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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meme all you want, but we all know, drone shot after drone shot of disgusting industrial wasteland is bland, the directing, writing and acting was uninspired and will not be remembered as being on par with Season One, season two will be a constant reminder of piss poor performance on all accounts. Pizza, no matter how hard he tries, will never capture the lighting in a bottle magic that is Season One, not now, not ever, Pizza knows this, and so should you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        season 2 got better at it went along the last 4 episodes of 1 were all filler

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This, finale of Season 2 was kino, finale of S1 was cringe af

          Also S2 music was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poor quality bait

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >169442877
    I know you’re just trying to farm (you)s so I’m not going to give you one.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Green paint on his ears
    That fatal blow took the show from a 10 to a 9.

    Could have been ear-muffs saying as he was a lawn mower but no, green paint on his ears from painting greenhouses. mind-blowing moronation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making Rust a two-pump-chump is what dropped season 1 to 3/10. Nobody can take seriously a man who finishes that fast, lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol just watched this scene yesterday and was thinking the same thing. i guess we’re supposed to assume that neither of them have fricked in a while, but really???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Making Rust a two-pump-chump is what dropped season 1 to 3/10. Nobody can take seriously a man who finishes that fast, lmao.

          >mutilated homosexuals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rust hasn't had sex in over 10 years, apparently.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow he is literally me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think so, he was dating the doctor lady, it's not said how long exactly he didn't have sex but I'm willing to believe it was nowhere near 10 years.
          Also he lasted longer than I would have if Michelle Monaghan made a pass at me in that flower dress.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The doctor lady was after that, no?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol you've never have raw sex in your life, have you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. The idea that he chased a girl down to rape/drug/murder wearing hearing protection is just as goofy. The rare chnace he just got green paint on his ears accidently wiping them works better. After all, a hige point made in the show is that sometimes cases are broken by the most inane trivial details, amd that, is like the most inane trivial detail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was earmuffs too at first, but only realised later it was green paint. The reasoning was very thin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've painted many places and never once do I remember getting paint on my years, it was an extremely moronic plot point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was pretty dumb.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you know all the back and forth between Rust and Marty you liked?
    >well frick that! have like a dozen new characters you could care less about

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >s01e01 – s01e06
    kino
    >s01e07
    meh
    >s01e08
    utter trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say
      Episodes 1, 2, 3 > 4, 5, 6
      Also I'm not sure I'd call Episode 6 kino even, it's great but not at the same level as the first 5. First 3 really is the absolute pinnacle of the show though, when it starts really ramping up the stakes in 4 and 5 it kind of loses some of that magic.
      Episode 8 is definitely and without a doubt the weakest episode, it has ever so slightly grown on me, but its still like a 6.5/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Episodes 1, 2, 3 > 4, 5, 6
        How come season 3 was the same? Sure the later episodes had good moments but it was very noticeable dip in quality.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 - doomer man debunks life (cringe compilation)
    2 - Cuckold, c**t, and homosexual's adventures in Hollywood
    3 - Black person Black person ooga booga dem wypipo be rayciss sheeeit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    did you not finish season 1?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the people who think rustin learned his lesson by the end of the season are reading too much into it. This is like watching a whole season of a man jerking off into potted plants, and in the last episode him saying "maybe there's more to life than jerking off into potted plants"

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *Slams p podium*

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TD S01 > Under the Banner of Heaven > Too Old to Die Young

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek me and my boss always exchange glances like this when I ask permission to sneak some shit into clients bills

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza just wanted to make a show about to detectives in a car talking about philosophy, hence the Ligotti references, but knew it would not fly, so he injected the serial killer element into the show, he placed the serial killer element under the various layers of the Rust and Marty dynamic, and only in the last few episodes do we witness the serial killers perspective, that being Errol. The reason for this distinction, was to create a journey from the perspective of both detectives, and subsequently give the viewer a place to feel as though they have been given a ticket to traverse the route with them. Pizza was correct in his decision, and it shows.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Generation Kill
    Twin Peaks
    Dark
    Chernobyl
    Better Call Saul
    Rome
    The Young Pope
    Mindhunter

    Plenty of shows not only come close, but surpass it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only Twin Peaks surpasses it. All the others are worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this anon gets it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mindhunter
      >Twin Peaks
      >Dark
      >Chernobyl
      >Better Call Saul

      lol

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t be serious with this 8 hour Fincher movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >8 hour Fincher movie
      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fincher wishes he was this good.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Capitalize Every Single Word

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The way they found out who the Green Man was was absolute bullshit and almost ruined the whole season, I think we can all agree on that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that is the consensus, but it never occurred to me it was moronic, not sure why you find it bullshit.

      Eh. The idea that he chased a girl down to rape/drug/murder wearing hearing protection is just as goofy. The rare chnace he just got green paint on his ears accidently wiping them works better. After all, a hige point made in the show is that sometimes cases are broken by the most inane trivial details, amd that, is like the most inane trivial detail.

      Highlights it best, a lot of cases are solved due to very silly mistakes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not sure why you find it bullshit
        It's just fricking stupid

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The combo of Cary and Pizza was just unbeatable.
    However, Cary's second show Maniac has a lot of the same strengths as TDs1 and is very good while Pizzas next two seasons of TD have been uneven at best.

    Maniac has:
    two lead actors with fantastic chemistry
    an engaging world with a unique and consistent atmosphere and feeling
    writing that is clearly the collaboration of a talented writer and a talented filmmaker, unlike the turgid navel gazing of Pizzas solo seasons
    the big hug mug

    I hope Cary makes another show in the near future

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win, Rust or our girl Ani?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everyone talks about season one - blah blah blah nihilism in the bayou - but for me, it's Ray Velcoro

      >series about a cuck and a dumb prostitute

      no thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a cuck

        Chad was his son, anon...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he was still cucked

          if your wife is raped you have to honor-kill her

          or would you be cool with just taking a paternity test to know if you're the father?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was really hoping it wasn't his son

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bravo Nolan, havent noticed this before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > this school was demolished recently
      we're all just going down the circle aren't we

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone talks about season one - blah blah blah nihilism in the bayou - but for me, it's Ray Velcoro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fat pussy

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you forgot something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based and correct. IMO better than TD.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god that show is based, but really only the first season. top tier kino of the highest order. I need to rewatch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        season 2 is much better than people make it out to be. lots of kino voyello moments, plus the based viglietti papacy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like Malkovich but I just was not feeling him in season 2

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah he's not one of the strong points of season 2

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He had one of the kinoest scenes in existence and delivered an absolutely impeccable performance in it:

              But then they just threw his character into the bin. I fricking loved the initial theories anons had about him of being an Anti-Christ type figure, but no - turns out he was just a random cuck. It's so fricking weird because he is like a totally different character in in the first 3-4 episodes before he assumes the papacy. Was the initial storyline thrown out or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i liked his flowers in the garden of love speech

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you got filtered by the season 1 finale your opinion doesn't count.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dem keedz issall i thinkbout

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not that great. Once the writer ran out of ideas to plagiarize it dropped off hard. It even has a silly video game boss battle at the end tacked on.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Season 2's party scene surpasses anything in season 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the druggy sex party?

      he was really hoping it wasn't his son

      i didnt get that at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that party

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my god it even has a watermark

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    except that his partner is so dumb it ruins the show

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