israel that marry non-jews, significantly contributed to the slow erasure of the israeli ethnicity in the west. Many such cases.

      >Birth Name: David Packard Corenswet
      >Place of Birth: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S.
      >Date of Birth: July 8, 1993
      >Ethnicity: *father – Ashkenazi israeli *mother – English, some Irish

      >His father, John Corenswet,[5] worked as a stage actor in New York City for many years[4] before becoming a lawyer;[6] his mother is also a lawyer.[7][8][9] His father was from a prominent israeli family in New Orleans

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This homie corn fed so much he changed his name to "corn sweet" lmao

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop the presses, some stupid b***h tweeted something

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunn fired Cavill out of spite then desperately tried to find an actor that looks as much like him as possible. It's pathetic.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corenswet has a boring face and his father's israeli side shines through a lot.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >genuinely thinks this looks good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funny part is his physique will look nothing like that no matter how many roids he takes because he simply doesn't have the frame
      Cavill mogs him so hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His hands are literally photoshopped there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      even with photoshop he looks mid lmao.

      Like, if he goes hard on the roids and gets genuinely bulked like Cavill, the best case scenario is that he becomes a B+ Grade version of Cavill.

      Blame WB for not getting Cavill to do a stack of scenes they can use retroactively for another film before he went too bald.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, the eye cancer inducing micro detailing.
      I miss the days when it was just an off the shelf ski suit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncanny feminine israeliteman.
      This is what happends when you mix Aryan and israeli genes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this shooped?
      Why is his head so tiny?
      It looks like a grape atop a zucchini. Oof

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But we already had a show about a teenage superman.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American women opinions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry’s face is handsome in a traditional way, chiseled and masculine, and his natural hairline is part of it, he’s not overproduced. Right looks like Dawson creek handsome. He’s got a square jaw, sure, but he’s puffy and doe eyed, and his hairline and widows peak looks like an FTM softboi. He just seems “safe” and algorithmicly selected for attractive traits but doesn’t appear naturally rugged, charming or dangerous at all, which Henry does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bizarro Cavill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      his hairline actually makes him look less manly and more boyish. also pencil neck

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the superman a white boy in the first place?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because white boys rule.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes israeli

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snyder turned him into a white Christian.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman was changed from a israelite to a white man in the early 90s in the comics too so snyder isnt the first one to make that change.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Snyder was the most radical about it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Snyder was the most radical about it.
              Snyder is a fricking troon loving raceswapping homosexual.
              Clark was a son of two flyover christians for decades before Sneeder.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Snyder was the most radical about it.

            >base your hero's journey on the ministry and trial of Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef
            >not israeli
            Oh you tickle me

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>not israeli
              I pick this one. Superman belongs to whites now, the israelites stole Disney we got Superman that was the deal now them taking Superman back we should get Mel Gibson to be the new CEO of Disney. It's only fair.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jews own all media, including the works of mel gibson

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                they gave us superman in exchange for disney

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Must've missed that meeting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                apologize now or show proof

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apologize to who, Mel Gibson? He knew what he was getting into when he got into the ~~*industry*~~.
                No wonder he's so bitter all the time, it must suck to sell your soul

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >israeli people are more successful than white people
                Yeah, everyone wants to be a israelite. People can’t move to Israel fast enough. Sure love that superpower that’s transformed the world, you know israel. And that world leading economy and military, you know, israel. And that beautiful country that was created and given to israelites by white men, israel… oops.
                For me though, I can’t help but admire how well the israelites have done when they’ve been kicked out a total of 1,030 times from 109 countries and counting.
                >but we’re good accountants, lawyers, and pornographers
                Okay little mordacai, calm down

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Superman came to earth from…. a shitskin polluted, sand-filled hovel, desert planet named Oy Gevalt.
            I don’t read comics. Is/was Superman supposed to be a israelite? That’s fricking hilarious if true. Hahahahahaha
            Imagine a superhero with schizophrenia, and BPD, a whiny nasally voice, with a huge nose and close together rat eyes and features, scamming an entire planet out of their savings and clipping every coin in existence.
            Holy shit my sides kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schwartz is the author of: Is Superman Circumcised: The Complete [Scheming and Undermining] History of the World’s Greatest [Rent Seeker] Hero
        This is absolute fricking gold!

