>He gets to plap that ass
Who's old enough to remember that she was considered like the biggest ass in Hollywood (it was before the Kardashian).
Now she's considered meh.
she got mogged by shakira in the Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show and never recovered
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She accepted her defeat years ago. >Jennifer Lopez has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but even she gets a case of “booty envy” from time to time! The First Love singer recently confessed during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live that she is envious of Jessica Biel’s toned body.
>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking “Are those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment “in a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list.
>“You know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,” Jennifer said. “ Like, I remember seeing her and going, ‘Gosh she has a nice, toned body…I need to go back to the gym!”
>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking “Are those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment “in a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list. >“You know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,”
>Cohen >Asking a latina what black woman she prefers >The latina inmediately chooses a white woman
Kek, the israelites are always surprised by the proud racism of any non-white
People used to say that about my ex and towards the end I sure as frick didn’t lol. We don’t know how much they frick, she could be a frigid b***h that never lets him have it
Don’t be. He probably would rather fellate a .45 but she’ll have a complete meltdown if he doesn’t satisfy her perpetual need to feel like she’s living the perfect fairytale ending every day of her life.
Some people won’t allow themselves to be happy. They’re actually uncomfortable unless there’s some sort of conflict happening.
Monogamy kills the spirit of a man. Imagine not being able to jerk off when you want or go and see a hooker when you want because you need to save up your loads for your “significant other” or else they get upset. It is hell for any man. Women don’t have to worry about loads so it’s easier for them.
women are a waste of time
We're not meant to be heckin' happy or fullfilled. We're meant to kill, rape and desecrate each other through violence and conquest in an endless cycle of one coming out on top of the other. Men don't need le kids and le wife to be happy because there is no such thing. We're animals through and through that need constant tension and conflict hence our depression because of our miserable and placated existences.
no, you're just stupid and lazy.
go fight a sidewalk, fattie
>When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
>When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
[...] >When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
>When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
Yeah, it's the others the ones who are demoralized, not the degenerate talking about rape who is against families.
You ain't ever been in a fight in your life. Living your comfy little life and b***hing your wageslave job doesn't pay you enough to pay for all the garbage you consume and collect. If these were tough times? you'd be dead.
Monogamy kills the spirit of a man. Imagine not being able to jerk off when you want or go and see a hooker when you want because you need to save up your loads for your “significant other” or else they get upset. It is hell for any man. Women don’t have to worry about loads so it’s easier for them.
I'm married and I jerk off whenever and wherever I want. my wife doesn't give two shits if she's in the room either. although I'm afraid one day of getting the Luis ck treatment
Men don’t have to worry about that if their dick works either. I jerked off 3 times yesterday and then fricked my gf before bed. Why would you have to save up loads??? Is your dick like a fricking Spirit Gun or some shit
I have heated discussions all the time with my gfs. They stand there like morons, but it isn't about them 99% of the time. If someone looked at us from a distance though, it might look look like I'm being abusive or something. The reality is if I see a really fat person taking a long time to get something done (like standing for minutes in front of something at the grocery store) or I see an adult poop themselves and just casually walk around with the crap stain in their sweatpants, I'll get amped and be like "how the frick can someone let themselves get like that??? WHAT THE FRICK?" That's honestly what it looks like in the OP because Jennifer Lopez seems to just be casually hanging out and Ben is the one losing his shit. Point is, it's more interesting to imagine the two of them having some heated argument with each other, but the reality is probably mundane.
They tend to be wild in bed in addition to in personality. Dated a chick in TJ for a bit who would do the whole grab your face and point thing while screaming in Spanish, but 30 minutes later she’d be moaning while riding cowgirl like nothing ever happened. I think for most latinas they just ride on the most extreme of emotions. If you’re lucky you get one most fond for love and lust. If not you just get one with lust and depression and she’s just a regular bipolar b***h.
>date popular rich girl >she spends 10-100 million $ of YOUR money on shiny thing to wear (all shiny rocks are worth 1$ at most) >she already has 10 other exspensive israelitelery she almost never wears. >could be using that money for poor fans, or public health care, or city construction to help others. >guy gets upset >guy is bad guy and should be jailed or die, cause he thinks money saved or spent on important things like health/poor/others is more important then shiny rocks. >2023
How does this happen more than once? You’re Muslim, just beat the shit out of her. It’s like the one advantageous thing about your religion, aside from maybe killing people that insult it. >verification not required
Sometimes I feel bad for the paparazzi constantly harassing celebrities and airing their most intimate moments for the world to see, but then I remember they literally signed up for this and make millions off it and don't care anymore.
now you know why affleck puts up with it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12907541/Jennifer-Lopez-showcases-incredible-abs-white-bikini.html
I dated a latina myself and can confirm the sex is great but they will make you miserable. And I'm from Spain, but latin americans are a different breed. They will start random arguments on public for petty things. And I think it comes from being very insecure and jealous, so any sign that they might think the guy is betraying her drives them crazy >Shakira was the same, Jlo is the same
I guess it's a woman moment, and a random girl can do that too. But probably the sex coming from a random british or swedish girl won't be as good. I lately met a USA girl and she seemed crazy as well but the sex wasn't good.
