Not really, that's your plumbing you're fricking up, not mine. But trashing a public space implies you're either a Black person or just poor white trash.
Keep trashing theaters? prices go up. Dump oil down the drain? taxes go up and the plumbing in your area might get so fricked you plumbing doesn't work for a fricking week or more. In the end, it is your problem, and if the world wasn't filled with so many fricking brainlets we wouldn't have so many problems. People like you deserve to be serfs because you can't handle any fricking amount of responsibility that requires thinking more than a single step ahead.
[...] >that's your plumbing
It's not mine, which is why is not my problem. Clean it up land lordie
But your whole job is to clean up after people, if they didn't create jobs for you would have to do another minimum wage job that's not nearly as cushy. Be gratfeul to the job creators.
>trashing a public space
The theatre is a private establishment
They literally pay people to clean up. If they had a problem with it then they'd ban me for doing it, but they don't. Throwing your popcorn on the floor creates jobs. You're just mad you have to actually work for your $15/h.
Earn it, wagie.
The problem is that wagies are notoriously lazy and moronic and don't always do the best job cleaning up the place, hence why they're wagies in the first place.
The issue with you filthy Black person animals is that you certainly don't help things, but it's hard to blame you poor degenerates since you come from broken homes without proper education.
>without proper education. >You need mrs. goldburg to teach you about pronouns that way you won't shit on the toilet seat instead of in the toilet
lmao
> you come from broken homes without proper education.
Nope I'm quite rich (top 20% net worth) I just do it because it feels good. I never leave a restaurant without spilling the condiments/sugar/etc all over the table either. I think about the poors having to clean it up and smile.
>be me >be landlord with 20 rental properties >idiot tenant calls me clogged kitchen sink >know immediately it was due to their stupidity and negligence >”ok I’ll send maintenance over” >wait 3-4 days to let them stew in it as punishment >send handyman over, he either unscrews the trap and cleans it out or runs a snake down >15 min fix, max >make sure to have him take photo of oil in the trap >bill tenant $150 service call on next rent invoice
simple as
>recieve bill
loosen pipe in bathroom and flood the bathroom
Not my problem rentberg you had a loose pipe, city guidelines say you have a week to fix it before they take legal action
2 years ago
Anonymous
>fix pipe >charge you for the damages
Did you not read the fine print in the contract?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I sure did rwntberg, but your contract literal dogshit compared to renting rules and regulations. Actually you know what I am not leaving next month I am staying here and I am not leaving until you get a court order which will take a minimum of 4 months. Dont worry I will take gooood care of your property. >takes out my dick and starts pissing all over your property
Also dont xall to the property until you get the court eviction I have the "right to auiet enjoyment" if I see you I will sue you and call the police
2 years ago
Anonymous
>cost me a few hundred bucks in cleaning >cost yourself your entire credit score and massive debt
Rentpigs aren't the brightest.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I swear I don't know how that cement ended up in the plumbing. Obviously it was pre-existing when I started my lease, not my problem
2 years ago
Anonymous
Really are you sure? Well if you were not a larping moron you would know rentbergs have ZERO control over credit score or the ability to give any chargess without proof of malicious damage.
But yeah just stay away from the property until you get a court order.
Oh btw rentberg did you know someone left a bucketof apilled oil under the floorboards here as well asmassive rancid shits? You will need to clean that up when I leave as eell as the rat infestation downstairs, I just happened to find over adozen rats
2 years ago
Anonymous
Slave. Your ancestors were enslaved because they were weak. They were legally bought per contract and sold at auction in an open market. Like livestock. Your ancestors were raped. Your ancestors were broken. You have no history other than this. That is what made you who you are today. Your ancestors didn’t free themselves. White men tried to free the slaves but you are all still right at zero. Slaves to your violence. Slaves to your ignorance. Slaves to your drugs. Slaves to your lust.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>text text text
I'm not reading that beta male shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>not reading
Of course not. So weak. It must be frustrating not being able to respond to insults with physical violence. Maybe you should go do some property crime to relax
Enjoy the shrimp I hid on my last day there homosexual. You will never find it, but everytime you breathe you'll know it's still there, rotting away and denying you rent
But your whole job is to clean up after people, if they didn't create jobs for you would have to do another minimum wage job that's not nearly as cushy. Be gratfeul to the job creators.