        Just imagine, Superman — SUPERMAN — having his little superhero penis in the mouth of some space rabbi.
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the new one is israeli

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He basically just looks like a 15-20 year younger version of Cavill. They're the same picture.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically finished with Cinemaphile and I’m going to start using Reddit now because I guarantee it’s less moronic than this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bye homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      see you tomorrow

      [...]
      keep feeding

      we should make out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you didn’t come from reddit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be wrong, I know I tried.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m going to start using Reddit now
      >people like this actually exist in the world and unironically use make-believe words like chud to convince themselves they’re not pathetic biological invalids
      Mfw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been trying to quit Cinemaphile. Tried the reddit thing and it was awful. Even youtube comments are better. It feels like the internet is dead. There are only social networks, discord cults, reddit and Cinemaphile.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a very gay thread. You guys are fighting over who is more handsome.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inflating his twig neck by an inch each side
    Shameful.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every fan edit widens his neck and broadens his shoulders. People are going to be very disappointed when they see the final product. Such a downgrade.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda understand Gunn's choice - he wanted to work with Cavill, but using Cavill would mean that the Sneeder tumor would live on and poison the entire DC line.
        We'll see, but he has to get rid of absolutely everyone to ever have a chance to do anything.
        The Waller will be litmus test, if he keeps her, I don't care about his lineup.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is keeping Waller because black womyn, keeping flash because le gay israelite and of course keeping all his friends and wife (peacemaker, tss, etc).
          I dont know why or how he still keeps aquaman, most likely for the easy "aquaman is lame" jokes he already pulled in peacemaker and the flash ending reshot.
          It took Wan, Momoa and Sneeder in a super homerun to rehabilitate Aquaman after decades of infamy and this pedophile motherfricker goes straight into "le having sex with fish" shit the second he can.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >super homerun to rehabilitate Aquaman after decades of infamy
            Big bang theory meme.
            And Jason Mammamia didn't rehabilitate anything. That movie sucked ass an is lamer than any Super Friends episode ever aired
            NOW is a joke

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pic

        And people argue to this day he was/is natty.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BALDING BROS WHY WON'T THEY FRICKING LEAVE US ALONE

    IT'S NOT OUR FRICKING FAULT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with you, but don't act like such a b***h about it.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henry is more handsome. But he is getting that receding hairline that older men tend to get-I think it's called a widows peak? He's at that dangerous tipping point where he's starting to look silly and he might be better either getting a wig or just shaving it all off. Those few hairs left in the center are clearly fighting for their lives hanging on by the soles of their follicles.

    But as said, even so, Henry does remain much more handsome in the face. He looks are more charming and confident. His eyes are close together and the bridge of his nose is strong. but he does look much older compared to the other guy. Dare I admit it? I think it might actually be over for Henry. but I hope not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry already had hair transplants, this discussion is moot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am not against it, but his hair used to be much worse than what it is now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex Ross used to draw him with a widow's peak sometimes and it looked pretty good
      It's definitely a look for an older Superman though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a classic Superman thing, many such cases

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Henry Cavill the most handsome man in the world?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too young. Supermang should be at least 30.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    E A R L Y
    L I F E

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dc just needs cavill's jaw and chin, send him to korea while he's training and taking his chicken and rice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      Korean surgeons don't make boys into men. Quite the opposite.

      What this homie needs is to take the NECKPILL. Can be achieved naturally with exercises.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >body dysmorphia the infographic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >neckpill
        That term is already copyrighted and is owned by troonys

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is it because of the rope round their necks?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.
            Have you ever taken an IQ test?
            Can you spell IQ without counting on your fingers?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this image is 100% neckpill
      new actor just needs to train his neck

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >new actor just needs to train his neck
        ...by sucking dick, like it was always destined for him to do.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women know frick all about male aesthetics

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the support Cinemaphile

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're welcome, Henry!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      warhammer bros have to stick together, hank

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He was made by israelites but physically modeled after an Aryan ideal.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gunn is a massive supergay and his desperation to overcorrect from man of steel is going to collapse the character. the brand is already hilariously fricked kek

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love superman

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New superman is a cute twink

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really dont understand the discussion. The film is gonna be shit, regardless of how this casting works out or not.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't get Cavill to cast couch
    >gets Twink Cavill to cast couch instead

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I've seen of this guy is affairs of state, and it might be the worst performance in film history.