The problem is the ups and downs with the sex and the romantic stuff. Now being serious, it can lead to serious psychological damage, it's like an addiction. They make you suffer but you can't quit on them. And it's not the first or second time we have seen /ourguy/ Ben having trouble with her. >Now today is the last day of the year, would I come back to my ex if she talked to me?
absolutely
>so any sign that they might think the guy is betraying her drives them crazy
I've read that this is often due to the woman herself is cheating, so she projects her guilt onto you, defecting or something.
All women will make you miserable. Well, except for sweetie darling trad girl perfect WIFE that I married and had 3 children with. We read the Bible every night and everything is just, well the only word that comes to mind is "yeehaw!" Other than my sweet beautiful angel, all women make you miserable.
she's fricking ugly as frick why are you morons pretending she's still hot. you get easily tricked by the media to thi k that and you don't even know it. her fave is legit like a 4/10 best and her old woman body is like a 5/10.
Both of them were on Epstein's island. Also Matt Damon.
My belief is that most of the visitors on the island are rotten to the core , and they enjoyed being there. Matt Damon seemed to thrive after visiting the island ( career wise)
Ben Affleck was also a visitor , did all the nasty things rumoured to have happened there( his career also thrived ) but he was horrified, and started drinking heavily .
That's my hot take.
I hate Matt Damon. Arrogant preachy homosexual with fake humility that grew up in an ultra israeli and white shabbos goy wealth enclave of Boston. He will ever has and never will in his entire life live around the brown people he professes to love so much.
He gets to plap that ass
I'm jelly
She's a used up roasty hidden under layers of plastic and has been passed around more than there are grains of stars in the ocean.
Citation?
Overruled.
You may continue.
>He gets to plap that ass
Who's old enough to remember that she was considered like the biggest ass in Hollywood (it was before the Kardashian).
Now she's considered meh.
Wasn't she the first who made big asses a thing for non colored people? Before her white women could only be being anorexic or have big boobs.
Yeah, she did spread that trend.
Who's old enough to remember when "normal" "people" didn't think, act and speak like Black folk?
You'll have to go back before Eminem for that one.
she got mogged by shakira in the Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show and never recovered
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>she got mogged by shakira
So do 99.9% of all women who have ever lived
even back then i dont know why people kept talking about her ass. it was so mediocre
You implying Kardashian has a nice ass? let alone nicer than J.Lo's
No, his comment doesn't imply that.
She accepted her defeat years ago.
>Jennifer Lopez has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but even she gets a case of “booty envy” from time to time! The First Love singer recently confessed during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live that she is envious of Jessica Biel’s toned body.
>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking “Are those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment “in a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list.
>“You know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,” Jennifer said. “ Like, I remember seeing her and going, ‘Gosh she has a nice, toned body…I need to go back to the gym!”
>When asked by host Andy Cohen if she prefers Beyonce’s booty over Kim Kardashian’s, J-Lo didn’t seem content with either option, asking “Are those the only choices?” She quickly told the audience that she didn’t mean the comment “in a bad way,” and offered her own A-list booty choice to the list.
>“You know who I’m gonna say has a great booty, that I’ve seen in person? Jessica Biel, she has an amazing body,”
>Cohen
>Asking a latina what black woman she prefers
>The latina inmediately chooses a white woman
Kek, the israelites are always surprised by the proud racism of any non-white
People used to say that about my ex and towards the end I sure as frick didn’t lol. We don’t know how much they frick, she could be a frigid b***h that never lets him have it
ooooo yeah that sweet cottage cheese ass that's two decades past its prime aaaaaah I'm cooooooooooomin'
Don’t be. He probably would rather fellate a .45 but she’ll have a complete meltdown if he doesn’t satisfy her perpetual need to feel like she’s living the perfect fairytale ending every day of her life.
Some people won’t allow themselves to be happy. They’re actually uncomfortable unless there’s some sort of conflict happening.
I will admit israeliteelry shopping while visiting St Barts can be very stressful.