>trashing a public space
The theatre is a private establishment
They literally pay people to clean up. If they had a problem with it then they'd ban me for doing it, but they don't. Throwing your popcorn on the floor creates jobs. You're just mad you have to actually work for your $15/h.
Earn it, wagie.
before i watch a movie i like to eat a large Wisconsin cheese pizza from dominos, with el yucateco hot sauce (it guarantees painful, hiroshimic diarrhea in a few hours)
then, a few hours later, i like to go some homosexual arthouse movie or less-than popular movie like the northman.
i make sure to get nasty theatre nachos, too.
As I snack on the nachos, the farts begin
they are pungent; i made sure to seat myself late so i can maximise exposure.
By now, the movie has picked up, people have moved away from me, and i'm almost done with my nachos.
it's time to poop.
if i like the movie, i'll try to go to the bathroom and catch the rest of the movie, but i'll be sure there's incomprehensible backlash.
if i don't like the movie, i shit myself right there, say "excuse me" and leave.
I keep the nacho tray to help scoop up the leftover diarrhea accumulated in my pants and fling it around the bathroom.
>die of an overdose
Honestly a pretty good way to go if you're just giving up. Sounds like something out of a movie funny enough. You're drugged out, probably numb to your emotional pain. You sit down, get comfy, the lights dim, the movie starts, you enjoy what you see, that's it. Doesn't sound too bad to be honest.
So the loser has to take a shit so fast that they're out of there before someone smells it, turns around and sees them pulling their pants up AND it has to be done without ripping hard farts?
theater trashing is Black person tier behavior and is yet another small part of why we're not allowed to have nice things. You dumb Black folk can't be trusted to not be wild apes and make a mess unless it's specifically your property. Most people can't even be trusted with that even though. God I hate you low class homosexuals.
I never go out of my way to trash a theater, but if a movie is really bad I will usually leave some sort of punishment for the staff. Usually I’ll just fling my drink over the seats as I’m leaving. Other times I’ll pry the seat controls off with my car keys, melt done sour patch in my mouth, and smear it into the controls to frick them up. Just a little thank you to the ushers for tricking me out of my money.
I wish i could have a chill easy job where I get to smoke weed and just clean. I wpuld be grateful for this mess since i get paid hourly and it's better than some shitty construction job and since they raised minimum wage without raising anybody elses wages they make almost as much as me too.
>I wish i could have a chill easy job where I get to smoke weed and just clean
Go be a college janitor. I am and it's fricking easy. I have to dial it back on the work I do because I'm used to actually working.
My neighbor and I in college used our dorm janitor as an alarm clock freshman year. There was a water fountain right next to my door that people would brush their teeth in and every morning at 7:10 he would scream "FRICKING KIDS" while cleaning off the toothpaste. Every single morning, and it was at the perfect time to get me up for my morning class.
After he was done cleaning he'd just sit in the lounge and watch TV all day. Man it was fun to leave messes for him.
I actually didn't brush my teeth in it. Worst was this one kid that would vomit all over the floor right at the only entrance to our bathroom every Friday night. And we know it was the same kid each time because it was always bright red and nobody normal throws up that way.
Best was my friend who would lock the stall door, dump a bunch of food and stuff in the toilet to clog it, then crawl out from under the door so jannie would have to crawl in to clean it up.
I remember when the Female Ghostbusters had a promotion on that women get in free to any movie opening weekend so I went with my friend and made sure we done £10 each worth of extra work for the ushers.
We both got a slushie each, large popcorn and just poured them over the seats before leaving and spat on a bunch of chairs. Then I went to the bathroom and just pissed all over the floor then dumped two full rolls of toilet paper over the top to force them to clean by hand
I like to bring my own bottle of mustard in for my dogs and popcorn. I get pretty amped up and start squirting it in the air during the action scenes. not my fault, or problem.
>know cute girl is the one cleaning the bathrooms >make sure to rub one out and cum on the toilet seat >notice she's in a much sadder mood when I finish my movie
Kek
Yes that's a big mess and one can only assume it was Black folk
But be fair: this would take five minutes tops to shop vac up. End of the night you can break out the carpet and upholstery cleaning supplies. If you're hired to clean this and it is your job, it's really not that hard.