    Flop already. 100%

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will ever change the fact that the first person people will think of as Superman and the definitive Superman will always be Henry Cavill.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be Christopher Reeve, actually.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Reeves.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's Reeve.
          George Reeves is a different Superman actor. Both bigger and better than Cavill.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I meant my fantasy casting for the role would be Keanu I don't know anything about that boomer shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not returning Disney's calls for some reason.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing, grandpa.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the first Superman recently. Enjoyed it a lot more than I thought it would, but could Superman ever time travel? I've never seen him do that shit before.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman can do whatever bullshit the plot requires, historically.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fiftieth post best post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In current times, yes. In the future, first Reeves and then Cavill.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. All he did is making sure that nobody will think about superman at all.
      Snyderman is nothing compared to Reeve's Superman.
      I've never seen such a total disinterest in a previous version being replaced. That's how people cares about Snyderman. And it makes you two dozens of schizos mad as hell

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhm. I’m sorry. The boy is adorable.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this homosexual board obsessed with how men look

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    based tweet

    no mr baby hands

    no more.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mr baby hands
      It's so unfortunate... As it's well proven that hand size (specifically finger length) directly corresponds to penis size.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing against Corenswet, but he has a bad case of gayface. I can’t buy him as Superman at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. It's probably bias but I feel like gays have a certain look to their eyes. To me, he does not have that look.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all downhill from here...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Feige scoops him up for pic rel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would've been kino as a revenge arc but apparently they've cast some asian dude

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy walled

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henry looking rough after 40

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cabald has been balding since MoS. Dude has OG Vegetas hairline.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's rich. He can get a hair transplant anytime. These days he's probably on medication since his hairline has improved since BvS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not wanting superman to look masculine
        frick off

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure thing, baldie.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From hot cultured daddy to 7/10 twunk who probably drinks sweet wine.
    Shame.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New one looks more like the current twink version of Jon Kent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm, well at least one thing about him is super...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HWD

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He does look like a younger Cavill.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there time travel shit going on with the superman franchise, i wouldn't know cause i dont watch capeshit but there's 100 percent going to be cause cavil is way too much of a superman looking dude to not capitalize on it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate all this multiverse shit, it's just an excuse to bring back actors from old movies for cameos.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like young Arnie next to his mutt bastard.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >better hairline
    >younger
    He looks more like a more masculine James Marsden.
    But I'll take daddy Cavil every time.
    Even if his first name is terribly cringe.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess who

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sly or Ayn Rand...leaning towards Sly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          none of them

          Stallone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        none of them

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he just needs to frown a little and get buccal fat removal

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of name is Corenswet anyway?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      features too big for his face and too doe eyed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both things are boyish neotenic features, they want a young looking innocent Supes

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "we have Cavill at home"

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new guy looks like a homosexual, is he going to be the first gay superman?

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this garbage and frick Gunn. I hope his movie bankrupts warner brothers and they get sold to disney as punishment.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will suck, but not as much as snyder flicks

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it impossible to cast this man? Christopher Reeves was the closest one its a shame what happened to him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        based posters itt know what's up

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    right eye is crooked

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer right. I haven't seen as much as a picture in about 15 years but feel like this is more like how Christopher Reeve looked so I associate that as more Superman, given that I haven't liked one since then.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a Mutt’s law but for balding/hairline talk

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pick your fighter

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a genetic experiment to clone a cross between Henry and Tom Welling went slightly wrong

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he billed up and fixed the pencil neck which was my biggest issue with him physically, could just be photo trickery though. Hair is good but I will always love Henry. He seems like such a good natured regular dude but isekaid into a chad movie star. Who knows maybe I’m just stupid

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they both look good (right costume is better though)

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one will better than Brandon Routh. Superman Returns was good, frick you

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw a few millimeters of hair makes all the difference

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people actually think Cavill is charismatic
    He looks like a greek god but he's a charisma void.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. the guy can't act for shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picrel
      He sucks too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he has screen presence. That milquetoast replacement just dissolves into the background.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. the guy can't act for shit.