Understand. She's from the projects in St. Tropez
I think Ben just likes to be depressed
there's a certain comfiness in getting used to being depressed
We're not meant to be heckin' happy or fullfilled. We're meant to kill, rape and desecrate each other through violence and conquest in an endless cycle of one coming out on top of the other. Men don't need le kids and le wife to be happy because there is no such thing. We're animals through and through that need constant tension and conflict hence our depression because of our miserable and placated existences.
>goes to work like a good goy the next morning
>When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
>When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
no, you're just stupid and lazy.
go fight a sidewalk, fattie
upvoted, dude. I can’t wait until The Judge is a playable character in Fortnite
>Guys I just read my C.McCarthy book and I now take it as gospel rather than its intended warning against such a reality because I have a room temp IQ
top kek, shame hollywood can never write a good spoof like this again
>When confronted with the truth of their situation, the demoralized citizen will resort to childish insults to deflect what has been stated to him in a pathetic attempt to devalue it so they do not have to consciously think it over or come close to accepting that truth which is contrary to their placated state.
Yeah, it's the others the ones who are demoralized, not the degenerate talking about rape who is against families.
Good job, you made homosexuals and trannies seethe.
You ain't ever been in a fight in your life. Living your comfy little life and b***hing your wageslave job doesn't pay you enough to pay for all the garbage you consume and collect. If these were tough times? you'd be dead.
He looked happy with Ana maybe that's why he dumped her
*drinking
When they were together it gave me hope that I could find a qt to save me
this breedable 9/10 wanted Ben to impregnate her so bad. and instead he chose to leave her for 60 year old j-lo.
he deserves all the misery.
She was a whorl
Monogamy kills the spirit of a man. Imagine not being able to jerk off when you want or go and see a hooker when you want because you need to save up your loads for your “significant other” or else they get upset. It is hell for any man. Women don’t have to worry about loads so it’s easier for them.
I'm married and I jerk off whenever and wherever I want. my wife doesn't give two shits if she's in the room either. although I'm afraid one day of getting the Luis ck treatment
This is a sign you don’t have sex enough with your wife and she is already thinking of other men.
>Monogamy
>not being able to jerk off
Men don’t have to worry about that if their dick works either. I jerked off 3 times yesterday and then fricked my gf before bed. Why would you have to save up loads??? Is your dick like a fricking Spirit Gun or some shit
my girlfriend milks me every 5th day and if I dont fill a medium starbucks cup there's punishments
women are a waste of time
Why does Ben trim his beard like that?
Trying to make his head less fat. Only works looking straight on though
latina pusy sure is spicy huh?
I watched uhhhhh
Out of Sight with her in it the other night, she's hot as sweaty balls in that movie
If they break up the world will be safe again. The war in Ukraine got worse when they made it public.
Ben just wants icespice
he misses his real true love
Once you’ve had prime JLo ass there’s virtually no difference between other women and an average twink
What could do these two people seriously argue passionately about? What possible circumstances could lead to a heated argument between them?
She's latinx.
He wanted Dunkin she wanted Starbucks
Jlo is a fricking b***h.
He accidentally called her Ana.
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
tacos and burritos
Couples will literally argue about where the fricking tv remote is kept in the living room.
My partner had a meltdown because I got the wrong brand of curry paste. Women are fragile.
I have heated discussions all the time with my gfs. They stand there like morons, but it isn't about them 99% of the time. If someone looked at us from a distance though, it might look look like I'm being abusive or something. The reality is if I see a really fat person taking a long time to get something done (like standing for minutes in front of something at the grocery store) or I see an adult poop themselves and just casually walk around with the crap stain in their sweatpants, I'll get amped and be like "how the frick can someone let themselves get like that??? WHAT THE FRICK?" That's honestly what it looks like in the OP because Jennifer Lopez seems to just be casually hanging out and Ben is the one losing his shit. Point is, it's more interesting to imagine the two of them having some heated argument with each other, but the reality is probably mundane.
Doesn't matter how hot she is, there is a man who is sick of her shit.
enter the long road of darkness and donuts
Damn, she's hunching like Nostradamus. All is vanity.
I think Ben does things to make her angry on purpose, just so he can constantly have make up sex with her
don't blame him, women angrily speaking spanish is my fetish too
is there any man in the world who doesnt have woman troubles?
She's old & difficult l, Ben. Time to trade her in.
GET ME THE ROAST BEEF SANDWICH YOU FRICKING prostitute
She bought a 30,000 euro coat the other day there at a shop
Ah yes, the fabulous lives of the rich & famous..
>"Keanu...", "Keanu walks amongst us." He said to himself, out loud.
typical relationship with a latina.
you put up with a lot of shit for the chance to plap that brown ass
true
What is it with white men and the inherent need to be emotionally abused by sexy latinas?