They have cameras inside the theater. If you trash the seating area purposefully they will likely ban you from the theater and if you do enough damage they will contact the police and you will be charged with malicious destruction of property
>when the credits roll the leftover soda goes on the floor and the seats >the popcorn and snacks get worked into the "premium" upholstery of the chairs >a tradition that I've proudly continued since childhood
Clean it up wage cucks
I dont go to the extremes moston here do but you are really missing out if you do not stay to after the credits finiah and launch your drink actoss the room and kick your keftover popcorn boxand watch it rain popcorn
This is what happened last time they wouldn't allow me to bring in my tuppware container full of clams. This is what I think of your no outside food policy, stupid fricking wagies.
Not my popcorn.
checked and based kino trashers
I'm gonna stuff frozen shrimp in the reclining seat when I go see the new jurassic world movie
It's gonna smell like Twilight.
Oh,you...
Uhhh the popcorn goes in your moths guys hehe it's not too complicated heh it goes into the stomach not the floor k?
I have butterflies but no moths.
Let me guess, non-white?
I bet you have a problem with me pouring oil down the sink too
Well yeah, you're a Black person
Not really, that's your plumbing you're fricking up, not mine. But trashing a public space implies you're either a Black person or just poor white trash.
>But trashing a public space implies you're either a Black person or just poor white trash.
again, not my problem
Keep trashing theaters? prices go up. Dump oil down the drain? taxes go up and the plumbing in your area might get so fricked you plumbing doesn't work for a fricking week or more. In the end, it is your problem, and if the world wasn't filled with so many fricking brainlets we wouldn't have so many problems. People like you deserve to be serfs because you can't handle any fricking amount of responsibility that requires thinking more than a single step ahead.
>He thinks any of that matters when you're a neet that would shit out your window and doesn't pay taxes
not. my. problem. Pay for me wagie.
The problem is that wagies are notoriously lazy and moronic and don't always do the best job cleaning up the place, hence why they're wagies in the first place.
The issue with you filthy Black person animals is that you certainly don't help things, but it's hard to blame you poor degenerates since you come from broken homes without proper education.
>without proper education.
>You need mrs. goldburg to teach you about pronouns that way you won't shit on the toilet seat instead of in the toilet
lmao
You'd be surprised, just look at Brazil.
> you come from broken homes without proper education.
Nope I'm quite rich (top 20% net worth) I just do it because it feels good. I never leave a restaurant without spilling the condiments/sugar/etc all over the table either. I think about the poors having to clean it up and smile.
Nice larp
>that's your plumbing
It's not mine, which is why is not my problem. Clean it up land lordie
>be me
>be landlord with 20 rental properties
>idiot tenant calls me clogged kitchen sink
>know immediately it was due to their stupidity and negligence
>”ok I’ll send maintenance over”
>wait 3-4 days to let them stew in it as punishment
>send handyman over, he either unscrews the trap and cleans it out or runs a snake down
>15 min fix, max
>make sure to have him take photo of oil in the trap
>bill tenant $150 service call on next rent invoice
simple as
>recieve bill
loosen pipe in bathroom and flood the bathroom
Not my problem rentberg you had a loose pipe, city guidelines say you have a week to fix it before they take legal action
>fix pipe
>charge you for the damages
Did you not read the fine print in the contract?
I sure did rwntberg, but your contract literal dogshit compared to renting rules and regulations. Actually you know what I am not leaving next month I am staying here and I am not leaving until you get a court order which will take a minimum of 4 months. Dont worry I will take gooood care of your property.
>takes out my dick and starts pissing all over your property
Also dont xall to the property until you get the court eviction I have the "right to auiet enjoyment" if I see you I will sue you and call the police
>cost me a few hundred bucks in cleaning
>cost yourself your entire credit score and massive debt
Rentpigs aren't the brightest.
I swear I don't know how that cement ended up in the plumbing. Obviously it was pre-existing when I started my lease, not my problem
Really are you sure? Well if you were not a larping moron you would know rentbergs have ZERO control over credit score or the ability to give any chargess without proof of malicious damage.
But yeah just stay away from the property until you get a court order.
