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They were trying to destroy his relationship with his wife that's why he didn't want to have sex with them
IS THAT... A SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>tfw hate my gf so much i turn down sex from her every time
I have no pity for you.
I didn't ask for pity, I just hate my girlfriend and felt like venting about it. Thanks for reading.
Why? Annoying stories that go nowhere, hair brained fads, lack of spatial understanding, lack of responsibility, that thing where the walk around in a huff with b***h face but "don't want to talk about it" and then the opposite where they want to re-litigate old fights because something reminded them of a time you made them mad? That's just women dude. No reason to hate them. It's pretty funny if you learn how to tease them
Your gf deserves a better man.
Yeah, probably. At least she still cooks and cleans so that's nice.
Aww man, you just brought back a repressed memory for me. It's probably the shittiest thing I've ever done in my life. My gf wanted to have sex but I turned her down telling her a new hentai just came out I wanted to jack off to. She offered to blow me while I watched it but again, I turned her down saying it would be awkward and I wanted to go at my own pace. I have no idea what I was thinking. I fricking nuked her self esteem.
>gf offered to blow you while you watch the hentai
damn what a bro move
fricking lmao where do even find gfs like that lol
Yeah, it's sad how often I jerk it to hentai after turning her down. She's probably cheated on me a ton by now but I don't really give a shit as long as she still cooks and cleans.
In my case, I actually loved her which I think makes it worse. She never forgave me for that and brought it up years later. The hentai was the Sansha Mendan HCG in case anyone's wondering.
There are Bible stories about this situation and it was a terrible sin what you did. You'd be beaten or even killed for it back in the day. Your only job is to shoot goo in her and you failed
I creampied her! I swear, I did! She was begging for it! I just kinda wanted to jack off to hentai that ONE TIME. What's the Bible story?
You could have watched porn and then busted inside her. The fact you picked your hand instead of the hole designed for that purpose is kind of odd. If you hate a girl leave her. Somebody WANTS to bust inside her. They would be HAPPY to bust inside her. Why even have that relationship? Go find some girl you want to knock up or you're wasting your seed and your time
bible story pls
Onan- the source of the word onanism ( to be a masterbator who neglects his familial duties)
Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her; raise up offspring for your brother." [1]
9 But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother's wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother. [2]
10 What he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.[3] [4]
I know a guy (who's a fricking loser) who does this because he has some weird dependent personality disorder, he needs a woman to feed him, hold him, cradle his balls, brush his hair, and compliment him before he can get a hard on.
>this guy can get a gf but the majority of incels on Cinemaphile claim it's hard
lmao, based autist with mommy issues dabbing on incels
Would they have let him go if he didn't give in to his desires?
>NO NO NOOOOOOOOO IS THAT AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN FELLATING MY PENIS?!
>OH THE HUMANITY, IM SUFFERING SO GREATLY SOMEONE HELPPPPPPPP!!!
>No! NO! DON'T SUCK MY wiener! DON'T SUCK MY wiener! NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
NOOOOOOO DONT PISS ON MY wiener WHILE SLAPPING ME NOOOOOOO
i saw a screenshot i think may have been from this movie where keanu was buried upto his neck with a phone in front of his face looking haunted. what was on the phone?
IS THAT PRIME ANA DE ARMAS OH MY GOD HELP SOMEBODY
DONT TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES AND PUT THEM ON MY FACE AS YOU BLOW ME
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they were his daughters used panties. those sick women I hope they would never do this to me!
>NO NOOO DON'T POST THE VOCAROO NOOOOOOOO
>NOOOOO DONT CUDDLE ME PLEASE DON'T LET ME DRIFT OFF INTO BLISSFUL POST-COITUS SLEEP NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I still like to pretend that reeves character was a genius and actually playing 4D chess the entire movie...... "oh no sexy girls please do not have sex with me in my daughters uniform", "oh butterfingers looks like my estranged wife is going to divorce me now ....."
>only 30
>Basically Al Bundy and hate having sex with gf because it takes too long and I always feel awkward despite my erection
>End up pulling shit like Larry David, having small talk during sex which usually leads into an argument right after
>Most of the time, rather just jerk off.
Wh-what's going on?