Not only is Paul's card the best, it's the only one that isn't complete fricking garbage.

Not only is Paul's card the best, it's the only one that isn't complete fricking garbage. The rest of these look like something I'd make in mspaint.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it begins

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Tim's personally

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bryce is a very close second but Paul’s is definitely the best.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the realtor lady also a psycho or is that a dumb theory

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that theory irl from a reddit type that was using it as evidence for the movie being about how the rich cover up evil for each other!!! Its moronic and gay.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but it's true

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it just makes the most sense if Bateman was a schizophrenic who was having hallucinations, and he didn't actually kill anyone. The later parts of the movie like the woman fleeing from his apartment, and his rampage in public have a dreamlike unreal quality to them.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a sucker for serif fonts, I'd take either batemans or van pattens
    Layout isnt great on them both, I think I would prefer the plain texture of batemans though
    paul allen has the best layout but I'm not a fan of the font
    Overall I think we can all agree bryce has the worst

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all exactly the same.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are forgetting Bryce's raised lettering.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all have the same number but bateman has a secretary so the others must too. so you have to call in to one secretary and ask to get transferred to whoever and then you get *their* secretary and then have to get transferred again to the actual person?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Patrick doesn't realize he is just talking to himself. The guy had a psychotic break from reality. An unreliable narrator. There's a lot of stuff in the book like that too. He is rich but not the kind that can get away with just having a cleaning lady show up and deal with the mess he leaves behind.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Patrick doesn't realize he is just talking to himself. The guy had a psychotic break from reality. An unreliable narrator. There's a lot of stuff in the book like that too. He is rich but not the kind that can get away with just having a cleaning lady show up and deal with the mess he leaves behind.

      phonelines used to be shared, everyone on that line could hear the conversation taking place, and only one call could be going at a time

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bateman's card is the best. Maybe those tacky fonts were something in the 80's but Bateman's card stands the test of time with class and taste.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bryce's is clearly the best, I can almost feel the texture just by looking at it

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRYCE is the best

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could prefer Paul Allen's card? That shit looks like a powerpoint slide not a business card

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    paul allen’s is the best, but I can still only see the font as the railroad tycoon font and that ruins the card for me

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >copperplate gothic
    Same level as comic sans and papyrus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Patrick doesn't realize he is just talking to himself. The guy had a psychotic break from reality. An unreliable narrator. There's a lot of stuff in the book like that too. He is rich but not the kind that can get away with just having a cleaning lady show up and deal with the mess he leaves behind.

      https://i.imgur.com/A70Ju93.jpg

      Not only is Paul's card the best, it's the only one that isn't complete fricking garbage. The rest of these look like something I'd make in mspaint.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    patrick killed 1 person, the rest were hallucinations

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all spell acquisitions wrong
    so they all suck

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole point of the movie is Patrick's is the best

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bateman's looks best but the phone number and business are awkwardly low, David's and Paul's are superior in that regard. Paul's would be good if we weren't 15 years or so into M I N I M A L I S M as an aesthetic. I hate the push for a lack of bezels and Paul's card is emblematic of that horrible design trend.
    Timothy's is the worst. There's nothing good about it whatsoever. The colors actually are subtly different and his is awful.
    David's would be good but the font and pattern are extremely off-putting. If it were on Bateman's card color it might be viable.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >terrible kerning
    >"the best"

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