Oh btw rentberg did you know someone left a bucketof apilled oil under the floorboards here as well asmassive rancid shits? You will need to clean that up when I leave as eell as the rat infestation downstairs, I just happened to find over adozen rats
Slave. Your ancestors were enslaved because they were weak. They were legally bought per contract and sold at auction in an open market. Like livestock. Your ancestors were raped. Your ancestors were broken. You have no history other than this. That is what made you who you are today. Your ancestors didn’t free themselves. White men tried to free the slaves but you are all still right at zero. Slaves to your violence. Slaves to your ignorance. Slaves to your drugs. Slaves to your lust.
>text text text
I'm not reading that beta male shit
>not reading
Of course not. So weak. It must be frustrating not being able to respond to insults with physical violence. Maybe you should go do some property crime to relax
Enjoy the shrimp I hid on my last day there homosexual. You will never find it, but everytime you breathe you'll know it's still there, rotting away and denying you rent
But your whole job is to clean up after people, if they didn't create jobs for you would have to do another minimum wage job that's not nearly as cushy. Be gratfeul to the job creators.
>trashing a public space
The theatre is a private establishment
They literally pay people to clean up. If they had a problem with it then they'd ban me for doing it, but they don't. Throwing your popcorn on the floor creates jobs. You're just mad you have to actually work for your $15/h.
Earn it, wagie.
confirmed non white, too moronic to know that it only fricks up your own plumbing
You have no idea how fast one determined person can create a fatberg
You basically just told everyone you’re not white
Black person tier behavior but you don't care because all you care about is yourself
where are the crab legs
before i watch a movie i like to eat a large Wisconsin cheese pizza from dominos, with el yucateco hot sauce (it guarantees painful, hiroshimic diarrhea in a few hours)
then, a few hours later, i like to go some homosexual arthouse movie or less-than popular movie like the northman.
i make sure to get nasty theatre nachos, too.
As I snack on the nachos, the farts begin
they are pungent; i made sure to seat myself late so i can maximise exposure.
By now, the movie has picked up, people have moved away from me, and i'm almost done with my nachos.
it's time to poop.
if i like the movie, i'll try to go to the bathroom and catch the rest of the movie, but i'll be sure there's incomprehensible backlash.
if i don't like the movie, i shit myself right there, say "excuse me" and leave.
I keep the nacho tray to help scoop up the leftover diarrhea accumulated in my pants and fling it around the bathroom.
>before i watch a movie i like to eat a large Wisconsin cheese pizza from dominos, with el yucateco hot sauce
I love America
>cleaning is part of their job
>whine about it
Retail cucks lol
One of my friends was an usher and he tried to wake a guy up after the movie and he died of an overdose. He also said he would find dildos
Did he keep them?
Nah he found an Omega watch which he kept
>die of an overdose
Honestly a pretty good way to go if you're just giving up. Sounds like something out of a movie funny enough. You're drugged out, probably numb to your emotional pain. You sit down, get comfy, the lights dim, the movie starts, you enjoy what you see, that's it. Doesn't sound too bad to be honest.
Literally the best part about going to the cinema.
I love pouring my leftover popcorn all over the seats then pouring my slushie all over it
I always buy large popcorns so I can spill my leftovers on the floor at the end.
Clean it up wagie.
Its better to pour your drink over the popcorn as well
>at the end
Spill your soda before the lights dim so it gets rill sticky
based
seriously though, why don’t people just take their trash and throw it out on the way out?
>inb4 wagie, I am but not at a theater
When I was 16 me and my friends would do rock paper scizzors and the loser had to tale a shit on tje floor before we left.
Just a little parting gift for the wagies
So the loser has to take a shit so fast that they're out of there before someone smells it, turns around and sees them pulling their pants up AND it has to be done without ripping hard farts?
? No the loser just goes to the corner and takes a shit
That's way less interesting, sounds like a bunch of queers wanting to look at their friends' asses.
>fill cup of popcorn butter
>go to closest soi movie
>dump on the entrance ramp
Clean it up wages
What is soi movie?
theater trashing is Black person tier behavior and is yet another small part of why we're not allowed to have nice things. You dumb Black folk can't be trusted to not be wild apes and make a mess unless it's specifically your property. Most people can't even be trusted with that even though. God I hate you low class homosexuals.
I never go out of my way to trash a theater, but if a movie is really bad I will usually leave some sort of punishment for the staff. Usually I’ll just fling my drink over the seats as I’m leaving. Other times I’ll pry the seat controls off with my car keys, melt done sour patch in my mouth, and smear it into the controls to frick them up. Just a little thank you to the ushers for tricking me out of my money.