They tend to be wild in bed in addition to in personality. Dated a chick in TJ for a bit who would do the whole grab your face and point thing while screaming in Spanish, but 30 minutes later she’d be moaning while riding cowgirl like nothing ever happened. I think for most latinas they just ride on the most extreme of emotions. If you’re lucky you get one most fond for love and lust. If not you just get one with lust and depression and she’s just a regular bipolar b***h.
>date popular rich girl
>she spends 10-100 million $ of YOUR money on shiny thing to wear (all shiny rocks are worth 1$ at most)
>she already has 10 other exspensive israelitelery she almost never wears.
>could be using that money for poor fans, or public health care, or city construction to help others.
>guy gets upset
>guy is bad guy and should be jailed or die, cause he thinks money saved or spent on important things like health/poor/others is more important then shiny rocks.
>2023
2024 will be different...for sure...
>mfw when my woman spends my hard earned money that I had earmarked for Zakat on israeliteelry
How does this happen more than once? You’re Muslim, just beat the shit out of her. It’s like the one advantageous thing about your religion, aside from maybe killing people that insult it.
>verification not required
Sometimes I feel bad for the paparazzi constantly harassing celebrities and airing their most intimate moments for the world to see, but then I remember they literally signed up for this and make millions off it and don't care anymore.
they work together. shit like this is staged for attention.
That's very plausible.
now you know why affleck puts up with it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12907541/Jennifer-Lopez-showcases-incredible-abs-white-bikini.html
But he could already have that 20-30 years younger and at 1/10th of the cost
Bruh.
the aftermath
Her throwing his phone on the floor like that is the reason men beat their wives/gfs.
so fake
does that b***h even understand the officially codified doctrine of Islam?!
Ben is still on the bottle
And that's a good thing.
Maybe Ben should stop dating celebrity women that keep making him miserable.
I dated a latina myself and can confirm the sex is great but they will make you miserable. And I'm from Spain, but latin americans are a different breed. They will start random arguments on public for petty things. And I think it comes from being very insecure and jealous, so any sign that they might think the guy is betraying her drives them crazy
>Shakira was the same, Jlo is the same
I guess it's a woman moment, and a random girl can do that too. But probably the sex coming from a random british or swedish girl won't be as good. I lately met a USA girl and she seemed crazy as well but the sex wasn't good.
The problem is the ups and downs with the sex and the romantic stuff. Now being serious, it can lead to serious psychological damage, it's like an addiction. They make you suffer but you can't quit on them. And it's not the first or second time we have seen /ourguy/ Ben having trouble with her.
>Now today is the last day of the year, would I come back to my ex if she talked to me?
absolutely
>so any sign that they might think the guy is betraying her drives them crazy
I've read that this is often due to the woman herself is cheating, so she projects her guilt onto you, defecting or something.
All women will make you miserable. Well, except for sweetie darling trad girl perfect WIFE that I married and had 3 children with. We read the Bible every night and everything is just, well the only word that comes to mind is "yeehaw!" Other than my sweet beautiful angel, all women make you miserable.
Wow look at her sixpack abs! Slay girl!
He was probably trying to explain to her that the 90s are over, they're both has-beens, and there's no spending money like they used to.
she's fricking ugly as frick why are you morons pretending she's still hot. you get easily tricked by the media to thi k that and you don't even know it. her fave is legit like a 4/10 best and her old woman body is like a 5/10.
>her: perfectly fine
>him: mental anguish seeping through
Benbros...
Based on the colour of his skin, he's started drinking again.
Sounds like her love does cost a thing.
>Bippty bap I'm here wit Dunkin'! Now you go.
i had a heated trip to teh toilet and took a fat shit
Jewellery is so shallow and meaningless.
SOMEBODY POST THE HALLOWEEN GIF PLEASE
shes going through menopause and is going to be an insufferable b***h who never wants to have sex. This is why celebrity men chase young women.
He needs an excuse to drink. "She made me drink, it was not my addiction."
dude does not seem to have a good time in general, looks a little bloated, maybe alcoholic?
Both of them were on Epstein's island. Also Matt Damon.
My belief is that most of the visitors on the island are rotten to the core , and they enjoyed being there. Matt Damon seemed to thrive after visiting the island ( career wise)
Ben Affleck was also a visitor , did all the nasty things rumoured to have happened there( his career also thrived ) but he was horrified, and started drinking heavily .
That's my hot take.
I hate Matt Damon. Arrogant preachy homosexual with fake humility that grew up in an ultra israeli and white shabbos goy wealth enclave of Boston. He will ever has and never will in his entire life live around the brown people he professes to love so much.
Mind your own frickin business, paps.