      He was good in 1 movie, ever.

      The Man from Uncle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This movie is so underrated, a 100x better than any Bond flick.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This movie is so underrated, a 100x better than any Bond flick.

        This

        Indians are a curse that no one deserves. Absolute fricking mongrel idiots

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldlets never learn

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's also not a manlet

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't care at all about Superman as a character before Cavill. All this means is that I'll go back to not caring about Superman as a character.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they're not investing in someone famous? They have so little faith in their Superman movie?

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reeves: "this is my Batman. I respect my predecessor. Thank you Snyder for what you did"
    >Gunn: "my superman will be the true superman. He'll be a big ol galoot unlike that other one. I understand you nerds. Embrace me. No I didn't fire him, I just never hired him lol"
    this movie is doomed

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >henry cavil 6'1
    >david corenswet 6'4

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    New guy isn't as a charismatic as Cavill. He also looks like Tom Welling.

    I hope Gunn doesn't give us a mopey love sick Clark. Is he gonna be pining over Lois for 3 movies like Star Lord pined for Gamora?

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs all superman actors that proceeded him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, they probably should have cast him frankly, he's aged well, although he'd probably only be good for 1-2 films max before aging out as well.

      Get Cavill to train him at the gym and he'd be perfect frankly.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit look at that thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new superman looks like Henry Caville bred with Kyle Rittenhouse.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough, Kyle Rittenhouse is actually whiter than this golem. Aaamazin

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he will always be my Superman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy walled

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He still looks great, moron

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, no more of this weird little handed cuckhold.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are chuds going to realise that women don’t like big muscly square jaw guys as much as they like soft pretty boy twinks?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you keep posting this bizarre cope?
      Women don’t like you. Get over it little guy

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Henry still single anyway?

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHNONONONONONONONONO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those shoulders
      It's fricking over

      Elliot Page is the new Superthem?

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those shoulders
    It's fricking over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OHNONONONONONONONONO

      Literal twink

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The neck on the right is very clearly photoshopped, but why?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trust me you don't want to see a Superman with a scrawny neck.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post your brown arm Rapresh

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude looks like a very nice guy. Like that guy from the banshees of inshering. He is nice. But just that. The kind of generic person that only thinks normal thoughts

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a superman, dc, super hero fan. Hate that stuff. But Carvill looks more interesting. The other one looks like generic superman.

    >hey man
    what
    >superman irl
    holy... that sounds cool dude

    Carvill, on the other hand, seems more natural. Here, he looks like he's about to vaporize you, as he did with some 27 men in the last 30 seconds.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls only care about hairline, dont care about our big muscles... gymbros we've been found out... stop the creatine asap!!!

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    judging from the popularity of Bond actors in the past and their chad status among women of their time, I think women caring about hairlines is a very modern thing. That said yeah I wish Cavill wore a wig or did a hair transplant for Superman, it was noticeable towards the end.

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Superman/Cavill threads such a haven for fudgepackers
    I feel soiled just looking at the homolust posts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go leave, homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go leave
        >calls someone a homosexual
        My dear stupid friend, he was stating that there are an inordinate amount of disease carrying, biologically invalid, sodomites on this board and ITT in particular. What does that have to do with your biggest fear, your internet boogeyman, /misc/? You better watch out! /misc/ could be under your bed with some crime statistics

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew supergays were a little moronic but golly I didn’t expect them to be this delusional

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fanboys are so easy to please. You'd think after a decade of failures they'd be learn to contain their excitement, gotta learn it the hard way again I guess.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. didn’t read any of the thread and outs himself as an imbecilic psued
      Pottery

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