I wish i could have a chill easy job where I get to smoke weed and just clean. I wpuld be grateful for this mess since i get paid hourly and it's better than some shitty construction job and since they raised minimum wage without raising anybody elses wages they make almost as much as me too.
>I wish i could have a chill easy job where I get to smoke weed and just clean
Go be a college janitor. I am and it's fricking easy. I have to dial it back on the work I do because I'm used to actually working.
My neighbor and I in college used our dorm janitor as an alarm clock freshman year. There was a water fountain right next to my door that people would brush their teeth in and every morning at 7:10 he would scream "FRICKING KIDS" while cleaning off the toothpaste. Every single morning, and it was at the perfect time to get me up for my morning class.
After he was done cleaning he'd just sit in the lounge and watch TV all day. Man it was fun to leave messes for him.
How many other kids do you think rubbed their shit on that fountain knowing you were coming down to use it? Get that Hep A test.
I actually didn't brush my teeth in it. Worst was this one kid that would vomit all over the floor right at the only entrance to our bathroom every Friday night. And we know it was the same kid each time because it was always bright red and nobody normal throws up that way.
Best was my friend who would lock the stall door, dump a bunch of food and stuff in the toilet to clog it, then crawl out from under the door so jannie would have to crawl in to clean it up.
>I actually didn't brush my teeth in it
Sure. Get that test.
I remember when the Female Ghostbusters had a promotion on that women get in free to any movie opening weekend so I went with my friend and made sure we done £10 each worth of extra work for the ushers.
We both got a slushie each, large popcorn and just poured them over the seats before leaving and spat on a bunch of chairs. Then I went to the bathroom and just pissed all over the floor then dumped two full rolls of toilet paper over the top to force them to clean by hand
I do this
I'm a job creator
you could call me a hero
I like to bring my own bottle of mustard in for my dogs and popcorn. I get pretty amped up and start squirting it in the air during the action scenes. not my fault, or problem.
>know cute girl is the one cleaning the bathrooms
>make sure to rub one out and cum on the toilet seat
>notice she's in a much sadder mood when I finish my movie
Kek
Yes that's a big mess and one can only assume it was Black folk
But be fair: this would take five minutes tops to shop vac up. End of the night you can break out the carpet and upholstery cleaning supplies. If you're hired to clean this and it is your job, it's really not that hard.
American'ts are literal Black folk. OP is Jenny tier Black person.
This is the kind of behavior that gets you stuffed into the kinoplex latrines or whacked by the cinema mob
They have cameras inside the theater. If you trash the seating area purposefully they will likely ban you from the theater and if you do enough damage they will contact the police and you will be charged with malicious destruction of property
>not wearing your masquerade costume when going to the kinoplex
pleb
Good thing I'm wearing my good goy coof mask that conceals half of my face. Doing my part to combat the virus and keep jannies employed!
>when the credits roll the leftover soda goes on the floor and the seats
>the popcorn and snacks get worked into the "premium" upholstery of the chairs
>a tradition that I've proudly continued since childhood
Clean it up wage cucks
Clean it up wagie
Did they fricking whittle the end lmao
>Not my problem
>House looks like shit
>Smells bad all the time
>Acts like an ape
Not my problem, son
I dont go to the extremes moston here do but you are really missing out if you do not stay to after the credits finiah and launch your drink actoss the room and kick your keftover popcorn boxand watch it rain popcorn
that would take literally 5 mins to vacuum. whats the problem here?
This is what happened last time they wouldn't allow me to bring in my tuppware container full of clams. This is what I think of your no outside food policy, stupid fricking wagies.
>when the popcorn mines have a riot
My face + her inner thighs = enlightenment
AHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE THE CHAIRS NOT ELEVATED, WHYS IT ON THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRR
>release bedbugs into the theater
Oops, better get on that jannie
I fail to see where this is my problem...
I wonder how they clean the curtains at the side of the theater when I've used it to wipe off my wiener and hand after a covert kino jack?
I usually just try and spray the main cum ropes on the floor and rub it in to the carpet with my shoe
Rookie mistake. You need to come into your soda to let it dilute then fling the cup for maximum dispersal